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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

12:17 pm, Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 15 Comments

Who’s this beautiful woman – born in Los Angles, California and a former child actress

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times :D

“‘He’s 31 this year: last year he was 30.” – David Coleman

“West Germany’s Briegel hasn’t been able to get past anyone yet – that’s his trademark.” – John Helm

“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.” – David Acfield

“‘Forest have now lost six matches without winning.” – David Coleman


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course Australian model and actress – Elle Macpherson

Comments welcome.

Tags: FootBall Quotes · Newcastle News

15 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Toon Chicken // Oct 30, 2007 at 12:33 PM

    Urgh…it’s not Hallowe’en til tomorrow you know, Ed!

  • 2 Toon Chicken // Oct 30, 2007 at 12:39 PM

    I think she’s called Nora Batty, or Thora Hird, or maybe Thora Birch…summit like that.

  • 3 Ed Harrison // Oct 30, 2007 at 12:42 PM

    Very close

  • 4 Ed Harrison // Oct 30, 2007 at 12:43 PM

    One of the three is correct – but I’ll divulge the name tomorrow :D

  • 5 Ed Harrison // Oct 30, 2007 at 12:44 PM

    Hey – she’s nice looking.

  • 6 Toon Chicken // Oct 30, 2007 at 12:45 PM

    Each to their own I suppose ;)

  • 7 George // Oct 30, 2007 at 1:47 PM

    Not worth the energy of dreaming Ed. There are plenty like this in the local pub, you should know you`ve drank in there.

  • 8 Leo // Oct 30, 2007 at 1:52 PM

    i think she is strangely attractive, as in you would have to be strange to find her attractive haha. nah i think she is alright like.

  • 9 Leo // Oct 30, 2007 at 1:53 PM

    oh and its thora birch, she was in the film about the witches… cant remember its name. all i do remember is that the blonde witch was foxy.

  • 10 briss // Oct 30, 2007 at 3:21 PM

    shes the black haired girl in the film American Beauty. about a 6.5 outa 10 for me, not much of a looker

  • 11 Leo // Oct 30, 2007 at 3:45 PM

    she has also done some topless shots, real nice

  • 12 Keep Oba // Oct 30, 2007 at 5:21 PM

    I like Thora Birch…she looks like she would make a nice girlfriend, hot but not jaw dropping hot. And she has a nice body and probably slightly freaky.

  • 13 Hammy // Oct 30, 2007 at 6:04 PM

    Toon chicken…like it … it……….she’s not the greatest…..
    nice mouth….. hhmmmnnn could do something with that…….

    hair looks a bit like Worzel Gummidge, sorry John Pertwee fans, I know you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead……

    Defo seen better from you Ed…….you need to get googling under “tasty bird”

  • 14 Keep Oba // Oct 30, 2007 at 6:12 PM

    well…that may not be the best picture of her…her hair doesnt usually have 7 shades of blond in it…in fact I like her when she has the dark hair.

  • 15 Ed Harrison // Oct 31, 2007 at 1:22 PM

    Beautiful eyes I think – but as has been said here – each to his own :D

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