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Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women

1:13 pm, Thursday, November 15th, 2007 by Ed Harrison · 20 Comments


Who’s this beautiful actress – an Academy Award winner born in Baytown, Texas

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – which we all need at times :D

“When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.” – Bobby Robson on Paul Gascoigne

“Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.” – Bobby Robson

“I think in international football you have to be able to handle the ball.” – Glenn Hoddle

“They have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.” – Brian Moore


Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course Israeli-American actress Natalie Portman

Comments welcome.

Tags: FootBall Quotes · Newcastle News


20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Chris M // Nov 15, 2007 at 1:23 PM


  • 2 Geordie // Nov 15, 2007 at 1:24 PM

    Is he having a laugh…Renee!

  • 3 Bill f // Nov 15, 2007 at 1:39 PM

    She not bad for a dumpling.

  • 4 Ed Harrison // Nov 15, 2007 at 2:15 PM

    OK – take another look.

  • 5 Chris M // Nov 15, 2007 at 2:23 PM

    Nee clsoer with me Ed – too skinny. Crap accent and all round tit!

    Mind if i lost the house keys she could slip underneath the door and let me in from inside… that would be a girlfriend!

  • 6 steve // Nov 15, 2007 at 4:24 PM

    I’m with Chris M – skinny minger!

  • 7 Bill f // Nov 15, 2007 at 4:47 PM

    She’s OK but not the best you’ve selected for us to drool over. Still can’t understand how she got the bridget Jones part unless she was working behind the scenes with the director. Should have gone to a british lass.

  • 8 Geordie // Nov 15, 2007 at 5:55 PM

    She is a hamster. I personally do not find fluffy little animals who amuse themselves by running around wheels all day that sexually arousing.

  • 9 ToonMongol // Nov 15, 2007 at 6:29 PM

    Good on ya steve. Ed i wanna see some real juicy fat birds……like Lisa reilly….phwaarr now we’re talking. Got a stottie just thinking aboot it!

  • 10 ToonMongol // Nov 15, 2007 at 6:37 PM

    Or maybe a cripple………..stick someone with one eye and nee legs on from the paralympics or summit!

  • 11 Hammy // Nov 15, 2007 at 6:38 PM

    If it’s a juicy fat bird your after why not come round to mine next month on say the 25th? she could do with a right stuffing too……..

  • 12 ToonMongol // Nov 15, 2007 at 6:38 PM

    With her flaps oot an all mind!

  • 13 ToonMongol // Nov 15, 2007 at 6:40 PM

    Hammy – just give is ye address……..Divnt worry aboot the turkey baster either…..i have a spitting tool of my own to moisten the bird!

  • 14 DirtyOldMan // Nov 15, 2007 at 6:44 PM

    I’ve said it once and i’ll say it again ED…….

    Never mind any of these woman……stick some lasses with their blits oot, using dildos and genrally being degraded. Cut out the heads of famous women and superimpose them onto the photies……hey presto an increase of at least 1000 readers in a week.

  • 15 Hammy // Nov 15, 2007 at 6:45 PM

    F**C ME…it’s Sid the Sexist…I nearly pissed me breeks…

  • 16 Bill f // Nov 15, 2007 at 8:36 PM

    Hammy can you really afford a fat juicy bird for the 25th. you must be bl**dy rich.

  • 17 Hammy // Nov 15, 2007 at 8:55 PM

    Hi Bill,
    You canna go wrong at £40 for the night……

  • 18 Bill f // Nov 15, 2007 at 8:58 PM

    Naah, I’ll pass don’t want to be sneezed over.

  • 19 Bill f // Nov 15, 2007 at 9:13 PM

    Hammy That dirty old man post has only just showed on my version of blog, I wondered why you had posted the sid the sexist comment. Now I see!!

  • 20 Ed Harrison // Nov 17, 2007 at 10:48 AM

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