Four Funny Football Quotes For Today


Here’s some funny and interesting quotes that will help to lighten up the day 😀

“If Everton were playing in my front garden I’d close the curtains” – Liverpool legendary manager Bill Shankly

“If you are first you are first, If you are second you are nothing.” – Bill Shankly

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best

“I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.” – George Best

Who’s this beauty with a link to Newcastle?


23 comments so far

  • Bjorgvin

    Sep 27, 2007 at 11:38 AM

    Comment #1

    She was born in Newcastle upon Tyne. And is now married to the Ashley Cole twat..

  • Craig Allen

    Sep 27, 2007 at 11:50 AM

    Comment #2

    nice cheekbones …

  • Rob P

    Sep 27, 2007 at 12:03 PM

    Comment #3

    Just don’t hover over the picture!!!

  • Ed Harrison

    Sep 27, 2007 at 1:46 PM

    Comment #4


  • Dz Adams

    Sep 27, 2007 at 1:59 PM

    Comment #5

    Ed,you never answered why you write this site in American English.

  • Dingo

    Sep 27, 2007 at 2:39 PM

    Comment #6

    I had a bong at her house in Byker once… when she was still a charver. 😛

  • Craig Allen

    Sep 27, 2007 at 3:19 PM

    Comment #7

    did she have nice cheekbones back then as well, Dingo? 😉

  • michael

    Sep 27, 2007 at 4:15 PM

    Comment #8

    I think you’ll find it’s pronounced Cashley Cole!

  • Hammy

    Sep 27, 2007 at 4:29 PM

    Comment #9

    Has she got implants……cheek bones I mean…

  • Keep Oba

    Sep 27, 2007 at 4:30 PM

    Comment #10

    Dz Adams // Sep 27, 2007 at 13:59

    Ed,you never answered why you write this site in American English.

    Probably because hes lived in America for a while now and America has something against the letter U. Probably the hatred for France and Canadians.

    …dont take that too seriously

  • Hammy

    Sep 27, 2007 at 4:32 PM

    Comment #11

    She’ll soon get sick of Cashley….just wait til he retires…whats he going do??
    I think he struggles to count to 20, o.k… o.k ……I’m just jealous

  • Hammy

    Sep 27, 2007 at 4:34 PM

    Comment #12

    Keep Oba.. did you know there is no U on an american keyboard, that’s why the yanks always refer to the USA as the states.

  • Ed Harrison

    Sep 27, 2007 at 5:03 PM

    Comment #13

    Hammy – that’s not correct…
    Keep Oba – see ABOUT at the top of this site – I’m marooned over here in Raleigh, NC

  • big pea ov the weab

    Sep 27, 2007 at 5:12 PM

    Comment #14

    i cheryl was a right slapper a used to party at her brothers house in heaton to my knowledge she enjoyed a lot of hovering up with a straw

  • big pea ov the weab

    Sep 27, 2007 at 5:14 PM

    Comment #15

    i nearly had her me pal done her and i done her m8 haha

  • Tripp

    Sep 27, 2007 at 5:42 PM

    Comment #16


    We hate I’s too. The Queen’s English isn’t our specialty 😉

    So Ed, why are you marooned?

  • Hammy

    Sep 27, 2007 at 5:50 PM

    Comment #17

    C’mon guys I WAS kidding…….
    Lets start a poll….10 things you could do with Cheryl Tweedy…..
    Keep it cleanish….

  • Craig Allen

    Sep 27, 2007 at 5:55 PM

    Comment #18

    The 10 things I would do all involve her cheekbones …

  • Cheryl'sDad

    Sep 27, 2007 at 7:14 PM

    Comment #19

    Hey what’s gan on here like!!!!! what’s wor Cheryl di ing on this blog….
    She’s the same little girl she always has been she’s not posh or nowt..
    And wor Ash is dead canny an all……Aye she still shops doon Chillingham road and everything……..
    Anyhoo I’d better gan….me choppers just aboot to tek off….wer gan to Lumley Castle…thinking aboot putting an offer in like.
    Mind me lawyer is keeping an eye oot for any dodgy blog……alreet.

  • leo

    Sep 27, 2007 at 8:27 PM

    Comment #20

    haha ask her for the blond ones number. haha

  • Darren

    Sep 28, 2007 at 2:23 AM

    Comment #21

    Would have loved to see Cole meeting the parents for the first time, when we lived in Heaton we had to bar them from the shop for not paying their tic on time. Proper tramps, the lot of ’em, he must have thought ” f**k me she is well worth one but the rest of them are off their t**s”

    I would though, given the chance, dodgy cheekbones or not…

  • Darren

    Sep 28, 2007 at 2:25 AM

    Comment #22

    And word has it she satisfies Cashley with a strap on, if anyone is bothered.

  • geordie_jordan

    Sep 28, 2007 at 5:05 AM

    Comment #23

    oi! she’s not all that is she? don’t worry ed, i’m marooned in china!!! i have to watch the games on the net every week. away from me beloved sjp


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