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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

November 1st, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 6 Comments

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Who’s this beautiful woman - an academy award winner - born in Los Angeles, California

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day - which we all need at times :D

“He was a player that hasn’t had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.” - Glenn Hoddle

“Souness has just gone behind my back in front of my face.” - Craig Bellamy

“When you’re 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1″ - Laurie McMenemy

“I think this could be our best victory over Germany since the war” - John Motson

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Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course American actress - Sharon Stone

Comments welcome.

Tags: FootBall Quotes · Newcastle News










6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 indian toon // Nov 1, 2007 at 12:25

    gywneth paltrow.. sexy woman…

  • 2 Ed Harrison // Nov 1, 2007 at 12:28

    wow - that was too easy!

  • 3 Hammy // Nov 1, 2007 at 12:49

    Nice spot indian toon…….she’s a gorgeous girl.

  • 4 George // Nov 1, 2007 at 13:26

    Ed i think my mate Rod would have got that one.
    Still gorgeous girl next door type.

  • 5 Leo // Nov 1, 2007 at 17:22

    shes boring looking, bet she aint good in bed

  • 6 Owen // Nov 1, 2007 at 17:48

    “Souness has just gone behind my back in front of my face.” - Craig Bellamy

    Says a lot……. :)










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