Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


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Who’s this American supermodel and actress – born in Menlo Park, California

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times. 😀

“When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn’t know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.” – Robbie Williams

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best


“An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.” – Dave Bassett

“I’d rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.” – Johnny Giles

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Yesterday’s beautiful woman was Canadian country singer Shania Twain

Comments welcome.
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16 comments so far

  • true

    Oct 26, 2007 at 12:47 PM

    Comment #1

    are those lips real! i think not, still they could latch on me 😉

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  • ToonKing

    Oct 26, 2007 at 12:49 PM

    Comment #2

    Holy mother of ……………best one yet Ed. She’s a keeper.

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  • George

    Oct 26, 2007 at 12:51 PM

    Comment #3

    Boy i wish i was a nipper again and feed on her.

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  • Craig Allen

    Oct 26, 2007 at 1:40 PM

    Comment #4

    She better not give me any lip …..

    ….
    ….

    wait … am I nuts? of course she can – in fact I insist!

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  • Hammy

    Oct 26, 2007 at 2:01 PM

    Comment #5

    She can moan a bit too…….

    you should’ve heard her last night.

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  • leo

    Oct 26, 2007 at 2:23 PM

    Comment #6

    hammy youve lost it haha.

    she is probly the best one yet, if it had been a good picture of shania twain then she would be tops in my books

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  • Bill f

    Oct 26, 2007 at 2:28 PM

    Comment #7

    She looks very familiar can’t put my finger on her although I’d like to and a bit more. She is a real women with no add-ons imo.

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  • TOONNUTTER

    Oct 26, 2007 at 3:42 PM

    Comment #8

    ANY CHANCE OF SOME BRITISH LASSES.
    OR EVEN BETTER GEORDIE LASSES !!!

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  • TOONNUTTER

    Oct 26, 2007 at 3:43 PM

    Comment #9

    ANY CHANCE OF SOME BRITISH LASSES.
    OR EVEN BETTER GEORDIE LASSES !!!

    GEORDIE WOMEN MMMMMMMM

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  • Toon Chicken

    Oct 26, 2007 at 3:47 PM

    Comment #10

    we’ve already had Cheryl – only other famous one I can think of is Donna Air – and she tarks al posh noo.

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  • Todd

    Oct 26, 2007 at 5:17 PM

    Comment #11

    This is where I avoid inserting joke based generally on the short lived nature of this feature of the blog should it be renamed ‘funny football quotes and beautiful British women”…. because there are lots of beautiful British gals, but I am a wise-ass loud mouth American (redundant, I know) and it is killing me not say something cheeky…
    I will be checking the Sun’s page 3 website if you need me…

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  • valle

    Oct 26, 2007 at 5:24 PM

    Comment #12

    Ed… You should look into cloughies famous quotes, that man has said some hilarius stuff and got a point through at the same time.

    Here is one.

    “Whenever a player disagree with me, we go to my office, talk about it for 20 minutes and decide that i was right”

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  • Ed Harrison

    Oct 26, 2007 at 7:24 PM

    Comment #13

    valle – yes I’ve featured them quite a bit. The one I like the most is “Rome wasn’t built in a day – but I wasn’t on that particular job”
    Hey – I’ll put Clough’s quotes in for tomorrow 😀

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  • Craig Allen

    Oct 26, 2007 at 8:41 PM

    Comment #14

    Katie-Marie … she’s hot. thanks for the reminder todd 🙂

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  • apan

    Oct 26, 2007 at 11:13 PM

    Comment #15

    thats josie maran right?

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  • AdamCF

    Oct 27, 2007 at 1:04 AM

    Comment #16

    Yep, Josie Maran it is. Better pic of her on wiki though 😉

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