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Newcastle Have The Hardest Working Midfield In Premier League

1:41 pm, Thursday, September 29th, 2011 by Ed Harrison · 136 Comments

Good news today that Newcastle officially have the hardest working midfield in the Premier League.

Yohan Cabaye – this dreamboat is also hard working

Newcastle have a new look midfield this season,  and the central partnership of Cabaye and Tiote has looked excellent over the last couple of games,  as both players get used to playing together.

And it’s now official, Newcastle’s engine room is the hardest wortking midfiled in the Premier League, at least according to the EA Sports Premier League Index.

Tiote and Cabaye stand out  as the second and third hardest-working players in the Premier League so far, behind Arsenal’s Welsh captain, Aaron Ramsey.

Tiote has covered 72.12 Km and Cabaye 71.85 Km, and I’m already feeling tired just thinking of the work these two lads have put in this season for the Newcastle cause.

That’s around 12 Km in every game this season.

The Tiote – Cabaye combination has the chance of becoming a famous midfield partnership for Newcastle in the seasons ahead, hopefully successful ones, and we are pleasantly surprised at how good the summer transfer window has turned out to be for Newcastle, even if it was embarrassing that the Board didn’t sign another striker on that disappointing last day of August.

We’ll now have to keep an eye on Chief Scout Graham Carr, and see which matches he attends (if we can), and Graham certainly seems to have an eye for a good player when he sees one, and he is an integral part of building up this new Newcastle side.

It will be very interesting to see who Newcastle will sign in January, if anybody, but with Yohan Cabaye, Cheick Tiote, Dan Gosling, Ben Arfa, Mehdi Abeid, Haris Vukic, Danny Guthrie and veteran Alan Smith all able to play in central midfield, we don’t need that part of the side strengthened.

What do you think?

Comments welcome.



Tags: Cheick Tiote · Newcastle News · Yohan Cabaye





136 responses so far ↓

  • 1 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    what a partnership they can be i hate the timing of the ACN

  • 2 Elb11 // Sep 29, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    I have a man crush on Cabaye.

  • 3 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Yohan Cabaye doesnt eat, food goes inside him to get protection

  • 4 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    note the lack of daft number related comment after winning this world reknowned race to post

  • 5 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    @ELB11
    its ok it aint gay coz he plays for Nufc
    i think that makes it ok ….right?

  • 6 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Sixth. Problem Samuel? :P

  • 7 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Cabaye is getting very close to edging out Ginola as my favourite toon player that Ive watched.

  • 8 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    When Cabaye goes swimming he doesnt get wet, the water gets Cabayed

  • 9 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Dunno about anyone else, but i have never been as excited for each game as i have this season. Literally thinking about the next game everyday from Sunday! Also did anyone see Bafetembi Gomis goal in the champo league?? What a goal! he looks very inconsistent though and missed a few sitters (Obafemi).

  • 10 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    When Cars Crash, they don’t Get totalled, they get Tioted..

  • 11 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    @~~San-Toon~~
    yes i have a problem and i went to the doctors and he said….oh you meant with your comment
    nope coz u spelled it i dont consider it a number lol :)

  • 12 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    Tiotelled*

    @ Samuel, aw Shucks. Thought I’d be a smartass and spell it out…

  • 13 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    @Drongo 8 and @~San-Toon~ 10
    literally laughed out loud at both of those

    Tiote is the reason the Marauder is only described as “ALMOST indestructable”

  • 14 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    f you can see Cabaye, he can see you. If you can’t see Cabaye you may be only seconds away from letting in a goal…..

  • 15 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    Yohan Cabaye can see clearly long before the rain has gone

  • 16 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    @~San-Toon~
    its kinda hard to tell coz this is all typed not spoken but we’re both mocking the firsters right ….?

  • 17 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Yup.

  • 18 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    Tiote once stared at the sun, the sun went blind

  • 19 toon-hendy // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Cabaye’s calender goes straight from March 31st to 2nd April, because nobody fools Yohan Cabaye!

  • 20 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Superman has a pair of Yohan Cabaye pyjamas

  • 21 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Colocini made Elen Degeneres Straight.

  • 22 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    theres a page on facebook devoted to cheik tiote facts its hilarious

    lionel messi said god had given him his footballing gift it was actually a hand me down from Cabaye

  • 23 Cheick and Bake // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    Emre was kind of similar to cabaye … He still isn’t ginola .. Its like saying leon best is better than les ferdinand… Don’t over hype a player ..

  • 24 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    In 1986, a crack footballer was born. he was sent to prison (mainland europe football) by a FIFA court for a crime he didn’t commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade (FC Twente) to the Newcastle underground. Today, still wanted by the the best in football, he survives as a soldier of NUFC. If you have a problem…if no one else can help…and if you can find him…maybe you can hire… cheick tiote!

    :o D

  • 25 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    Stop treating Cabaye like God. Treat God like Cabaye!

  • 26 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    If there’s something strange
    in your neighborhood

    Who you gonna call?

    Cheick Tiote!

  • 27 Yohan4 // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    when Cabay does press ups he doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down

  • 28 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Houses don’t get Teepeed during Holloween…. They get Tioted.

    Abra…. Kadabra…. AlaCabaye!

  • 29 Cheick and Bake // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Is it kids night tonight??

  • 30 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    Cheick Tiote is so strong, he can flex his eye brows

  • 31 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    the only reason hurricane Irene didnt leave Manhattan in Ruins was coz Cabaye left her in ruins the night before

  • 32 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    @Chiek and Bake
    yes so nerr nerr ner nerr nerrr
    and plllfflflflfp :) no harm in it is there

  • 33 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Tiote doesnt mow his lawn, he looks out his back window and dares it to grow

  • 34 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Mankind Divided by Zero. The Result was Cabaye.

    The Cow Jumped Obertan Moon.

  • 35 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    Most people would rather be shot than tackled by Tiote

  • 36 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    The moon does not reflect light off the sun. It reflects light off cabaye.

  • 37 rainrix // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Back to tiote jokes eh? my favorite has to be,

    They once named a street after chiek tiote but they had to change it as no one crosses chiek tiote and lives

  • 38 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    When Tiote donates blood he declines the syringe and asks for a handgun and a bucket

  • 39 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    The Great wall of China was Built to keep Tiote out.

  • 40 solano // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Ed…the Tiote-Cabaye partnership will only last “for years to come” if the board manage to match the ambition of these two excellent players….they will have to break their tightarse ways so that we can build a squad around our outstanding players and breakthrough to challenge the top six -otherwise it will be transfer requests and departures we will see during transfer windows as ambitious clubs sniff around our stars.

  • 41 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    chiek tiote drinks radiocative waste coz Absyth just isnt strong enough

  • 42 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Godzilla doesn’t exist, it’s Tiote’s pet iguana escaping and deciding to attack Japan.

  • 43 weg // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    For the first time in ages we actually have a central midfielder with real technical quality. Cabaye passes well, creates openings, has a cracking shot, has good positioning, puts his foot in and runs a marathon every game. Maybe even future captain material!
    Coupled in midfield with Tiote – who’s already up there with the likes of Bracewell, Venison(in midfield), Batty, Lee and Speed – we have every reason to be happy.

  • 44 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    @~~San-Toon~~
    and it failed

  • 45 Cheick and Bake // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    When is it time for your nap?

  • 46 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    Tiote doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when he tells it to.

  • 47 Yohan4 // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    yohan Cabay counted to infinity, twice

  • 48 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    @rainrix drongo san-toon this is soo much fun and soo simple too

  • 49 Toon Tang // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    chariots of fire themetune plays as cabaye opens his eyes in the morning

  • 50 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    @chiek and Bake
    lighten up mate i see no harm in having a giggle we aint hurtin anyone are we?

  • 51 Yohan4 // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    before the bogie man goes to bed he checkes his cupbord for check tiote

  • 52 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrsTUmcqMFs

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 53 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    cheik tiote put a lump of coal in santas stocking

  • 54 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    ignore the blogger.. the original vid is class..

  • 55 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    The easter bunny doesn’t hide eggs for kids. He sh!ts them out trying to escape Tiote.

    The Toothfairy has seen a steady growth in Tooth Profits ever Since Tiote Was born.

  • 56 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Yohann Cabaye was nominated for the nobel prize and came 1st 2nd and 3rd

  • 57 magpie6699 // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    I loved the old “hardest man” chants from the 60s / 70s .
    Leeds United thought Norman Hunter was dead hard and their banners read ” Norman bites your legs!”. Liverpool fans response about their hard man Tommy Smith was (and I think this would apply to Cheikh Tiote) – “Tommy bites his own legs!”!

  • 58 Toon Tang // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    tiote is the secret love child of chuck norris and chuck norris alone

  • 59 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    diamonds are made when Chiek tiote eats rocks

  • 60 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    the big bang was actually the moment Cabaye lost his virginity

  • 61 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Moses did not part the Red sea. The Red Sea made way for Cabaye.

  • 62 drongo // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    Yohan Cabaye invented all the colours, apart from pink. Cristiano Ronaldo invented pink

  • 63 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    Cabaye puts the Fun in Funeral

  • 64 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    When Tiote Sneezed, the subsequent soundwave vibrated the earth and created the Grand Canyon.

  • 65 Yohan4 // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Cabay once brought down a Russian fighter jet by pointing his finger to the sky and shouting BANG!

  • 66 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    If wasn’t a Meteor that Wiped out the Dinosaurs. It was Tiote learning how to tackle.

  • 67 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    Cheik Tiote eats soup with chopsticks….
    Cheik Tiote once killed two stones with one bird….
    Cheik Tiote beat Stevie Wonder in a staring contest….
    Cheik Tiote doesn’t cut his grass, he dares it to grow…..
    Cheik Tiote can judge a book by it’s cover…..
    What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Cheik Tiote’s cheese…..

    All hail the Lion.

  • 68 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    cabaye once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since

  • 69 thebionicMAG // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Newcastle have the hardest working midfield premiership? Unlike the Man united’s and Chelsea’s whose midfield retain the ball and command the pitch with ease…

  • 70 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    What happens when tiote pushes an unmovable object?

    It moves

  • 71 rainrix // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Cheik Tiote was bitten by a rattlesnake, after 3 days of pain and agony the rattlesnake died.

  • 72 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    Mr T pitys the fool, cheick tiote pitys Mr T

  • 73 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    yohan cabaye CAN judge a book by it’s cover

  • 74 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? cheick tiote’s cheese.

  • 75 ~~San-Toon~~ // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    The only way to beat a Royal Flush in poker, is to get a Cabaye.

  • 76 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    cheick tiote once tackled a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun

  • 77 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    James Cameron wanted cheick tiote to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  • 78 SBBrit // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Cheik Tiote destroyed the periodic table – he only believes in the element of surprise

  • 79 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Cheik Tiote counted to infinity, TWICE!

  • 80 Milking Mikes' bulging pockets // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Cheik Tiote once swallowed a whole tub of sleeping pills, an hour later, he blinked.

  • 81 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Cheik Tiote…

  • 82 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    If Cheik Tiote is late, time better slow the f*** down!

  • 83 rainrix // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Osama is dead, his son is dead and his wife is dead. That’s what you get when you ask Cheik Tiote to take the bins out

  • 84 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Cabaye once released a single and it topped the album charts

  • 85 DJM TOON // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    cheick tiote can put big ben on snooze.

  • 86 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Cheik Tiote doesn’t believe in Germany…..

    Cheik Tiote only masturbates to pictures of Cheik Tiote….

  • 87 burnsie // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    Haha awesome!!! Just seen besty and ben arfa in newcastle city centre getn out of a drop top bmw convertable na white range rover!!! Olly bernard was with them too. Awesome wooooo haha.

  • 88 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    Chiek Tiote once kicked a Polar bears Head in and now there are Pandas

  • 89 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    @burnsie
    that is some gangsta shizzle

  • 90 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    cheik tiote once broke all 3 laws of gravity with one tackle

  • 91 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    Cheik Tiote is the reason why wally is hiding..

  • 92 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    Along with his black belt, Cheik Tiote often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

  • 93 Kris // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    @ Sir Alan

    Haha, well said!

  • 94 Hugh Jorgan // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    Titus Bramble suspended by Sunderland after arrest
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/15113912.stm

  • 95 ToonAndy // Sep 29, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    When Yohan Cabaye pour milk on his rice crispies, they shut the f@uck up!!

  • 96 Milking Mikes' bulging pockets // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    I’m raring for this weekend to come, hope the players are the same. Want to see confidence oozing from the team and a 3-0 drubbing!

  • 97 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    When Cabaye strikes a football, the air bleeds

  • 98 mattnufc // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110929/santon-in-the-squad_2281670_2467062

  • 99 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    Mattnufc@

    Good news just keeps coming, DAMN can’t wait for Sat :)

  • 100 BigKirky // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    Hehe. Been laughing at all the Chuck Norris type jokes.

  • 101 JakeToon // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    Even more impressively we’ve let the least goals in in the league!!

  • 102 Dannyo // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Well done guys, gave me a good laugh all those Tiote/Cabaye/Norris jokes. Really good ones :)

    Cheick Tiote once tackled a football player, his grandchildren are still screaming in pain.

  • 103 scottoon // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    The blog has not been this upbeat in a long long time. Don’t think it was this upbeat when we stuffed the scum 5-1!

  • 104 ginkoh // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    What are you guys drink tonight ? hehe.

  • 105 sox // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Cheick tiote’s just walked past my house, i thought it was night time when the shadow went past

  • 106 hainesy // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Tiote CAN delete the recycling bin.

  • 107 hainesy // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    In a tin of Tiote the ingredients read:
    0.1% fat
    99.9% beef

  • 108 Toon Tang // Sep 29, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    bramble getting suspended will sure up scum defence no end…

    …or not

  • 109 toonbrother // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    I’m adding this page to my favorites. Brilliant

  • 110 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Cheik Tiote once tackled the earth its been spinning ever since

  • 111 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Scientists developed a new curry 100,000 times hotter than a vindaloo, Chiek Tiote thought it was a Breath mint

  • 112 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    when Yohann Cabaye takes his shirt off at the end of a match even the sun gets wet

  • 113 shola show // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Afternoon lads.
    Is it me or is it class to be a Toon fan atm. I can’t help smiling thinking if the way We are developing.
    Is niafron about. If so pls see the quote from Pedro (peter beardsley, nufc legend niafron ) about santon and his “right footedness”

    “To be a right-footed left-back, you’ve got to have confidence and he has.

    “But he’s two-footed, he’s very two-footed. I’d say possibly his right’s stronger, but overall I’d say he’s very two-footed and I think the manager’s made a good decision there to buy him.”

  • 114 SincerelySamuel // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    @shola show
    the most interesting thing there is that he says “THE MANAGER’s made a good decision there to buy him ” my guess twas pick one of these 2/3 but still pards does hve a say good to kno and yes its awesome to be a toon fan atm henche the hundred comments of pure positivity above :D

  • 115 Dannyo // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    @shola show
    It’s also the 2nd time i’ve seen Peter compare him to Maldinin.
    Not there with his skills yet, but very much a young Maldini, his play is so similar…

  • 116 Toon_Jock // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Cheik Tiote once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

  • 117 shola show // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Even if the hatchet men do a job on us at molineux on sat, I’m happy with the team And our team spirit and new attacking flair is growing strong. But I still wud love a 3 nil annihilation if wolves.
    @ SincerelySamuel. Pardew was responsible for dean ashton, benayoun and a few other gems so good point. Take the joy now boys as November us gonna be tough .

  • 118 Milking Mikes' bulging pockets // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    I were just watching some Maldini tribute videos.

    Tackling took on an art form, when he did it.So much gusto, control and precision timing. He’d do tackles, which if normal player were making them, they would be happy just conceding a throw/corner, but he’d be running at full tilt, slide, trap the ball, be on his feet and bursting on the attack, before the opponent has even thought about dragging his arse off the floor!

    Best defender ever.

  • 119 shola show // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    If he is half ass good as maldini, well ill be over the moon.

  • 120 weg // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    Bruce Willis once punched Tiote and proved he WASNT unbreakable!
    Steven Seagal tried it on with Tiote and proved he WASNT hard to kill!
    The cast of The Expendables once ambushed Tiote and Cabaye and proved they were expendable.
    The film First Blood was based on Tiote getting off the train at Sunderland by mistake.
    Sly Stallone once dissed Tiote. Thats where he got his twisted mouth and dodgy voice.

  • 121 shola show // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    Tiote is the reason why We won the world wars

  • 122 ochytoon // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Pardew doesn’t manage Tiote, Tiote manages Pardew

  • 123 Toonboy_84 // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    Tiote drinks diesel cuz he is a mf tank!

    Giraffes were invented when Cheik Tiote uppercutted a horse!

    Cheik Tiote can punch a cyclops between the eye!

    Sorry just had to get involved……lol

  • 124 Toonboy_84 // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    Tiote drinks diesel cuz he is a tank!

    Giraffes were invented when Cheik Tiote uppercutted a horse!

    Cheik Tiote can punch a cyclops between the eye!

    Sorry just had to get involved……lol

  • 125 ochytoon // Sep 29, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Tiote doesn’t go to sleep, sleep goes to Tiote

  • 126 Wandering Geordie // Sep 29, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    When Cabaye and Tiote walk into Sunderland……….Sunderland becomes a ghost town

  • 127 Wandering Geordie // Sep 29, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Sing to the tune of Y ‘viva Espana

    ‘This year we’ar off to watch Cabaye’, Tiote and dave Stanton !!!!!!

  • 128 scottoon // Sep 29, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Barclay’s built a new bank branch in the location of a popular park walking path.

    Tiote held it up…….

    (wait for it)….

    So people could just walk underneath!

  • 129 Alinufc // Sep 29, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    is it funny that the least rated player in our team (i.e. simpson) is the highest rated player in the premier league rankings?

    http://www.premierleague.com/page/PlayerPerformanceIndex

  • 130 mikeashleyisamackem // Sep 29, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    cabaye to save the day ,tiote is a bit naughty

  • 131 mikeashleyisamackem // Sep 29, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    tiote is a pirate with an ak47 for a foot

  • 132 mikeashleyisamackem // Sep 29, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    he shoots ya down

  • 133 Sir Alan // Sep 29, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Cheik Tiote’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Cheik Tiote.
    CHeik Tiote doesn’t wear a watch. Cheik Tiote decides what time it is.

  • 134 TimToon9 // Sep 29, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    Tiote doesn’t sleep, he waits..

  • 135 shamsoftabriz // Sep 29, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    Cabaye has never been turned down for a date. His passes are too accurate.

  • 136 bigdan1980 // Sep 30, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    Tiote can block a toilet with his p!ss




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