Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


Who’s this beautiful actress – she played Felicity Shagwell in one famous movie 😀

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – today from one of our favorite football people – the great Bobby Robson 😀

“We’re flying on the Concorde. That’ll shorten the distance – that’s self-explanatory.”

“If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.”

“Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ!” – Sir Bobby illustrating the great life in Barcelona

“He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.”


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was American TV personality – Vanessa Minnillo

Comments welcome.


8 comments so far

  • indian toon

    Oct 28, 2007 at 11:29 AM

    Comment #1

    heather graham.. i would rather prefer aishwarya rai..

  • Big Sam Fan

    Oct 28, 2007 at 2:08 PM

    Comment #2

    id sack my lass off for eiter of these 2

  • Leo

    Oct 28, 2007 at 2:23 PM

    Comment #3

    she is lovely. not as lovely as yesterdays, but my word ed you are getting good at this. good choice

  • squaretan

    Oct 28, 2007 at 3:03 PM

    Comment #4

    My blood is going up the stairs! 🙂

  • George

    Oct 28, 2007 at 4:04 PM

    Comment #5

    Sorry shes lying down, but just had a great session with her. I am well and truely sha**ed out now.
    Are shit theres the alarm clock going off.

  • Tripp

    Oct 28, 2007 at 10:46 PM

    Comment #6

    Hurley is her surname, right? Cannet remember her first name though. Wait, it’s Elizabeth Hurley.

  • Hammy

    Oct 28, 2007 at 10:52 PM

    Comment #7

    Err Tripp…no it’s not….it’s the shagadelic Heather Graham….

  • Tripp

    Oct 29, 2007 at 5:02 AM

    Comment #8

    I thought HG was more of a blonde. Oh well, shows what I know. Silly bunt.


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