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What’s Chris Mort Thinking?

3:12 pm, Friday, November 9th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 63 Comments

We put up this photo this morning, in our story about Newcastle owner, Mike Ashley, joining the Newcastle fans in the away section at the Stadium of Light tomorrow afternoon.

mike-ashley-and-fans.jpg

Until you look closely, you don’t see Chris Mort in the background to the right. But as fans have pointed out with Chris, he always seems to be in deep thought. So let”s have some comments on a caption to the picture above, as to what Chris is thinking about. Whatever it is, he just seems engrossed. Oh, and keep them clean. We’ll start it off with this one.

“Oh hell -forgot the eggs”

But we think you can do a lot better – it’s a bit of fun before our victory against Sunderland tomorrow.

You can join the discussion of tomorrow’s derby game on our Newcastle United Forum.



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63 responses so far ↓

  • 1 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:14 PM

    DOEN THIS GUY EVER FEEL COLD.!!!

  • 2 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:16 PM

    ONE DAY HE WILL WEAR THE JERSEY WITH MY NAME ON IT.. ONE DAY…

  • 3 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:17 PM

    MAN… HE LOOKS SO FIT, WISH I WAS HIM..

  • 4 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:18 PM

    NOW WHY THE HELL IS HE LAUGHING AT FREDDY SHEPHERD LIKE THAT..!!

  • 5 Brisbane Mag // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:23 PM

    Oh my, those Newcastle girls are just the best! No wonder Ash bought out this place……

  • 6 bowsie // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    indian toon’s second will not be beaten.

  • 7 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:28 PM

    now what is that girl doin with her bikini on in newcastle at this time of the year,, damn.!! people are fanatics here…

  • 8 FyzZ // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:28 PM

    “hm…am i look stupid if i wear black and white shirt? i think the fans around Mike also agree with me.”

  • 9 Kash // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:31 PM

    Forget what Vhris Mort is thinking, lets talk about tomorrows big game!!!!!

    Come on the lads!!!!!

  • 10 Kash // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:32 PM

    I would’ve loved a Mackem Toon game with Keane playing for Makems and Shearer still playing. Shearer would’ve knocked him out, Keane is a nob!!!!

  • 11 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:32 PM

    His missus will kill me if I let him get near the pie stand again.

  • 12 Kash // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    I hope Taylor plays tomorrow, really want a Geordie playing for us! My team for tomorrow would be:
    Harper
    Beye Taylor Rozenhal Enrique
    Milner Smith Barton N’Zogbia
    Owen Martins

  • 13 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Mmmmmm actually he does look fat in it.

  • 14 Kash // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Well I suppose Harper will be playing, but Taylor to put in acruching challenge on Leadbitter would be class!!!

  • 15 Kash // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:35 PM

    Well I suppose Harper will be playing, but Taylor to put in a crunching challenge on Leadbitter would be class!!!

  • 16 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:35 PM

    should i make these people buy season tickets as our fans do, they do hav loads of money

  • 17 Kash // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:36 PM

    Ed – Lets get a discussion page going for tomorrows game!

  • 18 Ed Harrison // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:39 PM

    Kash – it’s up on our Newcastle United Forum – here it is
    http://nufcblog.com/forum/index.php?topic=151.0
    You can go on the forum at any time and set up your own discussion topic. We have a before and after discussion on each game.

  • 19 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:43 PM

    id be dumbfolded if he wears the jersey in december or will he!!?

  • 20 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:46 PM

    hmm. after all the hard work that i put in, this guy comes up from nowhere and steals the spotlight.

  • 21 indian toon // Nov 9, 2007 at 3:47 PM

    yes i WILL ask him for a hike in my salary, but how.!?

  • 22 Pete // Nov 9, 2007 at 4:39 PM

    BTW, is that mike ashelys son to his left? The one in black

  • 23 nightfall // Nov 9, 2007 at 4:46 PM

    Harper
    Beye Taylor Rozenhal Enrique
    Milner Faye Barton N’Zogbia
    Owen Martins

    subs: cacapa, geremi, emre, smith and GK

  • 24 adaaaam // Nov 9, 2007 at 4:53 PM

    “i hope they dont find the body! the mackems wont notice one missing striker , will they?”

  • 25 Owen // Nov 9, 2007 at 4:56 PM

    “If we get into Europe, I’m sure I can afford the Special Edition Malibu Stacey”

  • 26 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:03 PM

    I wonder if anyone will notice it’s a cardboard cutout.

  • 27 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:09 PM

    Himmler vas right Adolf and I fit in nicely, Newcastle today tommorow ze vorld.

  • 28 Luke // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:10 PM

    “I wonder what the combined weight of all three is…”

  • 29 Leo // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:22 PM

    bill i vote for your first quote, brillient

    ed. i wonder what reminded mort of eggs…. hahahahaha

  • 30 sirjasontoon // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:24 PM

    Hmmmm Should we sack Sam after the Sunderland game or before :)

  • 31 Bobby Ollox // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:28 PM

    Unless we start charging by the metre, we are never gonna make a profit on shirt sales.

  • 32 steve // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:29 PM

    wtf am I doing hanging out with these chavs – especially that fat bloke in the toon shirt

  • 33 Bobby Ollox // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:31 PM

    Jeezuz ! Which one of you farted !

  • 34 Bobby Ollox // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:35 PM

    Now, we are going to have get rid of Ashley or Viduka – there just arent enough pies to go round …..

  • 35 Bobby Ollox // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:38 PM

    fwibblewibblefwibblewibble

  • 36 Bobby Ollox // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:40 PM

    Surely Keane couldnt have been serious – £2M for Ameobi? I’ll carry him there for that much…. and throw in a couple of shirts….

  • 37 Ross // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:41 PM

    billf’s first attempt takes it so far, very funny. keep them coming!

  • 38 Tripp // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:43 PM

    Gawd, that finger smells terrible but I can’t … stop … sniffing it.

  • 39 Ross // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:43 PM

    he’s merely standing up for big mike, whilst looking at the lad behind him
    “i dunno what you’re chuckling at baldy”

  • 40 Hadrian // Nov 9, 2007 at 6:13 PM

    ” i wonder if these sports direct shares will ever come good”

  • 41 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 6:15 PM

    Ashley:- Come all without, come all within, we are going to stick it up the useless Quinn.

    Mort:- Pratt

    One for the Manfred Mann fans of yesteryear. Perhaps one for tommorrows fans?

  • 42 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 6:37 PM

    Thank you cousin Leo and Uncle Ross

  • 43 Bill f // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:31 PM

    Ashley:- I wonder if I have enough EPs to get the level 20 boots of scoring for Michael.

    Mort:- My god the graphics in this VR Football Manager game are good.

  • 44 joshi // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:38 PM

    Are we early kick off? If we cock up tomorrow im gunna be soo depressed! We are good enough to take em!, i want zog in LCM…. in the last couple of games when he has had the ball at his feet in the centre of the park he has looked promising. Showed some pace and power.

  • 45 AlexW // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:39 PM

    damn, superglued my finger to my mouth again

  • 46 joshi // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:40 PM

    “hmmm is it worth getting my boots out of the shed?”

  • 47 joshi // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:44 PM

    “i can’t see a damn thing with these specs on!”

  • 48 Josh // Nov 9, 2007 at 8:06 PM

    I know what hes thinking…

    “I wonder if I just get close enough, I can nick that wad of cash in mike’s back pocket”

  • 49 subz // Nov 9, 2007 at 8:13 PM

    Who’s that fat bastard??????

  • 50 subz // Nov 9, 2007 at 8:15 PM

    HMMMMMM I wonder what the PIE to Fat ratio is to achieve that…..

  • 51 subz // Nov 9, 2007 at 8:16 PM

    WE NEED STRONGER STICHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 52 evildick // Nov 9, 2007 at 11:01 PM

    “hmmm I really should proposed while mike was sitting down.”

  • 53 big pea ov the weab // Nov 9, 2007 at 11:36 PM

    y did i take this job?

  • 54 Craig // Nov 10, 2007 at 1:50 AM

    From a friend of a friend of a friend of a player in the dressing room, 2mora’s team:

    Harper
    Taylor Rozenhal Faye N’Zogbia
    Milner Barton Smith Emre
    Viduka Owen

    U heard it here first

  • 55 Jaehyun // Nov 10, 2007 at 2:19 AM

    Awe Crikey, he’s a big one!

  • 56 malaysian youngster // Nov 10, 2007 at 2:22 AM

    “WHY MIKE TELLS THEM HE JUST FARTED?SUCH A HONEST LAD..”

  • 57 Toon Chicken // Nov 10, 2007 at 2:38 AM

    “now where did i put that box of pies?”

  • 58 gboy // Nov 10, 2007 at 2:43 AM

    I’m a boring old Hector!

  • 59 toma // Nov 10, 2007 at 8:23 AM

    Right were are we going on the drink tonight is it Newcastle(big market) or is it Whitley Bay…….

  • 60 shearer 4 pm // Nov 10, 2007 at 9:01 AM

    omg what a great investment he made no wonder he’s happy,
    and i shud be aswell when he dies it all goes to me hahahahaha
    now how to do the deed

  • 61 Cyprus Toon // Nov 10, 2007 at 11:03 AM

    I’m so nervous, I’ve chewed my finger off!

  • 62 Bill f // Nov 10, 2007 at 12:26 PM

    Last one, had to get it in.

    F*CK IT IF THOSE PIES DON’T FINISH HIM SOON I’M BACK OFF TO DISCWORLD.

  • 63 Leo // Nov 10, 2007 at 5:33 PM

    well u were right craig, now spill the beans who was ur contact. haha. also who we going to sign in the jan transfer window lol




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