Newcastle Super-Hero – Whey Aye Man – Unveiled


Initial warning – this article is not meant to be taken too seriously.

Newcastle have unveiled a new superhero – who will undoubtedly be a huge advantage in our both in the Premier League games and in Europe too, and he should help us to move up the league table quickly, and even win the Europa league this season – it’s the new superhero Whey Aye Man.

Whey Aye Man – Newcastle United super-hero – he plays on the right wing
But it looks like Alan Shearer to us

And for those uninitiated in the Geordie dialect Whey Aye Man – means simply – well – yes – but Geordies have a way with words and this rather beautiful phrase replaces the rather bland yes.

And it rivals – “I’m ganning Yem” as one of the really great Geordie phrases.

For instance you will get a whey aye man if you ask any Geordie if we’ll hammer Sunderland two weeks come Sunday,  and you always get a whey aye man – when a Geordie is asked if  they would like another pint in the local pub – top scientists at Newcastle University have recently  discovered it ‘s all in the DNA  – the Geordie DNA.

This is great news and our inside information is that there was an internal battle going on within the club between the super hero and Spiderman,  and a certain Jonas Gutierrez was said to be particularly keen on Newcastle adopting the Spiderman outfit.

Perhaps the Argentine thought he could play Spiderman – no – that cannot be true – that would be too daft – Jonas would need more than that mask of his to do that.

The Whey Aye Man outfit has been unveiled by Newcastle United this week – with his black and white wig and mask, ripped physique (I wouldn’t need that part of the outfit), and club y-fronts (yes – I’ll need them) – which look terrific.

It’s probably going to be a favorite for the upcoming Halloween, but that puts me in just a little bit of a dilemma, as I had my heart set on that Elvis Presley outfit, and that black wig and sideburns look just great, and I even know all the words to  “I’m All Shook Up.”

And after all I’ve been practicing “thank you very much, I’ll do my very best” for about forty years now – or is it fifty?

Oh well – decisions decisions – they have to be made.

Newcastle have just released the outfit and it’s priced at a competitive £49.99,  and we expect to see a few of them at the game against Manchester United on Sunday – and they should scare the living daylights out of the Red Devils players – and that has to be good.

The Whey Aye Man outfit is available to buy in Newcastle club stores and Shearer’s Bar.

We leave you with just one question – where’s the Whey Aye Woman’s outfit?

That could be some outfit, and my wife Madeleine would look great in it – for sure.

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38 comments so far

  • Conaldo (The Wizard)

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    Comment #1

    Whey aye man. Whey aye, whey aye man.

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  • pawl250

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    Comment #2

    My team,

    ——————– Elliot ———————
    ————————————————-
    Simpson — Willo — Perch — Ferguson
    ————————————————-
    —– Anita — Cabaye — Bigi ———–
    ————————————————-
    Obertan ——– Cisse ——- Marveaux

    Obertan and Marveaux have licence to roam. They will also have no defensive obligation as they will stop full backs running forward. This means they are NOT a liability in our half.

    Cabaye can move forward knowing he has defensive cover in Bigi and Anita.

    Ferguson can have a chance to shine.

    Cisse can attempt to gain confidence after being a shadow of the player he was last season.

    Cabaye/Simpson need match fitness.

    Anita has his chance in centre midfield his ‘preferred’ position.

    Bigi gets more experience, he deserves his place. Arguably Tiote could play to get fitness levels up. I do think it wouldnt be wise to push him with him having alot of injuries recently.

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  • bollance

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:08 PM

    Comment #3

    Fraser Forster in England squad

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19828475

    Think that is 3 geordies in the squad – carrick, Carroll and Forster

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  • bollance

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:10 PM

    Comment #4

    If we can flog a thousand of these outfits then we pay xisco’s wages for a week!

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  • Mister Tuff

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    Comment #5

    I wonder who manufactures the “whey aye man” oufit -Sports Direct??????

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  • pawl250

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    Comment #6

    Should we be winning say 2-0 with 20 minutes to go I would love to see Shola and Campbell make an appearance.

    The big/small duo is what Campbell thrives on. I would probably look to take Cabaye and Cisse off (save them for Utd). It would certainly give him the chance to shine!

    Give the lad a chance he has scored ALOT of goals in the reserves. We can only make him better playing against top players so earlier in his playing career!

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  • Mister Tuff

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:11 PM

    Comment #7

    I wonder who manufactures the “whey aye man” outfit -Sports Direct??????

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  • bollance

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:12 PM

    Comment #8

    #nufc v #bordeaux visitors will name a strong side not least because match live on W9 owned by M6 who own Bordeaux
    12:39pm – 4 Oct 12

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:13 PM

    Comment #9

    How do you pronounce that?

    …I fail to see what’s fun about it?

    Disclaimer: can we please have some Oxford English on this blog 😉 lol

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  • steveno7

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    Comment #10

    If ryan shawcross is in the england squad surely ST must be close .
    Cmon ryan shawcross? hes ok but not an international is he .
    Think ST should be there when fit .

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  • Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    Comment #11

    I wonder if whey aye man can fill in at CB? Hair isn’t too dissimilar to captain Colo.

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  • Conaldo (The Wizard)

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    Comment #12

    Brickies chippies every trade, German built and British made.

    Okey, enough mark knopfler from me.

    I will be back on just before the match when we all join in criticising obertan and Simpsons inclusion in the team. Can’t wait! 🙂

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  • Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:21 PM

    Comment #13

    Conaldo…Don’t forget Willo. You may also want to work on some material as to why Benny wasn’t started. Perhaps some notes about various formations and why they can never work.

    Catch you later.

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  • rainrix

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    Comment #14

    Jesper… Do you mean whey aye man? If so its pronounced why i man. Its just a geordie/northern saying basically. For lack of a better explanation it basically means yes 🙂

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:25 PM

    Comment #15

    Okay I just stumbled upon something funny. Do you guys know what someone from Hartlepool is called in Geordie?

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  • Conaldo (The Wizard)

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:25 PM

    Comment #16

    Ibiza – don’t worry I’ve had that prepared for weeks, that’s what I’m leadin with. Need to work on my insults for anyone who dares to suggest we just support the players regardless of who they are? Fools. 🙂

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  • Conaldo (The Wizard)

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    Comment #17

    Jesper – monkey hanger?

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  • JAMSHA

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    Comment #18

    Newcastle v Bordeaux Live On Tensports India At 12:30 am

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    Comment #19

    Rainrix…thanks mate ;D

    …and can we please have some ‘received pronunciation’ on here now ;D lol

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    Comment #20

    Wizard…I almost shit my pans when I read that 😀 lol

    …I want Hartlepool in the PL (that’s much more fun than a Mackem or a Smoggie 😀

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  • Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Comment #21

    Wizard….Good man, always one step ahead of the game….ha, as are most people with their assessments of how people have played.

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  • Conaldo (The Wizard)

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Comment #22

    Jesper – aye it’s great! It’s because ages ago they executed a monkey because they thought it was a French guy 🙂

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    Comment #23

    Wizard…and that story just got a hell of a lot more funny 😀 lol

    …we really got to get Hartlepool in the PL. How fun would that be – just imagine the name calling and banter 😀

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  • Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    Comment #24

    Sh*tt*ng a pan has gotta be pretty painful like. Jesper, you’re supposed to empty the contents of the pan in to a plate or bowl and then eat the food only.

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    Comment #25

    Ibiza…it’s a silent t 😉 you know pan(t)s lol

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  • Conaldo (The Wizard)

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    Comment #26

    http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger

    Right I’ve really got too go now.
    🙂

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  • Conaldo (The Wizard)

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    Comment #27

    To*

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  • Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    Comment #28

    Jesper….I am thankful to have you on the blog correcting us with our English language mistakes. Certainly takes the pressure off 🙂

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    Comment #29

    Ibiza…look who is ‘Mr. fitting kitchen’ now just because he cooked Mexican the other day ;D

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  • jesperfuglsang

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    Comment #30

    Ibiza…I am glad I could help 🙂

    …and just imagine someone appointed me grammar-police the other day…guess the joke is on them 🙂 lol

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  • Ibizatoon - Back by popular demand

    Oct 4, 2012 at 12:39 PM

    Comment #31

    Jesper…..Just one of my many talents…along with….ermmm….oh…no not that….i’ll get back to you.

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  • steveno7

    Oct 4, 2012 at 1:16 PM

    Comment #32

    @conaldo
    t monkey was hung from a tree as they thought it to be a russian spy actually.

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  • Lynxie

    Oct 4, 2012 at 3:02 PM

    Comment #33

    Porfect.
    Anyone knows there isnt a Whey Aye Woman. there is a ‘For christs sake woman’ and a ‘whatyeeonabootwoman’, or a ‘haadyagobwoman’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKYZoCj9Nmk

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  • lesh

    Oct 4, 2012 at 4:03 PM

    Comment #34

    ….. and both wheyaye and ganning hyem both have Scandinavian roots…….. I think….. where’s wor Jesper

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  • lesh

    Oct 4, 2012 at 4:04 PM

    Comment #35

    And the well known Tyneside firm of solicitiors…. Hadaway and Scheidt!!

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  • lesh

    Oct 4, 2012 at 4:05 PM

    Comment #36

    Steven @ 32, it was believed to be French, not Russian….. Napoleonic wars!

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  • Geordie Matriarch

    Oct 4, 2012 at 4:13 PM

    Comment #37

    Linksie @ 33 Nobody’s mentioned “Ee whey man woman.” My mother was always saying that to me.

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  • swoopingmagpie

    Oct 4, 2012 at 8:45 PM

    Comment #38

    Too many americano’s in there Edd. Why aye man means , no worries, to use an aussieism. The phrase carries the confidence and certainty of success. And a comment on I’m gannin yem. No Geordie would say I’m; Am gannin yhem would be a better translation. And let Halloween remain in America, we don’t need our culture embellished, or shouls I say tarnished by the rubbish that proceeds from that place. Are they getting over the Ryder cup yet ? And is the war debt reducing? God bless America, I hope with some real commitments to life.

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