Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Woman


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Who is this beautiful singer – born in Boonville, Missouri of English and Irish descent?


Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – again from the vast collection of former Yankees catcher Yogi Berra 😀

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” – Yogi Berra

“It gets late early out there.” – Yogi Berra

“90% of the putts that are short just don’t go in.” – Yogi Berra

Comments welcome.

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20 comments so far

  • Hammy

    Oct 17, 2007 at 12:44 PM

    Comment #1

    Pretty good Ed…pretty good, you’ve cropped it a bit too much though,
    looks like she’s got a right set…..

    Wallpaper or screensaver? tough choice…….

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  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 17, 2007 at 12:46 PM

    Comment #2

    Hammy – yes she has – whatever the question was 😀

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  • bobby

    Oct 17, 2007 at 12:59 PM

    Comment #3

    this bird isnt fit. …however i wouldnt say no.

    Ed harrison. any jobs going in your neck of the woods? i have a decent enough c.v.

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  • Todd

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:21 PM

    Comment #4

    It’s Sara Evans. I believe she is divorced so go for it there, single fellas…

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  • Todd

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:24 PM

    Comment #5

    Here are some more Yogi-isms:

    “That restaurant used to be great but now nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.”

    He was invited to a fancy dinner at the White House and said this “I thought they said steak dinner, but then I found it was a state dinner…” “…It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking”.

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  • steve

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:29 PM

    Comment #6

    deputy dawg – she is woof

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  • Craig Allen

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:35 PM

    Comment #7

    I’d have a go. She’s not the fittest I’ve seen but good enough for a low lit pub.

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  • Hammy

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:42 PM

    Comment #8

    your giving your age away there steve…..

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  • steve

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:42 PM

    Comment #9

    maybe I’ll rethink, she looks dog rough in some photos but okay in others

    http://saraevans.musiccitynetworks.com/index.htm?id=12605&sid=11791

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  • Todd

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:46 PM

    Comment #10

    Hey, I used to be Todd. What happened? LOL

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  • Bill f

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:54 PM

    Comment #11

    Ed whats age got to do with it I’m 110 and I fancy her. She might have to do all the work though.

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  • Bill f

    Oct 17, 2007 at 1:55 PM

    Comment #12

    Sorry should read Hammy whats age got to do etc.

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  • Bill f

    Oct 17, 2007 at 2:08 PM

    Comment #13

    Oh and whilst I think of it Hammy if you didn’t get my earlier reply. Arnie (the Terminator) and General McArthur.

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  • Todd

    Oct 17, 2007 at 2:38 PM

    Comment #14

    Todd,
    You can’t be Todd because I am, unless you are. So then I am not Todd until you admit that you aren’t. Unless you are and you lie about it, or you are telling the truth which means I am not Sara.

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  • leo

    Oct 17, 2007 at 2:45 PM

    Comment #15

    ok well im confused with that, the bird isnt bad like, seen better and certainly done worse haha

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  • Craig Allen

    Oct 17, 2007 at 3:05 PM

    Comment #16

    I see nufc is recruiting matchday staff

    http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1145364,00.html

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  • steve

    Oct 17, 2007 at 5:36 PM

    Comment #17

    oh nooo – if England don’t manage to qualify for euros, Owen will have nothing to keep himself fit for – Russia currently leading 2-1

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  • Arthur Prince

    Oct 17, 2007 at 6:08 PM

    Comment #18

    Russia 2 England 1
    Must say Gerrard didnt play well enough today Robinson just doesnt look comfortable Lescott not bad but rather out of his depth at times . Michael was good but clearly missed the Heskey /Viduka type of play .
    Just what are we going to do if we dont qualify for Euro 2008 ???!!!

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  • Todd

    Oct 18, 2007 at 2:12 AM

    Comment #19

    Well, I am Todd. If I was lying, I’d say I was Ian. And I think I was Todd on here first. Not first in these comments, but this blog. But hey, plenty of room for more than one Todd. Just a bit surprised… =)

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  • Bill f

    Oct 18, 2007 at 12:41 PM

    Comment #20

    Why are there so many football comments on this blog, except Todd who hasn’t sorted out who he is yet. The subject matter is wimmen.

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