Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Woman


Who is this beautiful woman – born in New Jersey and now has 3 kids?

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times. 😀

“I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don’t want to leave Leicester.” – Stan Collymore

“I’m as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.” – Ugo Ehiogu

“Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.” – Vinny Jones

Comments welcome.


16 comments so far

  • Hammy

    Oct 11, 2007 at 12:37 PM

    Comment #1

    Not as smart as yesterday’s Ed, your standards are slipping.

  • Craig Allen

    Oct 11, 2007 at 12:45 PM

    Comment #2

    Somebody needs to toss a plate of food at her. Eat girl, eat.

  • Hammy

    Oct 11, 2007 at 12:52 PM

    Comment #3

    Quite right Craig…a lb of Toon sausage would do for starters…..

  • George

    Oct 11, 2007 at 1:15 PM

    Comment #4

    Got to be a WAG, she has the false forced smile like pug ugly Beckham. Probably more plastic surgery than Fisher Price Toys. Hair definately bottled blonde and nowt on top. Ed this is not what your visitors or used to. I am sure that the USA must have some real beautys for us Toon fans to drool over and take our minds of the poor press reports.

  • Craig Allen

    Oct 11, 2007 at 1:45 PM

    Comment #5

    George – I’d prefer British beauties (by personal preference) something along the lines of the skysports co-anchor, now she’s fit.

    Hammy – lol .. I’m sure you’ll offer to feed her !

  • Hilly

    Oct 11, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Comment #6

    It’s Kelly Ripa. She’s on a daytime TV show with Regis Philbin called “Regis and Kelly.”

    I became a Toon fan about 2 years ago. The site is great…keep up the good work!

  • Dingo

    Oct 11, 2007 at 3:39 PM

    Comment #7

    I think it might be Kelly Ripa???

  • valle

    Oct 11, 2007 at 3:41 PM

    Comment #8

    Ith hard to make this bunch happy, huh Ed?… Anyway, i’ll take her, so put a stamp on her and send her to me.

  • Dingo

    Oct 11, 2007 at 3:56 PM

    Comment #9

    damn my comment is awaiting moderation

  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 11, 2007 at 4:07 PM

    Comment #10

    Kelly Ripa it is

  • leo

    Oct 11, 2007 at 4:24 PM

    Comment #11

    she is stunning, but worried that a strong wind may snap her in two

  • Keep Oba

    Oct 11, 2007 at 6:27 PM

    Comment #12

    I am still waiting to see Eva Mendes or Charlies Theron. I remember seeing Kelly in the late 80’s on my moms soap opera. She was a gothish teenager who looked like Elvira with long black hair. No other real story there, just what I think of when I see her.

  • Craig Allen

    Oct 11, 2007 at 6:49 PM

    Comment #13

    Keep Oba – Charlize was just voted sexiest woman – see here :

  • Todd

    Oct 11, 2007 at 9:14 PM

    Comment #14

    Kelly Ripa is actually very smart and witty in addition to being a comely lass. Skinny or not, she’s a catch. Now Peter Crouch, HE is unpleasantly skinny…but that has nothing to do with the conversation really does it?…

  • Hammy

    Oct 11, 2007 at 9:57 PM

    Comment #15

  • Hammy

    Oct 11, 2007 at 10:01 PM

    Comment #16


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