Alan Pardew Loses His Keys In Fan Celebration – Video


It turns out that actions have consequences, and during the wild celebrations of Alan Pardew and some Newcastle fans close by – after Papiss Cisse had scored the sensational winner yesterday – he managed to lose his keys – he’s now keyless.

After the game this is what Alan confessed to

“I think one of the fans has had my keys or something.”

He could be in trouble with the wife …..

We just cannot resist showing his celebrations with fans again – here it is below from Dailymotion.

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100 comments so far

  • Rainrix

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Comment #1

    Theres a pardews so stupid joke there somewhere 🙂

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  • Beattie25

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Comment #2

    I took his keys so that I can sneak round to his house and show him via football manager how to get the best out of the team with the right tactics.

    He needs to learn.

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  • Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Comment #3

    Rainrix…Where there is a Pardew there is a so stupid joke 😉

    He didn’t actually lose his keys though, did he? Pretty sure that was a joke…

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  • Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:07 AM

    Comment #4

    Beattie…Perhaps you could handle our pre-season? Failing that, I understand if you play some footy on the old PS3 with Fernandes at QPR you get a contract.

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  • Rainrix

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:09 AM

    Comment #5

    Ibiza… Perhaps keys is a euphemism?

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  • Carryingcoals

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    Comment #6

    Surely the Pardew and Cisse doubters/haters were won over a little yesterday. I mean, come on, how could you not get caught up in it all yesterday?!

    I think we will get a 1-1 or even win 2-1 Thursday and sadly go out. However next sunday, whether we play our best starting available 11 against Benefica or not, I still think we will beat Sunderland. Mackems going downnnnn

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  • BandB

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    Comment #7

    Perhaps we are playing 4-2-3-1 because the manager still thinks his defence has a hole in it? 4-1-3-2 would allow him to deploy more of his flair players, and play them further forward. Heroic, last ditch blocks, tackles and saves might be chest-beating heart-on-your sleeve stuff. But it’s symptomatic of lousy positional sense and poor concentration.

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  • Markaccus

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    Comment #8

    I was going to ask to see pictures of arrys face dropping when wigan equalised, but im not sure there would be a noticable difference in droopys already low hanging features

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  • TorqToon

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:19 AM

    Comment #9

    I admit it…

    I took his keys, and I’m going to whack a NUFC keyring on them and hand them to Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang this week to bring with him this summer! 🙂

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  • BandB

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    Comment #10

    If you look closely at the video, you’ll see it’s the steward doing the Artful Dodger touch. He’s into Pardew’s wallet pocket like greased lightning.

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  • JAMSHA

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Comment #11

    11 th 😉

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  • Markaccus

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Comment #12

    Heard a rumor yesterday the AC deal to come back to s is already sorted. I have no deal how reliable this source is, just something i heard yesterday. I have heard a few people say cisse would play better alongside an old fashioned style cf.

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  • Markaccus

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    Comment #13

    13th

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  • JAMSHA

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    Comment #14

    Hmmmmm wer da video… i cnt even see da link

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  • Markaccus

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    Comment #15

    *us. And the second ‘deal’ should be *idea.

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  • JAMSHA

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    Comment #16

    if we gets 3 pts against scums i can se us finish 10th

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  • yo-yo

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:31 AM

    Comment #17

    BandB

    Who would you want as Beckenbauer / Pirlo ?

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  • TorqToon

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:32 AM

    Comment #18

    Mark – Where did you hear that little gem? Any details?

    I’d be shocked if it were true as the money we would pay, compared to the money Liverpool would ask for…would be miles apart.

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  • LeToonARMY

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:35 AM

    Comment #19

    i honestly think we can get 2-0 on Thursday i dont know why but if we play
    Krul
    Yanga Taylor Collo Haidira
    Cabaye Tiote
    Sissoko Marveux Guttirrez
    Cisse
    and then play 442 against the Scum

    Krul
    Yanga Taylor Collo Haidira
    Cabaye Marveuax Sissoko Gutirrezz
    Shola Cisse

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  • Jackel001

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    Comment #20

    Benny will be part of the deal. Its obvious!

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  • Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    Comment #21

    Been meaning to post on here for some time now and have finally found the time to get on here. Don’t shoot the messenger but found out some information roughly two weeks ago from as strong an “In The Know” as you can get with regards to Newcastle. This information i heard with my own two ears so take it as you will.

    – Collocini will be gone in the summer, the rumours about playing away are true and he has been caught out.
    – Pierre Emerick Aubemayang deal is very close which was part of the reason Ashley spotted in France some weeks ago. Aubemayang agents and himself feel he is good enough for champs league team so nothing set in stone yet, the reason they was in France was finishing a deal for either Sakho or Zouma of St Ettiene (Would not tell me exactly who but that we have been strongly rumoured and he plays with one of these teams) and that the deal is complete.
    – £30 million to spend this summer on transfers.
    – Debuchy purchased to keep Cabaye happy and that he is the only player that will not fit the bracket of the maximum age of 26 due to Manchester United sniffing around heavily in January.

    This is just information that i am passing on, if you have any questions i will try to reply back to some extent of what i found out.

    HWTL!

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  • eaststandgeordie1982

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    Comment #22

    Since its liverpoo we will get 20m plus AC for benny 😉

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  • nufc786

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:44 AM

    Comment #23

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed
    hmmmmm…… interesting to see if this pans out… i will take everything with a pinch of salt… so far

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  • geordielad880

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    Comment #24

    This would be my team when everyone is fit:-

    ———————krul

    Debuchy—–s.taylor——yanga——-guitterez

    ——————–collocini
    ———–cabaye————-sissoko
    —–marveaux—————————ben arfa
    ———————-cisse
    ————

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  • mfarmer85

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    Comment #25

    The joke in this story is about his wife. They’ve separated but he wears the wedding ring still for some reason.

    In regards to Ben Arfa, he’s only featured 39 games out of a possible 90 since the start of last season, so is it worth cashing in on him to get a replacement that will play most of the games?

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  • Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    Comment #26

    nufc786

    Do not blame you at all mate. Have read A LOT of times about these “In The Knows” and never seem to believe them. The only reason i post about this that i heard was that it came straight from the horses mouth so to speak and not from my friends dogs best mates aunties breeder so to speak. If it comes to light i will be very surprised as when i found out i was just as stunned.

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  • DokToon

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    Comment #27

    gmorning all…

    hell of a match yesterday, huh? i wasnt able to watch it until 5pm, my time… well worth the wait though 🙂

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  • ToonMauritius

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    Comment #28

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    That some sexy news friend, lets wait and see

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  • JToon21

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:52 AM

    Comment #29

    Just a thought, I heard when we sold AC to Liverpool we placed a hefty caluse into his contract that we get 30% of his resale. What would happen if we re-signed him for say £15mil would Liverpool then have to hand us back £4.5mill ?

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  • mark -ee- j-a-y

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    Comment #30

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Pierre Emerick Aubemayang is going to roma.

    30 mil tranfer budget? nice thought but c`mon…

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  • Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    Comment #31

    Toon Mauritius

    Very Sexy! You guys have got to trust me on this that i fool you not this is information that i have heard from the most reliable source possible (as much as i would love to give names i really cant) so like i said take it with a pinch of salt (as they say it’s not definate until they are outside St James’ in a black and white shirt e.g Remy) but this is what i have been told.

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  • nufc786

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:56 AM

    Comment #32

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    i must say 30 mill would be very generous from ash…

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  • Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Apr 8, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    Comment #33

    mark -ee- j-a-y

    Like i said take it with a pinch of salt. When i heard the £30 million figure it threw my quite a bit thinking Ashely would pump that much into the club but with this TV deal for next year who knows

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  • chris_g

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:00 PM

    Comment #34

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    You came on here a couple of weeks ago and posted this:

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Mar 21, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    So much for a broken back…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNnyvvQVXyQ

    If you really were ITK you would have known that Colo’s injury was genuine, wouldn’t you?

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  • Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:05 PM

    Comment #35

    chris_g

    At no point have i claimed to be “In The Know”. All i have said is that the information i have found out i passed on. I am not some football insider who works for a club or anything of the sort just happened to get introduced to someone close to the club. That video was sent to me by my cousing just a few days before hand which is the reason i posted it up. All that i have been told is that Collocini has done it before, got caught out this time with a woman turning up at his house with a child claiming to be his, and the wife left back to Argentina and he followed. Like i said this is just what i am been told so please take your own opinion on the matter.

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  • BOOM BOOM THE 1ST

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    Comment #36

    Great just what the blog needs an” ITK” with “inside info” how sad how really really sad.

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  • mark -ee- j-a-y

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    Comment #37

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Hope so, but..

    Pierre Emerick Aubemayang is going to roma, as the replacement for Osvaldo, who is going to Spurs in the summer. Tottenham tried to sign him in january hence the lack of forwards they have

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  • ToonMauritius

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    Comment #38

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed
    as far as you are a nufc fan i believe/trust you

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  • Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:09 PM

    Comment #39

    mark -ee- j-a-y

    Fair point! Like i say this is just me passing on what i have heard i have got nothing to lose by letting a few people know a bit of information that i have found out from someone who it is hard to doubt their contact with the club/staff.

    BOOM BOOM THE 1ST

    Go suck a lemon i’m just passing what i heard.

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  • Jamiemac

    Apr 8, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    Comment #40

    I think when everyone is back from injury this has gotta be the team based on form/quality:

    Krul
    Debuchy-Yanga-Taylor-Santon/Haidara
    Sissoko-Cabaye
    HBA-Marv-Goofy
    Cisse

    Subs:
    Elliot
    Santon/Haidara
    Colo
    Anita
    Tiote
    Perch
    Ameobi

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