Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


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Who’s this beautiful actress – born in Pittsfield, Massachusetts and appeared in Seabiscuit

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times 😀

“The keeper was unsighted – he still didn’t see it.” – Ron Atkinson

“If you don’t believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.” – Neville Southall


“‘Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup?” – Shaun Newton

“Liverpool’s best chance ended when Beardsley shot himself.” – Daily Express match report

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10 comments so far

  • Hammy

    Oct 22, 2007 at 11:31 AM

    Comment #1

    Not bad Ed…would make the boys jealous with this bird on my arm….
    Don’t have a clue who she is but I know Seabiscuit is a horse right?

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  • Hammy

    Oct 22, 2007 at 11:43 AM

    Comment #2

    Off topic,

    Sky pulled out all the stops to get pundit legend Kieron Dire on yesterday’s live game.

    When Richard Keys asked how disappointed Bellamy was after leaving Liverpool after a only 1 year.
    Dire quickly responded:

    “yeah he supported the kid as a boy…he loved Liverpool”…..

    Must be all the time he is spending with his kids getting to him.
    Aaaahhhhhhh………

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  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 22, 2007 at 11:54 AM

    Comment #3

    Sunderland were unlucky yesterday – but they need to get some points quickly if they want to stay up. Jones looked great up front – would be good for us as replacement for Ameobi.

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  • true

    Oct 22, 2007 at 12:19 PM

    Comment #4

    newcastle U11 stuffed the Maccums yesterday in a 10 goal thriller 2-8 to the mags
    Even at that age its important to always keep the maccums down. I only know because my boy plays for the maccums AHHHHHHHH i know… still lets hope he dosent make it and playing like they did yesterday he’s no chance.
    Toon blood is thicker than Kin
    MAGS for EVER

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  • leo

    Oct 22, 2007 at 1:30 PM

    Comment #5

    true, do you beat ur kid with a paddle, everytime he plays for the muc.

    break the lads metatarsle. lol. or get him to a better club.

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  • Callum

    Oct 22, 2007 at 1:40 PM

    Comment #6

    I like Jones, he looks like a handful for most defenders, last time he gave the arsenal defence something to think about, in a few years he’ll be top class, like martins 😀 Imagine those two together, both will have power and pace but Jones will also win his fair share of headers 😀

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  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 22, 2007 at 1:43 PM

    Comment #7

    Hammy – yes Seabiscuit was an American horse in the late 30’s – he was lazy and not good looking at all. Not at all like the thoroughbreds of the day. And he was from California so the East tended to ignore him. He also liked to rest a lot lying down 😀

    But he went on to be one of the greatest horses ever in the US – he had guts galore and in a famous race beat the 1937 triple crown winner War Admiral in a head to head duel, quite easily, as he pulled away around the last bend and won by several lengths.

    It’s a great story – here’s a piece on it

    http://www.secondrunning.com/seabiscuit_war%20admiral.htm

    The film is great if you are a horse fan.

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  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 22, 2007 at 1:45 PM

    Comment #8

    BTW – the actress is Elizabeth Banks.

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  • ToonKing

    Oct 22, 2007 at 1:57 PM

    Comment #9

    She’s nice. 😉

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  • George

    Oct 22, 2007 at 2:39 PM

    Comment #10

    Nice chick today Ed. Wish you would stop putting my conquests up on display for all to see though. I can dream cant i.
    Ed just a little funny but true story.
    I am distantly related to Bryan Pop Robson who played for the toon during the 60s and one sunday afternoon we were all gathering for a family tea in South shields. Bryan was driving along Ocean Road when stopped for speeding. Policeman asked him questions, one being occupation, on answering professional footballer, Bryan thought he was going to get off with a warning but no. The policeman asked who he played for and when he replied Newcastle United, the policeman said ” tough luck mate, i support Sunderland” and boooked him.
    Has anyone else got true stories about NUFC players to share.

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