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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

2:15 pm, Friday, November 9th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 9 Comments


Who’s this beautiful and little known model – born in Breaux Bridge, Louisiana

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – today all from Kevin Keagan :D

“You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw”

“One of his strengths is not heading”

“A tremendous strike which hit the defender full on the arm – and it nearly came off.”

“The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.”


Yesterday’s beautiful young woman was 17 year-old country singer Taylor Swift

Taylor won the Horizon Award on Wednesday night at the Country Music Awards (CMA), as the country artist who showed most career growth last year – she’s still in high school – and said this would be the highlight of her senior year. She’s also a beautiful young lady :D

Comments welcome.

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9 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tooninexile // Nov 9, 2007 at 2:24 PM

    Ah, is that Ali Landry ed?

    If not doesn’t matter she if Georgeous!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 2:47 PM

    yes .. she is.

  • 3 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:00 PM

    Another prime example of plastic surgery, sorry but I prefer the real thing and a bit of meat on the bone.

  • 4 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:06 PM

    well id prefer meat on the front and back … hehe

  • 5 Leo // Nov 9, 2007 at 4:21 PM

    while meat on the bone is nice, i would not turn this bonny lass down, top draw ed.

  • 6 Dingo // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:22 PM

    There may be not much meat on the bone (as you gentlemen seem to prefer) but the dumplings that are served with the main course look delectable. :P

  • 7 Dingo // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:23 PM

    Ill bet her kebab is not too shabby either!

  • 8 ToonKing // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:25 PM

    hmm meat on the bones or plastic surgery extraordinare ……………………………………………………………………………….I’ll take the plastic ;)
    nice work Ed.

  • 9 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:37 PM

    Howdy Dingo thought you were tripping out in the wilds this weekend. Or is this your fantasy we are in. :)

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