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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

November 10th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 5 Comments

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Who’s this beautiful actress – born in Benoni, South Africa

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – today all from Kevin Keagan :D

“The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it’s this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.” – Phil Woosnam

“Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.” – Kevin Keegan

“I thought that individually and as a pair, they’d do better together.” – Bobby Robson

“He’s the only man I know who could start an argument with himself.” – Bobby Robson, on Graig Bellamy

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Yesterday’s beautiful woman was little known model Ali Landry


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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Bill f // Nov 10, 2007 at 12:39 PM

    Georgeous, bl**dy lovely.

    So Ed are you saying that Sir Bob was actually Kevin Keegan in disguise, cunning. :)

  • 2 ToonKing // Nov 10, 2007 at 1:01 PM

    Charlize Theron, finally Ed you made my day she’s the best bird on the planet …………..along with Jessica Alba. ;)

  • 3 roscoe // Nov 10, 2007 at 3:57 PM

    I’m from South Africa and all the girls look like this, especially in Cape Town!!
    Howay South African Girls, Howay the Lads!

  • 4 Leo // Nov 10, 2007 at 5:49 PM

    i may move to south africa, one of my ex gf’s was from SA and she was a stunner.

    ed harrison you are getting good at picking the girls i have to say

  • 5 shearyadi // Nov 10, 2007 at 8:18 PM

    Hmmm…nice trick Ed :D I should have one too for my own blog ;)




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