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Alan Pardew Loses His Keys In Fan Celebration – Video

11:02 am, Monday, April 8th, 2013 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 100 Comments

It turns out that actions have consequences, and during the wild celebrations of Alan Pardew and some Newcastle fans close by – after Papiss Cisse had scored the sensational winner yesterday – he managed to lose his keys – he’s now keyless.

After the game this is what Alan confessed to

“I think one of the fans has had my keys or something.”

He could be in trouble with the wife …..

We just cannot resist showing his celebrations with fans again – here it is below from Dailymotion.

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100 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Rainrix // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Theres a pardews so stupid joke there somewhere :)

  • 2 Beattie25 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    I took his keys so that I can sneak round to his house and show him via football manager how to get the best out of the team with the right tactics.

    He needs to learn.

  • 3 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Rainrix…Where there is a Pardew there is a so stupid joke 😉

    He didn’t actually lose his keys though, did he? Pretty sure that was a joke…

  • 4 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:07 AM

    Beattie…Perhaps you could handle our pre-season? Failing that, I understand if you play some footy on the old PS3 with Fernandes at QPR you get a contract.

  • 5 Rainrix // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:09 AM

    Ibiza… Perhaps keys is a euphemism?

  • 6 Carryingcoals // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    Surely the Pardew and Cisse doubters/haters were won over a little yesterday. I mean, come on, how could you not get caught up in it all yesterday?!

    I think we will get a 1-1 or even win 2-1 Thursday and sadly go out. However next sunday, whether we play our best starting available 11 against Benefica or not, I still think we will beat Sunderland. Mackems going downnnnn

  • 7 BandB // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    Perhaps we are playing 4-2-3-1 because the manager still thinks his defence has a hole in it? 4-1-3-2 would allow him to deploy more of his flair players, and play them further forward. Heroic, last ditch blocks, tackles and saves might be chest-beating heart-on-your sleeve stuff. But it’s symptomatic of lousy positional sense and poor concentration.

  • 8 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:13 AM

    I was going to ask to see pictures of arrys face dropping when wigan equalised, but im not sure there would be a noticable difference in droopys already low hanging features

  • 9 TorqToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:19 AM

    I admit it…

    I took his keys, and I’m going to whack a NUFC keyring on them and hand them to Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang this week to bring with him this summer! :-)

  • 10 BandB // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    If you look closely at the video, you’ll see it’s the steward doing the Artful Dodger touch. He’s into Pardew’s wallet pocket like greased lightning.

  • 11 JAMSHA // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    11 th 😉

  • 12 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Heard a rumor yesterday the AC deal to come back to s is already sorted. I have no deal how reliable this source is, just something i heard yesterday. I have heard a few people say cisse would play better alongside an old fashioned style cf.

  • 13 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM


  • 14 JAMSHA // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    Hmmmmm wer da video… i cnt even see da link

  • 15 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    *us. And the second ‘deal’ should be *idea.

  • 16 JAMSHA // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    if we gets 3 pts against scums i can se us finish 10th

  • 17 yo-yo // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:31 AM


    Who would you want as Beckenbauer / Pirlo ?

  • 18 TorqToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:32 AM

    Mark – Where did you hear that little gem? Any details?

    I’d be shocked if it were true as the money we would pay, compared to the money Liverpool would ask for…would be miles apart.

  • 19 LeToonARMY // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:35 AM

    i honestly think we can get 2-0 on Thursday i dont know why but if we play
    Yanga Taylor Collo Haidira
    Cabaye Tiote
    Sissoko Marveux Guttirrez
    and then play 442 against the Scum

    Yanga Taylor Collo Haidira
    Cabaye Marveuax Sissoko Gutirrezz
    Shola Cisse

  • 20 Jackel001 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    Benny will be part of the deal. Its obvious!

  • 21 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    Been meaning to post on here for some time now and have finally found the time to get on here. Don’t shoot the messenger but found out some information roughly two weeks ago from as strong an “In The Know” as you can get with regards to Newcastle. This information i heard with my own two ears so take it as you will.

    – Collocini will be gone in the summer, the rumours about playing away are true and he has been caught out.
    – Pierre Emerick Aubemayang deal is very close which was part of the reason Ashley spotted in France some weeks ago. Aubemayang agents and himself feel he is good enough for champs league team so nothing set in stone yet, the reason they was in France was finishing a deal for either Sakho or Zouma of St Ettiene (Would not tell me exactly who but that we have been strongly rumoured and he plays with one of these teams) and that the deal is complete.
    – £30 million to spend this summer on transfers.
    – Debuchy purchased to keep Cabaye happy and that he is the only player that will not fit the bracket of the maximum age of 26 due to Manchester United sniffing around heavily in January.

    This is just information that i am passing on, if you have any questions i will try to reply back to some extent of what i found out.


  • 22 eaststandgeordie1982 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    Since its liverpoo we will get 20m plus AC for benny 😉

  • 23 nufc786 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:44 AM

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed
    hmmmmm…… interesting to see if this pans out… i will take everything with a pinch of salt… so far

  • 24 geordielad880 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    This would be my team when everyone is fit:-



    —–marveaux—————————ben arfa

  • 25 mfarmer85 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    The joke in this story is about his wife. They’ve separated but he wears the wedding ring still for some reason.

    In regards to Ben Arfa, he’s only featured 39 games out of a possible 90 since the start of last season, so is it worth cashing in on him to get a replacement that will play most of the games?

  • 26 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:50 AM


    Do not blame you at all mate. Have read A LOT of times about these “In The Knows” and never seem to believe them. The only reason i post about this that i heard was that it came straight from the horses mouth so to speak and not from my friends dogs best mates aunties breeder so to speak. If it comes to light i will be very surprised as when i found out i was just as stunned.

  • 27 DokToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    gmorning all…

    hell of a match yesterday, huh? i wasnt able to watch it until 5pm, my time… well worth the wait though :)

  • 28 ToonMauritius // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    That some sexy news friend, lets wait and see

  • 29 JToon21 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:52 AM

    Just a thought, I heard when we sold AC to Liverpool we placed a hefty caluse into his contract that we get 30% of his resale. What would happen if we re-signed him for say £15mil would Liverpool then have to hand us back £4.5mill ?

  • 30 mark -ee- j-a-y // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Pierre Emerick Aubemayang is going to roma.

    30 mil tranfer budget? nice thought but c`mon…

  • 31 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    Toon Mauritius

    Very Sexy! You guys have got to trust me on this that i fool you not this is information that i have heard from the most reliable source possible (as much as i would love to give names i really cant) so like i said take it with a pinch of salt (as they say it’s not definate until they are outside St James’ in a black and white shirt e.g Remy) but this is what i have been told.

  • 32 nufc786 // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:56 AM

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    i must say 30 mill would be very generous from ash…

  • 33 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    mark -ee- j-a-y

    Like i said take it with a pinch of salt. When i heard the £30 million figure it threw my quite a bit thinking Ashely would pump that much into the club but with this TV deal for next year who knows

  • 34 chris_g // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:00 PM

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    You came on here a couple of weeks ago and posted this:

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Mar 21, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    So much for a broken back…

    If you really were ITK you would have known that Colo’s injury was genuine, wouldn’t you?

  • 35 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:05 PM


    At no point have i claimed to be “In The Know”. All i have said is that the information i have found out i passed on. I am not some football insider who works for a club or anything of the sort just happened to get introduced to someone close to the club. That video was sent to me by my cousing just a few days before hand which is the reason i posted it up. All that i have been told is that Collocini has done it before, got caught out this time with a woman turning up at his house with a child claiming to be his, and the wife left back to Argentina and he followed. Like i said this is just what i am been told so please take your own opinion on the matter.

  • 36 BOOM BOOM THE 1ST // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    Great just what the blog needs an” ITK” with “inside info” how sad how really really sad.

  • 37 mark -ee- j-a-y // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed

    Hope so, but..

    Pierre Emerick Aubemayang is going to roma, as the replacement for Osvaldo, who is going to Spurs in the summer. Tottenham tried to sign him in january hence the lack of forwards they have

  • 38 ToonMauritius // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    Peter Reid Monkey Heed
    as far as you are a nufc fan i believe/trust you

  • 39 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:09 PM

    mark -ee- j-a-y

    Fair point! Like i say this is just me passing on what i have heard i have got nothing to lose by letting a few people know a bit of information that i have found out from someone who it is hard to doubt their contact with the club/staff.


    Go suck a lemon i’m just passing what i heard.

  • 40 Jamiemac // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    I think when everyone is back from injury this has gotta be the team based on form/quality:



  • 41 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:12 PM


    Literally bleed black and white. Unfortunately born and raised in London but my Uncle lives in Heaton and my dad moved down from Heaton when he met my Mum. Get up to Newcastle as often as is possible with regards to annual leave at work so just thought i would pass to the blog what i have heard.

  • 42 Jamiemac // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    *maybe Jonas for Perch

  • 43 BOOM BOOM THE 1ST // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    i think when all this comes to be untrue u will be the 1 with the bitter taste and a new blog ID. so whatever.

  • 44 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:18 PM

    Torq….. sorry for late reply. I was talking to a bloke on the bus(i know i know). He has mates who are avid liverfool fans, and they go to each others games every year. These scouse mates are supposedly convinced hes on his way. Apparently a large corps of their fans beleive this. Like i say, bus banter could be a load of wonk.

  • 45 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:19 PM


    Not quite sad enough to create a new ID for a blog based off passing on some information i have heard. Could be correct or it could be incorrect not saying anything is set in stone i am just saying who it was told to me from gives the story some stability.

  • 46 mikey2983 // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:23 PM

    Now then lads don’t post on here much but has anyone else seen that m’bengue was at the game yesterday an he’s a Newcastle fan so wants to come in the summer? Saw it on gfnfrance on twitter and they a reliable source usually but there’s a little piece about it and he was at gatwick or something like that yesterday and got his photo taken with some lads an he said to them he was going up to the newcastle game. Don’t no if anyone has mentioned this already today but thought I’d put it on just in case. Would be a great signing

  • 47 BOOM BOOM THE 1ST // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    how many of these storys have we read in recent seasons sorry but i never believe these stories sure poor barnetta is still locked in a jesmond hotel.

  • 48 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:27 PM

    Oh well. Boom boom has decided we’re not alowed to post anything we have heard. Guess i should prepare for insults now. Be a pretty boring quiet blog from now on.

  • 49 TorqToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    Did somebody mention PEA??? 😉


  • 50 mikey2983 // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    Yeah fair point it probably is crap but gfn is usually a good one to read and doesn’t normally print bull. but here’s the link anyway make your own minds up, gives something to discuss if nothing else :)

  • 51 VanToonMan // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    Haha some of you on here are sounding like hurt bitter girlfriends/wives whose boyfriends/husbands have cheated on them before and they still stay in the relationship with them but doubt everything they say and do as they have this massive guard up to protect themselves from being hurt again. Jeeeeez.

    Thanks for the info Peter Reid – everyone is entitled to relay information that they have heard and it is not like Peter Reid said he is mystic meg and that it will definitely happen. If it happens it happens if it does not then that’s that. As Markaccus said….this blog would be pretty boring if we were not allowed to post things that we may have heard.

  • 52 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    Yes, we have heard alot about Perry-Eminates A Boomarang lately 😀

  • 53 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:38 PM

    Amen, vantoon. Amen.

  • 54 Mister Tuff // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:40 PM

    mark -ee- j-a-y @30 & @37
    Can you enlighten me as to how you know Aubameyang is going to Roma please.

  • 55 magpiemover // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    are people for real ???
    wanting to cash in on ben arfa nhe our best player and i dont beleave he going any where
    1 he was not injured in the game against anzi
    he was told to go away and get fit and now he is back

  • 56 DarkSideofTheToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    This talk of PEA going to Roma isn’t necessarily set in stone. I read an article that intimated that Roma would meet the valuation whereas Fiorentina weren’t willing to pay the money St Ettienne were asking, but it said nothing about PEA’s preferences for any club.

    As for the Osvaldo link to Spurs, that’s as likely as Spurs’ links to Willian (who was certain to go to Spurs in the summer yet plumped for Anzhi) and Damiao, all of whom they’ve been linked with.

    Basically, it’s all paper talk and agent spouting.

  • 57 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:50 PM


    Which is my point you are entitled to your opinion but no need to shoot down this claim when it is purely information been passed. If it wasnt for risk of losing my job i wish i could post who it was that i spoke with to make you think “F*ck me there could be something in that” but you just have to use your head for yourself. He was very sure about the deal wrapped up for Sakho/Zouma who i am presuming he was talking about. Managed to muster up the cheek to ask if he was speaking about Gameiro and he assured me it wasnt him.


    Haha cheers. If we arent allowed to post comments in the comment section then what use is it!

  • 58 Bambams // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:51 PM

    @Peter Reid Monkey Heed….

    You will get used to a few of the boys who are obviously critical of new (ish) posters who may or may not be telling the truth.

    I will believe you until such a time it becomes clear you are telling ‘fraudulent agendas’…. Also the A/L comment suggests ‘honesty’. (You may pick up on that).

    Anyway hopefully the £30 million will be in hard cash and not agents meals, hotel bills, undersoil heating, new well for training ground etc etc. All good.

  • 59 Bambams // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    almost forgot….Benny back playing !!!! Just what we need and hope its true.

  • 60 toonincheek // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    Sell HBA?
    You gotta be kidding.
    Never mind his game played/available record.
    In the (relatively few) games he has played
    he has given us so many moments to remember
    for a LIFETIME.
    You (we) gotta have some bums-off-seats players.
    Someone to give you memories.
    Don’t turn this into a cold assessment.

  • 61 corkypants85 // Apr 8, 2013 at 12:56 PM

    margaret thatcher is dead

  • 62 Lilongwe Geordie // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:00 PM

    It would be nice to have 30million to spend, but I really don’t care how much we spend, as long as it is spent on the right players. QPR have spent lots of cash and look at them. Let’s just keep going about our business as we did in January.

    As for whether what Monkeys Heed is saying is true or not, your guess is as good as mine, but no harm passing on info that you have heard. Would be happy with those mentioned, although I think PEA may end up at a higher placed club than ourselves.

  • 63 TorqToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    Lilongwe – don’t rule out Aubameyang just yet mate. 😉

  • 64 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:06 PM

    National day of celebr…….. erm….. mourning for thatcher? :p

  • 65 Mister Tuff // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    mark -ee- j-a-y reference Aubameyang.
    As another poster has just stated there is nothing cast in stone about PEA. I just did a post about this yesterday. PEA’s old man acts as his agent an in the last fortnight has been touting him for sale. Last week it was Fiorentina and now it’s Roma.
    In an interview about a month ago PEA announced (again) that he was going to make a decision at the end of the season about his future – and that he wanted CL football -which could be at ASSE if he stays (they are currently third in the league). So really we do not know what he is going to do.
    However, this is the standard of player we need to progress.

  • 66 Lilongwe Geordie // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:08 PM


    He has given us moments to remember, yes, but for a player of his undoubted ability he doesn’t offer enough end product. I’m not saying sell him, but he isn’t the miracle worker some on here seem to think. It will be great to have him back, but he isn’t going to solve all our woes.

  • 67 obatoyou // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:09 PM

    we should beat benfica 2-0 or 3-1
    should be a good one
    should have scored 3 away from home, probly get 5 at home :)

  • 68 toon_dog // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:11 PM

    in think a good line up for the scum and a good change to accompany our only available team would be the xmas tree formation or wt ever its called


    thats providing hads n hba are fit like
    sis the driving force between defence n amc and cabs and marv play better IMO behind the striker look at last season cabs playing there, he was involved in 90% of cisses goals

  • 69 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:13 PM

    toon_dog…Must be a nightmare decorating your Christmas tree :)

  • 70 toon_dog // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:13 PM

    that didnt lay out like a planned ha ha

  • 71 Lilongwe Geordie // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:15 PM

    Torq – If you say not to rule anything out then I won’t, but I will be very surprised to see him plying his trade at Newcastle next season. The way his father/agent is touting him about is all too similar to the way Gervinho’s agents acted, and as we all know, that is something Mike tries to steer clear of.

    No idea where he will end up, but my sneaking suspicion tells me the highest bidder. Whether that is his decision, or something he ends up doing as his relatives will receive more cash, who knows.

  • 72 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:15 PM

    You never know though, bet the opposition wont be expecting it. Might be a bit weak down our left though 😉

  • 73 Peter Reid Monkey Heed // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:15 PM


    Haha i feel like the new kid in school posting up for the first few times!

    Like i said everyone is entitled to their own opinion i am literally just passing on what was told to me. If it wasn’t for fear of losing my job i would say exactly who it is who told me it but unfortunately can’t. It was a case of been told a deal has been done for someone we have been strongly rumoured with from PSG or St Ettiene but could not be told who which is why i am assuming it is Sakho/Zouma. I had the cheek to ask if it was Gameiro but was assured it was not him.

    Take it with a pinch of salt lads as like i say i am not someone who works for the club etc just had a ten minute talk with the person that told me this and the chancea of me ever speaking to him again are minimal.

  • 74 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:16 PM

    Lmfao ibiza. Maybe some problems with your browser settings there,Toon dog:D

  • 75 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:16 PM

    On PEA…Torq has given us his word that he’s definitely coming to us, so relax :)

    Torq! Torq! Torq!

    Torq….Hey there, how’s tricks? Hope you appreciate my backing 😉

  • 76 DokToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:17 PM

    hey, its a good day though, toon get a huge win, haidiara back, hba back in time for mackems… sun is shining, birds are chirping, i got a full fridge of beer.. alls right in the world… :)

  • 77 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:18 PM

    So if it doesnt happen……..Torq out?

  • 78 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    Dok…No sun here today :(

    Mark…Basically, yes.

  • 79 DokToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    ibiza, gmorning… you mean for once, im actually better off in tex-ass than you are? my god, put money on toon to win the league next season :)

  • 80 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    Dok…Don’t get ahead of yourself…the sun can only do so much for good ole texaaaaas :)

    Enjoy the game?

  • 81 Ketsbaia9 // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:26 PM

    It is essential that we sign these players in the summer:

    Alderweireld – £7m
    Douglas – Free
    Belhanda – £8m
    Benteke – £12m
    Remy – £8m

    Total spend = £35m

    Those players would transform us into a top 3 side.

  • 82 toon_dog // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    ha ha how do i sort the settings like
    do yous get the picture am painting tho ?

  • 83 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    Oh no.

  • 84 DokToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    i did, ibiza, but i lost my keys… i think pards has them…

  • 85 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    Kets…Where have you been hiding?

  • 86 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    Dok…Well he already has my keys…to my heart that is 😉

    Mark…What? What’s wrong? Should we panic? Ahhh.

    Dog….No idea what went wrong tbh – but I think I get the idea. A sort of 4-2-2-1?



  • 87 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:33 PM

    Toon dog. The way i usually do it is…. back 4 always th widest part of the formation. I then press return at the end of each line of players. I will post a 4231 with an r representing where i have pressed return

  • 88 DannyH10 // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:34 PM

    Kestbaia –

    You’re crazy to think that we will sign all of those players. Although I think we would all love to have them, we’re never going to spend that much on 4 players.

    I get the impression that the club have gone off the idea of Douglas as well.

    How does everyone fell about Remy? Personally I would still love him at the club. Even more so, in that he has now proved he can cause problems in the PL.

    Hopefully he has a clause in his contract that he can leave on the cheap when they get relegated.

    I also think we need 2 centre backs. 3 If Colo leaves. I want 4 premier league quality centre halves, hopefully some youth talent that we could play in the League cup.

  • 89 Lilongwe Geordie // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:34 PM


    No Scharner??

    Alderwield has already said he wouldn’t join a club like Newcastle, Douglas is average at best, I can’t see us going after Remy as he wouldn’t fit the attitude profile of player we are looking for, Belhanda and HBA, would lead to diva strops left right and centre.

    Other than that, I am with you 100% :-)

  • 90 TorqToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    Mark and Ibiza – am about to report ya both to Ed for cyber bullying!! Haha

    And you know me well enough to know I never set anything in stone, all I’m saying is we aren’t as far away for pulling off a deal as some might think.

    Said this last night and mentioned about a rep watching yesterday’s game, but am still confirming that before mentioning names etc.

    Not sure I can cope with ‘Torq Out’ chants and my picture stripped off the wall…

    …but despite that, I wish you well Ibiza and hope you are keeping well. :-)

  • 91 NUFC_LEAZES END // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:37 PM

    I hope all the players that we go in for in the summer watch the reaction after scorin that goal and see the passion come from the fans the players and even the manager

  • 92 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Torq… :) Pretty sure I read a post of your advising everyone to get his name printed on the back of our shirts already…

    I’ll never take your picture off my wall, will just use it as a dart board instead :)

    I am keeping well thank you, hope you are too.

  • 93 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    Rb–cb—-cb—lb r
    Rw—–am—–lw r

  • 94 mark -ee- j-a-y // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:41 PM

    its written all over the italian news. do your own research…

  • 95 TorqToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    Ibiza – nice to know you have a plan b for the picture! :-)

    I remember the mauling poor ‘proudtobeageordie’ got in the summer for the Loic Remy deal. Did feel for the guy and hope I’m not next! :-/

  • 96 Markaccus // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:43 PM

    Dany… Remy looks good, but there would always be that nagging doubt about his commitment in do or die games. “Im rich so who cares if we win” sort of thing.

  • 97 DarkSideofTheToon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    Mark ee jay

    Well the Italian news isn’t more trustworthy than our own fine media, so I can’t see how it’s any more conclusive than if the Daily Mail claimed PEA was coming here

  • 98 martoon // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:55 PM

    Hey Markaccus – that’s about as clear as one of your schematics :)
    Boom Boom surely the point of this blog is to discuss all things NUFC including speculation on transfers. So why slag off someone who is simply repeating some speculation – for me the ITK’s on tranfers is one of my favourite things about this blog

  • 99 Ibizatoon - Back By Popular Demand // Apr 8, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Torq…Don’t worry, I think you’ve posted enough disclaimers to cover yourself.

    I’m all about the plan B :)

  • 100 toonluvva // Apr 8, 2013 at 3:40 PM

    Pardews lost his keys eh?

    Don’t worry, the mackem will return them on Sunday.

    “Wheys keys are these keys?”

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