All Three Newcastle Kits For Next Season

We’ve had these for a few days now and thought the home strip looked too much like this season’s strip – but here’s what we think the three new strips for Newcastle will be for next season.

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This is the away strip for next season, which has already been announced last week.

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This is the home strip for next season we think – and this one’s without the Wonga sign.

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And here is the third strip – again without the Wonga sign.

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The strip above is not unlike one of the away strips for this season, but the color seems more luminescent – and obviously the strategy is simply to dazzle the opposition.

OK – that’s what we think our new strips are for the coming season – we’ll know for sure fairly soon.

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33 comments so far

  • fray bentos

    May 18, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    Comment #1


    You see your getting the wrong end of the stick here

    I have defended Pardew againt shite on here for ages yes

    But do i think he’s some sort of genius manager, definitely not, i just realise that he knows more than me and everybody else on here and although he has plenty of negatives he has had his positives aswell, i just look at thing in a balanced manner thats all

    In my opinion i believe the owner is the bigger issue but again my opinion means shite really and i have no idea if we could be run better by somebody else

    Would i take Rafa over Pardew, F**K YES, would i take Laurdrup, OFCOURSE. but i just accept that Pardew is our manager and thats the way it is

    Bloggers dislike him and they will make up anything to have a dig, i stand up for him by putting these stupid things down, doesn’t mean i love that guy or think he’s great

  • Ginger

    May 18, 2013 at 1:28 PM

    Comment #2


    Fray Bentos

    “There is so much more to come from him if we can get him out of just popping it off safely. When he attacks teams and runs at them, he could be as effective for us as Essien is for Chelsea.”

    Alan Pardew on Tiote. Tiote will never be an attacking defensive midfielder, he is there for breaking up play and getting in crunching tackles. This certainly implies that he has been told to attack more, one of his main faults that he didn’t used to do which causes us to lose the ball a lot.

    I cannot find the other one in which Pardew told the press he had informed Tiote that he needed to calm down, but ever since then he has dipped in form.

    Sure you have to incorporate injuries/ACON/lack of form in the whole team into the equation, but this seems to be more then a coincidence.


    Fray bentos

    Ahahaha, people seem to struggle to cope with one Kets on here. Two and I think Ed would shut the blog down.

  • ToonDownSouth

    May 18, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    Comment #3


    See my post on the last thread aha.

    Also, those away and third kits are the laziest, cheapest pieces of crap you’ll ever see.

    I do hope no one buys them – there has to be a limit as to just how much the tumor up top can fleece us for.

  • Joe Blog

    May 18, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    Comment #4

    Alan Pardew must expel all this hot air, otherwise he’d be a hot air balloon, floating in the sky at the whims of the winds, and he frets over heights, so he cannot have that. Sadly, the downside to all this bluster, is that he’s more responsible for climate change than the Industrial Revolution.

  • Ruddy Marveaux-lous

    May 18, 2013 at 1:35 PM

    Comment #5

    Afternoon ladies and gentlemen, how are we all today?

    What seems to be the topic of conversation? Let me guess, Pardew’s future and debating the ambitions, or lack thereof of our owner?

    It really is groundhog day on this blog at times.

  • Black and White with an army lol

    May 18, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    Comment #6

    the green top is the training top i bought 1 a few months ago

  • ToonDownSouth

    May 18, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Comment #7


    I’ve been saying that for weeks now, but I think you just have to give up and join in to be honest.

    There’s nout else to talk about unfortunately – Ashley & Co have slowly destroyed the moral of the entire fan base, to the point where even Kets has stopped making lists of ‘must sign’s.

    Sad to see.

  • Munster Mag

    May 18, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    Comment #8

    Fray, fair enough, but saying fans know less is simplistic. Of course he may have been a player , trainer, and sees the players day to day. I’m not saying fans know more than him, but if we are hammering a team and he makes choices for subs that dont make sense, does that mean I’m wrong and Pardew is right. No it doesnt. Are we to say that the West Ham fans who grew to hate him were wrong too? if managers always know more, why is Paul Jewell not at Ipswich still, as an example? If all managers know more than us, why do we bother dabate or rationalise their decisions. Are they infallible? 🙂 Pope Pardew the first !! 🙂

  • yo-yo

    May 18, 2013 at 1:39 PM

    Comment #9


    I’ve been off her for three days as working away and nothing has moved on at all.
    Waiting for a rerun of do we want AC back and how good a a manager Hoots was tactically

  • Munster Mag

    May 18, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    Comment #10

    TDS, I think we need a Kets list soon. Lets see now , er Messi….incidentally I saw the first team shirt slagged elsewhere. Looks nice to me?

  • Black and White with an army lol

    May 18, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    Comment #11

    if you go on sports direct on the web, and pick Newcastle tops you will see the tops for training

  • fray bentos

    May 18, 2013 at 1:41 PM

    Comment #12


    Ha yeah i have noticed your posts

    There is so much of that making stuff up shite on here, posters almost make little stories of what Pardew says to the staff/players in their head and i think they really believe it.

    If your going to have a go at the way the team plays football, go ahead, i happen to think he’s way too negative aswell but when posters use everything he says in a interview as sort of evidence of his rise of from Hell to kill all geordies it gets a bit annoying

    Also many posters on here forget there is another manager in the equation and that they are both trying to undermine the other with their tactics

  • Jamiemac

    May 18, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    Comment #13



    How is he a moron? How could a moron guide us to 5th place winning manager of the season in the process..? If you say ‘luck’ then I could say to you that this year he has been unlucky? That’s why he needs a 3rd season to balance out the 2.

    As newextpatmagpie pointed out, how long would it be before catchy and co start parading BENITEZ OUT if things dont INSTANTLY go to plan?

    You blame Pardew but look at the players:
    Colo – rubbish before injury, looked scared of the ball
    Tiote – appalling all season
    Anita – Can barely make 2 in a row 5 yard passes
    Cabaye – I’d be surprised if his pass accuracy was over 50%
    Cisse – How one striker can go from incredible to absolutely atrocious baffles me. If he was anywhere near form we would be mid table easily.
    Debuchy – Appalling. Headless chicken.
    Sissoko – Had 2 good games then started refusing to pass. Ran with the ball with his eyes closed.
    Mbiwa – Some good moments but far too many amateur moments when playing CB.
    Santon – Very sound going forward but sussed out quickly defensively.

    Now all you ‘haters’ will probably say ‘oh it’s Pardew’s fault they’re playing rubbish.’ Why? Pardew doesn’t tell them to not make 5 yard passes which was the core of our problem. Our players this season were awful. Only positives will be Marveaux coming through and Krul.

  • fray bentos

    May 18, 2013 at 1:43 PM

    Comment #14

    Also a key thing to add

    For all Pardew haters;

    If you hate Pardew so much, why don’t you stop having a go a him and complain about Ashley, he’s the bloke who employs him

  • yo-yo

    May 18, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    Comment #15


    There are three groups of professional people that the general public know better than in every case (or think they do)
    One is teachers – every body has been to school so knows more about education than teachers.
    Two is doctors – everybody has been ill and can google their symptoms so knows more than doctors.
    The third is football managers – every fan knows better than their club manager as they have a better view of the pitch than some geezer in a dugout, and understand the players better as sometimes they see them in night clubs

  • Ruddy Marveaux-lous

    May 18, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    Comment #16


    Last night Kets posted a lineup that had Willo at LW and Shane Ferguson CM and then claimed we could beat Arsenal with it.

    He’s good for a laugh at times though.

    Was gutted when I realised the matches are on tomorrow and not today, does anyone know why?


    For me, Hoots was very limited tactically, his tactics in away games were as negative, if not more negative than Pardew, and this was even in the fizzy pop. I remember we went away to Sheffield United or someone like that and we ground out a 1-0 win, with some of the most stifling football you’d ever see. I think he was badly treated though, but I do still think Pardew was an upgrade.

    As for having AC back, I’m one of the few who actually thinks AC has good feet, and if used properly (not just as a lump it up forward) then he could work well in a fluid side.

  • ToonDownSouth

    May 18, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    Comment #17

    Black & white

    That’s really good to hear – I can’t believe no one else noticed aha.


    Looks fine to me. I always think they look rubbish in pictures, but then when the team are wearing them I always think they look quite smart. The one from last season (the glory days 😉 ) was one of my favorites for a very long time.

  • toonarmydownsouth

    May 18, 2013 at 1:46 PM

    Comment #18

    Wow looks like puma thought we’d be playing in the fizzy pop league and couldn’t be bothered to put the effort in!!

    So what’s new today seeing as alladyce has confirmed they want Carroll and permanently and will open negotiations ASAP, and did anyone read vicente’s attack on poyet? Sounds like the players absolutely hate him and he’s an egotistical tosser

  • solano

    May 18, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    Comment #19

    I think if Sports Direct can shift the badge made out of Derek Llambias’s pubes (as shown in pic1) then I will take everything back…Mike Ashley really is a genius and has a right to take us for the fools we really are!

  • Ruddy Marveaux-lous

    May 18, 2013 at 1:50 PM

    Comment #20


    Just read the article there now, the last thing we’d need is to replace one egotistical muppet with another, seems like he’s not an overly nice person, and the fact he’s constantly defending Suarez when he’s either racially abusing someone or biting them doesn’t put him in an overly good light either

  • toonarmydownsouth

    May 18, 2013 at 1:54 PM

    Comment #21

    Poor old poyet he’s gone from the golden boy of Brighton to public enemy number 1 in a matter of days!

  • eaststandgeordie1982

    May 18, 2013 at 1:55 PM

    Comment #22

    Cant wait for this season to be over and just forget about it let the silly season begin.

  • donkey

    May 18, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Comment #23

    instead of saying we dont want him why dont we do somethink about it have a vote cancel are season tickets until hes replaced makes some banners for the arsenal game really so many things we could do but it all depends on how badly you want him out its not going to make any diffence on here bitching about it

  • Ruddy Marveaux-lous

    May 18, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    Comment #24


    I’m going through the comments on the Argus now and to say the “wheel are coming off the Gus bus” is an understatement.

    They’re accusing him of being egocentric, naive, selfish, undermining, arrogant, poor man management and some are even claiming that his negative tactics have potentially cost them in their fight for promotion.

    Well, some times the grass is not always greener on the other side. Some were wanting Poyet in as our next manager, I’d doubt it that many would now.

  • Puppet Pardew

    May 18, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    Comment #25

    Fray Bentos@1 – I have defended Pardew againt shite on here for ages..

    And I appreciate it, Pie Face, I really do. I am so pleased I am recognized for the god-like genius I really am; rather that the arrogant mediocre pin-head manager that used to be a a mediocre 3rd string player – as some would have you believe. You know, If I’d had the breaks I could have been Becks-esque in my international appeal.

    Keep up the good work, son, and just watch next season and I will prove yet again that no-one but no-one can manage a club like me…..


  • donkey

    May 18, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    Comment #26

    be interesting when the arsenal game is on to see what the majority of fans really think

  • yo-yo

    May 18, 2013 at 1:59 PM

    Comment #27

    Funny that so mnay people on here wanted Poyet – racist now suspended by B&H and/or Martinez Win% 29.14 in EPL.

    The grass is always greener

  • yo-yo

    May 18, 2013 at 2:03 PM

    Comment #28


    silly season started early this year – you’ve already missed loads of silliness

  • Ruddy Marveaux-lous

    May 18, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    Comment #29


    It’s interesting to note that Martinez never achieved higher PL finishes with Wigan than either Jewell or Bruce had achieved yet he is lauded as some sort of football genius.

    Little tip Roberto, there are 2 halves of the pitch, while it’s lovely to play attacking football in one half, it is also essential to defend in the other 😉

  • TurkishFan101

    May 18, 2013 at 2:16 PM

    Comment #30

    @Jamiemac and other pardew lovers —

    Pardew got us to 5th but he could of achieved even champions league if he adapted to the 4-3-3 correctly and not go negatively to try out his stupid negative sit deep tactics in the second half of that good season. Also let me tell you this, he has done well for West Ham, Charlton, Southampton first year as well, well until he…. got found out! The first season he took over a good squad with high morale, spirit and chemistry and god bless Chris Hughton for this. Pardew has always failed on his second season because his tactics got found out by every Premier League team as his adapts to his normal hoof ball deep playing philosophy.

    He changed players work rate such as Tiote which used to be a holding defensive midfielder to attacking midfielder which he himself quoted “I am trying to make him be like Essien from Chelsea and adapt his play” Tiote is not Essien, and this has completely destroyed Tiotes build and play. He turned Ben Arfa one of the most talented players in the whole world to a defensive player and made him track back so much that he barely gets an opportunity to attack.

    You don’t need me to explain how negative and how big of a ego this guy is full of. When has he ever blamed himself for how he got it wrong? once, twice, three times? NO not even once. He goes around blaming everyone at the training ground, players, owner and even us fans!

    What do you mean its not Pardew’s fault for the team playing bad? Are you blind, stupid, an idiot? Is he not our manager? does he not direct the philosophy of his tactics and intemperate it within the squad? have we got another imaginary manager you are not telling us about? He directs how the players play, long pass, short pass, speed, tempo, defensive duties, attacking duties, pressing, containing. He is in charge of all of these stuff, he is our manager. Do you not know what goes on in the management world of football and tactics? He cooperated the negative tactics into the squad. And also you are saying Benitez wont get us playing.

    Seriously are you “JamieMackem” cause all I see here is you wanting Pardew to stay and relegate us you fool. Benitez has put another cup to his cabinet that being Europa league and Pardew? Saint Johnsons Paint Trophy.

    Anita- Ajax prospect, coach saw him as a son. He played brilliantly which secured Ajax title with him playing. He had 3 MOTM awards in a row before Cabaye came back from injury and straight into the squad to replace him.

    Tiote – Pardew changed him from being defensive and holding mid to attacking minded clueless chicken wondering around the pitch, giving away stupid freekicks and made a negative impact.

    Cabaye – Do you know how good this lad performs for his team who don’t rely on hoof the ball tactics. Wake up you twat, he was our best player last season before all the negativity got to him. Linked with Bareclona, Manchester United, Tottenham, is that a coincidence? No.

    Cisse – He is still Premier Leagues best strikers, 7 goals disallowed, always left on his own, no support what so ever from midfield. There is a big massive space between cisse and other team mates, others are all defending and Cisse is left on his own against 5-6 players on opposition. You really are clueless, you don’t watch the matches and you come on here to rant to keep Pardew? how about you shut it.

    Debuchy – He was excellent in the Euro’s, you are guessing why he came here with the age over 27? Pardew got him cause he wanted to make sure Cabaye stayed otherwise, Cabaye was long gone.

    Sissoko – Every player has a massive boost of morale when they want to prove themselves in the Premier League, Pardew played him out of position ever since in a attacking role just behind Cisse. I don’t understand this stupid twat, Sissoko is a holding mid where should be playing next to Tiote.

    Mbiwa – Amaetuer? his first season in PL and his excellent, he has saved us from relegation. Go worship your bramble in sunderland you tool.

    Santon – Santon is a work in progress, excellent talent but wont progress with Pardew in charge.

    All those comments you made about the players are negative and you go on about other fans of how negative we are? We want the good for the team, the players. We work so hard, get paid and we come back home or a weekend to relax to see negativity like this which makes sure want to shout out so loud?

    You are not a toon fan, you are a troll, a mackem. A toon fan would want best for his club, players cause we live to work and shouldn’t put up with this joke of a show.


    May 18, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    Comment #31

    @IndyKaila on Twitter reporting Carlton Cole could go to Newcastle, powerful PL player with lots of experience and will help develop players like Ben Arfa, Cabaye, M’biwa and Debuchy.

  • english yeoman

    May 18, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    Comment #32

    ALL those tops are RANK!

    Let the Buyer beware – ffs

    Get a Retro top – they can’t go out of date by definition.

  • frost-nufc

    May 18, 2013 at 10:24 PM

    Comment #33

    Amen to ThurkishFan at post 30!

    Very well written points about how Pardew turns potential gold to shit.

    Thumbs up


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