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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Woman

9:26 am, Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 19 Comments

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Who is this beautiful actress and model – born in Louisiana?


Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times. :D

“One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.” – Alan Shearer

“I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.” – Mark Draper

“You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.” – Peter Shilton

Comments welcome.

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Tags: FootBall Quotes · Newcastle News





19 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Hammy // Oct 10, 2007 at 9:29 AM

    Wow

    She is FIT!!!
    Where did you find this stunning bird Ed,
    sorry I meant beautiful woman.

  • 2 big pea ov the weab // Oct 10, 2007 at 10:11 AM

    so they reckon sunderland will b in the premiership for at least 3 seasons………………..autum winter and spring :)

  • 3 Ed Harrison // Oct 10, 2007 at 10:12 AM

    I have this terrible job of surfing the internet for beautiful girls every day – what a drag :D

  • 4 ChrisL // Oct 10, 2007 at 12:55 PM

    What else do you do with your time Ed? Does this site pay your bills? Could be an article in it. I see a lot of the same people commenting on here all the time & we’re all here reading what you have to say… so why not tell us more about you & the toon & why you’re doing all this?

    p.s. You don’t have to of course, just a suggestion while toon news is a bit thin on the ground.

  • 5 George // Oct 10, 2007 at 1:37 PM

    Dont know who she is Ed, but she is definately not a WAG.
    Boy is she fit. She is stunning.
    Oh to be young and fit myself again. And a big bank balance.
    Nice one ED, keep them coming.

  • 6 Toon Chicken // Oct 10, 2007 at 1:51 PM

    ChrisL – if you just click on “ABOUT” at the top of this page your curiosity will be satisfied.

  • 7 leo // Oct 10, 2007 at 2:37 PM

    isnt it kim catrell… young!?? not sure tho

  • 8 Hammy // Oct 10, 2007 at 2:40 PM

    Howay Leo,
    There wasn’t colour telly when Kim was young….still woudn’t kick her out of bed though….unless MOTD was on

  • 9 leo // Oct 10, 2007 at 2:41 PM

    seriously? how old is she???

  • 10 big pea ov the weab // Oct 10, 2007 at 2:52 PM

    why hav u got a pic ov wor lass on here

  • 11 Toon Chicken // Oct 10, 2007 at 2:57 PM

    It’s the Doritos Girl – Ali Landry!

    What made you go for her, Ed? (apart from the obvious)

  • 12 Hammy // Oct 10, 2007 at 3:16 PM

    big pea ov the weab …..hang on mate I’ll just wake her up and ask her…

  • 13 Hammy // Oct 10, 2007 at 3:16 PM

    Leo….wrong side of 50

  • 14 leo // Oct 10, 2007 at 3:18 PM

    so its a bit naughty to think of kimmy as fit, haha

  • 15 leo // Oct 10, 2007 at 3:20 PM

    thats not far of ma grandma’s age. hmmm

  • 16 Hammy // Oct 10, 2007 at 3:25 PM

    Leo..there is many a fine tune played on an old fiddle..

  • 17 ChrisL // Oct 10, 2007 at 3:36 PM

    Thank you Mr Chicken, I had never explored the wonder of the links at the top of the page (other then the ‘stats’ bit).

    having read a bit about you now Ed, I’m pleased for you that your passion is being such a success.

  • 18 George // Oct 10, 2007 at 4:48 PM

    Ed i have just twigged, you did not search the internet for this picture. Your brother has sent it via picture message from a beach front spanish bar, trying to upset you with what he is eyeing up. Im right arnt i.

  • 19 Ed Harrison // Oct 11, 2007 at 10:48 AM

    Toon Chicken – you’re right.
    It’s Ali Landry – and she’s 34 years old. I have another good one for today – coming up.




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