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Shearer Still Waiting As Flurry Of Activity At Newcastle

July 3rd, 2009 by Ed Harrison · 311 Comments

Alan Shearer was today waiting to see if the latest flurry in activity of the club apparently being sold, has moved him any closer to becoming manager of Newcastle United.

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Alan Shearer – still waiting in the wings

Managing Director Derek Llambias showed a Malaysian group around the training complex at Benton yesterday, after the prospective buyers were whisked onto Tyneside by helicopter to have a good look around the St. James’ Park facilities.

And apparently an American group were also shown around the facilities earlier in the week, before the pre-season training started.

There was no official confirmation of the story, but that’s hardly surprising with all interested parties signing non-disclosure agreements, and there could even be more tours, but we would expect a deal to be struck within the next few days, since all groups have now finished their due diligence.

The purchase of the club would effectively be complete when the would-be buyer signs a sales purchase agreement, and then they could effectively take control of the club and appoint a manager and start to re-shape the playing squad, which is so badly needed.

There is loads of work to do to unload expensive players and get new players into the club, who can help the club stage an all-out push for promotion next season. Certainly the inactivity at the club for the last 6 weeks has not helped that push one little bit.

In fact the club have been taking backward steps for every week that’s gone by, with essentially nothing having been accomplished.

If the Malaysians are indeed successful in buying the club, the big question is who will they want in as Newcastle manager, and who they will install as Chairman opf the club.

But we have to think Alan has a great chance as manager, because everybody and their mother have come out over the last several weeks, and said they think he is probably one of the few who can get a grip of the club and haul it back to greatness in the next few seasons.

And that’s what every Newcastle fan wants to see, starting very soon.

Once we get the new owner and new manager in, let’s get right behind the lads, and we have to hope miracles are possible and we can straight back up next season.

We know that will not be easy – but hey, we’ll be on our way again – and it has to be an upward curve from now on!

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311 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Geordiedoonsooth // Jul 3, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    The only way is up…………..I hope

  • 2 magforlife // Jul 3, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    I saw that Michael Ball has been released by Man City, decent full back and would be a good quality signing.

  • 3 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    http://skorcareer.com.my/blog/malaysia-richest-men-women-in-2008/2008/07/07/

    Surely one of these

  • 4 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    magforlife

    There are many decent players who have been released, these are a few that we should have a look at. Michael Ball, Van Der Meyde, Nuno Valente, Dietmar Hamann, Darius Vassell? Lucas Neill etc

    I would definatly sign Neill

  • 5 magforlife // Jul 3, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Shearer will know who still has the hunger to perform amongst the released players, he will sign players with a similar attitude to himself and that means play on one leg for the cause if you have to.

  • 6 JakartaDean // Jul 3, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    Hi Neil, I hope your dad is having a great vacation. The wine in Paris is better than the beer, if that helps any. The Louvre is stunning if you like Impressionists, but I understand there are other good displays these days. Tell him to walk — a walk in Paris is good for the heart and the soul.

    Now, could you please get Llambias et al to get the f**k moving and sell the club to an interested buyer? The more time we waste, the harder this season will be.

    Dean

  • 7 Tino 11 // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    Just a point on Michael Owen, some people on the earlier artcles have wished him luck and said he saw out his contractand never said anything bad about the club.

    This is the same Michael Owen that told Sven Goran Eriksson that he didn’t want to be at Newcastle but couldn’t believe how much money he was getting. That was just after he signed.

    So that proves he was not loyal, he was simply here for the money the little tw@t!

  • 8 toooooonfan // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    JakartaDean
    what the hell are you going on about. and who the hell is neil

  • 9 tino97 // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    Owen was the worst buy in our history. Not really bothered what he does, just glad he isn’t on our books anymore. Surprised Man Utd wanting him, after all they beat competition from Hull and Stoke.

    Hopefully we can get a buyer soon! Seems like FFS has gone out of the running which is good in my opinion. Just need this sorted then can concentrate on the playing squad.

  • 10 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    toooooonfan

    Its Ed’s son, he is running the blog while Ed’s on holiday.

  • 11 toooooonfan // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    oh right cheers toonfactor
    sorry about that neil my friend

  • 12 Big Dave // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    toooooonfan LOL i thought the same when i 1st seen JakartaDeans @ 6 then when Toon Factor answered, it made sense

  • 13 Joseph // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    hi lads sorry to use eds blog as blatant advertising but if anyone here was on rivals before it died the newcastle lot have a temp forum up where we’re taking refuge
    http://www.tottfanzine.co.uk/forums/index.php?act=idx

  • 14 Hugh Jorgan // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Latest: BBC announces Manure sign two year deal with Michael Owen

  • 15 magforlife // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    Owen has officially signed for ManU after his contract expired with Newcastle during which time he drained every last remaining financial drop of blood out of the club, little greedy twat!

  • 16 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    forget owen he is a c unt

  • 17 Big Dave // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    I have a real weired feeling he will do ok for manure you have to remember apart from injuries he has been playing in a wick team. but im glad to see the back of the sad excuse for a captain

  • 18 toooooonfan // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    haha loose the pace,flair and effectiveness of ronaldo, the dogged hardwork of tevez. who do they replace them with? a lazy has been whose only asset is scoring a goal from about 5 yards out-and only when he recieves plentyfull service to make up for his misses

  • 19 stk85 // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    i was one of those who wished owen the best. perhaps not after reading that.

    greedy mercenary.

    although shepherds to blame too for that little piece of business

  • 20 chuck // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    So, looks like it`s between a group or person from Malasia (is it the same group mentioned earlier the Singapore based group? )and a US based bidder.
    That explains Harris`s trips to both the US & Far East, ok beggining to make sense.
    Just have to see who comes out ahead, hope it`s soon, as we have no clue as to who they are (bidders) there`s no preference i guess.

  • 21 Paul P // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    i attended the nufc supporters club meeting which was held at brandon united football club last night. my god it was brilliant. you get to find out alot of stuff which has never been leeked in the press. it was really good. i have now joined as a member at £10. a supporters trust is trying to be set away. manchester united have one of these and they have 37,000 people who are in the supporters trust, with a fund of 20.5 million quid. this is for when the club ever got into a bit of financial trouble, who would they approach, yep the fans, same applies for us. so lets get involved and lets get on the same wavelength because it would be great to get a supporters voice as part of the clubs board. they would then listen to what the fans have to say. this was what john gibson was saying at the meeting last night. it was the first time i had been to the meeting and folks, it was brilliant. anyway, back to what i was going to tell you, at 6pm last night, 4 bids had been accepted by ashley, this was said at the meeting. your question is how do i know this, well put it like this, the supporters club was helped launched by seymour group, the same group who are taking care of the takeover. i can tell you that there are 2 front runners. 1 of the groups is the american group, the other is the arabs. monday is the big day so it seems from what was said. an official annoucement is set for monday. the other 2 bids are unknown, so probably one is the asian group. i can tell you though freddy shepherd is not in the running to buy the club, he can afford it, but he can not back it. i just thought i would share this with you. some of the other stuff such has what has happend at the club was just unbelievable such as what happend to alan oliver, the milner, given, nzogbia transfers, what the club advised the fans to do, but the supporters club told them where to go caus it was laughable, how shearer got the managers job, it was just unreal. I will be so so glad once these monkeys are out of our club, put it like this, if they did not sell, then we would not have a club to support for much longer, and that is the truth everyone.

  • 22 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    Interesting Paul.

    Rumours been rife today that someone from Quatar had bought us.

    Their confident the announcement is Monday then?

    What Happened with Anal Oliver then?

  • 23 Toon Graeme // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Well the money greedy get has signed and has promised to repay fergie with goals. Hmmm sound familiar – difference is he probably will!

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5414037,00.html

  • 24 Paul P // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    stuart – anal oliver mate, basically can you remember when he put the article about joe kinnear a couple of weeks before he took ill and he said that joe was unwell and suffering from chest pains etc, well ashley and llambiarse found this out and basically kicked him out of our club and ground telling him to not come back. well as it turned out, he was telling the truth, he was made a scrap goat to be honest. there was alot coming out of the club saying a club insider says blah blah blah, well basically alan told john gibson that some of the things the club insiders were saying about alan oliver were a load of shit and so sure it has turned out to be. a club in crisis, no manager, an owner who did not want us, players did not no if they were coming or going so what did they decide to do, tell alan oliver to get lost. that was sure to resolve all the problems they thought. complete joke. as for alan shearer’s appointment, ashley and llambias did not no what to do, they had not a clue, so do you know what they had to do, they had to ask bob moncur and peter beardsley 2 newcastle icons into the boardroom to tell them, we do not what we can do anymore, can you help us, so both bob and peter said shearer must come in but it should have been done when when kinnear took ill. fancy an owner of a football club not knowing what to do. this just shows the incomptance of these goons who were running and ruined our club.

  • 25 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    Can’t say I’m suprised Paul to be honest.

    How do they know that there will be an announcement on the sale of the club Monday?

    Sure there’s a NDA in place. Surely Semour Pierce wouln’t be that unproffesional

  • 26 Paul P // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    stu – from what i was told last night, it is a very reliable source that informed them of this news and that this source was involved with the seymour pierce group. dont no who this is mind, but i just hope that this source is right and we do no by monday evening at the latest.

  • 27 Doocey // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    I can feel the sale in the air.
    Honestly lol

  • 28 bowburnmag // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    Nah, that’ll be rain Doocey.

  • 29 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    Or ya combe Doocey!

  • 30 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    nah you killed it Stuart

  • 31 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    Yeah ya right I can’t cut it!

  • 32 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    cant wait to see the yellow ticker on monday ;)

    newcastle united sold ;)

  • 33 AndyT // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    PaulP, you’re giving me an awful lot of hope right now. I really don’t want to see it come crashing down Tuesday morning

  • 34 nufc2009 // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    i dont tink alex ferguson can atttract big players anymore.like he has 80m to spend and he tried 4 the likes of benzema ribery etc and cant get dem. and den he goes for a free injury prone player michael owen

  • 35 Doocey // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:41 PM

    Or, actually it was rain lol

  • 36 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    AndyT // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    PaulP, you’re giving me an awful lot of hope right now. I really don’t want to see it come crashing down Tuesday morning

    You should be use to it by now!

    I reckin Monday/Tuesday is a decent estimate. Chances are their working overtime now to get it concluded before the weekend.

    They won’t want it dragging into next week as it could drag further into the week and then were through another week.

  • 37 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    if we are not sold before or on monday i will be effing fuming!

  • 38 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    if we are not sold before or on monday i will be effing fuming!

    I reckon it’s already done mate or being done tonight!

  • 39 AndyT // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    I am used to it, Stuart. I’m just getting bloody tired of every single week. Honestly, at this point, I’ve learned to just wait and not put any kind of merit and talk and sightings any more. All we can do is wait.
    Granted, i’ll still be really pi$$ed if we’re not sold/new manager is in by even Thursday.

  • 40 Doocey // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:51 PM

    I’m with Stuart. The deal is nearly completed lads ;) :)

  • 41 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    Is it just me or has this whole sale debacle taken over your lifes?

    Last Sept was the same, even when I was abroad, first thing I’d do is look at the papers ect…

    I just want it done and dusted.

    I’m away again next Saturday and It better be sorted by then. I don’t think the other half will be too happy with another NUFC obsessed holiday!!!!

  • 42 bowburnmag // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    Stu – Everything wants to be done and dusted and well underway before my 2nd anniversary at end of August.

    Missus wasn’t pleased I spent the last anniversary night watching transfer deadline, and the whole of the next day trying to find out about the KK saga while travelling to Wales.

  • 43 jettson1971 // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    lets just hope its over and sorted, i for one am totally fed up with the crap we have put up with from them down south! lets hope for a breath of fresh air, new investment, new beginning, roll on Aug 8th and 3 points, a totally united team and club

  • 44 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    yep stuart when were sold im gonna be relieved

    come on doocey, what ya know ;)

  • 45 Toon Graeme // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    Ryan – I hope so – felt like punching the tele when I saw about MO and that line about repaying fergie by scoring goals.

    Why so bitter? Because he took the piss out of us!

  • 46 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    reading what owen has said is a effing joke,

    he says he ISNT injury prone

    LMAO

    what a c u n t

  • 47 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    i wish owen ever bad luck in FOOTBALL obviously not in his private life

    he hasnt even give us a thought! little shi te

  • 48 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    every*

  • 49 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:16 PM

    http://www.newcastle.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=159936

    kinnear on owen

  • 50 chuck // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Bla bla bla bla, same old, same old ,speculation.
    Wake me up when something positive happens, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

  • 51 Doocey // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:21 PM

    Stuart, ya going to Ireland for Toon match?

  • 52 Toon Graeme // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    Ryan – thanks for the link – I would love someone to come out and say what he was really like on the training pitch – was he the dedicated professional who was always there early and goes late after staying for extra training??

    WHy do I care – someone hit me!

  • 53 toooooonfan // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    RyanToon
    your a strange kind of grown up

  • 54 toooooonfan // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    toon graeme
    i would if i could

  • 55 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    …is it a bird? Is it a plane?

    http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=228033&source=1&C=Maplin&U=HomeBasketFillers&T=228033

  • 56 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:27 PM

    …apparently they can hover at 4000m

  • 57 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:27 PM

    Doocey

    When is it?

  • 58 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    toooonfan

    shut ya noise prik

  • 59 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    I actually cannot believe Man United have signed that has been Owen! If you seek Amy.

  • 60 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    toooooonfan, I know Ryan well. He used to knock about with mi son before he got sent down for TWOCing.

    Ryan, ye still got that ankle bracelet on?

  • 61 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Ryan toon,

    You always seem to cause problems with people on here, why is that?

  • 62 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:50 PM

    TF, he’ll be sat on the bench. They’ve still got about 80m burning a hole in their pockets.

  • 63 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    …I see you two are still squabbling then

  • 64 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    TF

    i aint got no probs with anyone m8

  • 65 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    Toon factor

    Are you a trouble causer?

  • 66 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    rodz

    nah m8 sorted now ;)

  • 67 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    toooooonfan is obviously toon factor in disguise

  • 68 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    Stuart, he’s harmless. Bark’s worse than his bite.

    …a sensitive soul.

  • 69 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Stuart, what’s the difference between a ‘trouble-causer’ and a ‘trouble-maker’?

    …I ain’t heard that one before

  • 70 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    Ryan Toon and Stuart79

    Vete a la mierda tanto!

  • 71 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    …anyway, Barney’s on noo.

    Let’s play DAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!

    (only coz av got money on)

  • 72 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Stuart, what’s the difference between a ‘trouble-causer’ and a ‘trouble-maker’?

    …I ain’t heard that one before

    Well a trouble causer causes trouble and a trouble maker makes trouble I suppose!

  • 73 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    …sumik te dee wi sh1te TF. Yer better off arguing in English on here tho mate.

  • 74 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    …that’s the same thing Stu.

    Anyway, DATS!

  • 75 Stuart79 // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    Vete a la mierda tanto!

    You fck off!

  • 76 Gordo // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:11 PM

    Wonder what Shearers plans are players in/out coaching staff etc etc (if he gets the job) hope John Carver comes back.

  • 77 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    ….hey, a tell yiz what.

    EVERYONE FK OFF!

    …1, 2, miss a few, 99 A HUNDRED! Coming ready or not……..

  • 78 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    Gordo, got yer

  • 79 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    …hiding behind the 75

  • 80 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    …on a serious note Gordo, I’m sure it’s all in-hand, and probably been worked on by AS since relegation. My main concern is what players we bring in (obviously owner wealth permitting)

  • 81 bowburnmag // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    Rod – you are barmy. :lol:

  • 82 bowburnmag // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    “hiding behind the 75″

    bloody crackers ye are

  • 83 Big Dave // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:22 PM

    Rod do you have any cake there mate im hungry lol. and i think ur right >> I’m sure it’s all in-hand, and probably been worked on by AS since relegation

  • 84 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    still cant find me heeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;)

  • 85 Dan4Toon // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    Canny bored, so people put what they want/think team to be next year, providing Shearer takes over as manager ?? :)

  • 86 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    BB, Waheyyyy, you know me then. Dave, Aunt Sally’s just bin rund for a cuppa.

    Ryan, a can see ye skort tail flapping behind the 85 tree

  • 87 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    I still find is outstanding how people can relate to anything Rodzilla says.

  • 88 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    ——————RONNIE BARKER—————–
    LIZA MINELLI–LES DAWSON–EDDIE LARGE–PHIL COOL

    BILLY CONNOLY–CAROL VORDERMAN–JEREMY PAXMAN–FLOELLA BENJAMIN

    ROSS NOBLE–BRIAN CANT

  • 89 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:37 PM

    …say nee more

  • 90 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    TF, the force is strong in your posts. Use it

  • 91 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    God. I hate when people act so immaturely on this blog :)

  • 92 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:46 PM

    Isaac Hunt

    Yeah me too RyanToon and Stuart79 are a prime example of immaturity on here! Rodzilla on the other hand is a bit of a wierdo but not immature, hes just a lost soul.

  • 93 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    I’m getting depressed. Think I’ll ring the samaratans again

  • 94 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    I rang the samaratans last night. I told them that I was depressed because I keep p1ssing the bed. And that me and wor lass are drifting apart.

  • 95 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    The Samaratans counsellor asked me where I was ringing from. I told him “I’m ringing from me pyjama bottoms mate.”

  • 96 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    TF, I might’ve take your advice in mind expansion there if you hadn’t have let yourself down with a poor spelling of ‘weirdo’

  • 97 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    Isaac, did ye get that from the yellow pages?

  • 98 Doocey // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    Stuart -
    Match is on in Dublin 11/7/09

    Tomorrow week. Tickets are £15 for adults or £4.25 for anyone 18 or under :D

  • 99 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    …anyway BIG DATS, come on Tezza Jenkins, bring it home te ye fatha

  • 100 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    yellow pages or malaysian servants?

  • 101 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    I still find is outstanding how people can relate to anything Rodzilla says.
    <<<< its called haveing the crack m8

  • 102 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    isac why didnt u attend your doctors appointment today m8

  • 103 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    There once was a striker named Owen,
    We thought the defense he’d be mowin’
    But he was @$$, and his legs they were glass.
    Now we’re happy to see that he’s goin’.

    lol

  • 104 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    RD fckin hell son you started early tonight m8

  • 105 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    ROD

  • 106 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    toonfactor

    youre the most childish on here, i just reel you in

  • 107 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    TF and Isaac hunt

    a match made in heaven?? i think so!

    whens the wedding lads ;)

    can i come?

  • 108 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    Ryan. Yes but not into one of your sports socks

  • 109 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    ….wahyeyy!

    dunno if anyone else is watching the LAs Vegas Classic but a TOON shirt just got had a word with. Ye heard TOON TOON BLACKAN WHITE ARMY, for a minute.

    …only in Las Vegas eh!?!

    Fkn Toon fans, thi get everywhere!

    …well they don’t get any more places than any other fkn fan, WE JUST WEAR OUR COLOURS WHEREVER THE FK WE ARE!

    WA GEORDIES WA MENTAL WAR OFF WA FKN HEEDS!

  • 110 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    So you guys might find this kinda funny-

    I was chattin’ with a cockney lass online today and saw that she was a Hammers fan. Found out she used to be a Hammerette too ;) Anyway, she sees a picture of me wearin’ my newcastle strip and proceeds to give me almighty sh!te for liking the Toon. Well, I cussed her in Geordie and told her that as a Yankee, it’s my prerogative to support whatever English football team I choose, and she backed off and was super nice to me after that. LoL… your english birds are a helluva trip!

  • 111 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    RyanToon

    “TF and Isaac hunt

    a match made in heaven?? i think so!

    whens the wedding lads

    can i come?”

    Comments like that really prove my point of how immature you actually are.

  • 112 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    Unless it’s one from Sports Direct

  • 113 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    Rod, m8, you’re killin’ me ower here!! How many pints did you have, like?

  • 114 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    really tf

    so typing in a foreign lanaguage aint then?

  • 115 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    ryan i think you will find isac was takeing the p:ss m8 read back

  • 116 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    rodz watching the darts mate, barney was imense earlier

  • 117 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    Ryan- help clarify. Who are the darts and who is Barney?

  • 118 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    batty im only yoaking an all boi ;)

  • 119 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    RT

    It makes more sense than what you right!

  • 120 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:07 PM

    ohurley

    you on a wind up m8 lol?

  • 121 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:07 PM

    * Write

  • 122 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    TF

    aye righto boyzee

  • 123 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    lol, a wind up?

  • 124 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    ohurley barney is fred flinstones m8

  • 125 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    LMAO… I thought he was the drunk guy on the Simpson’s… hehe

  • 126 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    darts is a film mate, cracker like

  • 127 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    and darts is a teddy boy group from a good few years ago

  • 128 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    look at me talkin leek a geordie, alreet lads

  • 129 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:10 PM

    Ryan Toon are you Janice Dickinsons son?

  • 130 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    ohurley you should be telling us m8 its happening in your country

  • 131 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    I see. thanks. I gotta learn more about English pop culture apparently…

  • 132 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    Batty-

    LMAO, I’m a retard… I knew I shouldn’t have hit the bowl during lunch…

  • 133 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    news on the takeover!

    my mates, brothers, sister said she saw some asian group walkin along the tyne bridge apparently on there way to SJP!

    can anyone confirm this?

  • 134 Gordo // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    I was born in a place called Deans before that it was called Livingston Station can any of you guys guess or know an ex Newcastle player that was brought up in this area when it was Livingston Station.Sorry no prizes for the correct answer.

  • 135 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    What’s the slang for ganja ower there?

  • 136 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    TF

    aye aye aye aye c c c senoria ;)

  • 137 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    @gordo

    jonas gutierrez

  • 138 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    ohurley las vegas classic they throw darts at a board numberd 1 to 20 barny is a darts player from holland m8

  • 139 Isaac Hunt // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    were they carrying sitars?

  • 140 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    Batty, my first ever album was ‘The Amazing Darts’, admittedly it was bought FOR me by mi Nana when I was about 5 (1975ish).

    Top album cover, they were all hanging off each letter of the band – super cheese.

    ….enough of that though, it’s damaging mi cred, the first album I bought with mi pocket money was either SLF ‘Nobody’s Heros’ or Blondie ‘Parallel Lines’ – canit remember which

  • 141 Gordo // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    Ryan toon naw mate he was a good player so my dad say’s he knew him.

  • 142 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    RODZILLA

    You know how I was telling you about the bra throwers in Spain, well I found a video on youtube with the lady who was singing and it seems like the English people have been doing the exact same thing!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPMCSLGnm8Y

  • 143 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    ohurley

    we play a sport called football in england! believe it or not newcastle were down as one of them teams, shame we never got to see it last season! but theres always next season ;) …………hold on i said that last year

  • 144 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    Batty-

    thx. I don’t really follow darts or anything in Vegas for that matter. Although, I’m a huge fan of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas…

  • 145 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    …closely followed by ‘Specials’

  • 146 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    @gordo

    fabricio coloccini

  • 147 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    What’s the slang for ganja ower there?
    <<< pot . weed .

  • 148 hitman // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    batty 1 to 50 ,get it reet m8

  • 149 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    RT-

    Wow, you guys have a sport called “football” too? We have one like it called “soccer” but it’s not as cool…

  • 150 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    ;)

    i hope we sign lannnnnnndon donavan, top soccer player like

  • 151 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    …closely followed by ‘Specials’
    <<< loved them m8 and the jam

  • 152 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    no need to call toon factor a weed batty is there?

  • 153 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    …ahhh TF, that’s that X-Factor Spanish bord init.

    …massive chebs like

  • 154 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    batty-

    that sucks. we say the same thing. y’all ain’t got anything unique to england?

  • 155 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    ROD and with darts i remmember being shit scared of the tall 1 m8

  • 156 Gordo // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    It was the late Jimmy Scoular correct me if i’m wrong captained Newcastle to their last FA cup win.Good try Ryan Toon

  • 157 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    OHurley, it depends who you know mate.

  • 158 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    @ohurley

    whizz ;)

  • 159 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    hitman // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    batty 1 to 50 ,get it reet m8
    <<< 1 to 20 then 25 then 50 is that better and by the way your not stalking me are you lol

  • 160 messi_is_king // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    wot the hell is fergie doin!?

    £80m in the bank n he gets shitty owen!

  • 161 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    cheers for that gordo, i wudnt of been able to sleep the neet without knowing mate

  • 162 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    Yes nice ‘chebs’

  • 163 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    ello

    messi is here

    meeeeeeesi messssssssssssi messssssssssi

    top player him!

  • 164 hitman // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    Stop your messing around Better think of your future Time you straightened right out Creating problems in town Rudy, a message to you Rudy, a message to you Stop your fooling around Time you straightened right out Better think of your future Else you’ll wind up in jail Rudy, a message to you Rudy, a message to you Stop your messing around Better think of your future Time you straightened right out Creating problems in town Rudy, a message to you Rudy, a message to you Rudy, a message to you Rudy, a message to you

  • 165 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    @ohurley

    whizz
    <<< thats tottally diffrent m8

  • 166 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    anyone got any second teams on here?

  • 167 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    Valencia

  • 168 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    batty

    i know m8, dont do drugs

  • 169 Doocey // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    http://img.skysports.com/09/07/800×600/MichaelOwen_2325092.jpg

    How gammy does that look?!

  • 170 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2516270/Revealed-Man-who-wants-Toon.html

    must be true its in the sun..yawn ;)

  • 171 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    http://i41.tinypic.com/9hm9tc.jpg

    Owen injured ALREADY!

  • 172 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    batty

    i know m8, dont do drugs
    <<< i dont m8

  • 173 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    Hitman, respect!

  • 174 Hugh Jorgan // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    A ‘Flurry of activity’
    http://francis-rossi.mybrute.com

  • 175 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    anyone got any second teams on here?
    <<<aye england

  • 176 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    RT-

    LoL, Donovan really ain’t bad. Of course, I don’t think Brazil fielded their strongest squad. Matter of fact, a m8 of mine who’s a massive record producer in Brazil told me he knows “for sure” that France payed Brazil somewhere around 10mil to NOT field their strongest squad in the 2006 world cup.

  • 177 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    TF is valencia your 1st or 2nd team m8

  • 178 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    Whizz. Got it. LoL….

  • 179 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    Hugh Jorgan

    Seriously mate your more anoying than Ryan Toon with that stupid link! Just because your famous doesnt mean you have the right to p1ss people off.

  • 180 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    honestly ive seen donavan lot and rate him highly m8

  • 181 Gordo // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    2nd team Heart of Midlothian so won’t mind too much if Andy Driver went to the Toon

  • 182 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    i dont know if i can stand any more of this another weekend with ROD being on the p:ss

  • 183 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    cheers tf just slag me off y dont ya wish ya girlfriend was hot like me

  • 184 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    RT-

    Me too. I think he’s a great playmaker. Always lookin’ to set something up pretty like for somebody. Of course- when the chance comes, he takes it and usually scores a cracker

  • 185 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    my 2nd team is shahktar donetsk

  • 186 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    batty

    2nd by far

  • 187 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    suprised that laaaaaandon isnt playing in a big european country

  • 188 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    RyanToon

    Click my name and you will see how hot she is!

  • 189 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    Since we’re on the subject- my 2nd team would have to be Monchengladbach. Though I have a really good friend in Germany who’s making a Schalke ‘04 supporter out of me.

  • 190 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    god i cant stand craig bellamy

  • 191 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    RyanToon have you got a 2nd team m8

  • 192 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    RT-

    Donovan was playing for Bayern Munich, but they dropped him, I think. He didn’t click with that team, but I’d love to see him play in England. Preferably with a really good CM to play off of.

  • 193 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    AAAARRRRGGGGGG

  • 194 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    yes batty shakhtar donetsk

  • 195 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th etc all the toon

  • 196 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    tf

    you wish m8

  • 197 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    ohurley

    donavan wouldnt fit in our team then lol

  • 198 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    hitman, I fkn give up, I tried replying to your Specials homage 4 times but the idiot software on here blocked them all

    …take him away!

  • 199 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    yes batty shakhtar donetsk
    <<<< ya see thats what seperate the real toon fan from the other because the real fan dusent have a 2nd team lol

  • 200 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    RT-

    nope! We need somebody like Luka Modric. Landon playing up front OR on the wing would be crazy good with a CM like Modric.

  • 201 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    always look out for donetsk’s results for some reason, like the brazilian flair they got tbh

    ukrainian glory hunter if you like lol ;)

  • 202 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    Ryan Toon

    Dont believe me I dont care, it really is! heard your girlfriend resembled this person

    http://worldofplastic.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/jocelyn_wildenstein_5_wenn11.jpg

  • 203 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    TF she lookes like mortisha out of the adams family m8

  • 204 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    batty

    toon is my, number 1 when its was just a fling b4 now youre the one blah blah blah, you get me batts

  • 205 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    BLIMEY TF

    youre mums changed alot since i last saw here! ;)

  • 206 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    TF geordie deb will go mad with you posting a piture of her on here

  • 207 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    Blimey, lol. Didn’t know y’all still used that one

  • 208 Gordo // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    Wikipedia (i know) before you all bollox me say’s Ananda Krishnan reputed to be in talks with Newcastle United.Wealth 7.4 billion US dollars.

  • 209 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    alan shearerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    scored a f cking great goallllllllllllllllll

    in the san siroooooooooooooooooo

  • 210 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    bolex gordo ;)

  • 211 OHurley // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    TF-

    HOLY CRAP :(

    Not happy after lookin’ at that broad…

  • 212 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    ryan toon remember when you fell out with oba martins m8 that was down to me lol

  • 213 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    batty

    If your refering to Monica, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!!

  • 214 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    anyways im of now i think got sort out some trouble outside, might be bk soon so dont slag me off as i can read it. mwah ;)

  • 215 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    gordo gis a link m8

  • 216 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:47 PM

    yes batty i od ‘)

  • 217 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:47 PM

    Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    batty

    If your refering to Monica, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!!
    <<<< lol how very dare you

  • 218 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:47 PM

    ;)

  • 219 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:48 PM

    you still there ryan m8

  • 220 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:49 PM

    batty

    “TF geordie deb will go mad with you posting a piture of her on here”

    Lol I burst out laughing wjen you said that and now ive got a stitch!

  • 221 Gordo // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:49 PM

    batty wikipedia put in his name

  • 222 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:50 PM

    ryan i told oba martins to winde you up lol

  • 223 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:50 PM

    yes batty y

  • 224 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    when batty? do you know him?

  • 225 marcelino // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:52 PM

    Long time viewer, first time poster.

    …go easy on me. especially that Rodzilla character….

  • 226 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    i got so angry over that lol, obamartins dont come on here no more, does he?? bet it was you under a diff username ;)

  • 227 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    hes me older brother m8 i did it for a laugh to winde you up and it worked lol

  • 228 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    haha batty ive grassed on you!

  • 229 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:55 PM

    oh rite wondered why u kept agreeing with him ;)

  • 230 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:55 PM

    Hugh Jorgan says:

    MERVYN KING!

    Bite my fruit Bet365!

  • 231 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    when batty? do you know him?
    <<< hes me older brother m8 i asked him to winde you up lol wish i could see your face now m8 iam in stitches soz m8

  • 232 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    right boys im offski catch ya tomozski ;)

  • 233 batty // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    ryan good 1 want it m8

  • 234 Rodzilla // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    …kinel, think I missed sumik in mi live dats gambling haze.

    Who wants a fight?

  • 235 Tino 11 // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    TF – that bird who you say is your bird ,looks a tranny! Dana International!

  • 236 marcelino // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    darts is pants

  • 237 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:58 PM

    want what batty?

  • 238 RyanToon // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    oooops i z im going bye :)

  • 239 Toon_Factor // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    Tino 11

    Somebody said that the last time, how dare you all grief my ‘bird’, you people obviously dont know a real women when you see one!.

  • 240 marcelino // Jul 3, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    @Rod… al feyt ye

  • 241 RyanToon // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    rodz some people outside mine wanna fight come doon

  • 242 Early doors // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    Batty stop typing “m8″ all the time. It’s so bl00dy irrit8ing

  • 243 batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    TF you grass lol

  • 244 RyanToon // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    addicted to the blog

    soz bye yet again

  • 245 batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    ryantoon divent gan oot they will most probs stick a knife in you m8

  • 246 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Ryan, stick em on the forst train te Sheffield and al meet them on the concourse

  • 247 batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    ryan you ont hold it against me m8 will you lol iam still laughing

  • 248 Toon_Factor // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Batty you seriously need some extra English lessons, when putting an ‘ing’ on the end you remove the ‘e’

  • 249 RyanToon // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:03 AM

    ya never know batts!

    night anyway

  • 250 batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Toon_Factor // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Batty you seriously need some extra English lessons, when putting an ‘ing’ on the end you remove the ‘e’
    <<<< why thank you mr grass

  • 251 RyanToon // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    nee batts, dont mind ba ;)

    rodz there all calling you doon mate canny u hear em

    rodz rodz u caant they sying!

    night

  • 252 Big Dave // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    Rod im just after a nice cone mate from amsterdam
    Batty is the son leaving you alone now

  • 253 batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    yn night m8 and a bet you thinking what a bstard batty is lol

  • 254 batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    Big Dave // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    Rod im just after a nice cone mate from amsterdam
    Batty is the son leaving you alone now
    <<<aye he has today m8 lol

  • 255 marcelino // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    Rod am ootside ya back yard now, can smell the smerk from here!!!….

  • 256 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    Dave, yalreet mate. Aunt Sally left boot an ooa agan butter presence remains :)

  • 257 batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    nite lads

  • 258 Big Dave // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    Batty is he still trying to abuse u, see thats because you neglected him lol

  • 259 Big Dave // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    batty // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    nite lads

    Take it easy mate

  • 260 marcelino // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    test

  • 261 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    …sithee later Batty thanose

  • 262 Big Dave // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    spot on Rod hows life treating you, and do you think we are near the end with MA

  • 263 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:19 AM

    Dave, it’s the calm at the end of the storm for me at the moment. All is cool. Just looking forward to a different plan mate

  • 264 geordie deb // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:21 AM

    Batty

    ‘TF geordie deb will go mad with you posting a piture of her on here’

    I told you two not to use that photo – my hair isn’t as long as that now LOL

  • 265 Doocey // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:22 AM

    Alreet lads, craic?

  • 266 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:31 AM

    …are your t1ts still as big tho?

  • 267 kajman // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    ok here goes…. expect an anoucment on monday afternoon

  • 268 geordie deb // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:34 AM

    Rod

    No comment

  • 269 kajman // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:35 AM

    type o sorry

  • 270 Gordo // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    kajman old news

  • 271 kajman // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    ok.. no probs have fun..

  • 272 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    …sorry Debs, was listening to ‘Big Shot’, off back out into my serene back yard to ‘Mirror in the Bathroom’.

    …I just can’t stop it babe

    :)

  • 273 Toon_Factor // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:41 AM

    im off

  • 274 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:46 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iykbFFDd3ZU

  • 275 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    TF, thought I smelt something

  • 276 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    Everyone that uses this blog is a Grade ‘A’ tool.

    …and you heard it from me first

  • 277 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:01 AM

    SLF

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stiff_Little_Fingers

    TOON

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Burns

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV5eKr4uorg&feature=related

  • 278 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    I’M BARRED.

  • 279 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:09 AM

    I’m not even arsed anymore about attempting to post this meaningless drivel……….

    “…why not try a little 70s thing for y’all….

    (seeing as 97% and counting of what I’ve written tonight has been ‘overlooked’)

    ….SLF

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stiff_Little_Fingers

    TOON

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Burns

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV5eKr4uorg&feature=related

  • 280 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    …barred it is then

  • 281 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:11 AM

    FU<K YOU Moderator

  • 282 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:16 AM

    have to wake up early to get one over this tW4T

  • 283 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:17 AM

    Ed’s software is a <un7

  • 284 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:19 AM

    …full stop. Ye ranking full stop.

  • 285 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    …thanks for blocking app 1.78 A4s worth of my comments, oh Mighty NUFC Blog-droid. I’ll question my worthiness in future oh great one

  • 286 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:24 AM

    Stand Down Margaret, Stand Down Please, Stand Down Margaret….

  • 287 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:25 AM

    …I’m in R2, keep cool, divnt give owt away or wilbi oot onwa wheels

  • 288 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    PIDDLE-EET_TWOOT_Ta-WEE-OOOOooowee

  • 289 DJG // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    ‘’some of the other stuff such has what has happend at the club was just unbelievable such as what happend to alan oliver”

    I just thought it was hilarious.

  • 290 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:31 AM

    Good ole Jake Burns eh? Adopted Geordie

    http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/fingering/video/x1hkpa_stiff-little-fingers-nobodys-herotv_music

  • 291 DJG // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:36 AM

    The next few days could be the bottom of the slump and the start of a new era. An era of real management and investment. An era of stability.

    WE CAN’T GIVE UP HOPE. screw you Cashley and you Fat Fred

  • 292 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:41 AM

    ..be alreet man DJG. Divnt ye fret

  • 293 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:49 AM

    …..ch-chungle, welcome to the jungle

    (I wouldn’t mind listening to you scream, if that’s OK)

  • 294 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:49 AM

    nananananananananananan

    ….heyyyyy

  • 295 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:50 AM

    …anyone else want a fight?

    May as fkn well start a scrap – there’snowt else happening

    ( :) )

  • 296 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 1:59 AM

    Totally random, but just thought I’d remind……

    HAYSEED DIXIE!!!

    …sheer brilliance. Even better live.

    :D

  • 297 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:00 AM

    Just fu<king watch them

  • 298 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:02 AM

    …dixie prog rock, HAWAY!

  • 299 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:05 AM

    “A Hillbilly Tribute to Mountain Love”

    “A Hot Piece of Grass”

    …give it a shot lads ind lassiz

  • 300 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:06 AM

    …I’m giving a test first thing tomorrow class.

  • 301 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:14 AM

    WAWK THIS WAY

  • 302 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:14 AM

    TAWK THIS WAY

  • 303 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:31 AM

    If any old fu,ker from anywhere across the world somehow manages to stumble accross this page after typing ‘Geordie’ into a Google search, I can assure them that the aforementioned word represents what is the only truth.

    3 boing

  • 304 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:33 AM

    Ed, for f****s sake, I'd sack your moderators. I attempted to post a few entertaining blurbs earlier and they were blocked.

    …and this boring sh1t gets through

  • 305 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:34 AM

    HAHAHAHA

  • 306 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:34 AM

    Rod 1 Moderators 1

  • 307 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 2:43 AM

    Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go ’round

  • 308 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 3:18 AM

    …everyone that reads this is cnt

  • 309 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 3:47 AM

    A slow, 5 to 15 cm long strip retrieve interspersed with regular 2 to 5 second pauses is a good imitation of the swimming action of shrimp.

    …apparently

  • 310 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 3:48 AM

    …ask Michael Owen

  • 311 Rodzilla // Jul 4, 2009 at 3:49 AM

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