Written by Dr. Ed Harrison
8:19pm Thursday, August 23rd, 2012
Commented 157 times
Name | League | Cups | Total |
---|---|---|---|
Isak | 10 | 4 | 14 |
Wilson | 8 | 1 | 9 |
Gordon | 7 | 0 | 7 |
Longstaff | 4 | 1 | 5 |
Almiron | 3 | 2 | 5 |
Schar | 4 | 0 | 4 |
Joelinton | 3 | 0 | 3 |
Barnes | 2 | 2 | 3 |
Guimaraes | 3 | 0 | 3 |
Burn | 2 | 1 | 3 |
Botman | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Murphy | 1 | 1 | 2 |
Miley | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Lascelles | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Trippier | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Tonali | 1 | 0 | 1 |
The following policies should be taken into consideration before commenting:
An update on my health situation - we have terminated the PluVicto treatment halfway through, because of the severity of the side effects - diarrhea, vomiting, and acid reflux.
And there was no evidence the treatment was having any positive effect in stopping the prostate cancer from spreading in the bones.
There are no treatments left for me to go on.I will go into home hospice care now and will have a hospice nurse visit me at home regularly to ensure I am as comfortable as possible and we will treat the side effects of the treatments I have had.
It's down the final stretch now, and I have run out of treatments, and nature will now take its course.
I hope Newcastle can get many wins this season from now on, and I am at peace with all of this.
Thanks for all your help through the years - it's very much appreciated
Ed Harrison
157 comments so far
Tonytoon73
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Comment #41Ibiza nice reply mate. Ha ha
ToonDownSouth
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Comment #42WWYCD
Oh also, I found another positive from the game –
The ‘James Tavernier is a better RB than Danny Simpson’ brigade will hopefully be hushed for a while (;
Although now Taylor scored 1 free kick, it’ll be him instead.
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Comment #43TDS
where did you get your tickets for??
Ruddy Marveaux-lous
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Comment #44He seems to have gone now anyway.
Despite doing my best to get a rise from him, by disputing his intellect and mental capacity, he flatly refuses to engage with me. Can’t figure him out.
darrenfletcher88
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:54 PM
Comment #45WWYCD,really mate??
toonarmydownsouth
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Comment #46Ibiza
More Q and A
On a warm summers eve where do you enjoy eating a nice plate of potch?
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Comment #47Tony…I do my best ๐
Yo….Ah yes the sh*t hitting the proverbial fan. Relegation looms. Ashley is a money grabbing toss pot. Pardew is a clueless puppet. Think that pretty much covers it. Oh wait, Beardo is still being a prat.
What next?
WWYCD
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:55 PM
Comment #48TDS
Aww u missed my afternoon of fun? Nope I dont want the lad to get a extension imo in 2 years time he wont have a place at the club if we keep evolving like we have been only reason to keep him is if we are worried that further investment in better players wont be made which is niave (again imo)
Just think he is a average player who will end up being pushed off the bench within the time frame of his current contract so I dont see any reason to extend it
Tonytoon73
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Comment #49eaststand give up the drink you piss head. Who do you think you are me? Lol
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Comment #50Tads….I would never eat potch on a warm summers night…more of a winter thing with lots of gravy. Honestly, think before you ask me questions.
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Comment #51Tony
Its not my fault the toon has drove me to it and it gets me all muxed up ๐
Ruddy Marveaux-lous
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Comment #52@43
You’re pathetic Beardo.
WWYCD
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:58 PM
Comment #53TDS
Haha yeah Tav will now be considered only slightly better than Simmo rather than 10x the player after that performance ๐
darrenfletcher88
Really what mate?
Ibiza
Now ur getting it, ur in with the clique now ๐
Beattie25
Aug 23, 2012 at 8:59 PM
Comment #54Fake Ruddy answer me this:
Why do you avoid any interaction with your fellow bloggers?
You ate the worst kind of piss taker. Your a coward.
It’s not even funny copying someone never mind keeping up the pretence and reciprocating it every day.
God your boring.
Cock
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Comment #55I actually miss beardo pretending to be Peter himself. At least then you could say “shame you’re so ugly” and he’d pretend to be upset….ahhhh, the good old days.
toonarmydownsouth
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Comment #56Ibiza
Hmmm
Your clearly not living it up properly over there lad a potch paella is somewhat of a specialty!
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Comment #57Beardo…Listen to Beattie, he knew how to hold down an alter ego with pure class ๐
Yo….Cliques you say. In that case Ruddy and I will have to bully you off for not wanting wor Perchinho to get a new contract. Now run along, before me and the 2 ruddy’s sort you out ๐
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Comment #58Potch is a poo so ibiza likes poo with gravy lol
Just googled it on urban dictionary it has a few different meanings
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Comment #59tads…..potch paella. Sir, I salute you. I have no desire to think of a witty response. Nothing but respect ๐
toonarmydownsouth
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Comment #60WWYCD
Steady now simmo did cost us champions league!
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:04 PM
Comment #61eaststand…Really? Ha ha . Brilliant. Yes, I love poo with gravy. There, I admit it.
WWYCD
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Comment #62Ibiza
Right thats it me clique vs ur clique, sundown 5 days time St James car park…we will see who will rule this blog ๐
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:05 PM
Comment #63Yep you need to have a look and brush your teeth your breath is potching lol ๐
WWYCD
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Comment #64toonarmydownsouth
I like to think of it as Simmo placed us in a competition that we had a sensible chance of progressing in ๐ Willo agreed at that was that
Tonytoon73
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Comment #65Beattie i agree with you there, but don’t put him in the same category as me COCK howay that’s what you call me. Lol
Beattie25
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Comment #66Exactley Ibiza
I Allowed myself to be consumed by my alter ego that was an original creation.
The actors would call it immersion, method acting, schziophrenia.
Your just a bug fat copy cat.
Ruddy Marveaux-lous
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:06 PM
Comment #67Ah, I’ve let Beattie off his leash now, he’s coming to get you with all his enthusiasm for using erroneous lexicon, like a puppy dog on a vinyl floor, falling flat on it’s face and attempting to speed off once more, only to tumble again.
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Comment #68Tads
Dont forget willo helped him
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Comment #69Yo…I thought you’re clique was just you. You could always tweet Barton…he likes a scrap.
As for me, I do my bullying on the blog….apparently.
eaststand…..Makes sense as to why I talk such sh*t then really, doesn’t it ๐
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Comment #70Ibiza
Yep you just spout potch all over the blog ๐
Big Pappa Cissรฉ
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Comment #71My blog name is patented so anyone that tries to immitate me can expect a call from my lawyer sharpish ๐
WWYCD
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:10 PM
Comment #72Ibiza
It is….I wasent going to show up ๐ boom moral victory
Well if theres a place to be a bully its certainly on a sports blog based entirely on Newcastle United u sly devil!
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:11 PM
Comment #73eaststand…I’m really glad I jumped in on this potch thing….get the feeling it will linger around me…much like the smell of potch. Ah well
darrenfletcher88
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Comment #74Are u saying ya disappointed with what went on in Europe tonight??
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Comment #75Ibiza
Sh*t happens mate
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Comment #76Yo….I hit the CBBC blogs too…..nothing makes me feel better than putting kids in their place ๐
Moral victory? Ha. That ship sailed many moons ago mate.
Beattie25
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Comment #77Fake Ruddy
You created a startling image of the deep emotional plight I find myself on a daily basis.
I thank you for summing up my life in less words than it takes to describe a second hand bucket on eBay.
I’ll sum up your life without the need for metaphorical bull shit.
Sad, lonely and full of perverse chuffing.
Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:14 PM
Comment #78Right, now we’ve finished discussing sh*t, shall we get back to tonight’s performance…oh wait ๐
eaststandgeordie1982
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Comment #79Ibiza
See you cant get away from it, we could of had a harder game to play so im happy we are in the driving seat at home we will play a stronger team and rip them to bits.
Ruddy Marveaux-lous
Aug 23, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Comment #80Fake Ruddy
Surely one of the purposes of imitating me is to slowly erode my reputation in a believable manner. Coming out with statements like “looks like I’ve let Beattie off his leash again…” only serves to show you up.