Newcastle Missing At Major Charity Function

News yesterday that Newcastle United embarrassed themselves by failing to send any big-name representatives to a Prince’s Trust charity dinner.

Newcastle failed to send one player, coach or member of the management staff turned to the Gateshead Hilton to help raise money for disadvantaged North East kids.

Middlesbrough and Sunderland, on the other hand, sent a strong selection of stars including the likes of Stewart Downing, David Wheater, Gareth Southgate, Anton Ferdinand and Craig Gordon.

An inside source at the club said:

“It was embarrassing. Every other club turned up in force with loads of players.”

This was reported in the local Newcastle papers yesterday, and is more evidence that the club has not got its act together, and probably wont until it’s sold to new owners.

The nightmare scenario for Newcastle supporters is that Mike Ashley will not be able to find a good buyer for the club in the short term, and then what will happen?

Your guess is as good as ours, if that should happen, but if this does drag out, you have to think that a new manager will need to be drafted in, during the short term.

Comments welcome.

32 comments so far

  • ToonKing

    Sep 17, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    Comment #1

    rofl…..daft management….get out Ashley and lower the price of the Toon.

    PS: did you guys see that Ashley prefered to drink Mojito’s in Dubai then meet with the potential buyers ??? He’s really starting to piss me off.

  • Greg

    Sep 17, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    Comment #2

    The club is in a disgusting place right now, im at my lowest point with them now then i ever have been.

  • Ian

    Sep 17, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    Comment #3

    The really surprising thing about all of this is the mistakes have all been business mistakes, not mistakes on the pitch. Everything behind the scenes has been the source of trouble.

    The last thing anyone would expect are business errors from a succesful businessman.

  • Simple

    Sep 17, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    Comment #4

    You can’t buy class. Ashley is a monkey, and a liar.

    Best interests of NUFC at heart. Yeah right, he wants to make a massive profit.

    Any moron can see that he should fire Wise etc…., bring back Kev and get some stability.

    Can’t see it happening though as Mr Ashley doesn’t seem to know his Asset from his elbow.

  • BenjiToon

    Sep 17, 2008 at 10:56 AM

    Comment #5

    simply appalling – this should not be allowed to happen


    Sep 17, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    Comment #6

    spot on simple but a lot ov fans dont relise that m8

  • steffstev

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:03 AM

    Comment #7

    ashley has already made himself look totally dishonest and is rapidly on the way to making himself look totally incompetent.

    this image of ashley jimenez and wise trailing round the bars of dubai is making him look ridiculous -lets just hope he not wearing the club shirt

  • Tom

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    Comment #8

    An absolute disgrace.

  • Jack

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:05 AM

    Comment #9

    For a blog that goes on about how we should stand behind the team, and commenters who say we should get behind the team, it’s becoming a habit of posting stories and rumours that give the team a bad reputation without finding out the real story.

    Honestly, we’ve had some problems but do you really think Newcastle United would just ignore something like this without reason?

    As for this inside source…

    How some of you people can tear this club apart just off what you read in the media is beyond me.

    I’m seeing a lot of the same names insulting the club for things like this (even though you don’t know the story behind it, if there is one) but can sit on another post and defend Guthrie for kicking and breaking a players leg. A lot of you saying “he deserved it”.

    I am seriously ashamed lately of some of the Newcastle fans ignorance and stupidity. Aside from all this, everyone saying Mike Ashley wouldn’t be threatened in Newcastle or physically harmed, a lookalike was on TV last night telling of how some Newcastle fan lunged at him in a pub in Chester-le-Street.

  • Marguerite

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    Comment #10

    Shame on the club, what is this doing to our standing in the area?

    Begs the question why was Shearer’s role not renewed. He would have been a perfect role model and representative for the club, and I am sure loads of his ex team-mates would also have attended.

  • Davey G

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:09 AM

    Comment #11

    Oh and to top it all off.
    The board of Directors are out in Dubai in one of the top hotels getting lashed every night, having a good old giggle and yes you’ve got it Mike Ashley himself mocking the fans for begging for Keegan back!!

    Nice Man all round eh?

    This is not just here say, he was actuall seen doing it and as some guy tried to record him, he had him arrested for privacy infringement!!

    The Bloke is a scum bag, a greedy fat scumbag, who still to this day has his sad little backers posting on this site (You know who you are), even though he is blatantly STILL taking the P*** out of us all!!

    I am proud for trying to push him out, filled with pride.

    I hope you lot Like SPYRO/Stardust, Stamford Toon, Toon Chicken the lot of you are proud that you are allowing yourselves to be made to look like MUGS (Thats keeping it clean), but you lot just keep praising the fat man!!

    He is doing a cracking job 😉


    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Comment #12

    so they been mocking us fans now they got to go soon it is them bringing the club down jack not us

  • 51times

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Comment #13

    This is shameful to be honest.


    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:11 AM

    Comment #14

    spot on davey g he is a scum bag


    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    Comment #15

    tem who u just mentioned davey g are worse than ashley they shud be shot for treason

  • Angryman the Angry Fan

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    Comment #16

    Anyone hear that this mornong re CASHLEY extracting the urine from us Fans?? Whilst Quaffing Champers and ale with his little group of Rat Boys??

    What a top bloke eh?

    And dont come back to me saying its all Bollox.

    It aint, he has done it from day one.
    Sad thing is, I dont even think he wants to sell the club, I think he is out there on a jolly with the boys, trying to lay low until it all dies down……

    Well CASHLEY BOY, as long as my arse faces the ground, I will urge as many fans as possible to continue to make life uncomfortable for you and your s***house little pals.

    Your a fat greedy robbing disgrace, and I hope one day you end up on the bones of your arse!!

  • Angryman the Angry Fan

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    Comment #17


    I dont condone any violence, it is wrong, however!!

    You failed to mention that his mate followed up the interview, urging him to keep up the pretence and play on it……as if he isnt already!!

  • Angryman the Angry Fan

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:19 AM

    Comment #18

    Davey G

    I would go along with your remark re the mugs on here. I have been flabbergasted that these guys are trying to blame us lot and KK for the state the club is in at the minute, whilst preaching that the sun shines out of a certain fat mans ample crevice!!

    Lets face it, by their own admission, hardly any of them get to attend St James’ on a regular basis, so how on earth can they judge the feeling and condemn it up here in the TOON??

  • Davies

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    Comment #19

    Christ you people need to stop reading the papers. Aren’t you sick of venting your spleens?

    Don’t you have jobs, wives and lives to worry about.

    I’m as sick as everybody else with the sorry state of affairs at Newcastle, but continual whinging about it won’t solve anything.

    I haven’t been on here for a while, basically because I’m sick of the whole fiasco, so I would just like to say that it was really nice to see Xisco score on his debut. I hope he carries on scoring for us. I hope that Hughton can pull the lads together for the West Ham match and we can put on a better show than we did at the weekend.

    Back the team, not the crap in the press.

  • Archie

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:22 AM

    Comment #20

    Even though this is up to the usual standards of club PR, I would hope this is actually the end of the club being run like this.

    If we assume there is no quick sale (which given the spectacular profit Ashley apparently wants – The Times quotes $860m based on offer papers it has seen), then things cannot be allowed to keep sliding and even Ashley will be aware of this.

    If no sale has been made by, say, the end of September, then a manager will have to be appointed and and progress will have to made on the pitch. If no buyer appears before the end of December, then funds will have to be released for transfers, or the so called scouting team will have to do some work and bring in some players.

    A relegated Newcastle will be worth far less than Ashley paid for the club, and he will realise this. Lack of players has become obvious already and the additions of Beye & Smith to the long term injury list makes that worse, and based on Saturday a relegation battle seems almost certain as things stand.

    In short, the worse things get the more the price falls, and since Ashley is keen to make a spectacular profit, he’s going to have to start running the club properly.

  • Jack

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:25 AM

    Comment #21

    By his mate I’m assuming you mean the Mike Ashley lookalike?

    Cause I don’t care how much he’s playing on it, he’s been threatened at least twice. And one time a guy actually attacked him.

    I’m not saying Mike Ashley is the perfect man or the perfect owner, I’m just saying that he wasn’t wrong about being vulnerable to violence. I’ve lived in Newcastle my entire life and there are some people in Newcastle who will beat you if you so much as look at them the wrong way. I’m not saying that as if I’m from some area of crime or anything, but I went to high school in Newcastle and I know it happens.

    None of you can say that Mike Ashley could turn up at a Newcastle game and be 100% safe. It won’t happen, there’ll always be one person who thinks “Hey, I’ll be the guy that got Ashley!” and throw something at him.

    I just think in the light of this whole situation with Keegan, the fans for the main part aren’t even giving the Newcastle board a chance to explain themselves, and while they’ve not been good enough at coming out and doing it, this story about the dinner came out last night and it’s 11.25am. None of us know if there might have been a reason behind it or not.

    I’m pretty sure the club will want to avoid any sort of interview, because really, if the Newcastle players turned up last night to support the charity, the focus wouldn’t be on charity at all. It’d be on asking Shay Given whether he sent angry texts or something.

    I’m just saying, we don’t know the story. And Newcastle fans are quick to jump on the OUR CLUB IS A DISGRACE bandwagon.

  • Ganiyu

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:29 AM

    Comment #22

    Ashley wants to buy spurs with time cash from the sale of Nufc.i saw it on ait news.

  • bowburnmag

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:34 AM

    Comment #23

    Keeping it in the context of the thread, I admit it’s probably all too easy for lads to get worked up and use it to beat themselves up about it and then vent more anger at Ashley and Co, when it’s been pointed out we don’t know the background but unfortunately that is the situation that’s been caused with the cloak and dagger routine. Mistrust and frustration. However, I also wouldn’t be surprised that the club has taken it’s eye of the ball under the circumstances and not asked for volunteers.

  • Toon Chicken

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    Comment #24

    Can’t believe you’ve posted this Ed – total non-story.

    The club do shed loads of charity work and pump loads into cash and not once does it make the papers.

    Friggin joke.

  • vic

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    Comment #25

    Ashley is not going to make a massive profit.
    His goal is to sell NUFC as late as possible. The longer Club in turmoil the more chanse to be relegated. This is his revenge for humiliating publicity, fans mass-protests against him etc.

    He made his Statement – …It will be long process…

    Do not believe he is looking for buyers in Dubai- he is having fan with DW&TJ somewhere in Casino or nightclubs… The tag L481 is just a joke. This rediculous price is set to sell NUFC as late as possible…


    He said “.. It will be long process…”


    There is only one way to survive this uncertain period is to have The Real Lider into The Team who is able to unite All Players into one fist. Who is he -?Owen, ?Given, ?Other. I do not know… But Guys must not let NUFC slip down to Championatship due to bloody Cocney Mafia revenge… This is vital at this moment…

    Do not trust any Caretakers who was appointed by MA&DW. The Players and fans must take over to control situation.

    Completely agree with Xsisco. FUTURE OF THIS CLUB IS IN THE HANDS OF THE TEAM ONLY. We should not expect any help from anybody at least for the next couple months.

    Be shure MA is not going help us in the nearest future. His goal is to relegate NUFC. No doubt about this.

  • Toon Chicken

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:41 AM

    Comment #26

    vic – would you mind counting up my comments from the last few days? Mike’s been asking for my timesheet since Friday but I really can’t be japed.

    Cheers bud 😉

  • vic

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    Comment #27

    no troubles mate


    Sep 17, 2008 at 1:28 PM

    Comment #28

    Joke posting this ED, your persistent slant of negativety against MA has turned into one against NUFC as a whole – you are on the border of forgetting yourself ..


    Sep 17, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    Comment #29

    This is gonna help calm everyone down Ed.
    Ta for that.

  • DarkStar

    Sep 17, 2008 at 6:55 PM

    Comment #30

    Seems too be quite a few MA arse licker’s posting on this blog.

    half of you are probably mackems/smogs on a wind up. and if you really are Newcastle fans, then you seriously need to take off ur black & white glasses.

    Mike Ashley has been taking us for a ride since he bought us. the club statements “PROVE” the club have “LIED” to us. most of you choose to ignore this fact.

  • Spanner

    Sep 17, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    Comment #31

    What News?
    If this is true then it’s shameful, but if it’s just another cheap attack on the club, you shouldn’t be posting this speculation.
    You’ll be quoting Sun insiders next.
    Great site on the whole though.

  • dave

    Sep 19, 2008 at 8:46 AM

    Comment #32

    Mike Ashley and Co are currently just toying with the club and can not be serious about selling otherwise they would be acting more professionally and would be open to realistic bids.

    He’s made a token gesture which on face value has had the desired effect of gaining some compasion from the fans and will give him some breathing space from the media.

    The only way to ensure that sells the club is to boycott a nominated game.

    The club sponsors and players will be as frustrated by his antics as the fans are and will fully understand a boycott. They won’t be able to publically comment on it, however silently they will be praying that somebody takes drastic action to put and end to the current farce and turmoil which needsa to be addressed.

    the longer it goes on the worse the damage will be in the long term.


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