Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Woman


Who is this beautiful woman – an Academy Award winner no less

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times. 😀

“Leeds is a great club and it’s been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.” – Jonathan Woodgate

“On another night, they’d have won 2-2.” – Ron Atkinson commenting on a Valencia-Liverpool Match

“Once Tony Daley opens his legs you’ve got a problem.” – Howard Wilkinson

Comments welcome.


14 comments so far

  • Rich

    Oct 12, 2007 at 10:59 AM

    Comment #1

    Is that Sharon Stone?? Whoever it is shed defo be welcome to the toon with open arms and legs!!

  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 12, 2007 at 11:20 AM

    Comment #2

    Rich – it’s not Sharon Stone

  • Toon Chicken

    Oct 12, 2007 at 11:22 AM

    Comment #3

    That’s Charlize Theron innit?

  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 12, 2007 at 11:24 AM

    Comment #4

    Yes it’s Charlize Theron

  • Hammy

    Oct 12, 2007 at 11:30 AM

    Comment #5

    This is more like it Ed, big improvement on yesterday.

  • ToonKing

    Oct 12, 2007 at 12:28 PM

    Comment #6

    She’s fit, there was a movie where she showed serious skin, just can’t remember which one………………

  • Todd

    Oct 12, 2007 at 12:34 PM

    Comment #7

    Ed likes Charlize. Her 2nd appearance. Not that I blame him, mind you. In fact, please keep up the good work!

  • Craig Allen

    Oct 12, 2007 at 12:35 PM

    Comment #8

    @TK ’twas something about a valley … or the one with El Capaccino I think

  • Todd

    Oct 12, 2007 at 12:36 PM

    Comment #9

    Toon King: Try Reindeer Games or Devil’s Advocate

  • JJ

    Oct 12, 2007 at 12:43 PM

    Comment #10

    Charlize Theron, she’s from my home town in Benoni, South Africa and I;ve had the honour of meeting her.
    Chalize Theron is pronounced (shaar-lees Tron) here in South Africa.

  • George

    Oct 12, 2007 at 1:31 PM

    Comment #11

    Nice one Ed made my day that has.
    But who is Charlize Theron? I have led a very sheltered life so do not know much about women TV stars etc.

  • Keep Oba

    Oct 12, 2007 at 3:48 PM

    Comment #12

    alright…excellent choice. And George…I suggest seeing some of her movies like devils advocate, cider house rules, reindeer games….unless you cant handle female nudity.

  • George

    Oct 12, 2007 at 8:23 PM

    Comment #13

    Keep Oba, thanks for that, i will look out for these films on tv.
    As far as female nudity is concerned, you can never have too much of a good thing. It even puts a twinkle in my eye.

  • Craig Allen

    Oct 13, 2007 at 9:39 AM

    Comment #14

    Ah got it! It was called Two days in the valley – or something like that.


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