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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Woman

12:41 pm, Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 20 Comments

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Who is this beautiful singer – born in Boonville, Missouri of English and Irish descent?


Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – again from the vast collection of former Yankees catcher Yogi Berra :D

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” – Yogi Berra

“It gets late early out there.” – Yogi Berra

“90% of the putts that are short just don’t go in.” – Yogi Berra

Comments welcome.

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Tags: FootBall Quotes · Newcastle News





20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Hammy // Oct 17, 2007 at 12:44 PM

    Pretty good Ed…pretty good, you’ve cropped it a bit too much though,
    looks like she’s got a right set…..

    Wallpaper or screensaver? tough choice…….

  • 2 Ed Harrison // Oct 17, 2007 at 12:46 PM

    Hammy – yes she has – whatever the question was :D

  • 3 bobby // Oct 17, 2007 at 12:59 PM

    this bird isnt fit. …however i wouldnt say no.

    Ed harrison. any jobs going in your neck of the woods? i have a decent enough c.v.

  • 4 Todd // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:21 PM

    It’s Sara Evans. I believe she is divorced so go for it there, single fellas…

  • 5 Todd // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:24 PM

    Here are some more Yogi-isms:

    “That restaurant used to be great but now nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.”

    He was invited to a fancy dinner at the White House and said this “I thought they said steak dinner, but then I found it was a state dinner…” “…It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking”.

  • 6 steve // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:29 PM

    deputy dawg – she is woof

  • 7 Craig Allen // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:35 PM

    I’d have a go. She’s not the fittest I’ve seen but good enough for a low lit pub.

  • 8 Hammy // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:42 PM

    your giving your age away there steve…..

  • 9 steve // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:42 PM

    maybe I’ll rethink, she looks dog rough in some photos but okay in others

    http://saraevans.musiccitynetworks.com/index.htm?id=12605&sid=11791

  • 10 Todd // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:46 PM

    Hey, I used to be Todd. What happened? LOL

  • 11 Bill f // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:54 PM

    Ed whats age got to do with it I’m 110 and I fancy her. She might have to do all the work though.

  • 12 Bill f // Oct 17, 2007 at 1:55 PM

    Sorry should read Hammy whats age got to do etc.

  • 13 Bill f // Oct 17, 2007 at 2:08 PM

    Oh and whilst I think of it Hammy if you didn’t get my earlier reply. Arnie (the Terminator) and General McArthur.

  • 14 Todd // Oct 17, 2007 at 2:38 PM

    Todd,
    You can’t be Todd because I am, unless you are. So then I am not Todd until you admit that you aren’t. Unless you are and you lie about it, or you are telling the truth which means I am not Sara.

  • 15 leo // Oct 17, 2007 at 2:45 PM

    ok well im confused with that, the bird isnt bad like, seen better and certainly done worse haha

  • 16 Craig Allen // Oct 17, 2007 at 3:05 PM

    I see nufc is recruiting matchday staff

    http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1145364,00.html

  • 17 steve // Oct 17, 2007 at 5:36 PM

    oh nooo – if England don’t manage to qualify for euros, Owen will have nothing to keep himself fit for – Russia currently leading 2-1

  • 18 Arthur Prince // Oct 17, 2007 at 6:08 PM

    Russia 2 England 1
    Must say Gerrard didnt play well enough today Robinson just doesnt look comfortable Lescott not bad but rather out of his depth at times . Michael was good but clearly missed the Heskey /Viduka type of play .
    Just what are we going to do if we dont qualify for Euro 2008 ???!!!

  • 19 Todd // Oct 18, 2007 at 2:12 AM

    Well, I am Todd. If I was lying, I’d say I was Ian. And I think I was Todd on here first. Not first in these comments, but this blog. But hey, plenty of room for more than one Todd. Just a bit surprised… =)

  • 20 Bill f // Oct 18, 2007 at 12:41 PM

    Why are there so many football comments on this blog, except Todd who hasn’t sorted out who he is yet. The subject matter is wimmen.




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