If Coloccini does sign soon for Newcastle United, it looks like Kevin Keegan wants him in the side for Old Trafford next Sunday.

Fabricio Coloccini - Keegan will play him if fit enough
Kevin was asked today if Coloccini would figure in the side against Man United next Sunday:
“Yes – if his fitness levels are right. We will watch how quickly he integrates this week.”
“His team has been in South America playing the games we played 10 days ago, but he looks very fit.”
“We will wait and see.â€
Deportivo are in Venezuela for pre-season, but Fabricio didn’t go along, because of his ever pending move to Newcastle, and he’s been training with the club’s youth players before he headed to Tyneside on Saturday.
If Coloccini does not make it in time for Sunday, it appears like Keegan will opt for a central defensive pairing of Steven Taylor and Claudio Cacapa.
While that would probably be the best we’ve got right now, they are a little questionable and Cacapa looks a little too slow for the Premier league.
But they have started all six of Newcastle’s friendlies in the absence of Abdoulaye Faye, who has yet to return to full training, having reported back to the squad with an injury.
And we’ve seen Cacapa give some great displays when it’s mattered and he no doubt will be ready for the game at Old Trafford.
But this may be our Achilles heel against an expected very good Red Devils side, but the boys will all be ready for the game, we know that for sure.
Comments welcome.
363 responses so far ↓
1 Tom_Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 13:47
Absolutely beautiful hair, i just want to take his scalp off and hang it in my living room. Beautiful!
2 Ross // Aug 11, 2008 at 13:47
if he signs? keegan is talking here like its done and he is completly eligble to play for us.
he’s being unveiled tomorrow is he not?
3 Rob Davis // Aug 11, 2008 at 13:50
This is a disaster, the guy is rubbish. Watched La Liga last season and this guy was a clown.
4 Edd Case // Aug 11, 2008 at 13:55
He is our player, without doubt - he’ll be announced tomorrow afternoon along with the other MAJOR signing.
5 seetow // Aug 11, 2008 at 13:55
Ross - well that’s awesome isn’t it. that means it’s done and dusted!
6 Lesh // Aug 11, 2008 at 13:56
Yes we know who’s written this but it doesn’t look as though he, like spider man has actually signed yet
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/08/11/kevin-keegan-puts-coloccini-on-red-alert-72703-21510594/
Unless of course, somebody’s learned how to play mind games with Mr Ferguson?
Oh and Shola’s fit….. no it’s not a spoonerism!!
7 Smith scores! // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:09
i just hope newcastle can sign another striker and midfielder before the Man U game… but likely not…
8 jarra-martins // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:10
edd case how do u know that for sure
9 richie // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:11
why has n he signed yet??
10 JC // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:11
I’m lost why is everyone talking about this MAJOR signing!?!
11 Macas // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:12
Of course he has signed. It’s obvious they are just holding back the announcement because there is something else in the pipeline.
12 davi // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:19
Yes… the other signing is Arshavin….
he has been seen in the area this morning!
You heard it hear first!
13 JC // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:22
Could some explain all of this MAJOR signing talk please!!
14 Kash // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:23
Does any body know of this LB from Boavista?
15 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:23
Tom is your second name Lector by any chance
16 Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:24
Arshavin yeah right if he was in newcastle it was for some reason other than to sign for us
Not sure on the big signing
17 Tom_Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:24
I am contemplating making a rug or a coat out of it or even selling it on the black market as an unknwon animal species.
18 booney // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:26
it is arshavin person from club told me sorry no names to much trouble .
19 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:26
no he hasn’t davi because he played for zenit yesterday
20 Gateshead Mag. // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:27
Hope he does play.
He’ll just have to hammer his fellow argentine
21 Eyeball // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:27
Yeah Im interested to know who this other signing will be, its probably just going to be Coloccini and Bassong!!
@Davi…no offence mate but i doubt its Arshavin!
They will probably have Bassong, Colocconi and Spear at a press conference or something…cant see any MAJOR signing coming in yet…You never know MA may put his hand in his pocket around January and thats why he isnt spending that much now…Which IMO would be a good strategy
22 Ross // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:28
jc-a guy came on here earlier and claimed tomorrow along with coloccini we’d unveil a signing that would be classed as major.
he claims to have a connection within the club and in the past has given information on here hours or days in advance that has turned out to be correct.
anyway, he said along with coloccini tomorrow, we would unveil another signing who would surprise us, and is a major name.
make of it what you will! i for one will beleive something when it comes from .co.uk,lol
23 DanTheMan!! // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:29
Anybody know when am meant to be gettin me season ticket?!?!
Mine was a real bargain.
130 squid
24 Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:29
Heard the story about a major name but am sure if it were true the press would have got hold of it by now expect it to be rubbish
25 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:30
nobody knows dan… nobody knows
26 Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:30
Anyone got a link to were the guy said ther would be a major signing?
27 Ross // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:31
toon-go to the main page and find the first article on danny guthrie, the one where he’s talking about keegan i think. the comments are all there.
28 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:31
Someone said on another board that the tickets are being sent out today the 11th
29 JC // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:40
Cheers, Ross!!
30 maltese // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:41
i pray to god that it’s arshavin and if it’s him i shag my lass five times tonite he he god make this dream true cause i hate man utd i hate them i hope we kick there arse at sunday TOON ARMY TOON ARMY!
31 Coloccini // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:42
Guys we have signed TITUS BRAMBLE for 30m.
32 mutoids // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:42
spear signed ages ago…… he moved up here a few weeks back, played for the under 16 team in an irish tornament last week and played for the under 18s the week b4, hes on a contract of 75£ a week. thats from one of his team mates
33 DanTheMan!! // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:44
where are you’s sitting???
I’m sitting milburn lvl 7
and for a 130SQUID!!
34 Ryan // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:45
I have this gut feeling that we will sign someone major, and I really do have a feeling that its Moutinho. Im not saying its gonna be or I know, I just think it might be.
35 Coloccini // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:47
Hope Coloccini doesn’t turn out to be a Bramble.
36 micepie // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:47
If there is a double-signing announced tomorrow I would guess that the second could be Ilunga or Healy…`
37 Danny // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:49
It would be great if we’d actually gotten 6 new players, but MA and KK agreed not to mention the other 3, cause of mindgames with Fergy.
Maybe we got Arshavin, Aimar and that swiss striker that i never remember the name of. Big lad, young…cant remember…
Well, that would be nice wouldn’t it?? *Dreaming away*
38 Ross // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:50
Ryan-we’d all love to beleive we could sign someone like moutinho, i dunno what i’d do if we did,haha.
but i dunno, im not expecting anything from tomorrow. i’m not even expecting the unveiling of colo considering thats meant to have been happening every day for the past week n a half!
danny-derdiyok?
39 Danny // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:54
aye ross, thanks!
*still dreaming*
40 Matt // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:54
Just a point about Cacapa, it’s nothing to do with his pace. He’s fairly pacey infact. It’s the fact that he seems to have no awareness or vision about what the ball’s going to do. So often I’ve seen him try to head the ball back to Given/Harps but the ball is about 2 foot above his head and he just heads thin air then the forward runs in. I thought this was a basic skill as a CB.
41 Chicken // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:54
Where’s BigBulls!tter gone?
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Big Willie // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:33
Club hoped to announce Colocinni yesterday as well as a 2nd signing which has been agreed (club & player) however they are waiting on the Smith deal being confirmed, it will ALL be confirmed today
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We’re still waiting Willie.
You’re going to need a shovel to get shot of all that sh!te you’re spewing!
42 scott9 // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:56
no no taylor and cacapa has mistakes wriiten all over it they goo d defenders but as a apir i just dont trust them we need faye or coclina to be paired with one of them coco n taylor i hope thats wot he will start with hopefully coco will be fit enough
43 tommyy // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:56
Would love the Yok.
44 estechco // Aug 11, 2008 at 14:57
Hope there is a double announcement tomorrow…it’s my birthday!?!
45 bowburnmag // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:00
I hope the bloke has signed and has a stormer but I fear it may come to soon. However, I also fear it doesn’t and we end up seeing the headlines on Monday “Collocini’s debut nightmare in Theatre of Dreams”. But then I’m probably just being a miserable, cynical *******.
46 bowburnmag // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:03
Matt, agreed on Cacapa. I concede once he’s motoring he can shift but he still manages to be very cumbersome and awkward at the crucial moments. Not sure if it’s just taking time to adjust to our pace.
47 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:09
Right, look, will someone just confirm whether or not Big Willie has actually been right in the past or not? Some people are calling him out as a liar, others claiming he’s usually spot on. Which is it?
48 Black and White Blood // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:10
Has the official press conference been announced..? I have a distinct feeling that someone is pulling my Ding-a-ling…! Ouch!
49 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:11
Matt, also agree on Ca-crapa. But I would suggest that, as he won five league titles in France which is quite a tactical league, that he once had the brains to read the game. I think its not above his pace over the ground but his speed of thought - to read a game where the ball and players move 100mph takes some doing at the end of your career if you’re not used to it!
50 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:11
congratulations ed- 8 million hits!
51 TerryMacsPerm // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:12
Big Willie stuck his neck on the line a couple of days and got it wrong. I think the jist of what he says is true but he lost a lot of credibility. I still genuinely think there will be an anouncement on wednesday where 2 or maybe 3 players are introduced
52 harrier // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:16
well he was right about smith being pulled many hours before the friendly against PSV. I think he has a good idea - just not 100% - as apparently keegan doesn’t either
53 Nilos da gansta rappa // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:16
We iz singing Jo Coll tomozz cos Big Willy sez so
54 kajman // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:20
if kk saying if colo is fit he’ll play says to me he has signed or ready…
55 azim // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:20
finish the paperworks of jonas and signs bassong officially..b4 move further
56 C // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:23
In that Alan Oliver article he mention a Boavista defender training with us. Anyone who knows who it is?
57 harrier // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:23
azim - bassong signed officially ages ago.
58 kajman // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:23
not sure what to make of big willy..its obvious he as got some contacts? but to what or how reliable jury still out…..does anyone really know on here …i think not. we’re all fans just wanting our team to blossum. i dont blame bg…for like you and me he is a fan….
59 C // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:24
And Boavista are in real money trouble anyone who knows any other good player we can raid them for?
60 kajman // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:27
so as regards to colo signing i for one expect it to be confirmed either latr today or latest tomorrow…if any later, i think there maybe a problem…??
61 Tom_Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:28
Yes Boavista got relegated fr match-fixing.
Apparently the LB is Brayan Angulo an 18 year Columbian who has made about 10 apps for Boavista.
62 Johnny_Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:31
“Maybe we got Arshavin, Aimar and that swiss striker that i never remember ”
Aimar went to Benfica.
63 WIGAZ // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:33
Ed Case hope your not pulling my plonker m8! major signing & Colo? that would be mint! Davi please dont play with me man! have we seriously got Arshavin? that will be buy of the summer if so! please oh please let it be true!
64 Big Willie // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:34
Announcement is Tuesday, Colociinni, Derdiyok and MAJOR signing
65 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:38
big willie- do u know the name of the major signing? u dont have to tell us i just want to know if u know
66 WIGAZ // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:38
There he is! big willie how reliable are your sources m8? so we’re getting 3 in! hope your right m8! how class would it be to get Colo/Derdi & Arshavin! Up the TOON!!!! bring on the mancs! lol!
67 Black and White Blood // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:39
I’d be gutted if we brought in Arshavin at £24mil - not worth that, completely unproven other than the Euros, and even then didn’t he go missing in the final..? We could bring in two top quality players for that sum of money!
The squad needs bulking up, I agree with Keegan after last Saturdays performance we have a squad full of quality, nevertheless, what will happen when we start to picking up injuries, which inevitably will happen, who then plays..?
68 Chris F // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:39
instead of speculasting like nutters, why not just wait and see what happens?
frankly, i’ve no reason to believe *ANY* rumour some bloke happens to post on here just cos he claims to have contacts in the club.
he very well may do, but at the same time he could be completely full of shit and laughing his arse off at all you lot getting in a frenzy over next to nowt.
no wonder the press takes the piss out of us.
69 TerryMacsPerm // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:39
I heard Wednesday BW……. just don’t want people jumping down your throat again. If not tomorrow guys and gals definately wednesday. Promise!!!
70 C // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:39
Thanks TT, hope you are right BW.
71 Leeg123 // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:40
how do u know big willie and who do you feel it will be
72 Big Willie // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:44
Don’t know who the MAJOR signing is, club are keeping it under wraps
73 Colo's Curly Locks // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:45
Toon Tom
Brayan Angulo will not get a work permit. he was originally going to join real betis but couldn’t get a work permit so went to boavista as portugal are slacker in the work permit department.
74 andyglostoon // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:46
if it was a really major signing the press would have got news of it!big signinings tend to court the press
75 Shwanufc4life // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:47
big willie u bull**** on here all the time, and apparently every day we are signing a MAJOR player, still yet to happen mate!
rumours are that we are signing ismael bangoura? as he was seen in the ground APPARENTLY against psv, i dont believe it but o well.
76 Hatty // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:48
Big Willie, how confident are you that your source is telling you the truth, because you’re opening yourself up to a lot of criticism on here if nothing happens tomorrow.
77 Black and White Blood // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:48
Big Willie – No offence intended at all, but how many credible announcements have you posted on this blog, other than predicting that Smith was going to be pulled, bear in mind of course, that this information was divulged by Jason Miller academy coach earlier in the day.
I’m not calling you a liar, far from it, I would just be grateful if you would kindly confirm what else you have correctly predicted..!
78 James // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:49
The media didn’t predict any of our signings so far.
Club would want to keep it under wraps because they don’t want Spurs finding out and taking him off us.
One way or the other I don’t think I’ve looked forward to a Tuesday this much in a long time
And if Big Willie’s source is wrong then at least we’ve all had plenty to argue about today on the blog ha ha
79 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:50
How do we know this is the real “Big Willlie”?
80 toon 101 // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:51
WHY WOULD SPEAR BE THERE HE IS NOT A MAJOR SIGNING
81 nitro // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:51
why are u guys bashing big willie?maybe he is telling the truth..anyways he has given us something to talk about for today hasnt he..rather than bash smith again i rather we talk about something more positive..
samuel eto’o for the toon!!=P
82 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:51
if nobody is unveiled on tuesday, i would be very disappointed
83 51times // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:52
Shwanufc4life - That was Nile Ranger, which is common knowledge by now mate. Keep up.
84 andyglostoon // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:52
Someone name a BIG signing that didn’t have BIG press coverage
85 Bill F SPLASH THE CASH ASH // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:53
I’m not sure of the wisdom of sticking him straight into the team unless he has already been training with them. The EPL can be a real test to be slung into the deep end especially against ManU. I would like to see him on the bench though and perhaps getting 20/30 minutes in.
Still I don’t suppose KK would take a chance unless he thought he was up to it.
86 kajman // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:54
big willi ..so as colo..sign yet??
87 harrier // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:55
well in either case i guess we will C U Next Tuesday
I hope it’s true - the only reason to delay the coloccini announcement would be because of waiting on new signings. Mike Ashley has a nice way of letting the fans know everything is A-OK like by showing up in a coloccini shirt for the friendly.
88 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:57
You mean tommorow Harrier?
89 Big Willie // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:57
Smith was expected to join Everton however failed to agree terms, this has since been resolved and he is expected to sign for them. Derdiyok is Smiths replacement and was expected to sign last Friday until the above happened re Smith he returned to Switzerland but was not included in their squad for Saturdays game, the MAJOR signing was at the training ground on Sunday however even though my contact knows who the player is he will not tell me as the club are keeping it under wraps. The latest today is that Colocinni, Derdiyok and the major signing are expected to be announced on Tuesday afternoon and to be presented to the fans at the open day on Wednesday. No doubt the reasoning will be shirt sales.
90 Black and White Blood // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:57
Ok Pinocchio,
What time is the scheduled press conference….I would assume that this is known, otherwise there will be no media presence there to report such a monuments event at the club.
Erm…so if you wouldn’t mind just running the time past me again, the last thing I want to do is miss it!
Thanks
91 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:59
Hope you are right BW.
If you are not i’m summoning the mob and lighting the torches
92 cromscott // Aug 11, 2008 at 15:59
big knob is full of shit …..stop talking out of your arse .you havent got a clue…………if their was a major signing the press would be on to it ….jonas wasnt a major signing by the way.
93 Big Willie // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:00
No press conference Tuesday, all media facing interviews will take place on Wednesday
94 nitro // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:01
big willie sounds like he knows his stuff..hoping its true..
95 scoundrel days // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:02
BigWillie is a legend!
He’s like a stealth plane turning up every now and then with great news. I believe the guy, so far everything he has said that has not come true he has backed up and given valid reasons why!
Here’s to tomorrow guys!
A pint for you BigWillie son!
96 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:03
bigwillie- how sure are you out of 10?
97 Black and White Blood // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:04
scoundrel days are you really called Big Willie…?….lol
98 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:05
Just for the benefit of those of us who don’t remember - can you tell us a couple of other things you knew/predited Big W? Also, you could verify a bit by saying what your contact at the club does or at least what part of the club he works in…don’t have to give too much away.
Soz marra, sure you’re well intentioned and not a time waster but you are taking a hell of a bashing on here today!
99 Big Willie // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:05
10.
Colocinni and Derdiyok are 100% complete. Source claims MAJOR signing only has to put to paper
100 harrier // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:06
furrygiblets - tomorrow is next tuesday
101 Born Again Geordie // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:06
cromscott - no offence, but, can i just say you may not believe what Big W has to say but there is no need for the juvinile name calling mate! Ho’way if the guy is right are you prepared to appologise? And if he is wrong then you don’t have to hold any stock in what he says in the future. I for one hope he is right and we can look forward to the new season with a bit of optimism. lets not result to petty name calling on here - unless it is directed at Spuds fans !!!! lol
102 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:07
So they will be announced tommorow and unveiled at press conference on wednesday?
103 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:07
Damn you Harrier and your semantics
104 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:07
so what would happen if this MAJOR signing doesn’t put pen to paper before the end of today
105 nitro // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:08
damn..big willie if this really happens u can be our club insider and im sure the guys here will no doubt be buying u a pint..
106 bowburnmag // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:08
I have a feeling the Head Scout at NUFC owns the little footy club I play for. I originally thought he was an agent of sorts. A flamboyant character by all accounts. Anyone else know him? I’d ask him about rumours but I don’t think he has any idea who I am yet. I’ll have to get closer and ask some questions. I fully expect to be told to F off though.
107 Big Willie // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:08
Thats the plan, its been all teed up for the open day
108 Nev // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:08
big willie …. tell us your “source” otherwise evryone will just think you are bull shiting
109 scoundrel days // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:09
Black and White Blood lol!
No I’m not mate, I don’t need to brag
110 Graham // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:09
Big Willie - I hope you’re right for everyones sake.
Coloccini will play on Sunday (if he’s signed by then) as even a half fit Colo is far better than a fully fit Cacapa
111 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:10
Nev we only have to wait until tommorow to find out if he is lying. Just enjoy the speculation like i am
No need to hate it’s all fun at the end of the day
112 Black and White Blood // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:11
I think Big Willie accepts this as good humoured banter. I’ve enjoyed this bit session, it’s like the good old day’s, expecting a big name star to sign - How many would really be bothered if BW is wrong, the point of a fan, is all about opinions..!
113 James // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:12
Okay, let’s fuel the speculation further:
ARSHAVIN - played for Zenit last night so no way was in SJP
My odds = 24/1
ARDA - with the current performance of our wingers, not sure KK is going to splash big money for a winger
My odds = 16/1
XAVI - not on tour with Barca in America (no idea why) supposed to be resting from the Euros
My odds = 100/1
CARDOZO = Benefica listening to offers and we’ve already bid before (allegedly).
My odds = 10/1
JOE COLE = Supposed to be training with Chelsea today but all the papers said yesterday Chelsea are listening to offers
My odds = 8/1
QUARASMA = His club are looking to sell him and we were linked with him last week then it all went quiet…
My odds = 4/1
VELOSO = Supposed to have bid £16 million for him earler this summer. He still hasn’t had any other others.
My odds = 6/1
MOUTINHO = Club listening to offers and Everton have already bid
My odds = 11/1
Feel free to disagree
114 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:13
furry…fun? FUN?!!!! Blimey marra. Think I’m having a heart attack with all this speculation and rumour. But, yes, its a damn sight more exciting than most last season….lets hope thats an indication of how this season will be. Heart racing!
115 harrier // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:13
haha furry - i will not let common usage of speech get in the way of my puns!!
116 Alex D // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:15
a lad on the re:united skunkers website who is from Switzerland said that there were reports over there that we had a greed a fee with basel for Derdiyok, so there could be some substance to this
117 American Magpie // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:15
Whether or not Big Willie is spouting off the truth or not is neither here nor there.
At the very least it’s fun to speculate and the suspense is always a good bit of fun. Life is all about letdowns, football isn’t any different.
With that said, I hope sure hope we do announce a couple signings in the next few days. Seems only logical since Coloccini is already ours, but hasn’t been formally announced.
We’re obviously waiting for someone else. Who that someone is - well that’s half the fun now, isn’t it?
We’re on the right track guys. This year will be a good year.
118 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:15
disagree with all of them. none of them will join the toon
119 harrier // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:15
James - you missed Moutinho
120 Jinal // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:15
I hope all of this is not a farce, because right now, my heart is racing with anxiety!!!!
121 Lucas Unger // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:24
hope ur right big willie.
122 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:24
i hate that cpu quota is full message. u gotta get a bigger bandwidth ed to cope with the demand
123 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:25
Is someone taking the living p*** on Wikipedia? There’s a template for a new page linked (but no actual page yet) that says Arshaving signed for us today for £21m. Surely not? Big W - anything to add?
124 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:25
lol Benji
125 bowburnmag // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:28
I’d be inclined to believe Big Willie over Big Wiki.
126 Irish_toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:29
i bet u every one on this site has read all of the message that comes up on the site when it breaks down……. not very interesting is it!!
127 WIGAZ // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:30
Well big Willie u sound super confident m8, just hope this is right or we’ll have plaenty of discussion about it 2moro lol! are you saying that all 3 will sign 2moro then press conference on wed? or will club be officially signing 2moro & releasing that info to the press! did your contact say what position the Major signing plays?
128 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:31
Aye, guess I could be playing on a Sticky Wiki with that one eh?! But which nob end thinks its alright to go around being that specific - £21m?!!
129 Leeg123 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:32
there wont be a press conferenc3e just they will be seen and interviewed on the open day at newcastle
130 LEEROY // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:34
HOPE BIG WILLIE IS TELLING TRUTH IF NOT HES JUST A SAD BASTARD REALLY WELL SEE
131 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:35
Leeg - how do you know? Are you Big Willie’s deep throat?
132 WIGAZ // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:36
Just looked at that too benji, does seem rather specific like! well you know what they say m8 there’s no smoke without fire, i’m just hoping it’s true coz he’s class all the way & i firmly belive if we have Arshavin in black & white come next sunday it will be fergie who’s worried not us! comon on Andrei sign on the dotted line!
133 Leeg123 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:37
nar just theres an open day to watch them train so we will see the playrs if bil willie isnt lieing
134 Anon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:38
Remember John Carver guys? I’ve been told by one of his friends that we’re signing Joe Cole!
135 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:41
Wigaz - if its true then I’ll swallow my season ticket and swipe my way in to St James through the lining of my stomach. Don’t know if that’s actually possible or if I have the guts like, but then I didn’t believe it was possible of our club to be gutsy enough in the present situation to go out and get a player of the quality of Andrei.
Please, please, please let it be true. I reckon he’s the nearest thing to a Beardsley type player out there…perhaps even better…and remember what KK did by bringing Pedro to the club - twice, as player and then manager.
Again, Big W, surely your contact must know something?
136 sweendog // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:42
BenjiToon .. don’t believe that I checked out Inlers wiki site and it said he had 3 feet so he was a really good dribbler
137 toonarmy08 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:43
mystery sigming coldbe moutinho -everton gone abit quiet on him,and kk said “for the big players we will be i there pitching like everybody else “.could be a good shout lads.Tomtoon how do u rate moutinho ???havent really seen enough of him myself .
138 TerryMacsPerm // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:43
I’d like to lob another couple of names into the mix. Could it be that we will sign Seb Larsson and also someone pretty unreliable reckons that Ismaël Bangoura will be signed as our new striker. He normally talks crap but I’m enjoying the speculation so I thought I’d throw it in
139 NE1 4ST // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:43
I sincerely hope it is Arshavin but i’ve just checked Zenit’s offical website and he did play against Rubin yesterday - there’s pictures!!!!!
140 Black and White Blood // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:43
If you refer to BW latest post he happily confirms that the signings will be announced tomorrow (Tuesday) and then presented to the media at the open day on Wednesday morning!
Hmmm – well can someone with an ounce of common sense, kindly explain the rational behind this decision if this rumour was indeed true!
If they have already signed, why wait one day to announce it, only to wait a further day before presenting them. If this was indeed true, the signings would be announce today and then presented at the open day on Wednesday – Does this not make more sense?
You don’t sign players then delay the announcement, only to further delay presenting them – Just my opinion..!
141 Tom_Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:45
Terry - That was me simply because the pic looks most like him, i dont usually talk crap!
Dont think he will sign now.
142 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:45
Blimey - 3 feet? Sign him! And while you’re at it get that Chinese lad who plays in the NBA…7 foot should get a few headers on target this season at least! lol
And Carver? Does he have anything to do with the club now anyway? Thought all those ties were well and truly severed! Plus he’s in Canada trying to sign all our ex and knackered players isn’t he?
143 timberhead toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:47
B&W Blood thats what they appear to have done with Coloccini is it not. I also have a mate that works at St. James but I’ve never asked him about any of this maybe I should try tonight.
144 nitro // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:48
nah..big willie said that the MYSTERY player still has not put pen to paper so they cant announce it today
145 jay b // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:48
hey guys, according to wiki, colo, spears and the power ranger are all in our squad
146 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:50
Hasn’t Spears already player for our U16s and U18s?
147 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:50
I wonder if Big Willie is actually rap star Will Smith, as thats the name he goes by when his hangin wid the hood…or whatever. Perhaps Mr Smith and Mr Ashley are secret pen pals….
148 TerryMacsPerm // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:50
Tom - Ha ha no I didn’t realise you’d spouted that as well!! No i’ve got a mate who talks utter turd he reckoned that Henry, Deco, and Ronaldinho were coming at the start of the summer but I find it funny to add to ridiculous speculation!! I love the John Carver one the most - One of Tommy Craig’s mates told me that Fat Ronaldo was lined up for a year on loan. Come On!!!!!! Ha ha ha
149 toonfan1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:51
lol maybe nilose ranger is our mystery signing
150 cam_toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:52
Guys… St Pete’s is like 2-3 hrs flight. lol why would ARSHAVIN not be able to get to the toon today?
151 Tom_Toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:52
Terry - I was the pioneer of that spouting mate, he looks very similar.
152 nightfall // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:53
damn..i’m excited..smith will leave and we got colo and derdiyok… what a good day
just hope our major signing is kaka
153 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:54
“Power Ranger”! lol. Careful Jay B you could have a whole new thread going on the latest super hero to sign!
154 micepie // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:55
Well…isn’t it a case of wiki officials soon bump out anything that’s not true or confirmed? So if that bit about Arshavin stays on there maybe there is a slight chance it’s kosher.
I think it’s a little obvious to sign stars from the Euros and I’m pleased that we have made creative signings so far. That said, I see Arshavin has only turned 27 two months ago so good for 5 or 6 years with his Beardsley-style play (if he could adapt to the Prem for some team). Would be surprised if it’s us and it would be just a one-off diversion from MA’s transfer policy!
155 Birdy Toon 4 Life // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:55
HOWAY THE TOON!!!-All this speculation!i must say i like it,i like it alot,keep doing ur thing big willie!!who give a toss if hes right or wrong,colo looks certain to me,the person who said Bramble for 30mil is a LEGEND!pissed myself laughing
156 WIGAZ // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:56
Oh how we love to pick apart the rumours terry lol! there seems to be a lot of talk about joe cole but i’d struggle to see it happen, hope i’m wrong like coz if i had to choose between Cole & Arshavin i’d probably pick cole! mind you wouldn’t mind either of them in black & white, lets hope we get good news 2moro to make up for a s##t summer. Big willie we’ll all be clapping you m8 if your right!
157 Howie // Aug 11, 2008 at 16:57
i know big willie was right with his comments last week but just dont take it for granted. to be honest if we got 2 in by sunday and one more sometime next week id be happy and 3m for smith. happy days.
158 scoundrel days // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:00
so just to confirm BigWillie:
Smith has definitely gone then as other wise Derdiyok wouldn’t be 100% complete like you said?
As he was the replacement…
Coloccini announcement delayed because 2 other deals were close? one of them depending on Smith…
that right?
159 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:00
Wigaz - why Cole over the Arsh?
160 nitro // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:02
lol..the bit about arshavin coming to the toon for 21mil has gone..too bad
161 WIGAZ // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:03
Not sure benji, maybe coz he’s got the premier league experience & that if this bollocks rule comes in at least he’s english & we wont have to bench him! dont get me wrong tho Arshavin is the closest to pedro i’ve seen! just hope one of em signs & we’ll be doing oba flips down northumberland street! lol!
162 andyglostoon // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:03
As i said earlier BIG STARS attract BIG ATTENTION,comes with the terratory i wouldn’t hold your breath
163 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:04
Ahh well…I’ll keep dreaming. I heard Pele was coming out of retirement and was sick of the incessantly warm weather in Rio…
164 JoshNufc91 // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:05
similiar to big willie i also have a contact in the club who i trust completely as he is completely reliable, he told me about xavi 2 weeks ago and it hit the papers a few days back, he told me about keegan becoming manager months b4 he was unveiled so that proves his credibility. anyways i was speaking to him last night and he says colo has signed and so has another player (probs derdiyok) and there will b a MASSIVE COUP for newcastle but refused to say the name of the player, can only hope its moutinho, veloso or arshavin as we need someone of that quality. also reckon we could sign skjelbred or larsson? or both lol
165 Dillon // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:05
With SJP’s open day from 9.30am tomorrow it’s all set up for a massive signing to be shown off to the crazy fans (20.000) that will watch a training session tomorrow taken by KK and his team, trust me it would just be like KK to pull something big out the bag this late on in the day, can’t wait.
166 BenjiToon // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:06
Suppose the other way to look at is why would Arshavin want to come to us? Obviously there’s the Prem opportunity but surely, after winning the Eufa Cup your next step is the CL, not coming out of european comeptition altogether?
167 WIGAZ // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:06
Well we’ll just have to w8 & see what happens lads! lets just hope we get a big star in coz we’ll struggle getting in top 6 without a seriously good playmaker!
168 nitro // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:14
JoshNufc91 is ur source and big willies the same?why are all the sources so secretive about the mystery player?
169 NE1 // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:16
training open day is Wednesday
170 Ben K // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:18
Cacapa has looked alright in the preseason, was beaton for the Valencia goal, but where was Taylor? Waaaay out of position. Not to mention Zog’s joke of a tackle that should have been able to prevent the goal. Cacapa has been the best at dribbling the ball out of defense, but Faye is actually not bad with that. Speaking of which, where is FAYE?
171 JoshNufc91 // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:19
nitro
lol
would be funny if it was haha mines called paul, no second names sorry he trusts me
its being kept under wraps as its meant to shock people!!!
172 wilko // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:21
already said on another part of the blog, our 4 year old daughter saw the footage of collocini on ssNews and said “is that led zeppelin” the song to collo should be “are you robert plant in disguise ” or sing the banshee part of immigrant song ( heard in shrek 2)
173 RossNe5UFC // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:21
What time on wednesday will the open day start? Im well excited by all this speculation, even if its all wrong its good to get a bit of positivity about the club!!
174 OzZyMagpiE // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:22
big willie big willie… datz juz uncalled for mate… ur givin me a heart attack from da land down under..
if ur right…i’ll come down to st james’ with a pint of erdinger.
if ur wrong… juz change da erdinger to anthrax
175 cam_toon // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:22
I think you all need to get off Big Willie’s back.
He has come on here and tried to lighten our spirits by passing on info he has recieved. Good on Ya Willy man.
From what I have read from Big Willie, I dont believe him to be a wind up merchant.
176 mozza // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:23
dont get yer hopes up lads we’ve heard a quite a few of these whispers over the weeks and most of them have been a load of pish, love to be proved wrong though
177 Paul // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:23
I hope these rumours are true but the ship is run very tightly at the club these days. I have a friend whos is big pals with Adam Sadler and he has said he has no clue as to who the toon are after or signing.
Big Willies source must be a good one as the the trio involved in our transfer negotiations are doing there business very well as far as i am concerened, just look at the jonas deal.
Anyway heres dreaming hope its all true.
178 cockney magpie // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:25
is Big Willie the same person as Kieron? because there was somebody called Kieron on ere the other day also claiming he had Connections and the Coloccini would be announced on tuesday
179 ToonKing // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:27
saw someone on SkySports say that they left late after the Valencia game and as they were leaving they saw KK and Owen talking to Dean Ashton…….
probably BS but tbh i would absolutely love Ashton to come, him and Owen would be beyond deadly.
180 JJ // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:27
Well, either one of Cole and Arshavin I’d be delighted, prefer Cole though because I think Arshavin is way to ovrepriced. Great player but for 12Mil not 20Mil.
BUT………..
If it is Xavi, well, it’d be the biggest signing in our history behind Big Al. Even on a par.
Xavi for me is my favourite midfieder in the game behind Gerrard and Kaka.
He is brilliant!!!!!! He is not overly flairful but dictates the game with such simplicity.
Very much like a mature Fabrigas (who is brilliant too but not as experienced).
He is still young and scores goals, but has an incredible eye for a pass and his positional sense is outstanding.
Tom Toon- you gotta agree with me, even though we dont agree often. (Assuming this isntnt Bull)…
Xavi would be a dream signing in our midfield.
I say we get him and Inler and we’d have an absolutely class midfield.
Hope its him, if not hope its Joe Cole……
181 ShearClass // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:27
I can see where the truth might be and I believe we have Derdiyok lined up but with a major signing also this is exciting news if its true!
I really cant see it being Arshavin as with the way he was paraded by the media over a move to spurs I cant see it not leaking to one media source! Would love it to be but doubtful
Im thinking along the lines of maybe Arda Turan or believe it or not Henry! If this is true about a major signing I will pitch at Arda or Henry! Keegans an admirer of Henry and he has come up in the past!
Xavi would be my ideal signing though!
182 TerryMacsPerm // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:28
TomToon - That’s brilliant fella if you’ve started that one off and it’s come full circle back onto the blog. Who can we start off next? Nicky Papavasilou anyone?
Josh - not doubting your man’s credibility or anything but just wanted to say that in the Newcastle United magazine Mike Ashley does his interview and in it he says that the Keegan deal was done ‘in a matter of days’ not months but I hope this MAJOR signing theory comes true!!
183 cockney magpie // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:29
If nothing happens it would hurt me worse that Taiwo kicking me in the bollox
184 Paul // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:29
julio baptista m8….or mayb fat mieks splashin the cash and taking robinho from under chelseas noses…after all…bein valued by the clud is what he wants isnt it??
any views on hus gunna b in goal sunday??
gta b harps aint it…start where he left off…and get a clean sheet against manure…cant remember the last time shay hada clean sheet…hes a good goalkeeper but..he lets in alotof goals
185 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:30
Yes Xavi would be a dream signing, if only to watch the cockney press cry their hearts out
186 cr23 // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:31
Well….even if big willie is making this all up..at least hes got us bl00dy excited!
187 Big Ricks Black Nd White Army // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:32
lets hope we sign some1 2day as its my birthday nd it will make my day
188 Toon! // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:32
Well…. Derek Llambias was in the club shop before the game on Saturday getting Ashley’s shirt. He was asked what was going on and basically said there was nothing to worry about. Just a few fine details to sort on the contract as there is 3rd party involved.
He was also asked if we had anyone else lined up and he said “Yes, but i’m not telling you lot!”
this is what a member of the nufc fourm has said
189 richie // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:34
someone fill me in, when and where did kk say a ‘major’ signing???????
190 Toon! // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:35
Well…. Derek Llambias was in the club shop before the game on Saturday getting Ashley’s shirt. He was asked what was going on and basically said there was nothing to worry about. Just a few fine details to sort on the contract as there is 3rd party involved.
He was also asked if we had anyone else lined up and he said “Yes, but i’m not telling you lot!”
191 mozza // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:36
just get the feeling people are setting themselves up for a fall here, i’d rather remain catiously optimistic rather than speculating about xavi and co
192 cockney magpie // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:36
If Xavi signed for us i would cry happy tears!! lol i will even forgive Mike Ashley for not stocking Newcastle shirts in the Sports Directs southern branches! Iv been everywhere as north as Peterborough!
193 JJ // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:36
Oh, all the December holiday babies (yes thats when your parents were doing the dirty).
So many birthdays this time of year!!!!
194 Toon! // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:39
a member on the nufc fourm has said the chairman derek Llambias was asked about signings and has said theres more but he’s not going to say who
195 JJ // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:39
Richie, KK is posing on the Blog as “Big Dick” or is it “Large Wally”… no its Big Willie…
All the info has come from his source!!!
Noone knows for sure but hey its a slow day, and it wouldnt be the first time we’ve been tricked by a coc tease.
196 Ben_BKK // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:40
NE1 4ST - Just cause he played yesterday doesn’t mean he can’t sign for someone does it? Arshavin said he’s still play for Zenit, but made it obvious that he wants a move to a bigger team.
I doubt he’ll come to us, though I’m not saying I wouldn’t be happy if he did
197 furrygiblets // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:40
Yeah mozza i’m taking it with a pinch of salt
Just indulging our dear friend Big Willie
198 JJ // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:40
Except BW is a man I guess, sounded a bit queer there didnt I….whoops.
199 mozza // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:40
richie, itn escapes me i’ve never heard it either, i think these rumors have been started by some people on the blog, and because we’ve been starved of excitment in the transfer window its whipping up into a bit of a frenzy on here
200 Edd Case // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:41
I hope it’s Eto’o but that seems as unlikely as Xavi.
I wouldn’t be suprised if this mystery big player is from an Italian side - most of them are in big financial trouble and I’m sure a fair few of those players would come to England.
Not necessarily an Italian player but one from either of the Milan clubs, Juve or maybe Roma?
Ibrahimovic was apparently unhappy at Inter and Newcastle only over the pond from Sweden.
Gourcuff is a class act but hasn’t got the first team opportunities that we can offer.
Aquilani of Roma…
Perhaps Tiago could be prised away from Juve?
Then there’s the Spanish clubs.
Valencia in financial trouble - swayed by a BIG offer for Silva?
Athletic are known to sell players, how about Raul Garcia? Brilliant play-maker.
Or even better, Aguero?
There were rumours about Baptista not long ago - not sure on his current status but last time I checked, he was still at Real and probably available.
Diego Capel of Seville is a serious talent, doubt they’d sell him but he is class and would be a brilliant capture.
Diego Milito was also looking to move if memory serves, perhaps Keegan likes him…?
201 Paul // Aug 11, 2008 at 17:42
kk did say bout 3 more siggnigns dint he…so thatl b collocini…derdiok…and…
either reyes,arshaven,baptista or sjkelbred