Thank Goodness Mike Ashley Not Modeling New Underwear!

Sometimes Newcastle fans have to thank God for small mercies – really.

Mike Ashley – Newcastle owner

And a case in point is that we have to be thankful that owner Mike Ashley has not decided to model the new lingerie from Premier Lingerie, that was introduced by  Newcastle United a day or two ago.


We’ve also been sent some stuff about Mike’s antics in a Chinese Restaurant in Mansfield in the early hours of one morning, when he dressed down to his underwear, after a few beers presumably.  But we cannot publish the pictures  because this is a family site.

We also didn’t realize just how good the black and white underwear could look.

Take a look at this video and see if you don’t agree, but maybe it’s the beautiful model in this piece that has swayed our opinion?

Could be.

57 comments so far

  • panzer attack 912

    Sep 8, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    Comment #1


  • panzer attack 912

    Sep 8, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Comment #2

    the only decent things are 1.i can buy them 4 y girlfriend and 2.the models are smoking

  • Dannyo

    Sep 8, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Comment #3

    It’s a shrewd move, a very shrewd move.
    The move wouldn’t be as good for Wolves or Fulham tho…

  • Indian Magpie

    Sep 8, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Comment #4

    Ed i was hoping for a photoshopped photo

  • niafron

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    Comment #5

    I would preffer to see this girl in a white and red shirt…

    You know…

    It would be no problem to f*** the mackems, if they could look like that!

  • rotherschild

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    Comment #6

    “The Mansfield Do” Not good Ed, FCB in budgie smugglers !! He could’t play squash either, spent the whole time Boasting!!!!

  • ginkoh

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    Comment #7

    Can’t dare to imagine MA in this lingerie.

  • boater

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    Comment #8

    Love the cheap keyboard demo audio, 80’s fuzzy soft focus, predictable pouting page 3 type lass, etc.. really classy aye.

    sorry – phwooar, coooo, lovely jubbly, geeeet in their pet, baps ooot ,,, and other sid the sexist comments…

  • Andy

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Comment #9

    What is the media love in with neil warnock these days anyway. Everyday he is on ssn! The new harry redknapp? I hope not!

  • niafron

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Comment #10

    Well, she already got the shirt, we need new players…

    Did you think she’s left footed?

  • niafron

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Comment #11

    Let’s play her as a striker, and we will have no more problem of team too low on the pitch!

    The lads will just run forward as if it was a Rhino after them!

  • niafron

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Comment #12

    Jesus, i’m in love!

  • niafron

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Comment #13


    Must stay cool. She’s probably a russian or ukrainian girl who never heard before of NUFC…

    If she’s a geordie girl, i marry her! Well, sure, would have to explain that first to my current wife…

  • tiotal football

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Comment #14

    @ niafron

    post 5 made me chuckle mate!

    although you’d feel the need to always wear protection!

  • niafron

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Comment #15

    Yes, sure! Ahah!

    What about lads who marry girls from Sunderland? Are they kicked away from the city? And the babys who born from such unnatural unions? Are they abandonned to the mercy of the river Tyne?

  • Angryman the Angry fan

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Comment #16

    Just thought id put this on, as it is pure gold!!

    OttersPocket // Sep 2, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    stuart no9 //

    It has nothing to do with him anymore, no matter who he criticises it comes back on the club and makes it look bad. Just more ammunition for the southern press to use on us. If he wants a circus to follow him around he can do it at his new club and forget about us

    Tell me, what do you think about that bloke mike ashleys antics of late???

    Havent seen you comment much on it thats all!!

  • Twatter

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Comment #17

    Don’t really like the lingerie that much, but then again the model is fit as fk and I’m not exactly the one who will be wearing it.

  • GS

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Comment #18


    Is there a more annoying manager than Rednapp? And we tried to get him. If we did, I think I would have to support Ajax or Bayern because I couldn’t listen to his blather every day. He can’t become England manager can he? That would be worse than Turnip Taylor or Schteve.

  • Dannyo

    Sep 8, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Comment #19

    Heard a part of APs conference just now. Got to say, he was as open as he could be in terms of what his roles are.
    Good man AP, prove the doubters wrong.
    Waiting for the rest of the conference to be uploaded to NUFCTV now, should be interesting to watch.

  • Dannyo

    Sep 8, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Comment #20

    I’d be interested in seeing Martin O’Neill as an England manager.


    Sep 8, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Comment #21

    jesus, i’m a pro shooter and that is some pikey set up that NUFC have forked out for

    shit shooter for starters ( cheap camera, slave, lights etc), terrible lighting and really… location looks like its shot in someones spare room!, my bedroom is bigger than that studio, never mind my own studio… perhaps i should contact MA… although, he probably wouldnt be willing to pay for a pro set up!

  • Saka_Bartoon

    Sep 8, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Comment #22

    What the FU** is this????????? Is there anythin to make our beloved NUFC to get some goodplayers????? NO NO NO. NUFC is not an Underwear Company FU** off this kind of usless

  • Toonboy_84

    Sep 8, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    Comment #23,,11678_7160964,00.html

  • Toonboy_84

    Sep 8, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    Comment #24

    This place is deader than a dead thing that’s been dead for ages.

    How can I provoke a reaction……………………….thinking……….

    I know…………………………………..

    I love having Mike Ashley in charge. He’s the best! That Lambias fella is tops too. Ranger for the number 9 anyone?

  • Dannyo

    Sep 8, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    Comment #25



  • Toonboy_84

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Comment #26

    Well at least you reacted Dannyo!

  • Dannyo

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Comment #27

    Took a while tho 😉

  • GS

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Comment #28


    I think we have reached the depths of despair when Joey Barton thinks it is funny to tweet about cutting up a teammate’s Ug boots and that’s what passes for humour in the Premier League.

    And another thing:

    Joey has just gone from a club who had a newly rich owner, who really knew nothing about football, did no due diligence on the club before buying, had in place a know-it-all manager (Sam – I should be managing England or Real Madrid – Allardyce) and spent money on players they had only seen on You Tube (Luque, Xisco).

    And Joey goes to QPR which has a newly rich owner, who knows nothing about football, buys Anton Ferdinand etc, etc…

  • Toonboy_84

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    Comment #30


    What’s this about JB and ug boots?

  • Toonboy_84

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Comment #31

    Cannot wait to see this lad back in B&W. Probably shouldn’t rush him though. Proper class act!

  • kevymartins

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    Comment #32

    @toonboy considering he was only ment to be out fo 5 weeks

    we play nottingham forrset on the 20th so i think thats well enough time

  • Toonboy_84

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    Comment #33

    Howay Benny boy!

  • GS

    Sep 8, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    Comment #34


    Stupid stuff. It is on the Newsnow website that he was tweeting and making “fun” about a teammate’s Ugg boots and then “hilariously” later someone cut them up and put the remnants on another teammate’s head and took a picture and posted it on twitter.

  • kevymartins

    Sep 8, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    Comment #35

    Belfast mate lol some people really make fools of them selfs

  • niffnoff

    Sep 8, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Comment #36

    welll… that video made me think something… brb,
    redt00b time

  • papscrunt

    Sep 8, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    Comment #37

    I wish he was, then we could laugh at him. He’s constantly laughing at us.

  • Daft_lad

    Sep 8, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    Comment #38

    There’s no way a tight piece like that would wear NUFC underwear….CK, Armani maybe. They should get a bird that represents the target market…..20st of lard with p!ss stained strides, kebab in one hand, tab in the other with gargantuan bingo wings and t!ts that slap against her knees……
    Actually….just put Ashley in a wig…….

  • jaw4life

    Sep 8, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    Comment #39



  • kevymartins

    Sep 8, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Comment #40

    C’mon paddy i hate that bitch kerri


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