Cheryl Cole Has Had Enough Of Cheating Husband Ashley

The immensely beautiful Geordie girl Cheryl Cole,  has finally decided to divorce her husband Ashley.

Cheryl Cole – is she beautiful or is she beautiful?

Sources close to the Newcastle singer have confirmed that news today, and the 26-year-old X Factor judge apparently filed divorce papers at the High Court in London yesterday.

Cheryl is expected to ask for a quick divorce, to get it over with, and seems to have had enough of her husband’s many dalliances during their three-and-a-half-year troubled marriage.

The reports suggest that the Chelsea and England left-back, who comes out of this looking like a complete fool, will keep their £6M mansion as part of the deal.

We know it happens a lot these days, but it shows up the character of Ashley Cole, and he doesn’t  come out of this looking very good at all, to say the least.

Cheryl recently topped the English charts with Fight For This Love, and is a candidate to be the host for the USA debut of X-factor in 16 months time on the Fox channel over here in the US, which is being produced by American Idol judge Simon Cowell.

The marriage seemed in difficulties almost from the start,  when two women sold their insipid stories about how they had become involved with the former Arsenal footballer, and that was after just 18 months into the marriage.

Ashley Cole may be a world-class footballer – maybe – but he’s a complete dud as a person, and that’s the truth.

Comments welcome.

18 comments so far

  • Ericles

    May 26, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    Comment #1

    Glad that this twat Ashley Cole is too expensive for our Ashley twat to buy!

  • wilkyvondooom

    May 26, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    Comment #2

    thought i was reading the sun there for a second

  • Craigg

    May 26, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    Comment #3

    Why would banging her every night not be enough ??

  • Charlietoon

    May 26, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Comment #4

    Get in there Carroll!!!

  • G

    May 26, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    Comment #5

    I suddenly find myself with an unhealthy interst in Hello magazine!

  • Davies

    May 26, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    Comment #6

    Ed? WTF? Are we signing her or something?

    Ericles; please, for the love of God, SHUT THE F*CK UP about Ashley. Every single post man. You’re obsessed. It’s not healthy.

  • Craigg

    May 26, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    Comment #7

    “My parents are good friends with david wheaters mum and dad they havent renewed their hospitality box for the coming season as they are unsure wether he will stay or not as he has the chance to join newcastle.”

    “Wheater will be confirmed on friday evening.”

    “I work for sky in the north east and Wheater to sign for toon on friday, medical today the fee is thought to be 4 million pounds.”

    “Wheater to sign for toon on friday medical today the fee is thought to be 4 million pounds i work at riverside and im 100% he is on his way.”

    “Just heard that Wheater is going to Newcastle as cover for Coloccini and Williamson as TAYLOR is joining Arsenal for £9m.”

    These rumours are obviously crap but a lot of Boro fans seem to be resigned to his exit and surely he would be in the mould we are after.

  • Captain Beefheart

    May 26, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Comment #8

    I bet she’s a high maintenance, pain in the a** to live with. Keeping those teeth white alone must take a bucket of bleach a day.

    There’s better looking lasses at my branch of Morrison’s, and that’s a fact. At least Ashley has some sort of skill that doesn’t rely on Simon Cowell, assorted studio gimmickry and a trolley load of cosmetic products.

    Apart from anything else, what the hell has this to do with NUFC anyway except roping in punters to read the ads….. Porn sites pay well, Ed, so I am told.

  • del

    May 26, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    Comment #9

    Slow day?

  • Bucks mag

    May 26, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Comment #10

    Get in Cheryl pet, about time.
    Fine representation of the Geordie nation.

  • lesh

    May 26, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Comment #11

    Gawd, it’s ages since I read ‘Hello!’

  • JSYproject

    May 26, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Comment #12

    i would lick her arssehole clean

  • Thump

    May 26, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    Comment #13

    Ed, I’ve flicked through the site a few times and I still can’t find the crossword.

    What kind of a f***ing Take a bloody Break is this?!

  • RetroBiscuits

    May 26, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Comment #14


  • Robiatti

    May 26, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    Comment #15

    ??? I thought this was a toon blog not Geordie Twitter! What next – reports on what jimmy nail had for breakfast or that ant & dec were spotted in las Vegas?!

  • rwpoynter

    May 26, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    Comment #16

    Nice one Ed, just checking that they are all alive out there? Seems you woke them all up on what was otherwise a bit of quiet day for news. I do like this blog and read it for a few minutes every day. It actually proves to me that there a lot of fans out there with a much more informed opinion than I have. I particularly like Captain Beefheart!

  • Artemus

    May 26, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    Comment #17

    So you’re saying there’s a chance…

  • baro

    May 27, 2010 at 4:19 AM

    Comment #18

    Dam!! She is so hot! Ashley Cole is domest person in the world. Just so freekin hot and sexy lady. Would love to meet her. 🙂


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