A hearing is going on before a disciplinary committee today, into the goings on in the French squad during the Euro 2012 tournament, and the four players involved and giving evidence at the hearing are Newcastle’s Ben Arfa, Manchester City’s Samir Nasri, Renne’s Yann M’Vila and PSG’s Jeremy Menez.
Ben Arfa – in action for France in June
Ben Arfa is being asked to explain his altercation with France manager Laurent Blanc, following the 2-0 defeat by Sweden, a surprise result which meant that England won Group D.
Ben Arfa acted in an inappropriate way in the dressing room after the defeat by Sweden, and was apparently talking on his phone and also started to disagree with some of Laurent Blanc’s comments.
We wonder if he disagrees openly with Alan Pardew in the Newcastle dressing room – he would be wise not to.
It seems the biggest explanations are due from Samir Nasri for a number of inappropriate actions during the tournament – he acted stupidly to the press after scoring against England, and then there was a foul mouthed tirade at a French journalist after the defeat by Sweden.
And that tirade was seen and heard by many youngsters - not too good an example Nasri was setting there, for the French youngsters who idolized him.
And really the new news today, at least for us, is that Ben Arfa’s father, who is attending the hearing, has had problems with his son’s agent for quite some time now, and there was an altercation between the two of them today.
Ben Arfa’s father went into a verbal attack on his son’s agent, Michel Ouazine, and was heard to say the following:
“You stole my son, you stole my son! You have robbed me of my son!” “I haven’t seen my son for five months now. I came here to see him and support him in this matter. I just want my son back.”
And on the other side of the argument Ouazine told this to the AFP:
“Hatem’s dad tried to headbutt me, but I dodged him.” ”He then pushed me from behind. Hatem has not been talking to his dad for quite a while now. He should have a bit of dignity, and leave this kind of madness.”
It’s never good when there are problems like this for a player, and life is just too short to hold grudges.
But it does seem that Ben Arfa isn’t on particularly good relationships with his father, and we only hope they can be cleared up, and maybe Newcastle can help in the matter.
It’s important that Ben Arfa gets this all cleared up soon.
The first thing is so it’s cleared up and it’s daft to let these things fester, and also so that he can concentrate fully on his football, and can show Newcastle fans the great football skills he undoubtedly has been blessed with.
We’re almost certain that Alan Pardew will sit down with Ben Arfa and talk through what happened in the French dressing room, and what the problems are between his father and his agent, and between father and son.
It is expected that the four players will get different length of suspensions from playing for the French National side – with Nasri, looking to get the longest suspension of the four.
But Ben Arfa’s future as a French International - at least in the short term - doesn’t look very good as the new French manager is Didier Deschamps, whom Ben Arfa had significant problems with when they were both at Marseilles, before he finally arrived at Newcastle in August two years ago.
Bottom line – it would be best for everybody concerned if Ben Arfa can get all these problems cleared up asap, and if possible with help from his club - Newcastle United.
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242 responses so far ↓
1 pardew no 1 // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:21 PM
lets get ready to rumble
2 Graeme // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Sounds like a load of “handbags” with a bunch of spoiled brats. They will be given a token slap as fining them is a meaningless gesture and a waste of time and effort.
If Ben Arfa is told he wont be picked for, say, next four internationals, toon will be delighted as it keeps him away from the disruptions.
Anything that lets him concentrate on his “Day-job” playing for NUFC, cant be all bad news!!
Please excuse my cynicism!!
3 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:27 PM
It’s got to be said the french are right fannys
4 mindshaft // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Jeez Ed – you’re getting as bad as the red tops in the UK with your headlines and exaggerated stories
5 mindshaft // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:34 PM
tho fair enough on the content (given thats probably where you’re getting the stories from) theres no excuse for your headlines – you aren’t the sun or the daily mail you know
6 djm... // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Dont see the problem with disagreeing with a manager, one good thing about being a team is having many different opinions to work with. For all we know Ben arfa may have just expressed his opinion and it’s blanc that spat his dummy out.
I have to say, I can’t see pardew being a dictator in the dressing room and I can’t believe that he wouldn’t listen to one of our key or senior players opinion.
7 super magpie // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Oh,how dramatic…
But honestly I hope all this gets sorted out, we need Hatem in the right frame of mind for the start of the season.
8 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Starting to wish Benny had not been called up now like
9 Graeme // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Nasri gets a 3 match ban; Menez gets a one match ban; M’villa and Ben Arfa warned over their conduct.
Handbags, wrists slapped, on we go.
10 JP...from The Rock // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:44 PM
How embarrassing all this must be for Hatem. His father has clearly made the situation worse and even added more bad publicity upon his shoulders.
I think due to all this Hatem will be more determined this year with us to help forget all this nonsense going on with the FFF.
Can’t wait to see him ripping defenses apart in a NUFC shirt again
HWTL
11 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Looking forward to the game tonight ill go for 3-1 to the toon, not going for goalscorers as we aint got a clue who is playing :-/
12 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Where has the respect gone? A few weeks ago I was a feared blogger who always received acknowledgement no matter what I wrote.
Now my posts are met with silence, ignored by the new guys whom are trying to fill the massive void I left in my absence.
Well let me tell you new guys, once beattie25 has been there he leaves a gaping chasm that can not even be filled by 10 men such is his girth.
I have returned to restore order to the blog and ensure that this craziness stops and gives way to intellectual discussions and intelligent talk.
Ignore me at your peril.
So let’s return to the old order starting with this first question.
Who else is shocked that kristen Stewart cheated on Rob?
13 toonLYF // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:09 PM
just get the feeling the bindippers are gonna come out swinging next season, they have good players (and terrible players) but i definitely think they’re strong enough for top 6, based on current squads
14 toonLYF // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:14 PM
has for tonight 3-1 toon, Nicky Butt hattrick
15 G // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Always sad when families are estranged, however, I really only care about his conduct in a toon top, as for his relationship with his father, then it is a family affair and as such, nothing to do with us.
16 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Beattie25
actually beattie i was not in shock you could tell it was coming….
17 Grafton83 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:16 PM
The article seems to suggest that hatem should make up with his Dad and that perhaps the club should help in that.
I have the opposite view on that, it’s a private matter that Hatem can sort out on his own if he wants to. I don’t think the club should have any involvment in that at all unless Hatem asks for support/advice.
Imagine if you went into work on Monday and your boss wanted to talk about your family relationships. No, I say stick to the football, leave family well alone it can cause more harm than good.
18 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:16 PM
http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/newcastle-keeping-an-eye-on-bolton-hotshot/
19 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Batty25….You’re going to have to make an example of someone to regain the same respect / fear you held on here previously.
20 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Sorry, bumchum25
21 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:20 PM
My bad, backdoor25
22 mattnufc // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Hoillet signs for QPR
23 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:21 PM
See what I mean? No respect whatsoever. All of the service you have provided to this blog down the beattie
24 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:22 PM
bloomin beattie………
25 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:22 PM
I’m glad we didn’t get hoilett. Now, I’ve never met him, but I am led to believe his attitude wasn’t quite right and I am glad the days of player over club mentality are over.
26 Gervinho // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:22 PM
I wish I’d signed for NUFC.
27 geordielad95 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Anyone else seen that qpr have signed Junior “money grabbing” Hoilett. Hope he enjoys bottom
Of the table obscurity and relegation (again).
28 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:22 PM
so we move from hoilett
29 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Gervinho…I bet you do. You must learn though that we take these things personally and as such, you shall have to rot at Arsenal. Good day to you.
30 Gervinho // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Now Van Persie is leaving, I will score 30 odd next season and shall prove you wrong! As long as I dont slap Joey Barton again.
QPR have now signed 7 players, they’re becoming the poor man’s Man City.
31 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Must be the pull of London , I mean come on all that hustle and bustle, traffic jams, stabbings and shootings!
32 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:28 PM
i’ve got a lovley bunch of coconuts didlee dee dee there they are standing in a row bom bom bom big ones small ones some as big as your head……
33 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Ibiza and nufc78600016534
I need not ask for your respect as we have earned each others through the tears, blood and natural juices we have shared over the previous season.
However Ibiza you are right. To earn respect you have to make an example. In prison the big bad man always makes a new prisoner his bee-atch to send a warning. This is considered wrong, it’s just a mark of respect.
So who shall I choose? Toonlyf? Valci? G?
The next person to make what I consider to be an idiotic post will be mine.
Evil laugh time
Muhahahaha
34 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:30 PM
NURSE NURSE – Can you see to that lad nufc786
35 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Beattie this aint the WWE, no need to refer to yourself in the third person
36 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifVEg7NepI
nobody knows the troubles i’ve seen nobody knows my sorrows………..
37 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Beattie
I was not shocked at all. It explains how she keeps getting work.
P.S. You’re a dick (come at me brah)
38 toonLYF // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:33 PM
i got munny stax b.i.g.g.a than u beattie
39 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:34 PM
ochy has challenged beattie……..
40 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Big Pappa Cissé
you watched the 1000th raw ???????
41 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Big Pappa…There is always a need to refer to yourself in the 3rd person.
Beattie…Idiotic post, on here? Might be a long long wait.
786…There stands me wife, the idle of me life, singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch…All together now, singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a ppiiiiiTTTCCCHH
Beattie….Does that count as idiotic?
Gervinho…30 goals you say? Shall I place a bet? As to QPR, I fear them as much as you getting 30 goals.
42 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:37 PM
786…Are you watching the bloody lion king?
43 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:38 PM
indeed i am ibiza……….
44 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:39 PM
Ochy and LYF against Beattie. The death match. Commence!
It’s like Christmas come early.
Is there a live link?
45 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:39 PM
@786
No not yet m8
46 check the toastie // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Beattie – you are the heartbeat of this blog undeniably.
Hope that has made you feel better, you needy individual. Are you clingy with everyone or just fellow bloggers.
47 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Ochytoon
I will not challenge you just yet. First I need a Pre season friendly against a wit equal to farmworth town before I have a competitive battle of wits.
Ibiza
None of your posts are mad once deciphered for thier true purpose. I agree with your theory of quantum mechanics hidden amongst your words.
48 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:42 PM
“Can you smell, what Beattie 25 is cookin”
49 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:43 PM
pappa cisse shall i spoil it for you ????
50 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Chiek the toastie
I once called you brother and this is how you betray me? You now that praise is my kriptonite, adulation my weakness. Yet you stab me in my heart when you stabbed me in the back.
Toonlyf
I don’t have a clue what your talking about.
51 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:49 PM
its a small world after all………
52 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Beattie
I need no pre-season matches to battle you for you are the equivalent of Famworth Town! To call out “battle” a game of wits is not dissimilar to a retarded Mormon believing he can run for the American presidency (I bet that’s gone straight over your head). Quite frankly dear Beattie, my intellectual mind is far too developed for you to comprehend and should you do battle with me, you may suffer from diarrhea as a result of your embarrassment.
53 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Beattie25 is cooking a nice cottage pie
54 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:51 PM
ooooohhhhhhhh ochy has made himself heard the reaction from beattie……………
55 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Shit just got real haha
56 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:52 PM
is making cottage pie????????
57 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:52 PM
ANYTHING BUT THAT SONG 786!
Beattie…You are a masterful mind. I am glad someone can decipher the true meaning of my posts. Perhaps when you have some time, you could fill me in
Is “fill me in” leaving myself open too much?
Is “leaving myself open too much” also inviting a spanking?
Is “inviting a spanking”….
58 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:53 PM
Somebody hold me, I can’t stand the tension……ooooo a rainbow
59 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:53 PM
where is the original blog killer…… where is tsunki????
60 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:54 PM
he wouldnt want to miss this……
61 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Ochy…Don’t you think Romney will win then?
62 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Ibiza with sexual inuendo, now there’s a first
63 toonLYF // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Beatty27 – you need not know what i am talking about as i know not what you know but what you know not what i know, you know?
64 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:56 PM
786….I’m fearful this could lead to the final killing of the blog. Previous deaths will be nothing compared to this.
65 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Ibiza
I’d like to think the American people have more brains than to vote for him but who knows. To be honest, I don’t particularly like either candidates but Obama is the lesser of two evils.
66 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Any more news on the Remy or Carroll deal? Or when Mr Good will get a nice shiny shirt?
Also see on twatter that Madrids Sahin is free to leave would be a big coup for us to get him
sounds like its Arsenal though u never know
67 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Ochytoon
Why did you use a retarded Mormon running for the presendency of America as an example?
68 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Beattie
Seriously, do not mess with a guy who’s just been spanked on Football Manager.
69 RedMissionBells // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:01 PM
In my opinion, we should not even be considering the signing of Andy Carroll. The Carroll transfer to Liverpool was the best thing for us. We received a big sum of money and we changed our style of play. Carroll is very much a target man who is not good with his feet. We do not have many players who can play long balls to him. Most of our players these days play a lot of short passes. Also, With Cisse and Ba, we have 2 very good strikers. I would rather we sign a young striker with good potential than to spend big money on Carroll. We need to bolster our defense (Really hoping for Debuchy and a solid centre back to arrive). In midfield, it will be great if we can sign a flair player who can play on the wings. The last thing we need is for a trouble marker such as Carroll to disrupt our team spirit. Carroll is not going to get many games in this current Newcastle team.
70 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:01 PM
I want a brazillian – enjoyed my time in the corner with my sombrero when Mirandina strutted his stuff – La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha………
71 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Beattie
As a comparison of your intellect. You believe you are a god of wisdom. I disagree and so compared it to the belief of Mitt Romney becoming president. Was it too complex for you to understand.
72 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:01 PM
cause i know it…….. you know it……… you know that i know it and i know tht you know tht you know tht i know you know ???????
73 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:03 PM
ooooohhhhhhh ochy has spoken what is beatties reaction
74 NUFCWill1986 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Cisse is so chilled
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/7939394/Cisse-sad-to-miss-Olympics
75 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:03 PM
72 was for ibiza
76 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:03 PM
I now realise that I have misjudged the entire situation.
I have come here seeking respect when all along it was there, waiting for me, unwrapped and inconspicuous, but there nonetheless.
I have made an error though people for I have brought my respect for you to the party.
Ochytoon
I respect a man who gets spanked on FM and doesn’t switch it off and restatt it to ensure every game is won.
Toonlyf
I know
May I say I respect you all!!!!
(please do not read if you are ketsbia9)
77 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Ochy…Agreed. I did however have faith that the last lunatic running wouldn’t get in a second time…that didn’t work out however
Anyway, we have far greater things at hand….Newcastle.
Hotdog…I’m just misunderstood, that is all.
78 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:04 PM
hotdog
you sure you dont need a nurse???????
79 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:05 PM
Football Manager can go and screw itself. I bring in Caicedo and sell Cisse (both strikers) and the other strikers now complain there is too much competition! There is the same number of strikers as before you knobs!
80 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:05 PM
and thus the lesson is learnt
81 pbNcl // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Ben arfa has done nothing but behave in an exemplary manner whilst representing our great club, he has my full support. He is a gent, top bloke
Big ups benny boy !!!!!
82 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Nufc786
I thought you wouldn’t jumped in by now to help me but you just stood there watching it unfold. What happened man?
83 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Hotdog…this is not a waxing blog.
786…that’s some odd tiote banter right there
84 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:09 PM
beattie
i was trying to kill the blog for you….. but it couldnt stand the might of the two bloggers
85 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:09 PM
nufc786 – Always did like the uniform
I wonder how many on this blog can remember those days, getting the metty to game and seeing the sombrero’s down the carriages – haha happy days
86 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:10 PM
i was just a simple spectator of the bout……. 1 on 1 fair bout you know
87 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:11 PM
People must understand that beattie 25 is not the hero this blog deserves, but the one it needs right now. He must protect it from the likes of Ketsbia 9 and scouse trolls
88 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:11 PM
786…tbf…he was challenging both LYF and Ochy. You didn’t have his back. Not cool. Not cool at all.
89 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:12 PM
I HAVE DEFEATED BEATTIE!!!
I AM KING OF THE BLOG!!!
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MINION’S!!!
OCHY’S REIGN OF TYRANNY HAS BEGUN
90 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Big Pappa. Hear hear. No one deserves Beattie25
91 hotdog // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:13 PM
ibiza – I know, I know but there is no footy or transfers to discuss, anyhoo im off to buy a puppy – dont ask!!
92 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:14 PM
ummmmmmmmmm well i would have had his back if lyf starting challenging him but ochy made it clear…… wait wait……….. hey ibiza what about you????????????
93 check the toastie // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:14 PM
I respect your wit and intellect young Beattie, however at times it appears you respect it much more.
However i do not mean to offend, apologies for any taken. Maybe a little full of yourself at times thats all, maybe justified, maybe not. You are the only judge of that.
94 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:16 PM
hey wait wait this was to be beattie finding his respect again ………. this is going to wind up as the return of the king……… again…….
95 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:17 PM
check the toastie
wise words from a wise poster……
96 toonLYF // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy3fuGV1UAg
97 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Ochytoon
I would hardly call it a victory. The record books will never give you credit for what has happened here today and the shouts of the witnesses will fade to but a whisper.
Enjoy your moment for mine is yet to come.
98 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Uh oh, Who will restore order to the blog? Only 5 minutes have passed and Ochy has caved to the pressures of power.
99 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:20 PM
where is ruddy????
100 ToonDownSouth // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Wow. I hope we sign someone soon, for you guys’ sake more than mine.
101 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:20 PM
The king is dead
LONG LIVE THE KING
102 toonLYF // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:22 PM
HEY LOOK THERE’S ELVIS! yo king!
103 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:24 PM
http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/video-newcastles-newest-recruit-reflects-on-toon-switch/
104 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:25 PM
By order of the king*:
- A curfew is now in place; all those found posting after 9:00 PM will be executed.
- All posters found to be criticising the King will be executed.
- Ketsabia will be knighted for his contributions to blog discussion.
- Each post must end in “All Hail King Ochy”.
- Surviellance cameras have been installed in all posters houses. Posters who have been found to remove the cameras or refuse to strip off will be executed.
- All posters must buy T-shirts from Sports Direct displaying their affection for Mike Ashley. A Newcastle jersey with “Mike Ashley no. 1 is also acceptable.
- Ibiza will move from Ibiza to Hull.
These official decrees are to be followed to the letter and should any of rules be broken, the offender will be executed.
105 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:25 PM
oh dear
106 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:28 PM
Relating to previous post:
*Not an actual king. Ochytoon accepts no liability for any injury, diarrhea or death caused by following his rules. Terms and conditions apply, results may vary.
107 ~Debuchery on a Dreamboat~ // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:29 PM
All Hail king Itchy
Now back to reality~, Drenthe anyone? Free transfer, BPL experience, Only 25. Can play LB and LW. I reckon he could be a very useful squad player.
108 ~Debuchery on a Dreamboat~ // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Anyone else think Curtis Good looks a bit like Robert?
109 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:31 PM
I will not bow down to the Tyrant that is Ochytoon, Kim Jong Ill was less of a dictator
110 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Debuchery
You shall be executed for the misspelling of my name. You may appeal against this court order.
111 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:32 PM
the resistance …………………… pappa cisse i will join
112 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Sir Ochy blah blah….I was reading through your wonderful list and was quite excited about your reign. However, I am sure you know where I have a problem.
I shall fight you to the death. You wont know how, you wont know when, but I always get my man!
Blog civil war people. I call Black and White stripes! Na na na na na
113 ~Debuchery on a Dreamboat~ // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:33 PM
The I and the O are beside one another on the keyboard.
Thats my defence.
114 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Debuchery….Now’s the time to fight! We may have no blog left by morning.
But yeah, seems a good shout. I wonder if Pards and Co are looking at him? We haven’t heard him mentioned, so probably a good chance he’s en-route!
115 ToonDownSouth // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:34 PM
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/7941925/Magpies-eye-up-Williams
Would be interesting. Strange though. Swansea have no need to sell – they’re in a really good place financially.
116 nimo // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Drenthe is on real Madrid wages so doubt were looking at him wi ashleys wage budget
117 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:35 PM
ummmmmmmmm nows the time to pick sides…….. so…….. who to pick…………
118 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:35 PM
BPC
Your puny resistance shall be crushed for I have the might of TDS and WWYCD on my side*
Ibiza
I would like to see you try, I have seen many an action movie sir and am totally prepared to imitate what I’ve seen on TV.
119 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:36 PM
For anyone against the reign of Kim Jong Ochytoon and happen to read this stay strong and remember
YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE
120 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:36 PM
ToonDownSouth
always thought williams was a decent cb
121 nimo // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:36 PM
We’ve been linked with ashley Williams for last 3 yr so mayb a bit of truth in there
122 ~Debuchery on a Dreamboat~ // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:36 PM
@Nimo.
He was released by Madrid. If we go in for him and offer decent wages and nobody else comes in for him.. his only choice would be to sign up or be clubless.
123 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:36 PM
ok, what the absolute FUNK is going on in here :S
124 Beattie25 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:37 PM
I’m going to wait it out to see who wins before surrendering my allegiance to anyone.
As the disposed former king I must say I hope you all lose!
125 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:39 PM
oh, i see. Bloggitary coup. In which case, I call for a democracy, controlled by the senate
126 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:39 PM
beattie i would just like to say………………………………………………………. im sorry your reign was too short……. i should have done more forgive me (before i break down……… and cry all night…..)
127 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:39 PM
TDS
It says big money offers so I doubt we are gonna get him haha pretty good defender though and knows how to pass a ball out from the back. I rarely watched Swansea but I don’t recall MoTD calling him out for making mistakes
I wouldn’t be against him coming in
128 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:40 PM
I would take Drenthe like, almost identical to Hoilett in playing styles. Only problem is that he is a bit of a hothead, last year he refused to train for Everton but I am sure Pards can tame him
129 ToonDownSouth // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:40 PM
nufc786
Yeah, I remember last summer.
nimo
He’s a fantastic player – I just don’t see Swansea selling, or him wanting to leave Swansea.
It’s odd. Maybe it’s just to let Douglas know that we do have other targets.
130 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:40 PM
i am Markaccus Antonius McConvillus, user of a murdered blog, drinker of some canny beer, and i will have my revenge in this life or the next.
131 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:41 PM
yup drenthe always had dicaplinary problems
132 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Ochy
I have always been a mercenary fella so am behinded the highest bidder
133 nimo // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Debauchery true but last i heard feyenord were in for him.. His also abit hot headed getting involved wi race row wi messi race row.. Going awol while at everton twice.. Angling for a move to Liverpool while at everton lol
134 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Well, If we’re talking Kings, there has always been a king on here and that is Yo. Granted it was back in the days of WWJBD, but still, it’s the way it is.
Ochy….You may have the action movie knowledge, but I have…ermm…damn. I have nothing. Give me a minute and I’ll find something!
135 nimo // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Tds i can’t see them selling either … Wouldnt sell him last yr when he was unproven in the prem so his value will now of gone up tenfold after last year.. Would take a daft bid to get him i think
136 ToonDownSouth // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Didn’t Drenthe show up to training drunk?
Or have I pulled that out of my arse?
137 Kyo // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:48 PM
We’re linked with Ashley Williams. I say get him instead of Douglas.
138 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:49 PM
you pulled a drunk Drenthe out of your arse? what the hell else is up there?
139 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Ok, I have some blu-tac, paperclips and an old pot of white out. Maybe I shouldn’t be looking in my stationary drawer.
Right then, off to the sock drawer
140 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Don’t suppose you have a sleeping messi in your ear? send him to the toon lol
141 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Ibiza
Haha ull turn this into a Game of Thrones issue going on with talk like that
142 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Yeah I’m bored of this now. As king of the blog I hereby resign and abdicate as King. In my place I nominate Ketsabia as new Almighty Blogger.
It was a fun 30 minute ride hey guys? I can’t sit idly by whilst my people continue to plot and conspire against me. It’s up to you to run the comments section of the NUFC Blog now. As I part, please be aware that I have emptied all of your bank accounts to fund my abdication to Aruba.
143 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:51 PM
i expect there will be socks in it, ibiza
144 ToonMauritius // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Plenty of War-Lords on the blog today
145 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:52 PM
OK, now that was embarrassing. Must clean that out sometime.
OK ochy, it saddens me to say it, but I admit defeat and I am removing my clothing now.
Would you care for me to jiggle around a bit?
146 JackButler // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Afternoons lads, can anyone clear something up for me?
I keep reading that we are going to push through on our top three targets for this season but the only player that I know we are really after is Debuchy?
So who are the other two?
147 gonufc (up and Hatem) // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:52 PM
As long as QPR don’t get Saint Paul I don’t mind. His Austrian hair will inspire us all.
148 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:53 PM
NO! the blog shall be controlled by senators Beattie, Ibiza, Ochytoon, WW**D (the ** is replaced by the initials of a new player each week, by order of the prime minister (me)) and head of the senate will be ketsbaia
149 Rotonda heights // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Red mission bells
very true but trying telling that to valci and beddersmag.
150 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:54 PM
WTF. Another leader leaving me behind? I know I come across level headed (ha – that made me chuckle), but I really cannot handle this constant abandonment.
Kets mate, please treat me better than the rest of these heartless people.
151 leavemyarselona // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:54 PM
TDS do u think victor moses would be a good signing id love to see us sign him
152 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Ibiza
If you could pour a bottle of water over yourself that would be great…
JB
Once again you have returned to our land. In answer to your question, no one has a clue as to what we’re doing.
153 JackButler // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:56 PM
ochy – Same as always then mate
154 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:57 PM
ok, shouldn’t someone upload some hard pumping techno music to this blog?
155 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Hungry… I want to make some Sweet and Spur Chicken but it takes like 10/15 minutes. I don’t think I can last that long.
156 JackButler // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:57 PM
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11731/7941925?
157 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:58 PM
dum tss dum tss dum tss dum tss dum tss, dumf dumf dumf, dooba dooba dooba dooba
158 ToonDownSouth // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Didn’t Whelan say that Moses could leave for £10m?
In todays market that doesn’t seem too bad. He’s got no end product whatsoever though haha.
159 ToonDownSouth // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Jack – At least scan the comments to check it hasn’t been posted (;
160 pizzicatochan // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:59 PM
we are linked to Ashley Williams before. take.that as a pinch of salt.
161 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Mark…A self elected prime minister? Stinks my good sir, stinks to the high heavens.
162 JackButler // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:00 PM
TDS – Sorry mate, its been a long week and I’m tired
163 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Markaccus
Senator WW**D haha interesting
Though aren’t senators voted in? Very democratic approach though mate good on ya
164 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:01 PM
@ibiza, well its better than self proclaimed emperor
and i did say the blog was to be controlled by the senate, with kets as chief senator. im just a figure head, honest :p
165 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:01 PM
I appreciate the fact that many are choosing to ignore our ramblings and continuing with normal debate. Good job guys, don’t let us get in your way, we’re like the drunk girl lying on the side of the street on a Friday night. Just step over us and try not to abuse us as you pass.
166 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:03 PM
yes WWSHAD (what would shola ameobi do) i just want a rome….i mean blog that serves the people
167 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Hmmm….I’m sketstical (in honour of our head of senate), but will trust your word in the name of the blog.
Right then, that’s that cleared up. Have we signed anyone yet?
Ochy….No water about, would gravy work just as well?
168 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:04 PM
WWPSD??? I’d say 10 points to the person who guesses, but it’s a never ending theme on here lately, so -10 points for the one who guesses.
169 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:05 PM
lmao @ ‘would gravy work’!
All i can see is that Debuchy looks like its on again, other than that, just the williams thing you lot have already posted
170 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Markaccus
Am not worthy enough so use the name of the Big Sho lads a icon after all.
Anyway what’s the likelyhood of us signing Williams then lads?
171 nufc786 // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:05 PM
from king to senates………….
172 JackButler // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Ibiza – Pavel Srní?ek
173 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:07 PM
I think we’ve all forgotten something….there is one King of this blog. All hail King Ed!
174 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:08 PM
JB, hello there. I’m afraid not. Still too early for clues. I have faith in you guys to get this one. It’s really not too far a stretch…honest
175 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:09 PM
its only for a week, next week you are WWTKD (our cheif senator). I think signing williams will be confusing. williams and williamson. i have a headache just thinking about the comentary
176 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Ibiza
Paul Scharner
177 Hatem's better than Messi // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:11 PM
I haven’t read all the comments on this article.
The headline and content are inexcusable.
Without the word allegedly in the title or in the description of the alleged verbal and physical confrontation, Ed is repeating third-party hearsay as the truth.
Come on Ed you can exaggerate about transfers and go tabloid on football rumours but this is more serious and should be treated that way.
178 JackButler // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Ibiza – Is it a dyslexic Pappis Sisse?
Sorry if that offends anyone
179 leavemyarselona // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Decent player and got pace i think hed be alot better in better team am sure hed notch at the toon haha would you have him at toon
180 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:13 PM
oh ffs hatem…. really?
181 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:14 PM
JackB, im affendid. its not nise too saiy that abowt peepul
182 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:15 PM
lmao, that gave my browser’s spell check a heart attack!
183 JackButler // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Markaccus
)
184 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Markaccus
Am guessing Tim Krul next week then?
Haha much like the Naylor Raylor and Saylor issues of last summer
185 gonufc (up and Hatem) // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I’ve wondered for ages what WWYCD meant, think I’ve finally realised
186 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Ochy…You have shown that you truly are a great leader. Congratulations. Minus 10 points.
JB….I’ll give you 5 points for your effort
187 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Hatem’s Better…If you didn’t like the article title then for gods sake don’t read the comments. I beg of you.
188 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:19 PM
Hatem
I don’t see ur objection to the article tbh what’s the big problem u have with it? Seems a fair piece on the matter imo
189 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Gonufc
Haha
190 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:21 PM
WWYCD, nah Timouri Ketsbaia of course!
191 super magpie // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:21 PM
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS????
192 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:22 PM
Ben Arfa In The Dock – He was in fact, in the dock.
Father In Altercation With His Agent – Would seem that too, in fact happened.
Ed, please stop this madness immediately.
193 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:24 PM
reporting things that happened?!?! ive seen anything like it in all my life. next Ed will be saying the earth is round, and that it revolves around the sun!
194 pardews plan B // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:25 PM
Todays childhood footballer of the day is hristo stoichkov………………..stoichkov!
195 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:25 PM
is the game on telly tonight?
196 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:26 PM
PPB, now that guy could play a bit of footie
197 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:30 PM
ok, how about this one…. WWJAFM(QB)D…..the QB in brackets was his nickname, and he wasn’t a toon player. 100 points. you can google or wiki if you like, as unless you have some idea it wont help lol
198 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:31 PM
Toons playing tonight? How the heck did I miss that? Who and when?
199 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:33 PM
Yo…You must keep on top of your med’s mate. It’s in your best interest.
Mark….Challenge accepted.
200 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:34 PM
ok, just checked on nufc.com. its olymiakos at 8:45 portugese time, which conveniently is also gmt
201 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:34 PM
A sweet 30 seconds later…
Mark…Challenge failed.
202 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I have returned from the kitchen with gifts of the Orient.
203 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:37 PM
its just a footballer i remembered from CM2 97/98 lol portuguese player if it helps
204 Davidexdx // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Sorry to go off topic but jst read hoilett had signed for QPR!!!
205 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:38 PM
chinese takeaway then, ochy?
206 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:38 PM
Mark…Oh right, that one. Yeah, I still have no idea
207 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Ibiza
Haha cheeky get.
Mark
Cracking lad that’s my night sorted then
208 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:39 PM
Joaquim Alberto Ferreira Machado, aka Quim Berto
209 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:40 PM
And the Children of Newcastle were safe for another evening.
210 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:40 PM
The portuguese love their quim
211 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Markaccus
Nope, made Sweet and Sour all on me Todd.
212 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:41 PM
Well done Mark…you got it!
Don’t recall the name whatsoever, so shall not be too hard on myself, but some punishment shall be administered
213 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:42 PM
erm, if its going to involve the gravy again i@d rather remain unaware of the punishment
214 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Is “Todd” a Geordism for male genitalia?
215 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Mark…No, it’s back to the sock drawer for me.
216 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Ibiza
Hey now don’t fall back into the trap of that joke
Is it likely to be a full squad tonight? Or still the kids getting in the mix?
217 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:43 PM
ahh, i never cook chinese. i tend to cook chilli’s and other mexican treats. i also cook curry but i use a jar for that, so its kind of cheating lol
218 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:45 PM
Yo…Wouldn’t dream of it.
Supposed to be taken a little more seriously tonight. We’re also playing tomorrow, so I’d expect a 50/50 split between normal starters and youth.
219 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:45 PM
its probablly a half and half, WW. We play tomorrow night as well so i suppose all the squad will be used
220 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Ashley Williams isn’t better than Saylor. We need a centre half to go straight into the first team (i.e. Douglas/Sakho/Aldereweild).
Don’t rate Williams at all. It would be a waste of money and time signing him. Buying players from foreign leagues is the way forward.
221 nufc_eire // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:47 PM
http://football-talk.co.uk/66163/nuri-sahin-agrees-loan-move/
God I really hope (but not likely) that we’ve agreed the loan deal!
Sahin – Tiote – Cabaye midfield would be unreal!!
222 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:48 PM
And what about fullfilling our quota of home grown players, oh Ketsbaia9, lord of all you survey. And surely we must keep some money back for Paul Scharner?
223 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:48 PM
2 games in 2 days? Madness I say! It Braga tomorrow? Haha made my day finding out we are playing tonight
Last question is it a proper stadium or like the ones we have played in so far?
224 ochytoon // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Mark
Mexican food you say? How hard is it to cook? Don’t like curry so I don’t mind that you cheat haha.
Ibiza
I’m not a Geordie. On me Todd means on my own.
225 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Kets…I don’t think we’re looking for “better” than Taylor, just someone that isn’t as injured as much. If Stevie could stay fit, i’d be happy with him starting for us each and every week.
226 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:50 PM
its a mini cup comp, WW. I think it’s being held at one of the potuguese big club grounds
227 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:51 PM
Ochy…I know what it means, was only having a bit of fun with your comment…apparently an epic fail
Where are you from, where do you live?
Yo…Yes, Braga tomorrow. Poor darlings, 2 games within 24 hours. I think they’re playing in someones back garden tonight, but not 100% sure.
228 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:53 PM
I think we need a decent centre half. That’s where our main problem is. I expect us to sign a better player than Ashley Williams. He’s over 26. Got to pay out £6m plus for one.
229 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:53 PM
mexican is pretty easy to cook…. 1) oil. 2)fresh chilli, garlic and onion (all to taste) 3) wait until it stops going “tssss” (when the water is nearly gone) but keep it moving, burned garlic tastes like a dead rhinos arse.
230 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:53 PM
BBC. Newcastle reckon Sunderland are after Seydou Doumbia hahaha. As if
231 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:55 PM
Mark
Cushty proper stadium proper squad proper opponents ah how I’ve missed match day excitment
Ibiza
2 games in 24hours? Vuckic and Saylor will be broken again by Sunday. Haha Ronaldo renting out his back garden to the Toon eh?
232 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:56 PM
now fry off your protien (you can pre brown some mince if you want to take the fat off it first> once its sealed you can add your firmer vegies. then a tin of tomatoes once they have softened slightly. if you’re wanting to use it in tortillas you need it to dry up a bit so simer with no lid. you can anything you like to it like mushrooms and kidney beans, these are softer so dont neet too much cooking
233 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:57 PM
We’re after everyone. Hopefully, we can tie up 3/4 within a week. It’s decision making time.
234 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:57 PM
Kets…Agreed. We need a decent CB for sure. I would say on a par with Stevie. I too don’t see A. Williams being the player we’re after, at 27 not really going to improve greatly imo, but could be wrong.
We may well have to pay £6m+, but given our scouting network, I wouldn’t say it’s a must.
235 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 5:58 PM
mixed herbs ( i use an itallian mix, personal pref) cumin. stock cube to match whichever meat you use. all added to taste
236 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Yo….It doesn’t look too good for them
Mark…Can we make this a regular thing on here? Cooking with Mark between 6.30pm and 7pm?
Kets…We’re certainly linked with everyone
237 WWYCD // Jul 27, 2012 at 6:01 PM
Ochytoon
Pot noodle add boiling water to the pot add soy sauce wait too cool eat happy days that’s my input on cookery corner
238 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 6:03 PM
i want to be Gordon Ramsey though, if we do it. Its Fookin RAWWWWW! f off, yes?
239 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 6:04 PM
hmm, it wont let me post any Gordon Ramsey comments lol
240 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 6:05 PM
Its fkn raww!! fk off, yes? Big boy? DONE!
241 Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand // Jul 27, 2012 at 6:07 PM
Mark…was that Ramsey or a bedroom experience?
242 Markaccus // Jul 27, 2012 at 6:09 PM
both i think lmao.although it appears to last about 5 seconds, i can do it twice in that time :s
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