Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


Who’s this beautiful model – born in Santa Cruz, California

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times.    😀

“We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.” – Ruud Gullit

“I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.” – Glenn Hoddle

“If you can’t stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.” – Terry Venables

“The first 90 minutes are the most important.” – Bobby Robson

Comments welcome.

21 comments so far

  • George

    Oct 24, 2007 at 12:15 PM

    Comment #1

    This babe is a tease Ed. Looks like plenty on top, then when she finnishes pulling the breifs down a pair of balls will be revealed. Well it is a football blog aint it.

  • Hammy

    Oct 24, 2007 at 12:30 PM

    Comment #2

    Those tits look as plastic as my old eagle eye actionman…….
    I wouldn’t say she was particularly smart….. I’d be able to tell you better once those thumbs slide down her thighs a bit more…….

  • indian toon

    Oct 24, 2007 at 1:13 PM

    Comment #3
  • Bill f

    Oct 24, 2007 at 1:20 PM

    Comment #4

    Looks like she is Anexoric, apart from tits which don’t look real. Sorry Ed but only 4/10 for this one.

  • true

    Oct 24, 2007 at 1:27 PM

    Comment #5

    10/10 Ed whats her number and name, she is a beauty

  • nightfall

    Oct 24, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    Comment #6

    Bill F – only 4/10? how does your wife/girlfriend look like then? 🙂
    Ed – find out and let’s see her in tommorow’s “Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women” 🙂

  • Bill f

    Oct 24, 2007 at 1:45 PM

    Comment #7

    Given thats she is no spring chicken any more, fantastic. A few life lines on her face but still has a body that women 40 years younger would die for ( a lot of them have said same). Then again I am biased.

    The score I give is based on previous offerings with Julliete Binoche as a 10. Of course it is all fantasy to most of us is it not. 🙂

  • leo

    Oct 24, 2007 at 1:45 PM

    Comment #8

    she is pretty, but no meat on the bones

  • ToonKing

    Oct 24, 2007 at 2:20 PM

    Comment #9

    Whoaaaa mama…….sweet Ed ….really sweet….

    @Bill F : Julliete Binoche??? pfffffffffffffffff

  • Toon Chicken

    Oct 24, 2007 at 2:26 PM

    Comment #10

    WOW! Best yet Ed.

    Bill f – should’ve gone to Spec Savers! 😉

    It’s Marisa Miller btw.

  • Bill f

    Oct 24, 2007 at 2:45 PM

    Comment #11

    Well lets agree to differ, you got your taste I got mine.

    Iv’e taken a second look and still thinks she looks anexoric , the face just don’t look natural, hardly any flesh on it. I’ll change my score to 3/10

  • ToonKing

    Oct 24, 2007 at 3:38 PM

    Comment #12

    hahaha i would gladly tap that anorexic ass………….. 😉

  • toonfan1

    Oct 24, 2007 at 4:49 PM

    Comment #13

    it looks like her head has been put onto someone elses body. the face skin colour looks different to the body. is it a fake?

  • Toon Chicken

    Oct 24, 2007 at 4:56 PM

    Comment #14

    wait a minute…she has a face?

    oh yeah – so she does.

    na – defs not a fake toonfan – google her.

  • Todd

    Oct 24, 2007 at 5:22 PM

    Comment #15

    I find this part of the blog sexist and offensive. I am going to check the site everyday to make sure that are new photos and quotes just to be sure…

  • Tripp

    Oct 24, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    Comment #16

    Rubbish. I’m with Bill on this one. Way too skinny, plastic, and from the neck up a complete disaster. Great abs though. I’ll give ‘er that.

  • Bill f

    Oct 24, 2007 at 7:21 PM

    Comment #17

    Thanks Tripp are we the only ones with any taste.

    By the way did you serve on the Enterprise and were you one of the crew left in our time period.

  • SAB

    Oct 24, 2007 at 11:27 PM

    Comment #18

    She is well fit, anorexic? Dont want no fat birds on this site

  • Tripp

    Oct 25, 2007 at 7:43 AM

    Comment #19

    lol! I was born before that bloke, but it’s great to see people using my name on TV, doesn’t happen too often. My last name is also the name of a certain android from Alien, so I’ve got sci-fi pretty well covered. Now that I think about it, the guy from Enterprise was from the southern US too (I’m a Georgian, not a Geordie. Close but no cigar).

  • Tom from Aus

    Oct 25, 2007 at 9:24 AM

    Comment #20

    who is it ed

  • ChrisL

    Oct 26, 2007 at 5:30 PM

    Comment #21

    Come on Ed, she’s great…. Who is it?


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