Papiss Cisse Has 5 Goals In 6 Games – Carroll 6 In 35

Andy Carroll is unlikely to get a warm reception when he returns to St. James’ Park on Sunday.

Papiss Cisse – has one goal less than Carroll this season

Andy has been interviewed today, and he says he’s a little nervous about the game, but he doesn’t usually start these days for Liverpool, but that may change on Sunday.

This is the former Newcatsle number 9 had to say:

“I don’t usually get nervous but this might be a bit different,” “All of my family and friends will be there but they’re so big on football I’m not sure who they’ll be supporting.”

“It’s great to see Newcastle doing so well,” he said. “I support them, was brought up there and was lucky enough to have played for them. They will always mean something.”

“We need to be higher in the Premier League and I think everyone knows that,” “We know we must win more games at home. But we have done very well in the cups so far, winning the Carling Cup and reaching the semis of the FA Cup. So there has been progress.”

“If we were to win a double in the cups, it would give everyone a massive lift going into next season. As a player, the confidence winning trophies brings is huge. It gives you a lot of pride to say you were a part of Liverpool’s history.”

“I came here to win trophies and medals – but I didn’t think it would happen so quickly.”

So Andy left to win trophies – that’s the first time we’ve heard that one.

Andy has 6 goals in 35 total appearances for Liverpool this season, and he’s hardly been a rip-roaring success at Liverpool.

Those 6 goals include one against Brighton in a 6-1 win, and one against Oldham in a 5-1 win – both FA Cup games – and one in the Carling Cup in the 3-1 win at Exeter City – at St. James Park would you beleive.

So they hardly important goals for Liverpool.

With Demba Ba hitting 16 league goals this season already, and Papiss Cisse, the new Newcastle number 9, getting 5 league goals in his first 6 appearances for the club, we cannot say we’ve missed Andy Carroll one little bit.

In fact the goal scoring record of our two Senegal strikers puts Carroll to shame.

Oh, and we almost forgot to mention it – Newcastle  got £35M for Andy, and the club have since spent a small portion of that money wisely, to build a top side that is 8 points ahead of Liverpool in the league table.

We need to make that 11 points by Sunday evening.

Howay the Lads!!

20 comments so far

  • lewytoon

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:07 AM

    Comment #1

    first comment of the da 🙂 hello everyone

  • eastend toon

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    Comment #2

    am i right in thinking…. if we get 3 wins and 2 draws, that means the bindippers need 7wins?

    so if we draw next week with them, they’ll pretty much need to win all their games if we pick up the relevant points in our run in?

    its early so my maths might be a bit ropey…

    the spring has sprung and its in my step 🙂

  • pbNcl

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    Comment #3

    Andy carroll is rubbish, has to be said. Look at what crouch did last week, carroll could never do anything like that.. So crouch is the better of the two big lads.

    All of our forward 3 against brom are better. Actually can’t believe we got 35m for a 6m striker. Best bit of business we’ve ever done

  • eastend toon

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Comment #4

    with that news MA will no doubt levy that increase onto us eh

    hahah… jokes

  • eastend toon

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Comment #5

    no doubt a negger will think like that though… oops

  • lewytoon

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:12 AM

    Comment #6


    in the summer hope we sign a young striker, hope we sign that young spanish real madrid stiker, need a spanish in the squad, all the top teams have one 😉

    man u – de gea
    chelsea – mata
    man city – silva
    arsenal – (crap) but the have almunia

    not a top team but liverpool have enrique

  • tomtoon7

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:13 AM

    Comment #7

    mornin all,im takin nothin 4granted when it comes2 European qualification but im so hopeful!!! Results of late av helped considerably.Cmon the TOON keep last sundays form goin,fantastic performance.HWTL!!

  • lewytoon

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    Comment #8

    with all the results going right for us for 2 -3 weeks, someone up there wants us to get europe, now we just gotta go and grab our chance

  • Jail for Ashley

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:15 AM

    Comment #9

    Now now Ed,
    AC could hardly come out and say he was pressures into the move and didn’t want to leave in the first place.

  • ~Perchinho the Pheonix~

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    Comment #10


    Which is exactly why someone needs to bring a banner saying.

    “Thanks for the 35mill!”

    Judas chant?

    He can’t score for 5hit
    He can’t score for 5hit
    Andy Caroll
    He can’t score for 5hit

  • FloridaToon

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:32 AM

    Comment #11


    We are up 8 points on them so they would need either 6 wins and a draw(to be level with us) or 7 wins or 6 wins and 2 draws to go ahead of us.

  • jonnymcdonald

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:34 AM

    Comment #12


    Not all good teams need a spaniard.

    But Arsena have Arteta and the toon have Xisco!

  • ToonHeart

    Mar 28, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    Comment #13

    @~Perchinho the Pheonix~: – that would be so cool to see a banner saying “Thanks for the 35mill”. hahaha

  • check the toastie

    Mar 28, 2012 at 11:46 AM

    Comment #14

    Think Carroll still feels gutted that he left the Toon, think he was badly advised by Agent, Nolan etc the lad has had a hard time and for me doesnt deserve any flak, we have done pretty well out of the deal, im sure he would take a pay cut to come back, hope Cisse has one more than him come Sunday afternoon.

  • Jonny

    Mar 28, 2012 at 2:07 PM

    Comment #15

    @14- Totally agree, not all the blame is to be put on Carroll.


    Mar 28, 2012 at 4:02 PM

    Comment #16

    this came to me in a dream – to the tune of … i’m sure you’ll get it.

    How much was that Daglish in the window? – THIRTY FIVE!
    He’s one of your many fails
    How much was that Daglish in the window? – THIRTY FIVE!
    Guess who we bought from that sale…


    Demba 1
    Demba 2
    We’ve got more demba’s than you!
    With a nick nack paddy whack
    Both can score a goal
    Geordie boys from Senegal!

  • geordiejamie89

    Mar 28, 2012 at 4:09 PM

    Comment #17

    @ cheick the toastie- Caroll is a lassy basher, who got away with it. He deserves everything that’s come his way, I hope he gets sold to a Championship team at the end of his contract and dips even further out the limelight.

  • Burni

    Mar 28, 2012 at 10:52 PM

    Comment #18

    Read headline…. All I can think is…..


  • Charlietoon

    Mar 29, 2012 at 12:15 AM

    Comment #19

    All I think is that we should be as humble as possible going into the next game. The pool are coming off two major hidings and I think they will lift there game big time because of the fact they are chasing us. I think Andy will start and he could be a constant menace although Williamson should be big enough to give him a hard time. Gerrard always plays well against us and if Bellamy is playing as well we could be in big trouble at the back. Suarez will be diving all over the place and we all know how the toon love to give up a penalty this season. Psychologically we are their target. Beat us and they are closer to catching us.

    I’d be happy if we can hold them for a draw and maintain the gap over them. That being said I hope our players go into this game with the mentality that we are chasing Chelsea for 5th place. I am glad we are a few points ahead as if we were only one or two I think we’d bottle it.

  • Marcelinho_Bramble

    Mar 29, 2012 at 3:09 AM

    Comment #20

    and SHIT SHOLA AMEOBI got 2 goals in like 100 appearances !!!!!!!!!!!!!


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