Funny Football Quotes and Beautiful Women


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Who’s this beautiful actress – born in Treboeth, Swansea, Wales – one of my favorites

Funny Football Quotes

Here’s some funny quotes that will help lighten up the day – today all from our very own Bobby Robson 😀

“If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.”

“I do want to play the short ball and I do want to play the long ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.”

“I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.”

“He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.”

“I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.”

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Yesterday’s beautiful woman was of course American actress Rene Zellweger

Comments welcome.



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20 comments so far

  • Tom_Toon

    Nov 16, 2007 at 1:55 PM

    Comment #1

    One of mine to Ed, Absolute beaut.

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  • Hammy

    Nov 16, 2007 at 2:03 PM

    Comment #2

    FAB……..FCUK KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING WITH THAT GERIATRIC
    MICHAEL DOUGLAS……….SHE MUST DO ALL THE WORK…..

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  • Hammy

    Nov 16, 2007 at 2:03 PM

    Comment #3

    around the house that is…..

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  • Bill f

    Nov 16, 2007 at 3:10 PM

    Comment #4

    You could be in there Ed she goes for the very mature man especially if you have a big stash.

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  • ChrisM

    Nov 16, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    Comment #5

    Now you’re talking. Having atommy-tank under me work desk right now………oops i’ve popped.

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  • Dingo

    Nov 16, 2007 at 4:09 PM

    Comment #6

    shes the female Wayne Rooney…. (grandad shagger) still I’d like to see her ‘Darling Buds’

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  • Ed Harrison

    Nov 16, 2007 at 4:21 PM

    Comment #7

    Bill F – very mature or just mature? 😀

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  • Ed Harrison

    Nov 16, 2007 at 4:22 PM

    Comment #8

    I think she goes for mature with cash -= I only qualify for first one – unfortunately.

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  • Bill f

    Nov 16, 2007 at 4:26 PM

    Comment #9

    Ed did I mention cash! 😉

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  • steve

    Nov 16, 2007 at 4:45 PM

    Comment #10

    Yup, shes a beauty

    @Ed – you can put up as many pictures of Renee as you want, she’s still a skinny minger 🙂

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  • Leo

    Nov 16, 2007 at 8:40 PM

    Comment #11

    my fav also, she is defo beautiful. michael owen has a thigh strain, ffs!!!

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  • dougnufc

    Nov 17, 2007 at 5:35 AM

    Comment #12

    whats her name?

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  • Ed Harrison

    Nov 17, 2007 at 10:44 AM

    Comment #13

    The Newcastle United Blog will be off the air for a little while. We have been trying to change servers and it’s taking some time to get everything done.
    Not sure how long this will take but we’ll be up just as soon as we can.
    We apologize for this.

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  • Bill f

    Nov 17, 2007 at 3:56 PM

    Comment #14

    Catherine Zeta Jones or Mrs. Douglas.

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  • Ed Harrison

    Nov 17, 2007 at 9:58 PM

    Comment #15

    Correct

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  • Geordie

    Nov 17, 2007 at 10:20 PM

    Comment #16

    If in doubt Ed, post more pics of Renee and im sure eventually she could look acceptable.
    As for Catherine, she’s married well!

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  • Bill f

    Nov 18, 2007 at 2:22 AM

    Comment #17

    Geordie I think you left a th from the end of you last sentence.

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  • Catherine Zeta Douglas

    Nov 18, 2007 at 12:27 PM

    Comment #18

    First of all I did not marry Michael for money, I am a highly successful actress and have made more than enough in my own right.

    Secondly I would doubt if any of you sad losers are any where near as good as Michael in the bedroom. If you were half as good you would be awesome so you can stick that up your Northumbrian Pipes, oh you probably do.

    Thirdly Cardiff is twice the team your lot is, at least they do not have delusions of grandeur.

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  • scotty

    Nov 18, 2007 at 7:31 PM

    Comment #19

    I’d stick it reet up a back passage!!! As for Bridgette Jones – nowt special, she justs looks dirty.

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  • Bill f

    Nov 19, 2007 at 5:09 PM

    Comment #20

    Blimey Ed, first Liz Taylor now Catherine Zeta Jones, you are getting all of the classy women reading your blog. Do you live in Hollywood and mingle with the stars.

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