That Stark Slow Streaker Was Derek Llambias


Newcastle United Managing Director Derek Llambias was spotted sprinting, to use the word loosely, completely naked across St James’ Park.

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Derek Llambias – this is not the shot we wanted to show

Apparently it was something he had promised owner Mike Ashley he would do, if he lost a bet over the form of Shola Ameobi, with the Newcastle  owner.

And of course when striker Ameobi hit his great hat-trick against Reading last Saturday, and his first ever  in his Newcastle career, Llambias had no option but to strip and streak.

Unfortunately the stadium was not as empty as the two had thought, and guests were  still finishing their drinks in the stadium’s corporate boxes.

One or two must have thought they had had one too many, and they were said to be stunned to see a chubby figure, sprinting across the pitch at much less than the speed of light.

And they were even more amazed when it become clear the middle-aged streaker was Ashley’s right-hand man.

A Newcastle source revealed:

“Mike insisted that Derek honor his bet and, to his credit, that’s exactly what the managing director did.”

“He did his streak thinking that everyone had gone home but there were still some stragglers in the corporate boxes and they saw it all.”

Some story – and what a scream!

Some light-hearted entertainment at Newcastle, and it’s welcome.



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156 comments so far

  • M.Stockley

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    Comment #1

    the thought of this sickens me

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  • komfort

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    Comment #2

    of course one of the stragglers being stardust…..hoping to catch mike’s eye…

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  • toonsy

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Comment #3

    Nice…. and these are professionals? They both need to fcuk off now!

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  • Tino 11

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Comment #4

    What the story doesn’t mention was that Ashley was also standing naked bent over under the crossbar waiting for Derek to arrive.

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  • repo

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Comment #5

    Who cares about them stuff him specky twat..

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  • Toon_Factor

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Comment #6

    Well done Ed, you’ve not only put images of a naked Derek Llambias in everyone’s head but my own too. Was this article really necessary? I could have done without knowing this.

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  • stk85

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Comment #7

    derek honored his bet with mike….. honor?!

    honor our club first and appoint a manager and stop phaffing around you asset stripping b@st@rds

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  • Ross

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Comment #8

    maybe he should have been concentrating on selling the club for a reasonable price/and or appointing a manager so we can actually get on with some work before having his little mate take all his clothes off and run around infront of him.
    Hopefully this is the last pathetic little celebratory bet they’ll be able to make.

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  • magforlife

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Comment #9

    This just about sums them up, the whole set up is a joke but its not very funny and only two people get it.

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  • Ross

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Comment #10

    exactly stk. Looks like our club isnt the only thing Mikes been stripping. God forbid what they got upto when they hit the baths.

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  • batty

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Comment #11

    Tino 11 // Aug 23, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    What the story doesn’t mention was that Ashley was also standing naked bent over under the crossbar waiting for Derek to arrive.
    <<<lol

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  • toonsy

    Aug 23, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Comment #12

    I just wonder if the Llamearse gay club rumours are true? I bet he didnt need asking twice to get his kit off for the fat controller!

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  • Dragonera

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Comment #13

    Anyone watching Cardiff? They look a good side and we will need to play well to get a result against them.

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  • Tino 11

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Comment #14

    Toon_Factor // Aug 23, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Well done Ed, you’ve not only put images of a naked Derek Llambias in everyone’s head but my own too. Was this article really necessary? I could have done without knowing this.
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    It didn’t put those images in my head, i’m getting a bit worried about you TF.

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  • dave 1961

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Comment #15

    some of you were slating me last week when i posted on here about Llambias being a member of several London gay clubs & Wise to it was claimed that they picked up a couple of players on a visit to a Spanish gay club. one a defender the other a us forward

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  • M.Stockley

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Comment #16

    im watching cardiff, they do look very good…we’ll have to be on top of our game when we go to city of cardiff stadium. anyone going?

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  • bill

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Comment #17

    This just about says it all.

    These people have no class whatsoever. Not that I didn’t realise it already but this confirms what I had already thought about this regime – infantile, ignorant, and bloody stupid. Are there no depths to which they unwilling to plummet.

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  • batty

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Comment #18

    Dragonera aye and yes we will

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  • Tino 11

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Comment #19

    dave 1961 – I don’t think anyone did slate you, i think most people believed you he was gay but they weren’t really bothered.

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  • Ross

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Comment #20

    Dragonera-was thinking the same thing, they look a well organised side like and they pass the ball well. Was pretty impressed with Chopra today, seems to be netting left right and center, typical.

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  • Dragonera

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    Comment #21

    Ross

    Chopra will always look good against Championship defenders, but i think Colo and Taylor can handle him if they both perform at 7/10. What i am more worried about is the supply to Chopra, we will have to make special plans for the ex Rangers midfielder, Burke. He looks a player. Also, Rae looked a bit handy. Smith and Jonas will need to have their tackling boots on me thinks.

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  • dave 1961

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Comment #22

    to be honest i could not care less just want some one to run the club professionally, with some stability which at the moment does not seem to be evident

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  • Jay K

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    Comment #23

    Waddles Mullet

    Wat if its true its just as good 4 Ashley as he cant get any1 to buy the club so get some income by selling 49% and as i seen joke kinnear on friday nite at the training ground so it would be Ashleys manager.

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  • Waddles mullet

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Comment #24

    Not JFK!!!!

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  • Jay K

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    Comment #25

    AAd out money on it mate seen him bout 8 ish on friday nite cumin out in club car.

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  • Waddles mullet

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Comment #26

    No chance……………

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  • Jay K

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Comment #27

    Waddles Mullet

    Y

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  • Waddles mullet

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Comment #28

    what colour, make?

    Bullet proof?????

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  • Jay K

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Comment #29

    The club car is the car he was in its black chrysler voyager

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  • komfort

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Comment #30

    batty , yiv got me in stiches yer plonker..

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  • Alanmc09

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Comment #31

    What an absolute wan**r he is! Istead of sorting out one of the biggest decisions they will have to make as owners…this fat Ba***d is runnin naked across st james!it just sums up how these two fat w****rs have run our club

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  • Waddles mullet

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Comment #32

    Oh shit!!!!

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  • Waddles mullet

    Aug 23, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Comment #33

    Its dark blue and blacked out windows, it belongs too the finance director whose name escapes (not charnley)

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  • Jay K

    Aug 23, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Comment #34

    Waddles Mullet

    He was there and in it weather blue o black

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  • dave 1961

    Aug 23, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    Comment #35

    it was just Shearer with an ugly mask on

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  • Waddles mullet

    Aug 23, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Comment #36

    Well if he is back anybody who wishes to switch his pacemaker off get yourself round to jesmond dene hotel.

    The cockney chav likes it in there.

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  • Spotkicker

    Aug 23, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    Comment #37

    Jay K – JK – Joe Kinnear

    I don’t belive you.

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  • Jay K

    Aug 23, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    Comment #38

    Spot Kick am a Toon Fan a dont jokes about our club

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  • Charlie Toon

    Aug 23, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    Comment #39

    Looks like Lescott’s off to Citeh! Having a medical! Therefore looks like Taylor’s off to Everton!

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  • Waddles mullet

    Aug 23, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Comment #40

    Taylor will stay when big al is announced

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