What’s Chris Mort Thinking?


We put up this photo this morning, in our story about Newcastle owner, Mike Ashley, joining the Newcastle fans in the away section at the Stadium of Light tomorrow afternoon.

mike-ashley-and-fans.jpg

Until you look closely, you don’t see Chris Mort in the background to the right. But as fans have pointed out with Chris, he always seems to be in deep thought. So let”s have some comments on a caption to the picture above, as to what Chris is thinking about. Whatever it is, he just seems engrossed. Oh, and keep them clean. We’ll start it off with this one.

“Oh hell -forgot the eggs”

But we think you can do a lot better – it’s a bit of fun before our victory against Sunderland tomorrow.

You can join the discussion of tomorrow’s derby game on our Newcastle United Forum.



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63 comments so far

  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:14 PM

    Comment #1

    DOEN THIS GUY EVER FEEL COLD.!!!

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:16 PM

    Comment #2

    ONE DAY HE WILL WEAR THE JERSEY WITH MY NAME ON IT.. ONE DAY…

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:17 PM

    Comment #3

    MAN… HE LOOKS SO FIT, WISH I WAS HIM..

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:18 PM

    Comment #4

    NOW WHY THE HELL IS HE LAUGHING AT FREDDY SHEPHERD LIKE THAT..!!

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  • Brisbane Mag

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:23 PM

    Comment #5

    Oh my, those Newcastle girls are just the best! No wonder Ash bought out this place……

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  • bowsie

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    Comment #6

    indian toon’s second will not be beaten.

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:28 PM

    Comment #7

    now what is that girl doin with her bikini on in newcastle at this time of the year,, damn.!! people are fanatics here…

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  • FyzZ

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:28 PM

    Comment #8

    “hm…am i look stupid if i wear black and white shirt? i think the fans around Mike also agree with me.”

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  • Kash

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:31 PM

    Comment #9

    Forget what Vhris Mort is thinking, lets talk about tomorrows big game!!!!!

    Come on the lads!!!!!

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  • Kash

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:32 PM

    Comment #10

    I would’ve loved a Mackem Toon game with Keane playing for Makems and Shearer still playing. Shearer would’ve knocked him out, Keane is a nob!!!!

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  • Bill f

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:32 PM

    Comment #11

    His missus will kill me if I let him get near the pie stand again.

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  • Kash

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Comment #12

    I hope Taylor plays tomorrow, really want a Geordie playing for us! My team for tomorrow would be:
    Harper
    Beye Taylor Rozenhal Enrique
    Milner Smith Barton N’Zogbia
    Owen Martins

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  • Bill f

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Comment #13

    Mmmmmm actually he does look fat in it.

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  • Kash

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Comment #14

    Well I suppose Harper will be playing, but Taylor to put in acruching challenge on Leadbitter would be class!!!

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  • Kash

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:35 PM

    Comment #15

    Well I suppose Harper will be playing, but Taylor to put in a crunching challenge on Leadbitter would be class!!!

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:35 PM

    Comment #16

    should i make these people buy season tickets as our fans do, they do hav loads of money

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  • Kash

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:36 PM

    Comment #17

    Ed – Lets get a discussion page going for tomorrows game!

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  • Ed Harrison

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:39 PM

    Comment #18

    Kash – it’s up on our Newcastle United Forum – here it is
    http://nufcblog.com/forum/index.php?topic=151.0
    You can go on the forum at any time and set up your own discussion topic. We have a before and after discussion on each game.

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:43 PM

    Comment #19

    id be dumbfolded if he wears the jersey in december or will he!!?

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:46 PM

    Comment #20

    hmm. after all the hard work that i put in, this guy comes up from nowhere and steals the spotlight.

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  • indian toon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 3:47 PM

    Comment #21

    yes i WILL ask him for a hike in my salary, but how.!?

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  • Pete

    Nov 9, 2007 at 4:39 PM

    Comment #22

    BTW, is that mike ashelys son to his left? The one in black

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  • nightfall

    Nov 9, 2007 at 4:46 PM

    Comment #23

    Harper
    Beye Taylor Rozenhal Enrique
    Milner Faye Barton N’Zogbia
    Owen Martins

    subs: cacapa, geremi, emre, smith and GK

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  • adaaaam

    Nov 9, 2007 at 4:53 PM

    Comment #24

    “i hope they dont find the body! the mackems wont notice one missing striker , will they?”

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  • Owen

    Nov 9, 2007 at 4:56 PM

    Comment #25

    “If we get into Europe, I’m sure I can afford the Special Edition Malibu Stacey”

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  • Bill f

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:03 PM

    Comment #26

    I wonder if anyone will notice it’s a cardboard cutout.

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  • Bill f

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:09 PM

    Comment #27

    Himmler vas right Adolf and I fit in nicely, Newcastle today tommorow ze vorld.

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  • Luke

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:10 PM

    Comment #28

    “I wonder what the combined weight of all three is…”

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  • Leo

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:22 PM

    Comment #29

    bill i vote for your first quote, brillient

    ed. i wonder what reminded mort of eggs…. hahahahaha

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  • sirjasontoon

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:24 PM

    Comment #30

    Hmmmm Should we sack Sam after the Sunderland game or before 🙂

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  • Bobby Ollox

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:28 PM

    Comment #31

    Unless we start charging by the metre, we are never gonna make a profit on shirt sales.

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  • steve

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:29 PM

    Comment #32

    wtf am I doing hanging out with these chavs – especially that fat bloke in the toon shirt

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  • Bobby Ollox

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    Comment #33

    Jeezuz ! Which one of you farted !

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  • Bobby Ollox

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:35 PM

    Comment #34

    Now, we are going to have get rid of Ashley or Viduka – there just arent enough pies to go round …..

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  • Bobby Ollox

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:38 PM

    Comment #35

    fwibblewibblefwibblewibble

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  • Bobby Ollox

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:40 PM

    Comment #36

    Surely Keane couldnt have been serious – £2M for Ameobi? I’ll carry him there for that much…. and throw in a couple of shirts….

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  • Ross

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:41 PM

    Comment #37

    billf’s first attempt takes it so far, very funny. keep them coming!

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  • Tripp

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:43 PM

    Comment #38

    Gawd, that finger smells terrible but I can’t … stop … sniffing it.

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  • Ross

    Nov 9, 2007 at 5:43 PM

    Comment #39

    he’s merely standing up for big mike, whilst looking at the lad behind him
    “i dunno what you’re chuckling at baldy”

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  • Hadrian

    Nov 9, 2007 at 6:13 PM

    Comment #40

    ” i wonder if these sports direct shares will ever come good”

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