Are These Newcastle’s New Strips?

This picture is in The Mag today, and we wonder if they are the new strips Newcastle will start using next season?

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Not sure if these away strips are genuine – any idea?

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23 comments so far

  • PontiusLee

    Mar 29, 2013 at 3:49 AM

    Comment #1

    meh, not as terrible as i imagined they would be.

    definitely looks funky, but im ok with weird kits.

  • sir_norman

    Mar 29, 2013 at 4:00 AM

    Comment #2

    would look better with a Champions League or Europa League badge on the side. -sigh-

  • Toon-Prodigy

    Mar 29, 2013 at 4:20 AM

    Comment #3

    I think they look canny smart, do we have a black and white strip on show? Or just the 2nd and 3rd..

  • 89Norcal

    Mar 29, 2013 at 5:04 AM

    Comment #4

    I like the color scheme, but the stripes could be better. Looks almost like a training or track shirt. At least they are keeping Wonga’s name small.

  • Grafton83

    Mar 29, 2013 at 5:53 AM

    Comment #5

    Not nearly enough yellow for my liking. The amount of photoshopping around these days I’d say probably fakes.

  • Grafton83

    Mar 29, 2013 at 5:58 AM

    Comment #6

    Also they look pretty tight fitting, are they sure they know their target market. I appear to have lost my six pack and ripped pecs since they invented Dominos.

  • cyprus

    Mar 29, 2013 at 6:05 AM

    Comment #7

    Good point Grafton, lol. They do look nice though, apart from the logo. So, let’s hope for a draw vs. city. Surely they now know they’ve lost the PL title, unlike last year, when they won it through our defeat and we effectively lost CL football

  • jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew

    Mar 29, 2013 at 6:29 AM

    Comment #8

    The fake Ibiza has some similarities to fake Ruddy aka Ruddy Jiz, Joe Blog and Beardo 🙂

    …never really understood the fun in this (is it an age thing or do you just have to be very childish to pull that off?)

  • Jail for Ashley

    Mar 29, 2013 at 6:48 AM

    Comment #9

    Personally I think robin is the guy who posted as beardo and all the rest of them,he said something really funny the other day and the penny dropped.
    On the strips anything has to be better than a high vis jacket or a mustard cream.
    Seems like an absolute eternity since we played that Rugby team.

  • north_country_boy

    Mar 29, 2013 at 6:49 AM

    Comment #10

    My guess is they are not going to be the finished versions for next season – if you go to Google images and type in NUFC kits 2013/14 there are at least 8 different images of the home shirt and another 2 away shirts different to the above!

  • Charlie in the Gallowgate

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:09 AM

    Comment #11

    Opened blog and whoa
    Thought it was Man Shitties new strips

  • jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    Comment #12

    I don’t know about robin(never talked to him – I stay clear of weirdos), but Beardo did admit to be both Jiz and Joe Blog…

    …cannot remember his moniker previous to Beardo? Anyone?

  • jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:15 AM

    Comment #13

    Since we use our 2nd stripe almost as much as our home kit I would wish for once that we got something memorable and timeless and maybe stock with it for longer period (only the small changes each year)

    …we have had some god awful kits the past decade or so. They don’t even scream Newcastle which is a shame.

  • Charlie in the Gallowgate

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:22 AM

    Comment #14

    Cunning plan
    Maybe we can wear them tomorrow. Their players might mistake ours for one of them

  • Jail for Ashley

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:25 AM

    Comment #15

    There are loads of occasions where we could use the black and white stripes but we have to market the away strip I’m not usually bothered what they look like as I never buy one and they only last a season my all time favourite was the all grey v neck in the early eighties.

  • beddersmag

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:40 AM

    Comment #16

    Jail did that one not have pinstripe black lines? Im surei had it

  • Jail for Ashley

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:44 AM

    Comment #17

    Aye and the first one with the new badge as well.

  • Jail for Ashley

    Mar 29, 2013 at 7:55 AM

    Comment #18

    I was really looking forward to the city game until that injustice last week and the fresh injury problems had we have beaten Wigan a loss tomorrow would have been taken on the chin as long as we played well now if it happens it’s probably going to plunge the blog into chaos and catchy rearing his ugly head.

  • toonaids

    Mar 29, 2013 at 9:35 AM

    Comment #19

    i hope not, absolutely vile, the blue red and white one on here looks proper lush, would well buy that one!

  • lesh

    Mar 29, 2013 at 10:48 AM

    Comment #20

    Not the blue top, no way would wonga go with that as their logo’s barely discernable.

  • lesh

    Mar 29, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    Comment #21

    Keeper may I suggest that those who assume others’ or multiple identities are narscissists, psychopaths, nutters, barking, crackers, round the bend.

  • lesh

    Mar 29, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    Comment #22

    @21… • my comment for Jesper, not keeper.

    Mickey Mouse phone!

  • one Tony Green

    Mar 29, 2013 at 1:22 PM

    Comment #23

    @ Grafton absolute class mate. Was thinking the same about the tight tops. Most fans would like a blamanche. In a condom


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