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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

12:46 pm, Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 8 Comments


Who’s this beautiful actress – my favorite – who grew up in poverty in Kentucky

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times :D

“‘If you can’t stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.” – Terry Venables

“”You’ll be hoping that this run of injuries will stop earlier than it started.” – Andrew Gidley

“The boys’ feet have been up in the clouds since the win.” – Alan Buckley

“This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.” – Alan Green


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was American actress Grace Kelly, Princess of Monaco

Comments welcome.

Tags: Injuries · Newcastle News

8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 indian toon // Nov 6, 2007 at 1:30 PM

    ashley judd.

  • 2 indian toon // Nov 6, 2007 at 1:39 PM

    u r fav eh ed.. neat choice.. seems u ve a liking for younger and hard working women… cool..

  • 3 Craig Allen // Nov 6, 2007 at 1:51 PM

    oh wow

    i’ve always had a thing for her – just wish she’d accept it ;-)

  • 4 indian toon // Nov 6, 2007 at 1:55 PM

    kentucky.. reminds me of kentucky fried chicken… no wonder she’s damn tasty…!!

  • 5 Bill F // Nov 6, 2007 at 4:01 PM

    Very , very nice but who or what is Bocephus.

    Craig a pile of cash would possibly help your cause, otherwise you continue to dream like the rest of us. :)

  • 6 Bobby Ollox // Nov 6, 2007 at 4:07 PM

    Bocephus – the nickname of Hank Williams Jr as given by his father errr Hank Williams senior.

  • 7 Leo // Nov 7, 2007 at 12:53 AM

    where is poverty in kentucky? lol. am just kidding.

    good on the lass.

  • 8 Tripp // Nov 7, 2007 at 6:18 PM

    leo, it’s everywhere you look ;)

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