Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Woman


Who is this beautiful woman – born in Nyagan, Siberia in the Soviet Union?

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we can all do with at times 😀

Jimmy Hill: “Don’t sit on the fence Terry. What chance do you think Germany has of getting through?” – Terry Venables: “I think it’s 50-50.”

“For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.” – John Motson

“Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.” – Ron Greenwood

Comments welcome.

12 comments so far

  • ToonKing

    Oct 18, 2007 at 12:57 PM

    Comment #1

    I don’t like her……she’s not fit at all, how ’bout you put Jessica Alba up tommorow?? 🙂 now she’s fit !!

  • malaysian youngster

    Oct 18, 2007 at 1:01 PM

    Comment #2

    maria sharapova..

  • true

    Oct 18, 2007 at 1:25 PM

    Comment #3

    Toon King…. not fit! You must be due for a cataract operation! Believe me she is out of your league
    Good choice Ed

  • doby the mag

    Oct 18, 2007 at 2:15 PM

    Comment #4

    Seen her white bits?? I didn’t know you could get a tan like that in Siberia!!!

  • Bill f

    Oct 18, 2007 at 2:15 PM

    Comment #5

    True, Naah it’s just his glasses are steaming up.

    Is it Sharapova, I aint so sure, probably a tennis player though, they certainly breed some lookers.

  • ToonKing

    Oct 18, 2007 at 2:15 PM

    Comment #6

    She may be out of my league, but i don’t even want her in my league 😉

  • gingergeordie

    Oct 18, 2007 at 2:54 PM

    Comment #7

    MMMMMMMMMMMM i would!

  • Hammy

    Oct 18, 2007 at 3:25 PM

    Comment #8

    Hmmmn………I think my man breasts are bigger than hers…….
    There has defo been some poor quality blonde lasses on…..
    6/10, after 10 pints, in a dimly lit room…
    Howay Ed us Northern blokes want pure belters.

  • steve

    Oct 18, 2007 at 5:41 PM

    Comment #9

    ruff ruff – whats with that tan line man – I’d kill myself laughing if she stripped off

  • steve

    Oct 18, 2007 at 5:42 PM

    Comment #10

    actually you could replacve laughing with something that sounds like banking
    @hammy – you fat get 🙂

  • Hammy

    Oct 18, 2007 at 6:03 PM

    Comment #11

    steve……your right….everything has dropped..I need to get back to the gym!!

  • leo

    Oct 19, 2007 at 12:13 AM

    Comment #12

    haha, its nice to have small assets in the locker once in a while. i dont always go for mahoosive jugs.

    she is stunning, serbia is well hot man!!!


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