Four Funny Football Quotes For Today


Manager and skipper – which funny quote are they laughing at?

On this spot every day we’ll include the four football quotes – and also have a question of the day. We’ll post the question on our Newcastle United Forum or we’ll highlight an existing topic that one of our readers has already posted that we find interesting.
We’ll also still include a nice picture at the end 😀

1) Four Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny and interesting quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times 😀

“Reporter: “Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?” — Strachan: “No, I’m just going to crumble like a wreck. I’ll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge.”

Reporter: “You don’t take losing lightly, do you Gordon? ” — Strachan: “I don’t take stupid comments lightly either.”

Strachan: “I’ve got more important things to think about. I’ve got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.”

Reporter: “Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?”– Strachan: “Not telling you! It’s a secret.”

2) Question of the Day

We have an article out today in which we think Oba Martins is on His Way to Greatness. So we’ve opened up a discussion topic on our Newcastle United Forum on Can Oba Martins Fulfil His Potential To Become A Great Striker? . Let us know what you think – his goals at Bolton and Man City were world class. He’s really producing this season with 4 goals and 2 assists already – not too shabby.

3) Picture of the Day


Who is this Beautiful Oscar-Winning Actress who Studied Dance at New York’s Joffrey Ballet?

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