Gurierrez Explains Why His SpiderMan Mask Was Missing


We were all waiting for the mask to come out when Jonas scored what looked to us at least, like a world class goal he scored yesterday,  his very first for the Newcastle club.

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Jonas Gutierrez – after scoring a goal

And after the game the Argentine International, who seems to be a key player for his national side, explained why it was missing yesterday, when only a couple of weeks ago he had said he had it on his person during the game –  in case he scored.

This is what Gutierrez said to the thousands of disappointed Geordie fans:

“I left it in the changing room because I have read something in the newspapers that I didn’t like about me, that I want to leave Newcastle, so I didn’t want to celebrate because it’s not true.”

“I am happy at Newcastle and I want to be here next year. I want to be here next year in the Premier League and nothing else.”

“I have wanted to score since I came here, so I am very happy about that. It’s my first one and now I will try to score more in the rest of the season.”

Well we know for sure that Chris Hughton doesn’t want to lose him, and with his improved form of late, we don’t think too many Newcastle fans want him to leave either.

Now who else would be daft enough to let this player leave in January?

Oh yes, we almost forgot, Newcastle owner Mike Ashley.  Mike’s views seem to be opposite to what Newcastle fans think – almost on everything, and that’s just one reason why he’s completely out of  step at Newcastle.

Jonas can become a better player at Newcastle, as long as when he  goes on those mazy runs of his, they end up with something – like a good cross, or a fantastic goal like he scored yesterday.

If he can do that, he will be a really excellent player for Newcastle United and will fulfill the promise he showed a year ago when he first arrived at the football fanatical City of  Newcastle.

And since Chris and Jonas already know that is an area of his game he can improve on – with good coaching he will.

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100 comments so far

  • LATINAMERICATOON

    Nov 8, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Comment #1

    shame the gutter press had to spoil the fun for us and jonas. he needs to know that if given a chance the press will make up all sorts of nonesense about him. Hopefully next game he can score and show us his super human side

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  • Dan4Toon

    Nov 8, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    Comment #2

    Team for Preston:

    Harper
    Simpson S.Taylor Colo Enrique
    Guthrie Nolan Smith Jonas
    Carroll Ranger

    Subs: Krul, Kadar, Butt, Geremi, R.Taylor, Lovenkrands, Harewood.

    I reckon Guthrie and Ranger deserve starts!

    WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK? 🙂

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  • Alex

    Nov 8, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Comment #3

    Dan4Toon thats the team that should play and when you look at the bench as well it should scare every team in this division with the exception of WBA maybe .

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  • Toon_Factor

    Nov 8, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Comment #4

    Oh well, I was thinking he might of thought if he didn’t bring it out with him he would end up scoring.

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  • giimps

    Nov 8, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    Comment #5

    maybe the reason he dont score is cos he`s jinxed by the mask!!
    Excellent goal though, and a very much improved Harewood yesterday, if he plays like he did yesterday, he deserves to at least get on the pitch (30 mins or so),give Nile an hour, run the defences ragged, put on harewood to batter them later on in the game.
    Is there any news on Jonas `s thigh?
    My team would be ……….
    Harps (outstanding again)
    Simpson(good goal) Tayls and Colo ,Enrique
    Guthrie(kazenga after an hour) Smith ,Nolan, Jonas (lovenkrantz after an hour)
    Carol (great goal) and Nile (Harewood after an hour)
    We need to go and play football ,attack, even away from home, 442 with recognised strikers rather than Carol and Nolan up frront.
    Anyhoo, great result, good performance, looking forward to the Preston game with a hint of optimism (if Hughton has the nads to attack away from home)
    HOWAY THE LADS !!!!!!
    Ashley oot !!!!
    SAINT JAMESES FOR EVA !!!!!

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  • Dan4Toon

    Nov 8, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Comment #6

    Iiii agree Giimps // 🙂

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  • howway geordies

    Nov 8, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    Comment #7

    I would play R Taylor ahead of Lua Lua, and probably ahead of Guthrie away from home.
    I wouldn’t put all 3 subs on after an hour, gimps.

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  • toonsy

    Nov 8, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    Comment #8

    Only 54 days to go…………

    Until the big St James’ Park player sale. Dont miss out. Starts January 1st!

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  • Dan4Toon

    Nov 8, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    Comment #9

    toonsy // Nov 8, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    Only 54 days to go…………

    Until the big St James’ Park player sale. Dont miss out. Starts January 1st!

    ____________________________________

    Love your optimism :D! (not)

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  • buda boom

    Nov 8, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    Comment #10

    Dan4Toon
    The starting eleven is spot on but I wouldn’t care in fact I don’t ever want to see Butt and Geremi in a Newcastle shirt again. Lovenkrands does nowt for me but to have played for his country so many times somebody must have seen something. He was crap at Rangers made a carreer out of a goal against celtic so my blue nosed mates tell me.
    I agree players will be out the door in January as the FCB looks to make another transfer window profit. Carroll, Krul, Smith, Taylor, Jonas and Colo will all come under offer and the FCB will look to cash in as much as possible.
    Butt and Geremi should be first out the door and with the exception of Zhurab and Harewood returning to their clubs no further outgoings. We don’t need harewwod once goalla ameobi returns

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  • toonsy

    Nov 8, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    Comment #11

    Dan4Toon // Nov 8, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    Love your optimism ! (not)

    ____________________________

    Has the FCB given us reason to be optomistic without me knowing?

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  • geordie jock

    Nov 8, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    Comment #12

    Sorry to come back from earlier blog, been out all day. About Jonas being a brilliant, great, superb, fantastic, excellent, wonderfull player. will somebody tell me when he actually played ONE completely good game ( not five minutes a match ) Agreed he played well against Man Utd in his 1st game but what the F**k has he done since.

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  • Ross

    Nov 8, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Comment #13

    Am i the only one who doesn’t really understand the explanation? lol

    If people claim a player wants to leave a club, a complete lack of celebration surely doesnt the tabloids straight. If i was him, i’d have kept the mask with me and when i got my first goal, stuck it on and belted it down the touchline. Surely that is a far better way of saying

    “thats for everyone who says im not enjoying it here/want to leave”

    as opposed to playing down the celebrations….bit strange. Either way, a brilliant goal from him yesterday even if he hasnt been in top form within recent weeks. He still needs to work on his final delivery but that left flank is good for us. Jonas’ link up with Enrique is excellent and they are the two players we have that actually try to pick the ball up and run at the opposition.

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  • chuck

    Nov 8, 2009 at 9:36 PM

    Comment #14

    Why should either Argentino`s want to leave, they are getting probably three or four times the dosh they received in Spain.
    Their place in the national side is a done deal barring injury and there`s every chance of promotion to the PL next season.
    Basically a blip in a career, plus they will be subjected to a much more physical game in the fizzy, which will toughen them up for the PL league.

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  • wickywoowoo

    Nov 9, 2009 at 12:38 AM

    Comment #15

    Can someone here explain all the terminology you use for people?

    The only one I ever figured out was KK for Keegan and BSA for Big Sam Allardyce.

    All this “FCB” stuff is annoying.

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  • rossrich

    Nov 9, 2009 at 1:14 AM

    Comment #16

    “FCB” = Fat Cockney Bastard.

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  • MacToon

    Nov 9, 2009 at 1:34 AM

    Comment #17

    😆

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  • Marty-Toon

    Nov 9, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    Comment #18

    and he couldn`t celebrate his goal because of that???????
    He still could have put on Spidey 🙁

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  • toonsy

    Nov 9, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    Comment #19

    Well with everbody seemingly wanting to see the mask, perhaps Jonas wil have taken this on board and produce it next time he scores…… In another years time 😀

    Personally, i couldn’t give a hoot if he puts it on. I’d happily settle for him getting say 5-6 more goals before the end of the season instead.

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  • lesh

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    Comment #20

    Friend of mine phoned Sunday, in a blind panic.

    “How do I withdraw an ebay bid” he asked, his voice shaking.

    “I’m bidding on a mickey mouse outfit and realised I’m five minutes away from winning Sunderland!”

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  • toonsy

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Comment #21

    lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    Good one!

    Although, and it frustrates me to say it, i dont think we are in such a position to take the piss about their football club right now.

    Their city on the other hand, is a 5hithole 😀

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  • reetpetite

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    Comment #22

    I hope you win promotion. I look forward to visiting the sportsdirect@st james park stadium. Look forward to watching you struggle again next season with clipboard chris in charge. must admit it feels very surreal seeing you top a table, even if it is just the fizzy pop league

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  • reetpetite

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    Comment #23

    Lesh that joke would be amusing if sunderland werent full of international players and playing in the prem. The gap between sunderland and the barcodes is the biggest its ever been. They look a good squad and have plenty of dosh to spend.

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  • lesh

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    Comment #24

    Toonsy, I’ll leave you to work out how it was told to me!

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  • toonsy

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    Comment #25

    lesh // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    By a mackem i suspect? Either that or someone who used Newcastle as the example originally 😀

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  • toonsy

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    Comment #26

    Wonder what ‘arry Redknapp is going to be investigated for this year? More dodgy transfers? Tax evasion? Science experiment to see how one person can be so ugly? Who knows.

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  • toonsy

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Comment #27

    Anyway, temporarily Hull are the subject of my hate at the moment 😀

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  • reetpetite

    Nov 9, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    Comment #28

    toonsy- he will probably be investigated for how he managed to get newcastles best player on the cheap.

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  • toonsy

    Nov 9, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Comment #29

    reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    You mean the one who is out for a few weeks? Things dont change.

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  • reetpetite

    Nov 9, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Comment #30

    toonsy- doesnt really matter when you have such strength in depth.

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  • reetpetite

    Nov 9, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    Comment #31

    has anyone actually tried these get ripped in 4 weeks health supplements. What a load of rubbish

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  • toonsy

    Nov 9, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Comment #32

    reetpetite // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    No, its just trash American advertising 😀

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  • RyanToon

    Nov 9, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    Comment #33

    reetwat is back

    Whos top of the CCC reetwat?

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  • reetpetite

    Nov 9, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Comment #34

    ryantoon- the barcodes i believe. Must feel great. Although losing to teams like scunthorpe isnt to clever.

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  • lesh

    Nov 9, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    Comment #35

    Toonsy @9….. near right…. Newcastle was the subject!

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  • AndyNUFC

    Nov 9, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Comment #36

    “The gap between sunderland and the barcodes is the biggest its ever been.”… Really?

    Let me point you to the 2002 – 2003 season. Robson in charge, with the greatest ever English striker upfront, breaking the top 4 with a 3rd place finish – automatic Champions League qualification, and where were Sunderland? Well if my memory serves me right, in 2003 they finished with a then all time lowest points. The fact another team got lower than that doesn’t make it any less hilarious.

    So, ever been? No my friend. Just in very, VERY recent times. In fact I think you should remember how long (or short) ago it was you were down a division.

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  • Toon_Factor

    Nov 9, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Comment #37

    reetpetite

    You and Ashley have so much in common, both fat, both cockney and both bastards!

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  • lesh

    Nov 9, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Comment #38

    Ed et al…. it’s been a very quiet article day today – are you/ is everything ok with you guys?

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  • Partizan

    Nov 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Comment #39

    He’s a Spud fan with many many names before.

    Fernando,Abba….so many that i lost count 🙂

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  • stevep

    Nov 9, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    Comment #40

    Can’t believe you lot biting at reetpetite – he’s always best ignored but the fact is that he’s right the gap between mackems and toon is the biggest it’s ever been but not as big as previous gaps between toon and mackems or as big as previous gaps between toon and the spuds

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