McClaren Not Suited to Newcastle Job

It’s not a surprise that almost every name under the managerial sun is being touted as the potential next Newcastle United manager. But one name that we should take out of the running is Steve McClaren, because there’s no chance Steve will be appointed manager.


Steve McClaren – zero chance of taking over at Newcastle
Don’t get us wrong about Steve, he’s a good man, there’s no doubt about that. But as far as his football management goes, he’s no better than mediocre. He did a reasonable job at Middlesbrough, but never had them too high in the league and the Tees-side team was always very inconsistent. We expect he’s a good organizer behind the scenes, but not destined for greatness as a manager.

His England tenure was of course an absolute disaster but we blame the English FA for that by choosing the manager who upset the least number of people. It looks like the FA learned from their mistake by quickly appointing Fabio Capello, once Steve was sacked.

Where does Steve go now? He would be an excellent manager for a team lower down the Premier league, but we doubt he will be able to land a plum job with one of the better teams in the league. Maybe some team in Europe will offer him an opportunity.

Steve will just have to wait and see what comes up for him, and we’re sure he’s not too short of cash.  But he shouldn’t hold his breath over a Newcastle appointment.

Comments welcome.

25 comments so far

  • michael

    Jan 14, 2008 at 11:41 AM

    Comment #1

    no shit sherlock!

  • Steve_48

    Jan 14, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    Comment #2

    A potential banana skin avoided, stay on the dole Steve

  • ChrisM

    Jan 14, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    Comment #3


  • Hadrian

    Jan 14, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    Comment #4

    he’s not on ashleys christmass card list 😀

  • Rich

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:01 PM

    Comment #5

    Ed, not sure where this story came from not even the lazy london journos have linked us with Steve Mac.

    Seems to me like your trying to find some things to fill up column space.

    If you want a real story then why not write up a blog regarding how Mike Ashley wants us playing like Barcelona but seems only willing to court 2nd rate managers like Harry Redknapp & Mark Hughes, i believe thats is more poignant than any dross about Steve Mac.

  • Hammy

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:03 PM

    Comment #6

    Colgate are after a new front man……

  • antz

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    Comment #7

    cos he is a c0ck!

    and lost ashley millions

  • i

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    Comment #8

    Louis van Gall, whats your opinion on him

  • Spurs stevie

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:23 PM

    Comment #9

    You could do worse than offering Martin Jol
    the job. He has a lot to offer and i for one am sorry that he is still not at spurs. + I have a tenner on him joining you lot!

  • Kash2

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    Comment #10

    I don’t know who some of you fookers want as manager, but some of you are really deluded! I guess alot on this blog aren’t actual geordies, but some of the suggestions are mad.

    I’ve spoken to most I know from home and all the lads don’t want either Shearer or Keegan. It would be absolutely catastrophic to appoint them to lead us.

    As for Hughes, I like him, good manager and good style of football capable of attracting decent players.

    Who else is out there apart from stupid foreign suggestions?! In the EPL, are there any better managers than Hughes? I hate to say it, but the calibre of managers who could do a job in the EPL is not as vast as we think. Certain foreign managers have stayed clear of the EPL because they know there style of management isn’t suited to EPL!

    So who’s it gonna be? Outstanding candidate is Mourinho, but thats wishful thinking on our part! No other foreigners are of quality, but Jol is tried and tested and did a good job at Spurs, but maybe not good enough for us! That leaves only 2 EPL managers who I think are capable to handle Newcastle, Hughes and Moyes, and we all know it ain’t Moyes!

  • Matt Orr

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    Comment #11

    I would welcome Steve McLaren if he came as assistant to Shearer as this is where he has done his best work (European Cup anybody) – my guess is that he wouldn’t accept such a position

  • Jay

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:46 PM

    Comment #12

    iF Steve Mac ever comes to us that’ll be it i’m afraid…I’ll be finished with Newcastle!

  • Southside Jordy

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    Comment #13

    Steve, Macdonald’s drive trough need a Manager!!

  • Jay

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    Comment #14

    Kash mate….shhhh
    Keegan or Shearer would be class.

  • Kash2

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:59 PM

    Comment #15

    Fook Off Jay you idiot! You don’t have a clue you peenarse!

  • Kash2

    Jan 14, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    Comment #16

    Go fook your sister you inbred mackem twat!

  • Kash2

    Jan 14, 2008 at 1:00 PM

    Comment #17


  • Jay

    Jan 14, 2008 at 1:03 PM

    Comment #18

    Kash….. haha.
    I’ve just finished speading the Mackem seed in your mother…tit!

  • Adrian Swall

    Jan 14, 2008 at 1:04 PM

    Comment #19

    Ed. Get a grip on the moderation of this blog!

  • Kash2

    Jan 14, 2008 at 1:18 PM

    Comment #20

    Typical mackem, can’t spell! Good luck Speading nob jockey!

  • ObaFan2

    Jan 14, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    Comment #21

    Ed, any chance of moderating the language here by some posters?

    I’ve heard it all b4 don’t get me wrong but here in type slagging/calling people is uncalled for.

    As 4 McClown well enough said.

  • Obafan

    Jan 14, 2008 at 2:37 PM

    Comment #22

    Next one please. Oh and people don’t be so stupid by starting to be unfair to eachother. We are all wanting the same thing, but everybody has got his own view and opinion on it. If you don’t agree then bad luck, but leave it by just saying your thoughts and not by starting to fight (verbally) with eachother….

    Sites like this one are fantastic because everyone can say his thought, so don’t let it be ruined by just a few….

  • carl

    Jan 14, 2008 at 5:17 PM

    Comment #23

    it wont be hughes as we havnt approached blackburn yet, simple as that

  • stevie Spur

    Jan 14, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    Comment #24

    Great stuff. I was waiting for you lot to start ripping in too each other. Northen Monkey’s!
    If you all stopped stealing hub caps and got an education then maybe you would not resort to taking the f ucking p iss oout of each other on a sensible forum. Numpty’s!!!!!!!!!

  • coolsmurf

    Jan 15, 2008 at 3:23 AM

    Comment #25

    if he comes, i will really cry…


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