We were all waiting for the mask to come out when Jonas scored what looked to us at least, like a world class goal he scored yesterday, his very first for the Newcastle club.
Jonas Gutierrez - after scoring a goal
And after the game the Argentine International, who seems to be a key player for his national side, explained why it was missing yesterday, when only a couple of weeks ago he had said he had it on his person during the game – in case he scored.
This is what Gutierrez said to the thousands of disappointed Geordie fans:
“I left it in the changing room because I have read something in the newspapers that I didn’t like about me, that I want to leave Newcastle, so I didn’t want to celebrate because it’s not true.”
“I am happy at Newcastle and I want to be here next year. I want to be here next year in the Premier League and nothing else.”
“I have wanted to score since I came here, so I am very happy about that. It’s my first one and now I will try to score more in the rest of the season.”
Well we know for sure that Chris Hughton doesn’t want to lose him, and with his improved form of late, we don’t think too many Newcastle fans want him to leave either.
Now who else would be daft enough to let this player leave in January?
Oh yes, we almost forgot, Newcastle owner Mike Ashley. Mike’s views seem to be opposite to what Newcastle fans think – almost on everything, and that’s just one reason why he’s completely out of step at Newcastle.
Jonas can become a better player at Newcastle, as long as when he goes on those mazy runs of his, they end up with something – like a good cross, or a fantastic goal like he scored yesterday.
If he can do that, he will be a really excellent player for Newcastle United and will fulfill the promise he showed a year ago when he first arrived at the football fanatical City of Newcastle.
And since Chris and Jonas already know that is an area of his game he can improve on – with good coaching he will.
Comments welcome.
99 responses so far ↓
1 LATINAMERICATOON // Nov 8, 2009 at 4:51 PM
shame the gutter press had to spoil the fun for us and jonas. he needs to know that if given a chance the press will make up all sorts of nonesense about him. Hopefully next game he can score and show us his super human side
2 Dan4Toon // Nov 8, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Team for Preston:
Harper
Simpson S.Taylor Colo Enrique
Guthrie Nolan Smith Jonas
Carroll Ranger
Subs: Krul, Kadar, Butt, Geremi, R.Taylor, Lovenkrands, Harewood.
I reckon Guthrie and Ranger deserve starts!
WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK?
3 Alex // Nov 8, 2009 at 5:08 PM
Dan4Toon thats the team that should play and when you look at the bench as well it should scare every team in this division with the exception of WBA maybe .
4 Toon_Factor // Nov 8, 2009 at 5:25 PM
Oh well, I was thinking he might of thought if he didn’t bring it out with him he would end up scoring.
5 giimps // Nov 8, 2009 at 5:33 PM
maybe the reason he dont score is cos he`s jinxed by the mask!!
Excellent goal though, and a very much improved Harewood yesterday, if he plays like he did yesterday, he deserves to at least get on the pitch (30 mins or so),give Nile an hour, run the defences ragged, put on harewood to batter them later on in the game.
Is there any news on Jonas `s thigh?
My team would be ……….
Harps (outstanding again)
Simpson(good goal) Tayls and Colo ,Enrique
Guthrie(kazenga after an hour) Smith ,Nolan, Jonas (lovenkrantz after an hour)
Carol (great goal) and Nile (Harewood after an hour)
We need to go and play football ,attack, even away from home, 442 with recognised strikers rather than Carol and Nolan up frront.
Anyhoo, great result, good performance, looking forward to the Preston game with a hint of optimism (if Hughton has the nads to attack away from home)
HOWAY THE LADS !!!!!!
Ashley oot !!!!
SAINT JAMESES FOR EVA !!!!!
6 Dan4Toon // Nov 8, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Iiii agree Giimps //
7 howway geordies // Nov 8, 2009 at 6:45 PM
I would play R Taylor ahead of Lua Lua, and probably ahead of Guthrie away from home.
I wouldn’t put all 3 subs on after an hour, gimps.
8 toonsy // Nov 8, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Only 54 days to go…………
Until the big St James’ Park player sale. Dont miss out. Starts January 1st!
9 Dan4Toon // Nov 8, 2009 at 7:04 PM
toonsy // Nov 8, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Only 54 days to go…………
Until the big St James’ Park player sale. Dont miss out. Starts January 1st!
____________________________________
Love your optimism
! (not)
10 buda boom // Nov 8, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Dan4Toon
The starting eleven is spot on but I wouldn’t care in fact I don’t ever want to see Butt and Geremi in a Newcastle shirt again. Lovenkrands does nowt for me but to have played for his country so many times somebody must have seen something. He was crap at Rangers made a carreer out of a goal against celtic so my blue nosed mates tell me.
I agree players will be out the door in January as the FCB looks to make another transfer window profit. Carroll, Krul, Smith, Taylor, Jonas and Colo will all come under offer and the FCB will look to cash in as much as possible.
Butt and Geremi should be first out the door and with the exception of Zhurab and Harewood returning to their clubs no further outgoings. We don’t need harewwod once goalla ameobi returns
11 toonsy // Nov 8, 2009 at 8:28 PM
Dan4Toon // Nov 8, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Love your optimism ! (not)
____________________________
Has the FCB given us reason to be optomistic without me knowing?
12 geordie jock // Nov 8, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Sorry to come back from earlier blog, been out all day. About Jonas being a brilliant, great, superb, fantastic, excellent, wonderfull player. will somebody tell me when he actually played ONE completely good game ( not five minutes a match ) Agreed he played well against Man Utd in his 1st game but what the F**k has he done since.
13 Ross // Nov 8, 2009 at 9:15 PM
Am i the only one who doesn’t really understand the explanation? lol
If people claim a player wants to leave a club, a complete lack of celebration surely doesnt the tabloids straight. If i was him, i’d have kept the mask with me and when i got my first goal, stuck it on and belted it down the touchline. Surely that is a far better way of saying
“thats for everyone who says im not enjoying it here/want to leave”
as opposed to playing down the celebrations….bit strange. Either way, a brilliant goal from him yesterday even if he hasnt been in top form within recent weeks. He still needs to work on his final delivery but that left flank is good for us. Jonas’ link up with Enrique is excellent and they are the two players we have that actually try to pick the ball up and run at the opposition.
14 chuck // Nov 8, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Why should either Argentino`s want to leave, they are getting probably three or four times the dosh they received in Spain.
Their place in the national side is a done deal barring injury and there`s every chance of promotion to the PL next season.
Basically a blip in a career, plus they will be subjected to a much more physical game in the fizzy, which will toughen them up for the PL league.
15 wickywoowoo // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Can someone here explain all the terminology you use for people?
The only one I ever figured out was KK for Keegan and BSA for Big Sam Allardyce.
All this “FCB” stuff is annoying.
16 rossrich // Nov 9, 2009 at 1:14 AM
“FCB” = Fat Cockney Bastard.
17 MacToon // Nov 9, 2009 at 1:34 AM
18 Marty-Toon // Nov 9, 2009 at 7:19 AM
and he couldn`t celebrate his goal because of that???????
He still could have put on Spidey
19 toonsy // Nov 9, 2009 at 8:44 AM
Well with everbody seemingly wanting to see the mask, perhaps Jonas wil have taken this on board and produce it next time he scores…… In another years time
Personally, i couldn’t give a hoot if he puts it on. I’d happily settle for him getting say 5-6 more goals before the end of the season instead.
20 lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Friend of mine phoned Sunday, in a blind panic.
“How do I withdraw an ebay bid” he asked, his voice shaking.
“I’m bidding on a mickey mouse outfit and realised I’m five minutes away from winning Sunderland!”
21 toonsy // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:08 AM
lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:02 AM
Good one!
Although, and it frustrates me to say it, i dont think we are in such a position to take the piss about their football club right now.
Their city on the other hand, is a 5hithole
22 reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:11 AM
I hope you win promotion. I look forward to visiting the sportsdirect@st james park stadium. Look forward to watching you struggle again next season with clipboard chris in charge. must admit it feels very surreal seeing you top a table, even if it is just the fizzy pop league
23 reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Lesh that joke would be amusing if sunderland werent full of international players and playing in the prem. The gap between sunderland and the barcodes is the biggest its ever been. They look a good squad and have plenty of dosh to spend.
24 lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Toonsy, I’ll leave you to work out how it was told to me!
25 toonsy // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM
lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:48 AM
By a mackem i suspect? Either that or someone who used Newcastle as the example originally
26 toonsy // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Wonder what ‘arry Redknapp is going to be investigated for this year? More dodgy transfers? Tax evasion? Science experiment to see how one person can be so ugly? Who knows.
27 toonsy // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Anyway, temporarily Hull are the subject of my hate at the moment
28 reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:58 AM
toonsy- he will probably be investigated for how he managed to get newcastles best player on the cheap.
29 toonsy // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:05 PM
reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:58 AM
You mean the one who is out for a few weeks? Things dont change.
30 reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:10 PM
toonsy- doesnt really matter when you have such strength in depth.
31 reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:13 PM
has anyone actually tried these get ripped in 4 weeks health supplements. What a load of rubbish
32 toonsy // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:17 PM
reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:13 PM
No, its just trash American advertising
33 RyanToon // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:32 PM
reetwat is back
Whos top of the CCC reetwat?
34 reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:49 PM
ryantoon- the barcodes i believe. Must feel great. Although losing to teams like scunthorpe isnt to clever.
35 lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 1:03 PM
Toonsy @9….. near right…. Newcastle was the subject!
36 AndyNUFC // Nov 9, 2009 at 2:22 PM
“The gap between sunderland and the barcodes is the biggest its ever been.”… Really?
Let me point you to the 2002 – 2003 season. Robson in charge, with the greatest ever English striker upfront, breaking the top 4 with a 3rd place finish – automatic Champions League qualification, and where were Sunderland? Well if my memory serves me right, in 2003 they finished with a then all time lowest points. The fact another team got lower than that doesn’t make it any less hilarious.
So, ever been? No my friend. Just in very, VERY recent times. In fact I think you should remember how long (or short) ago it was you were down a division.
37 Toon_Factor // Nov 9, 2009 at 3:53 PM
reetpetite
You and Ashley have so much in common, both fat, both cockney and both bastards!
38 lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Ed et al…. it’s been a very quiet article day today – are you/ is everything ok with you guys?
39 Partizan // Nov 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM
He’s a Spud fan with many many names before.
Fernando,Abba….so many that i lost count
40 stevep // Nov 9, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Can’t believe you lot biting at reetpetite – he’s always best ignored but the fact is that he’s right the gap between mackems and toon is the biggest it’s ever been but not as big as previous gaps between toon and mackems or as big as previous gaps between toon and the spuds
41 Jay jay // Nov 9, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Some crap in the rags today, we are going to buy beckford for 5 million in january, who in their right mind would believe that? on talksport the dj asked if it is a step up from leeds, cheeky bugger!!
42 Partizan // Nov 9, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Beckford would be a great signing for 3.5 mill MAX and we give them Ranger for the rest of the season with a option for 1 more season if Leeds decides to keep him for 1 more year.
Win-Win situation
43 Jay jay // Nov 9, 2009 at 7:49 PM
If beckford is out of contract in the summer isn’t it a waste of money signing a player unproven in top two divisions, i’d leave him
44 Turkish Magpie // Nov 9, 2009 at 8:13 PM
no new articles today, any1 worried?
45 NewcastleMole // Nov 9, 2009 at 8:23 PM
http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/articles/nufc-and-thomas-cook-sport-announce-new-partnership-20091109_2240137_1871335
And so it begins.
46 Toon_Factor // Nov 9, 2009 at 8:23 PM
I’m sure Ed said he was going to hospital in one on his previous articles because of a snapped Achilles tendon or something along the lines so that probably why theres no articles
47 AndyNUFC // Nov 9, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Probably arthritis or something with the amount of articles Ed knocks out, seriously, get a finger transplant before it’s too late Ed!
To be honest that Thompson Cook thingy is a nice little deal, just means more money for the club!
Sing Beckford on a free next summer I reckon. He’s got an eye for goal, pace, and height. If nothing he doesn’t cut it in the Prem/Champ. and we end up loaning him out or selling him for a substantial amount more than we paid for him!
Seems like some decent players available. Simpson, Campbell and Beckford would be welcome additions on free transfers in my books.
48 batty // Jan 2, 2010 at 11:57 PM
happy new year dr ed harrison
49 Mags // Jan 3, 2010 at 12:43 AM
Hi Ed
Does this mean you are considering re-launching your blog? FINGERS CROSSED the answer is yes.
Happy New Year to you and yours.
50 Toon_Factor // Jan 3, 2010 at 3:21 AM
Where are all the lost souls?
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52 MacToon // Jan 3, 2010 at 4:45 AM
org’s pap tbh, articles are good but the banter….. !
Hopefully Ed may reconsider, hope you’ve had a good new year anyway.
TOON ARMY
53 batty // Jan 3, 2010 at 11:22 AM
mactoon what do u post under on workys blog m8
54 batty // Jan 3, 2010 at 11:25 AM
TF see u have been looking through old posts then
55 komfort // Jan 3, 2010 at 12:03 PM
so the 7th of november was the last time he scored a goal !……..get rid of the the useless/headless chicken & take your poxy mask with you.
…….HEED ARMY !
56 MacToon // Jan 3, 2010 at 1:05 PM
Batty, posted once as realmactoon cos someone faked my name from here and that was all I posted, if I post anywhere it’s on Doocey’s blog.
Batty, I miss you’re banter and a few others but org hasn’t got the same style as this fine blog created by Ed. For one this was never an extension of Ed’s ego. As I said some articles are interesting and well written but as a whole I’m not impressed. For over 2 years this was always the first stop for Toon talk and banter and imo it’s never been replaced.
57 Roy Cropper // Jan 3, 2010 at 1:20 PM
well well well – so brain dead batty and his confederates return to the scene of their crimes .SICK BAST@RDS !
58 batty // Jan 3, 2010 at 1:43 PM
howay mactoon get urself on workys blog u can allways help me wind leaky butt stuart79 up
59 batty // Jan 3, 2010 at 1:44 PM
komfort have u seen roy knocking around any where m8
60 komfort // Jan 3, 2010 at 2:23 PM
aye batty , i seen down rosamund street……he was screaming something about…awating moderation.
61 komfort // Jan 3, 2010 at 2:25 PM
HIM HIM BLOODY WELL HIM is what i meant.
62 perlomental // Jan 3, 2010 at 10:58 PM
geremi leaves newcastle
http://www.superlignews.com/2010/01/geremi-njitap-joins-mke-ankaragucu.html
63 lesh // Jan 4, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Happy new year Ed – trust all’s well at your end.
64 Mags // Jan 4, 2010 at 12:50 PM
I am still hoping Ed that you bring your blog out of mothballs; it has been there far too long and is sadly missed. The atmosphere created was far superior to anything else available. (Keep up the good work though Dooce).
Toon Factor (51) – Thanks for the mention, I hope it is a case of being last but by no means least!!!!
65 batty // Jan 4, 2010 at 11:30 PM
ed iam glad STARDUST closed your blog down u wrote complete and utter shit near the end there is a far better blog oot there with king pin worky running the show
66 batty // Jan 5, 2010 at 9:32 PM
ED MY UNCLE KNOW U AND HE RECKONS YOUR A DIRTY UNWASHED MACKEM
67 Elfy_Toon // Jan 5, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Batty why don’t you just piss off, eds blog is/was by far the best nufc site around now if you dont like it fair enough but don’t come on here spouting off shite. there really is no point what so ever to it like. what a sad sad individual you must be with a lot of time if this is what you spend your time doing.
68 batty // Jan 5, 2010 at 11:11 PM
elfytoon fck off u peice of shit
69 batty // Jan 5, 2010 at 11:12 PM
and whats your excuse for being on here u prick
70 batty // Jan 5, 2010 at 11:15 PM
elfytoon suppose your sitting there gettin pissed and smoking ur crack pipe u dirty waste of space
71 batty // Jan 5, 2010 at 11:30 PM
ED ur a c@nt for banning me 7 times hope u enjoyed my emails
72 batty // Jan 5, 2010 at 11:31 PM
and elfytoon ur an ugly fcker
73 Big Dave // Jan 6, 2010 at 12:48 AM
Batty I think it could be 8 times lol
Ed whats happening and how you doing
74 Elfy_Toon // Jan 6, 2010 at 9:10 PM
haha very mature well batty if that other blog is sooooo much better than this one why dont you stay on there instead of annoying everyone here?
75 batty // Jan 6, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Elfy_Toon // Jan 6, 2010 at 9:10 PM
haha very mature well batty if that other blog is sooooo much better than this one why dont you stay on there instead of annoying everyone here?<<<< lol elftoon whos every 1 theres only us and i didnt meen any thing i sed last night m8 why dont u get on the other blog loads have joined from here and its a good crack try it and u will find oot its quite good http://www.nufcblog.org/
76 batty // Jan 7, 2010 at 5:51 PM
toonfactor is a tosser
77 Elfy_Toon // Jan 8, 2010 at 12:29 PM
lmao im already on there batty joined there after ed shut this one down tis how i found out it was back up again from u on the other blog.
78 batty // Jan 8, 2010 at 6:03 PM
elfytoon y tw@t well wot do y post under m8 heres me thinking u were all alone on here lol
79 MOONDUST // Jan 8, 2010 at 8:20 PM
batty is the captain of the ship
the ship is a tanker
and batty is a w@nker
80 MOONDUST // Jan 8, 2010 at 9:03 PM
where are you super grass
81 MOONDUST // Jan 9, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Well batty i see your still trying to lick stardusts ass you sad sack of shite. Grow a set of balls and stand up for yourself
82 batty // Jan 9, 2010 at 10:13 PM
moondust i think u should grow a set of balls and get a back bone instaed of hiding behind diffrent nicks rc
83 MOONDUST // Jan 9, 2010 at 10:55 PM
batty the boy >hiding behind diffrent nicks. Dont make me laugh you have lived behind different names all your life you nob end and still trying to lick stardusts ass ? you sad sack of shite
84 batty // Jan 9, 2010 at 11:54 PM
moondust ur a coward now go play with ur sister
85 MOONDUST // Jan 10, 2010 at 12:25 AM
what while your trying to sleep with your stardy. when was the last time you were at a match or better yet when was the last time you were out of the house.
86 batty // Jan 10, 2010 at 12:37 PM
u must have a thing aboot stardust with your name and that hes not in too that sort of stuff u dirty nonsey bastard
87 batty // Jan 10, 2010 at 12:45 PM
batty // Jan 10, 2010 at 12:45 PM
go on paste 1 of the emails and make sure my email address is on it u nonse
88 MOONDUST // Jan 12, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Batty i will have a look for it for you, and put you out of your misery lad. Now run along stardust needs you to wipe his ass and you know you love it
89 batty // Jan 12, 2010 at 7:23 PM
well be quick and find it u slow c@nt
90 batty // Jan 12, 2010 at 7:30 PM
come on y fckin slow bastard
91 batty // Jan 12, 2010 at 7:37 PM
come on dick wad hurry
92 batty // Jan 12, 2010 at 11:09 PM
moondust you attner very bright are y
93 MOONDUST // Jan 12, 2010 at 11:51 PM
batty // Jan 12, 2010 at 11:09 PM
moondust you attner very bright are y
now that made me laugh coming from someone as thick as yourself lol. I see your still talkin shit on .org and still sitting on every fence there is. can you not form your own opinion you little snake in the grass
94 batty // Jan 13, 2010 at 12:08 AM
fckin hell just wrote a long reply it hasent showed moondust well u know what a think aboot fat ash then if u post on org i find stardust quite funny as he is the biggest wind up on there have i slagged u under ur other nick or summit wouldnt suprise me if i have because i have most people
95 batty // Jan 13, 2010 at 12:13 AM
moondust if ur a man why dont u tell me your nick on workys blog dont tell me u dont post u just read it u coward
96 MOONDUST // Jan 13, 2010 at 8:56 PM
batty boy i couldnt do that then it would spoil the fun But I do go on .org regular for a quick laugh at some of the shit that is spouted by yersel and a few others. but i dont post that much now i use to post more just before you started ?
97 pondering // Jan 13, 2010 at 10:11 PM
hmmm
98 batty // Jan 13, 2010 at 10:58 PM
doubt it i posted from day 1 coward i find it quite funny that u worship stardust that much that u named yourself after him coward
99 MOONDUST // Jan 14, 2010 at 6:32 PM
batty boy you are telling porkies again you only started going on to .org about a week before you got Ed to shout down so dont try that shit with me or i will slap you about with a kipper you focking fat head. 1 last question i know your a bit thick but do you not understand the difference between MOONDUST and stardust i think that in this world the Moon is more important than the stars, are you a total nobhead you dont need to answer the last bit
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