Newcastle United Managing Director Derek Llambias was spotted sprinting, to use the word loosely, completely naked across St James’ Park.
Derek Llambias – this is not the shot we wanted to show
Apparently it was something he had promised owner Mike Ashley he would do, if he lost a bet over the form of Shola Ameobi, with the Newcastle owner.
And of course when striker Ameobi hit his great hat-trick against Reading last Saturday, and his first ever in his Newcastle career, Llambias had no option but to strip and streak.
Unfortunately the stadium was not as empty as the two had thought, and guests were still finishing their drinks in the stadium’s corporate boxes.
One or two must have thought they had had one too many, and they were said to be stunned to see a chubby figure, sprinting across the pitch at much less than the speed of light.
And they were even more amazed when it become clear the middle-aged streaker was Ashley’s right-hand man.
A Newcastle source revealed:
“Mike insisted that Derek honor his bet and, to his credit, that’s exactly what the managing director did.”
“He did his streak thinking that everyone had gone home but there were still some stragglers in the corporate boxes and they saw it all.”
Some story – and what a scream!
Some light-hearted entertainment at Newcastle, and it’s welcome.
156 comments so far
sirjasontoon
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Comment #121Tool and Owl Heed fk off Tossers….sound like a right pair of Huckles them 2.
Waddles mullet
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Comment #122121sirjasontoon // Aug 23, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Tool and Owl Heed fk off Tossers….sound like a right pair of Huckles them 2.
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Tino 11
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Comment #123#
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122 Waddles mullet // Aug 23, 2009 at 7:17 PM
121sirjasontoon // Aug 23, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Tool and Owl Heed fk off Tossers….sound like a right pair of Huckles them 2.
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Think he means MA and DL.
sirjasontoon
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Comment #124Ashley is Tool…Lambias is Owl Heed.
sirjasontoon
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Comment #125Glad we cleared that up 🙂
Lew Davies
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Comment #126Oh what a HOOT from the owl head.
Twit-a-f uc kin-woo!
Absolutly loath these two clowns.
what the heck did we do so wrong to deserve these two basturds running(NOT) our club.
not holding me breath for tomoz.
IMO no change, just more players on ashleys carboot sale.
cnut!
Waddles mullet
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Comment #127Wine taking an effect sorry.
sirjasontoon
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Comment #128Agree Lew,the summer sale will continue,Ashley will stay and we will be in administration in 6 months.
sirjasontoon
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Comment #129No worries Waddle 🙂
bowburnmag
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:32 PM
Comment #130Eskimo – some healthy prawn dish made by the missus but I have my eye on the takeaway menu for later.
Moving onto another topic, anyone tell me the last time we scored a quality goal like Ryan Taylor’s yesterday? Can’t remember but must have been a while.
Lew Davies
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Comment #131dont know about administration. But if that is what it is going to take to get the clowns out of our club, then so be it.
Some one will then come in and buy the club on the cheap, and we can then go about rebuilding.
Looks like more PAIN to come though.
Absolutly shocking.
Toon_Factor
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Comment #132bowburnmag
Ahh the missus
Lew Davies
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Comment #133aye Bowburn, that was a great goal like.
He took it well. he’ll not get so much time and space again.
Long while since we scored like that.
bowburnmag
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Comment #134Ahh T_F……nah, I’m out. No appropriate response at the ready!
Your name got me thinking though, they may as well fast forward to the end of X Factor. That teacher is nailed on winner.
Toon_Factor
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Comment #135Got you again bowburnmag
http://www.nufcblog.org/2009/08/newcastle-united-news-roundup-23-august-2009/#comments
nufc1818
Aug 23, 2009 at 7:58 PM
Comment #136komfort
whats your info then mate?
komfort
Aug 23, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Comment #137nufc1818 , ignore the gonk @ 41….he’s batty..
Troy Stavers
Aug 23, 2009 at 8:28 PM
Comment #138@ Nora Batty
Hoo man Nora! A cannit believe you slagged me off for winding people up!!
Youre dein it yorsel noo!!
Ha’ ye been on the happy baccy the day like?
Pure radgey ye like!
Troy Stavers
Aug 23, 2009 at 8:31 PM
Comment #139@ LOO Mavis
hoo Bog brush!
Why de ye have to resort to swearing on this blog man?
Yi de kna there’s youngins on here like, divvent yi.?
Everything was pure sweet man til ye came along!
Chill oooott yi divvy and have some blaw!
Benwell Bush man!! pure cushty like!
Papavasiliou
Aug 23, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Comment #140Seaton Burn
Troy Stavers
Aug 23, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Comment #141Nee banter on here the neet like!
Might as well gan and get smashed doon wor kids ken.!
Two grams o coke, a bit of rave music from the “Best of the Monkey” CD and a ruck wi some o the youngin doon the park!!!
hoo man!!!
Roy Ravers signing oot!!!
Mikey25
Aug 23, 2009 at 9:01 PM
Comment #142Lol Troy you make me laugh…..I bet your one of those people when you goto a party everybody wishes you were at every party your so wonderful…..your my hero!!!!
gloryhunter
Aug 23, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Comment #143who’s farted?
gloryhunter
Aug 23, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Comment #144cos one of yiz have
batty
Aug 23, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Comment #145troy i own up to mine unlike u skank
dave 1961
Aug 23, 2009 at 9:33 PM
Comment #146in the morning i think i will send Llambias an mp3 of sweets little willy if i can find his new email
if i remember it goes some thing light ive tried telling everyone but oh no little willy willy wont go home, well from me little willy fick off
dave 1961
Aug 23, 2009 at 9:34 PM
Comment #147any place & i will buy your ticket
dave 1961
Aug 23, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Comment #148gimp
morris
Aug 23, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Comment #149This just proves how ridiculous, this disastrous duo is! What a bunch of twats, absolutely ridicolous
morris
Aug 23, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Comment #150This just proves how ridiculous, this disastrous duo is! What a bunch of twats, absolutely ridiculous!
batty
Aug 23, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Comment #151okok
dave 1961
Aug 23, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Comment #152i have made a complaint to the fa over this that they have brought football into disrepute and are making my club a laughing stock this weasel must get the boot
dave 1961
Aug 23, 2009 at 11:42 PM
Comment #153this is stage one next i intend to warn the fa that i intend to take my complaint to fifa if they don’t act on my complaint, & also email all the country’s that are bidding for world cup to see if i get a response
Sav
Aug 24, 2009 at 2:55 AM
Comment #154He could run naked down Northumberland Street for all I care. The weasel could become a problem in the event that Ashley seells half the club and retains an interest, allowing Moat to appoint Shearer.
That possibility seems to be gaining some credence but if it did come about that way, I’ll bet a pound to a penny that slimeball has to be retained at General Manager to report back to his Mr. Burns and keep an eye on his interests. That is no good to anyone and would just engender distrust and disharmony. Ashley needs to cut us loose and take that smirking skank with him.
lesh
Aug 24, 2009 at 8:39 AM
Comment #155Another demonstration of good practice from ‘How to be a Leader and Inspire the World’ – Ashley’s new book on management techniques!
Available at all good bookshope – well, there might be a little licence in that statment.
It’s not really the behaviour we’d expect and it just about sums up their sense of decency and more to the point, decision making and risk assessment.
This must be one for yet another act in the play, ‘You Couldn’t Make It Up’ it must be running to 42 acts by now!!
Is it any wonder the clubs in such a mess?
sirjasontoon
Aug 24, 2009 at 8:54 AM
Comment #156Not holding my breath today re club statement.
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