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Another Newcastle Bid Turned Down – It’s Not Enough

4:41 pm, Wednesday, July 10th, 2013 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 316 Comments

The Daily Mirror reported today that Newcastle’s  bid to sign goalkeeper Jeroen Zoet was a done deal, but we guess not, as sources in Holland are telling talkSPORT that his club, PSV Eindhoven have turned down a £1.7M offer from Newcastle for their 22 year-old 6’3″ goalkeeper.


Jeroen Zoet – 22 year-old PSV goalkeeper

The bid was reported to be £2.5M by the Mirror so the fee being talked about is also different, but the news is that PSV rejected Newcastle’s bid immediately – it’s simply not high enough.

PSV apparently see the star 22-year-old Dutch U21 goalkeeper as important for them in the future – translation – they want more money for him.

We were surprised that Newcastle were even after a goalkeeper, since Alan Pardew seemed happy enough with back-up goalkeeper Rob Elliot last season, and Rob played very well overall, and the 27 year-old has improved a lot since arriving on Tyneside from Charlton two years ago, by his own admission.

But we think Alan Pardew likes to have three experienced goalkeepers in the squad, and is probably trying to replace the departed veteran Steve Harper.

20 year-old Jak Alnwick is now Newcastle’s third choice goalkeeper, but could be sent out on loan this coming season to get first team experience.

We don’t know if Newcastle will go back with an improved bid to PSV – but maybe not.

What do you think?

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316 responses so far ↓

  • 1 funguswatty // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:44 PM

    come on Edd it talksport and the mirror we all know they like spreading crap about us

  • 2 wolfshead@toon // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:44 PM

    should have hung onto harps

  • 3 richyg01 // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    What a surprise, the Mirror got it wrong!!

  • 4 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:50 PM


    Well if you’re not going to believe anything that the club says, what’s the point in discussing it? You can believe whatever story you want if it’s just speculation.

    We don’t have masses of money to overhaul the squad and we don’t need a huge number of players. The sensible thing is to wait for the right deal. There haven’t been any signings from other clubs yet that I thought we should really have been in there instead so I don’t see the problem at all.

  • 5 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:57 PM

    @TDS It’s like talking to a brick wall, why rush in for players like kone when you can just wait, play it smart, Patience is the key, and I have a instinctive feeling that a lot of people on this blog will be relieved and happy by the time the market shuts.

  • 6 nut meg // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    Just as a matter of interest doe’s anybody know for sure who from nufc puts the valuation on the players we want to buy ? Is it Carr,Pardew,Kinnear or Ashley ? only asking cos they all take a hella long time to sort out.

  • 7 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:59 PM

    Sissoko + goofy, whos contracts where running out where supposed to be signed in the summer for free. Wasnt that confirmed at the time?!?!

  • 8 Phatoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 4:59 PM


    Pretty sure Gouffran was a brought forward as well (he was supposed to be free this summer). I think Yanga-Mbiwa was a delayed from the summer (as was Debuchy. Not sure when Haidara was meant to be bought.

  • 9 stuart no9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    Into the 2nd week of july now and its good to see all our transfers running smoothly. the 2nd week of july and all we have to show for it is a 16 year old kid., bearing in mind we didnt have a CF for most of the season , i would have thought that would have been the priority. shambles absolute shambles . joke’s earning his money then !

  • 10 Phatoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    @ToonDarnSarf *amended to make sense!*

    Pretty sure Gouffran was a brought forward as well (he was supposed to be free this summer).

    I think Yanga-Mbiwa was a delayed from the previous summer (as was Debuchy).

    Not sure when Haidara was meant to be bought.

  • 11 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    Nut, its gotta be carr… Ash knows nothing about football, id hope pards is to busy with other stuff, and jfk is a f##king idiot..

  • 12 daztoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    No i aint gullible like you to believe everything that the club says.We have a good team but a very average squad.

  • 13 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    Phat surley maps was brought in cos colo was ” off ” in jan

  • 14 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:09 PM

    7 month since ba left the toon. I would have thought Carr and the scouting staff would have had our intended targets lined up to the board.
    Yet we’ve gone back in for remy,who will make a quality addition I might add.but if qpr had survived relagation we wouldn’t even be contemplating this target. And as for bent,excellent player in his day-but past his best by far

  • 15 daztoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    It always takes an age to replace what we need.Campbell left and it took over a year to replace him. Loven and Best left and took over six months to bring in cover.

  • 16 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    If the majority of fans are pleased by the end of the window I’ll be very surprised.

    In order for that to happen we would need to bring in about 4 players and if the board brings in 4 players that would seriously improve the squad I’d be flabbergasted.

    Not saying it won’t happen, but it is unlikely.

  • 17 jordijohnty // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    Is it true that kinnear is on holiday as of the start of the transfer window opening? I thought he had been on a long break since spring 2009, or am I missing something?

  • 18 HullMag6 // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:32 PM

    Remy was Ba’s replacement or that was the theory until gazumped by qpr with no plan b.

    Beginning of the end for lambeezy that was.

  • 19 toon kk // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    Kevy@5………lets hope you’re right but I have an awful feeling it’s going to turn out like last summer leaving alot disappointed. MA doesn’t like spending. He had to in january or we would have been relegated.

  • 20 toonluvva // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    I expect that we tried to get this lad on the cheap.

    Nothing wrong with that if it leaves some more cash in the kitty for the next target.

    If we think we need another keeper and rate him enough then we should go back in at say £2m. Obviously we have a top price in mind for him and won’t go above it. Just please don’t be too stingy.

    I’d still like to see 2 strikers please and perhaps another young central defender to bring on for a couple of years time.

    Hope you agree JoKe.

  • 21 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    Newcastle low balling another club? Can’t be true surely

  • 22 plana // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:44 PM

    I hope we don’t fill the team with Zulus and end up like Kinnears Wimbledon as they were shocking!

  • 23 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:45 PM


    I think some people want to be miserable!

    I can see the sense in going in for Kone though. His release clause was relatively low and we know he wanted to leave. He’s a good buy for Everton and his wages won’t be too high either.

    I’m happy that we were in for him and I hope we stick it out to get the right deal. I don’t want us to pay £12M for a player like Bony that no CL teams were after, I’d rather sign a player who wants to be a regular for a CL team but isn’t quite ready. We can sign him for £10M or so, give him regular first team football and then either he gets CL football with us or he moves on for £20M+

  • 24 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:46 PM


    I’m not sure what you were getting at about Sissoko and Goofy? They were both going to be free in summer apparently but they cost a few mill in January and they do get paid a lot in wages too.

  • 25 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:48 PM


    Yeah, I’m pretty sure that MYM was supposed to be bought last Summer. Debuchy, Sissoko and Goofy were brought forward though. I think we would also have liked to have signed a replacement for Ba, so that’s where we’re lacking I think.

    Haidara is a normal transfer just adding to the youth team I think. We need to keep signing prospects like that who can challenge the first team and be sold on for decent money if they don’t quite make it.

  • 26 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    Why don’t we have masses of money to overhaul the squad? Pretty sure we are the 20th richest club in the world, we aren’t on the bread line

  • 27 Tommyy // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    Another day we get weaker relative to others in the league, ah well it’s only a game.

  • 28 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:50 PM


    It’s one thing questioning what the club is telling us, and another thing completely to believe that the club is always lying to us to suit an agenda that you believe they have.

    It makes perfect sense that Debuchy, Sissoko and Goofy were going to be signed in the summer. Simpson was covering at RB and we wanted to get them for free. It’s logical.

  • 29 Tommyy // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    Of all the young players we have, Haidara is the most promising for me. He plays like a young Evra and has everything to be just as good if not better.
    Once experience allows him to improve his positioning and decision making he will be our starting left back for certain.

  • 30 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:53 PM


    We are the 20th richest club in the world in the costliest league in the world. 20th also means that we are behind Utd, Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Liverpool and Spurs, plus 13 other clubs who often play in the CL.

    We don’t have masses of money because about 70% of our revenue last year was spent on wages. Check out the accounts.

  • 31 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    How the hell do you know what sissoko or goofy are on wages!!!
    And they didn’t cost a few mil goofy wasn’t even a million euros and socks was like one and a half

    But your right I’m glad were squirrelling away all that increased TV revenue and increased sponsorship money nice to know its there for a rainy day

  • 32 kt97toonarmy // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    If we can get 2 st it will b some1 that is quick young and good infront of goal .i.e. kadlec and some1 with a little experiance ie darren bent but honestly we need better than bent i mean look at them mackam tossers they have signed an us international in jozy ailtore whom scored 20+ goals in the dutch league last season and we are looking at a mackam reject and a suspected rapist i mean honestly.

  • 33 daztoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    Debuchy wasn`t brought forward he was our target all last summer and was a certain for January.If Simpson had been fit in January he would have been sold.Ashley needs every penny us not having being a rich club

  • 34 terencelim // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:57 PM

    Not quite sure why some fans are so obsessed with players’ wages rather than football performance.

    In most cases clubs pay higher wages usually achieve more (league position, titles etc). Wages has probably nothing to do with the quality of players but surely there’s something to do with the vision and how ambitious a club is and the performance speaks for itself.

  • 35 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:57 PM

    TDS yea im at work.. Takes me ages to post then i forget what my point was… I see so many people say most of our signing where brought forward from this summer, i was pointing out only sissoko and goof was planned for this summer due to them being on a free…

  • 36 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:58 PM

    I’m sorry but when the fcuk did the toon army start working for the tax man?
    More keen on the accounts than what’s happening on the pitch, seriously it’s embarrassing

    20th costly club in the world? Behave!!! Are players are on bloody peanuts ffs the only high earners are pre pardew and even then there only on an average top 7 wage!
    No money is spent on the academy none on improving staff none on strengthening the team

  • 37 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 5:58 PM


    Well they’re not on £25,000 per year are they?!

    You can bet that they’ll be on at least £20kpw and quite possibly a bit more. The point is that it’s daft to say that we’re not spending money when we have signed players. Ok, so €2.5M is a couple of million pounds, plus I’m sure there were signing on fees, agency fees etc. plus their wages. It’s still a lot of bloody money!

    Where are we squirrelling it away??? It really is bloody annoying with you lot seemingly convinced that we’re not going to sign anyone this summer when it’s only bloody July 10th!

  • 38 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Detach yourself from the club emotionally, step back and prepare for the worst yet hope for the best.

    While AP is manager and MA is owner we’re on a nothing road to nowhere so the time spent cursing their mismanagement is futile.

    I’m simply going to try and enjoy the ride until the fat one buggers off and the muppet mouthpiece is exposed as the clueless charlatan he is.

  • 39 toon kk // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    TDS……you want to give MA a ring you seem very happy with the way he runs the club, maybe he’ll give you a job.

  • 40 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    We play in the richest league in the world of course players wages will be reflected in that. As for competing with the other 19 up there I didn’t ask to but Christ lets not act like we are skint eh? It’s embarrassing

    Other teams in the league are spending money they have we are currently standing still. Of course they should get the right deal but those aren’t always cheap and they can be sorted out before the windows open

  • 41 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:03 PM


    You’re being daft now. In season 2011-12, our wage bill was £64M. That was the 8th highest in the league that season, higher than Everton, Fulham and QPR for example.

    We may have had the 7th highest revenue, but we spent 69% of our revenue on wages.

    So when you’re going to spout of things about our player’s wages, maybe you should get your facts right.

  • 42 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Not half as annoying as hearing how well we’re being run every day
    £20k a week, yeah it’s a lot to you or me but guess what were not a top flight football team ffs!
    Howay man there are championship clubs that pay that in wages, they also pay signing on fees transfer fees and agent fees that’s not something that’s unique to us
    Oh and the signing on fees would be considerably less than when they were free agents

    As for squirrelling away, when you scrape survival, desperately need players through the door and appoint a DOF to handle transfers because you’ve sacked the last fella for not getting business done, you then get fcuking business done not p1ss around for 6 weeks after the season finishes and see what scraps are left on the reduced to clear shelf

  • 43 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Seems like some people enjoy a healthy balance sheet over an exciting ambitious football club.

    Kind of missing the point I fear.

  • 44 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    I understand what your saying regarding taking your time to find the right candidate for that position. But we are a pl club and time after time nufc shoot theirselves in the nuts and crackers with the way we handle the transfer market
    January was a must otherwise we would have gone down.last summer when we had our best finish for years should have been the time to act as we would have attracted better players with the attraction of Europa football

  • 45 John Tudor // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    the only spent i see is a spent force

  • 46 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    toon kk

    Happy? I was bloody delighted the season we got promoted, after we got rid of the damn mercenaries like Owen, Smith, Martins, Duff etc. Delighted when we finished 5th with young, hungry and ambitious players too. I’m happy we’re not just splashing out money for the sake of it and spending £15M on 29 year old players with a 5 years contract on £80kpw. That attitude drives me nuts.

    So…I could be happier, but I don’t get the negativity.

  • 47 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    like your goofy and sissoko are high earners facts?
    It should of been 7th highest we have one of the highest gate receipts in the league every season been signing low priced players in order to compete with salaries and finished 5th in the league

    Seriously lad all you bang on about is the bloody books
    Christ doubt even MA gives as a much of a shit about them

  • 48 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:08 PM


    I guess you’re the kind of guy that would meet a girl in a bar, get her number, send her a text that evening and then fret that she hadn’t replied in the first 5 minutes right?

    Sometimes the best things come to those who wait. How about you judge the transfer window on 1st September?

  • 49 plana // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    First job peddle Pardew, then start moving all the dead wood out such as Ameobi, Williamson, and if they can get decent money flog Cabaye, and hopefully rebuild the squad with the money.

  • 50 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Dunno about u like but when am sat at St James watching my team struggle against relegation it’s always bring a smile to my face when i think “at least Ashley’s investment is ticking over”

  • 51 daztoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Yeah we don`t want Boumsong signings but Campbell left two summers ago and we got Mbiwa last Jan that was just taking the p*ss.

  • 52 veto // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    for every real news story , we have had 10 fabricated and spun tobe used against us negatively .
    the media do love to wind us up as they have seen the reaction .
    then again , i have little faith in my follow fan’s , havent since i watched them push bobby out

  • 53 John Tudor // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    and the late signings if any fail to hit the ground running due to lack of pre season yeah right

  • 54 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    We play in the richest league in Europe
    In the 4th biggest stadium in the country
    In a league with highest ticket prices in Europe
    With increased TV revenue
    With a new sponsorship deal

    We’re on the breadline here, best get MA to start digging down the back of the sofa

  • 55 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:12 PM


    Like I said, £64M wage bill!!! 69% of our revenue! Arsenal and Man Utd operate on under 60% and that is often the target level. So we’re hardly low payers!

    Who says we’re going to piss around until August 31st? There’s 6 weeks between now and then so why are some of you so damn negative that you’re convinced we’re not going to sign anyone? Is it a case of expect the worst and then you can’t be disappointed??

  • 56 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:13 PM


    When the likes of Villa, Norwich and Swansea have shown ambition and got players wrapped up already, then it’s understandable why some fans are disgruntled, given our small squad and dire need to invest this summer some would’ve thought there’d be movement by now.

    We need to stop quibbling over pounds and pennies. We’re a multi million pound company with a billionaire owner, this penny pinching is embarrassing.

  • 57 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    And I suppose ur a lad who’d get her number and not bother texting because the cost of the text would ruin ur carefully planned accounts

    I heard the same last summer when we were in a far better position and it didn’t end well because we passed up on the opportunity why should I expect us to fight harder this summer?

  • 58 HullMag6 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    For the penny watchers out there I consider the wonga deal as dekkas parting shot. Clubs like Man U got more for sponsoring wait for it…….. their training kit.

    I think dekka got lazy and complacent which boiled mikes piss. There were I’m sure better deals out there. Especially had we performed well, see what happens this next season if we do well we might have an option to change sponsor if the right deal is there – fingers crossed eh?

  • 59 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:15 PM


    Sad to see that the priorities of some fans is aimed in the wrong direction.

    We’re stable now, let’s kick on or kick him out.

  • 60 toon kk // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    TDS……most people don’t want us to spend money in a silly way all we want is ambition a few top signings as and when there needed, sitting on the fence and penny pinching will do more harm than good in the long run.

  • 61 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    Maybe we should all raid our piggybanks to help out?

    I really bloody hate this accountant talk, am a football fan and I want my club to operate like a PL club

  • 62 John Tudor // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    or he was that thick he wrote the wrong number down

  • 63 fatfreddie // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    I’m just as frustrated with the transfer window as everyone else. It’s quite clear in what areas we need too strengthen. A left winger with an eye for the goal and a good crosser (Sinclair), a pacy forward (Remy). That’s the priorities.

    We are seeing teams around us getting business done like Norwich, Sunderland, Liverpool and a few others. But there’s one thing we are forgetting and most likely our delay in transfers. Many teams around us have a lower quality abroad their squad and can easily find improvements cheaply around Europe.

    We haves good and solid squad already which means we are looking at players in a bracket over the others. Problem is they are costly. Money Ashley aren’t really willing to spend. So we need to find those quality players with a lower price tag which is hard and most likely time consuming.

    That’s my thoughts anyway.

  • 64 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    I’m going on about the accounts a lot??? Yeah, that’s because of all the muppets saying that we should spend all that money on players that we have sitting in the bank account. Garbage. What’s the point in people demanding that the club spends more money and slagging off the owner when they don’t even understand whether the club has money or not.

    Season 2011-12, we generated £94M (only £24M was from gate and matchday) which was the 7th highest in the PL. Of that £94M, £64M was wages!

    It’s one thing saying that you’d like an owner who would put in say £20M a year of his own money as a gift to help grow the club, but it’s hardly fair for you to expect that of a man that most of you call a “fat c**t” most of the time. And I don’t exactly see a queue of billionaire Geordies willing to stick in £20M a year and also spend £300M buying the club, do you?

    How about you stop focussing on the accounts and actually look at the reality of the decent squad that we have, the possibilities for strengthening our weaknesses, and the prospect of a decent season with our key players remaining fit and us finishing 7th or 8th or even better?

  • 65 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    Do you actually watch the media circus that is Newcastle? Have you built this high expectation based on the one great window and one window driven by blind panic and the other 10 windows of no real strengthening we’ve had under mike Ashley?
    Or do you sit in a corner with your fingers in your ears going NANANANANANANANA?

    But it’s okay we’re craftily scheming for the nose bleeding heights of tenth place driven by the ambitious mike Ashley
    6 years 1 good season
    Oh yes what an owner

  • 66 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    No need for insults.

    Although I simply cannot understand the train of thought.

    What does it matter to us, as fans, how much is spent as long as we see on field success.

  • 67 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    When your business plan is to get freebies because with no fee you can offer higher wages, you can’t then turn around and complain about the fcuking wage bill

  • 68 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    Damn right like selling Carroll for 35 mill and replacing him with shefki-what the f@ck was that abt

  • 69 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:21 PM


    But we don’t have a thin squad! Look at it without your anti-Ashley/Pardew/Kinnear spectacles on and you’ll see that our squad is strong enough and thick enough to be right up there, just outside the rich top 6.

    If Bony was such a great signing, why weren’t CL teams going for him? Did we really want to spend £12M on him?

  • 70 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    Clearly I need to switch attentions, celebrating a solid balance sheet is more likely than a trophy I suppose

  • 71 daztoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:22 PM

    I`m SureToonDarnSarf wouldn`t even have got a number making her buy her own drinks,while he sipped his pint from a straw counting his loose change

  • 72 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:22 PM


    Yeah. And just because your last date turned out to be a total wash-out, doesn’t mean that you stop dating!

    Mistakes were made last summer. Why don’t you think that we’ve learned from those?

  • 73 Klatoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:23 PM

    Why the fixation on what Norwich,Swansea etc are doing? We ALREADY have a squad miles better than they do, we just need 1 or 2 additions…and preferably a manager who can utilise the undoubted talent we have on the books ALREADY!

  • 74 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    toon kk

    “A few top signings”??? You mean like Debuchy, MYM and Sissoko in January? Excellent signings I’d say! Ok, we’ve lost Ba so we need to replace him, but why do people think we’ve got worse than when we finished 5th? What has changed to the squad?

    Not bad…

  • 75 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:25 PM


    Yeah, we do have a small squad. No wingers to speak of and no decent back up for cisse.

    Our bench is made up with youngsters and mediocre back up.

    If you seriously think our current squad is top 6 then you, sir, are crazy.

  • 76 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    I’ve already sent MA my penny jar!

  • 77 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    TDS@68 we do have a thin squad, especially up front. One decent striker (Cisse) and an apprentice (Campbell). Oh we also have that amazing 1 goal scorer Shola from last season’s league games. We also have a number of useless players such as Obertan hanging around. We also have an injury prone squad because of poor training and fitness producing disasters like Vuckic and Gosling. We need to spend proper money, and do it starting now.

  • 78 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:31 PM


    as we have such a better squad than those you mention, why did they finish above us. and what happens when our only goal scorer get injured?

  • 79 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:31 PM

    You seem to completley ignore the fact that are fith place finish we had an injury free season (might of missed it balancing your cheque books like)
    Last season we had absolutely no cover, so nobody is saying we’ve got worse but if you can’t see we have no quality in depth at all then there is something very wrong
    No natural wingers
    One proven CF
    One decent RB and alot of people who can play there a bit but certainly not adequate cover for injuries
    Two decent CB’s one injury prone bench warmer and mike williamson
    A midfield packed with defensive talent and equally packed with injury prone attacking talent

    Yeah no need to strengthen

  • 80 WWYCD // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:32 PM

    Not going to lie that did raise a smile haha

    bored of the dating girl stuff now mate

    And why don’t I think we’d learn from our mistakes? Why would I? Clear lack of planning or we would have something sorted by now

  • 81 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:33 PM

    Its like persuading a kid you will buy him a toy in a couple days once looking at the value in other places, and all he does is whinge, whinge, whinge that your not buying him it now because your in the store. All you end up with is someone sounding like a spoilt entitled brat, a parent ignoring him and everyone around either giggling at them or judging them

  • 82 HullMag6 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:33 PM

    Maybe our transfers will be like dominoes once one falls into place the others will follow. They just might be watching the timing and are as good as sealed. Time will tell, I too will hold my judgement until Sept 1st. But getting a 1st team possible in soon would calm some nerves.

    Unless we’re waiting for PSG to come in with that ridiculous offer then targets upgraded.

  • 83 roe997 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    Any news,rumours kicking about? Didnt that toon danno spout something yesterday?

  • 84 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:34 PM


    It would appear you’re in the minority.

    You’re welcome to your opinion, as am I welcome to think your opinion is spurious and unfathomable, which I do.

  • 85 Novocastrian66 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    TDS take your point, trouble is everyone else has moved forward more quickly than us. Last season was ruined by Christmas because of a lack of activity in the transfer market. Our dealings in January should have been done last summer.
    Pardew stated in January that the club made a mistake by not strengthening last summer. We’re in danger of making the same mistake.

  • 86 Bambams // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:35 PM

    We dont want our club to do anything more than other fans want at their clubs.

    Still frustrates you when we turn out in droves, starved of any success since the year before i was born and probably have been the laughed at club due to recent events. Which sums up a Newcastle United fan must be a little bit mad.

    Still there is no certainty in football and thats life…..

  • 87 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:37 PM

    Hull mag
    Yep judge on sept 1st
    Not important for signings to have a full pre season or anything (something pardew said he was disappointed about with Anita last summer and also the problem with signing in jan)
    They should just slot right in

    Christ even pardew was saying we can’t bloody get players in early whilst everyone else conducts there business

  • 88 jonobbad // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:38 PM

    One window at a time.


    Gosling is all but agreed to go.

    We did have an exceptional window in jan but they should have been brought in in the summer window.

    The majority of premier league clubs are doing their business now with pre season in mind.
    We are waiting til the last minute again and i presume its to save some money even though:

    Record breaking sponsorship deal ( apparently )
    Record breaking tv rights package
    We are close to or breaking even .

    Mike has had a massive chance to change the direction of this club but he fluffed it.
    Most of us can see this but some just carry on like he is our saviour.
    I for one cant wait til hes gone.

  • 89 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:39 PM

    @Tds You like many fans have probably gave MA more money than you have to your mum on christmas presents in tops/tickets/accessories eh I myself would give my left nut to the team on a silver platter, We may just trust in what we are doing and get behind them.

  • 90 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:39 PM


    You mean the media circus that is Newcastle because fans like you are so damn easy to wind up? Because when a football fan at work makes a comment about our club, you then spend the next 5 minutes slagging off the owner, the manager, the DoF, the quality of the squad etc. The media bloody love it because we’re easy to wind up.

    History of Ashley at Newcastle
    – Summer 2007 – MA buys club for around £134M but screws up and doesn’t notice around another £100M of debt
    – Summer 2007 – MA sticks to the transfer plans and makes net spend of around £8M under Big Sam
    – Jan 2008 – MA tries to make the popular decision and gets rid of Big Sam due to his style of play and brings in KK (decision based on emotion, not logic). At this point, MA was loving sitting in the stands with the fans.
    – Summer 2008 – MA realised that KK is a dinosaur in terms of modern football management and needs someone above him. Screws up by appointing Wise.
    – 2008/9 – KK walks out (rightly – and later vindicated in court), JFK and Shearer send us down with a team full of overpaid donkeys and some decent players who didn’t perform
    – 2009/10 – MA backs the club with his own cash to ensure we kept key players and we got promoted with a record total
    – 2010/11 – we sign Tiote and Ben Arfa and make a massive £35M on Carroll. Miss out on top half on the final game. Not bad for a newly promoted team
    – 2011/12 – we sign Cabaye, Ba, Santon and Cisse for net outlay of around £12M. Miss out on CL on the last day
    – 2012/13 – we sign Anitam Debuchy, MYM, Sissoko, Goofy and others for net outlay of around £14M. Poor performance in the league due to many key players not performing or being injured.

  • 91 roe997 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:41 PM

    Realisticly, where would you see the current squad finish this coming year.

  • 92 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:43 PM


    No. We’re not a top 6 squad and it will take years for us to be established there. Face it, Spurs and Liverpool are the 5th and 6th biggest clubs in the PL right now and their revenues are miles bigger than ours, their wages bills are miles bigger than ours, and their squads have been grown over many years with both clubs being in the top 10 pretty much every years for 10 years.

    We don’t play with out and out wingers, neither do Chelsea really. But we do have the likes of Goofy, Ben Arfa and Marveaux to fill the roles of the likes of Mata, Oscar or Hazard.

    I agree though. We need one first team striker to compete with Cisse and one attacking midfielder/winger.

  • 93 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:44 PM

    We’re in the top 20 richest clubs in the world.

  • 94 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:45 PM


    Even the likes of Arsenal and Liverpool complain about having “useless” players in the squad. We can’t have top players in every position.

  • 95 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:46 PM

    Forgetting the decision to sack Hughton, the decision to rename the stadium, failing to sign a CB despite being in need of one since promotion. Not investing despite having momentum after finishing 5th.

    He’s done more wrong than right. Why are you defending him?

  • 96 HullMag6 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:46 PM

    Until big mike is bought then it’s a case of make do with who you’re dealing with.

    Not overly inspired, the clubs operating model looks good and with the exception of chief scout Carr all the other personnel is wrong.

  • 97 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:46 PM

    Quality squad depth Joe. Start thinking about it now. And I’m not talking about players like Obertan and Shola. Why was Perch the first to go? Would someone actually pay for him? Nobody interested in Obertan and Shola Joe? And what about future stars like Amalfitano? Clear them out Joe. Then bring in some decent replacements. Do your job Joe and stop telling everyone how amazing you are. Let us decide that.

  • 98 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:46 PM


    Yeah, as I’ve said before 5th place was an overperformance.

    Compare our squad strength to the likes of Everton, Sunderland or Villa. Those are definitely 3 clubs that should be up in the top 10 with us based on the size of club they are. I’d say we compare favourably.

  • 99 viv // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:47 PM

    Once uncle Joe, gets back from his holiday. Old Pardew, will be told he is surplus and sacked. Then the ins and outs will start for real. A new manager will be brought in as Joes old ticker is’nt up to managing the team again. So the new manager will be someone who Joe, gets on with and has a short name like Jol, from Fulham.

  • 100 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:47 PM


    wrong we had £87m and Ashley was well aware of it he had seen the books the thing he did not know was the debts were secured against hall assets so had to be repaid when the halls sold up.
    you spout this same rubbish all the time, you not a one to lets facts get in the way of your opinion are you do you make it up on the fly.
    Ashley purchased the club to promote his business this worth about £20m per year taken out the club free.

  • 101 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:47 PM


    I think that’s how most football fans would see us if they happened across this blog sadly…

  • 102 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    Perhaps but they do something about it TDS @93. We don’t. Shola has been a useless lump for a couple of seasons at least. Ba has been gone for a long while now. We’ve needed a decent crossing winger for ages. Apparently nobody in the squad (except perhaps Ben Arfa) can take consistently decent corners. The list of inadequacies goes on and on.

  • 103 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:51 PM


    In danger of making the same mistake? Sure we are. I’m in danger of dying in a car crash every single time I get into my car, but I don’t get into my car convinced that I’m going to have a crash.

    Why do people look at the window and assume it will be negative? Because of one bad window?

    I’m not bothered about any of these players going to Norwich or Swansea. If we really wanted them, I believe they would have joined us. Sure we lost PEA because he wanted to go to BvB, and we lost Kone because he wanted to play for Martinez. I can handle that.

  • 104 Klatoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:52 PM

    Fatman, because we have an incompetent manager. Give this group of players to any half decent manager and see them shine at the opposite end of the table.

  • 105 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:52 PM

    Is Joe back from his hols yet? No hurry Joe, we realize you were exhausted from your ranting. But still could you manage to show up at the ground soon? Alan would love to have your input on so many different aspects of the club. And Graham is lonely travelling about scouting by himself. Charnley needs a lot of help as well. So there is lots for you to do Joe. We can hardly wait.

  • 106 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:53 PM

    All this about ashleys wrongs, I don’t see anyone mention the 1 main fact that is it’s simple if he didn’t take over we would not be where we are today we would be an other portsmouths dropping league’s like fly’s bankrupt… I mean Michael owen like 18 million sorry but I will just never get over that, Has to be the worst decision ever made in football history.

  • 107 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:54 PM

    But of course it was his first time taking over a football club so i’m pritty sure he has learnt from it and that’s why he is not committing to spending.

  • 108 ToonMauritius // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:55 PM

    Hi Lads

    I see a guy on twitter saying that we have agreed a deal with a striker and he is below 27 yrs and right footed
    lets hope it’s true.

  • 109 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:56 PM

    Mauro Zarate.

  • 110 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:56 PM

    You probably don’t believe in climate change either TDS. The facts are there in front of all of us. A club where everything is working well doesn’t finish 16th and have a manager whining about having to play in Europe. Then Pardew says how relieved he is not having European games this season. The whole point in playing is to excel and do better each season. This lad with his losing mentality needs to go but so does Joe and the owner. Pathetic but that’s reality sometimes.

  • 111 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:56 PM

    @ToonMauritius Yea and I herd jesus was gods son.

  • 112 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 6:57 PM


    Where is the evidence to suggest we’d be another Portsmouth?

    If it’s a fact there would be proof, otherwise it’s an opinion.

  • 113 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    One, two, three, four, come on baby say you love me.

  • 114 viv // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    Pardews, coming in his strides because Colocini, might stay. He should have been one of the first out of the club after Pardew, the guy is to slow for the Premier league remember Arsenal away and Suarez taking the piss out him. So pack him off to Argentina, with his pal Jonas for company and buy some young guns!

  • 115 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    If MA hadn’t taken over we’d of done a Portsmouth?
    Proof or hearsay
    Because I reckon that is absolute bollox

  • 116 colwell // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    NUFC Stats ?@NUFC_Stats 21h
    NUFC are the only Premier League club yet to sign a senior player in this transfer window! #leftbehind #nufc

    Don’t worry we finished 16th, never got relegated we only need one player. After all if it wasn’t for not having another striker we’d be in the top 8.

  • 117 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:03 PM

    @Ruddy the facts are the club was in a huge amount of debt. Yes it’s possible we could have been bought over by someone else but then again, Who is stupid enough to buy a club over 150 mil in debt except for ashley? It could have been very possible if we weren’t took over.

  • 118 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:04 PM


    Yeah, judge on 1st September. Criticisms can include not getting players in early enough, but it’s a bit early to slate them now!

  • 119 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    £150 million in debt!!! It wasn’t even £90 million man

  • 120 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:06 PM


    Everton nearly got relegated TWICE under Moyes. But they were pretty decent the last few seasons right?

  • 121 TurkishFan101 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    Lads apparently a striker will be confirmed around 8pm today? Dono but it seems highly unlikely.

  • 122 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    @Tads then why did ashley loan the club over 150mil intrest free? I thought it was to pay their debts.

  • 123 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:08 PM


    So you’ve went from “fact” to “very possible”

    Any number of outcomes could have occurred had Ashley not bought the club so to make him out as a saviour is wrong in my opinion.

  • 124 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:09 PM

    We currently owe MA 267million it’s suppost to be now after the relegation season and all.

  • 125 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:09 PM


    MA loaned the club around £100M to pay off debts when the club was bought. Ok, £87M if other people are correct. He then loaned the club a bit more for operational costs the next year and about £30-40M to keep us ticking over the season we were relegated. All in all, I believe there is a £267M purchase price for MA to break even. That includes the £137M original purchase price and £130M of interest free loans that he’s given the club.

  • 126 daztoon // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    We didn`t have a debt of 150 million that`s just shite it was around 85.We are now nearing that figure under Ashley and after his initial 5 year plan we are in the same position.Average manager fighting to be a top 10 side and still in debt but to bank Ashley.Imagine how much of the debt would have been paid off if he had paid for the free advertising of Sports Direct

  • 127 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:11 PM

    Not when the AP has continually stated in windows he wants players in early to get as much time as possible for them to settle

    So when crap like this happens, MA is not only coming across as a fat ******* money grubbing **** who only wants to **** ******* **** ************* ***** all over the fans and **** ******** ***** *** , he’s also coming across in a very public manner as not supporting the manager
    That effects morale, of the squad, the coaches, the general staff
    It effects the fans
    It effects any potential signings, who wants to sign for a club when the owner doesn’t back the manager?
    It effects the overall reputation of the club by inviting negative press

  • 128 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    @Ruddy It’s a fact I remember coming on here and reading the articles MA didn’t know about the debt when he bought the club and then had to pay it , got dirty joed by freddy. It was over 100 million for certain .

  • 129 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:12 PM


    that old myth again what crowds do Portsmouth get 16,000 in an old wooden throwback from the 19th century, £119m of debt, i think its a bit daft to compare our £50m on stadium expansion & £37m loss to buying crappy has been’s. with crowds over 50,000 per home game.

  • 130 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:12 PM

  • 131 Tonytoon73 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    WWYCD still a negger mate. lol

  • 132 colwell // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    It just goes to show not only does MA have a lack of ambition but so do some of the fans. FFS under MA we have had 1 top 10 finish, been relegated its pathetic, yet people on here feel the need to stick up for him.

    For the fans that actually want the team to come out and say WE want too really push the top 6 not aim for top 10, we need more than 1 or 2 signings, 2 need to be strikers, a winger and overall players with pace. Will we sign 4/5 players will we funk. Doesn’t bother MA anyway he still has his loyal sheep!

  • 133 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    TDS@119 yes they were. But they had Moyes and we have Pardew and Kinnear above him. A recipe for continuing disaster. Pardew couldn’t manage a boy scout troop and Kinnear couldn’t direct himself to the nearest loo.

  • 134 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    I haven’t commented in months but I can see we are still arguing about the same things.

    I say judge our squad when we finish the window. We are clearly after players but it’s taking time.

    Out of the clubs around us there’s not many players who they’ve signed and I’ve been jealous. Sunderland’s Altidore perhaps but he didn’t exactly shine at Hull.

  • 135 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    It’s not a fact. You’re describing fraud when the reality is that Ashley didn’t do due diligence. It was his own fault.

    We had debt, but we weren’t in danger of administration.

    So, once more, how is it a fact?

  • 136 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    It was under £90 mil, the extra he put in was to bankroll the club in the championship to protect his investment after his monumental management c0ck up in the relegation season

    We were never in danger of doing a Leeds

  • 137 Mister Tuff // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    Well it’s been a long and tortuous day with nothing at all on the transfer front.
    I certainly do not mind the ITK’s chipping in with their snippits of info – however I do think some posters behave -to coin a phrase -like real fannies -when posting to the ITK’s pleading for snippits or thanking them for input already known the world over.
    Now then back to the present -I’ve been waiting all day for the ITK’s to appear – I really need to go to the toilet and was hoping one of them would be able to advise me as to how many pieces of toilet tissue I should use. Hurry please.

  • 138 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:16 PM


    Ashley loaned the club £46m to cover debts that he had caused, due to his (um) wise director of football. at least he’s such a clever man he will not make that bad move again will he.

  • 139 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    I think it’s fairly clear from Pardew’s recent statements that we’re not getting a fullback in. He says Mbiwa can cover both fullback positions. So then if Mbiwa gets injured what happens? As for wingers I don’t even think we’re looking. Carr probably has a few on a list but we have the amazing Obertan as backup. Vuckic should manage to stay fit for at least 2 games so we have cover at AMF. What are we worried about lads and lasses? Alan and Joe have it all sussed.

  • 140 sparky55 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    klatoon@103…bang on the money there m8…forget everything else that’s going on around the club and blaming this ,that and the other…but with the squad of players Pardew has had available to him he’s proven yet again he’s simply not up to the job.

    You could give Pardew the Barcelona squad and he’d turn them into mid table mediocrity playing hoofball to Messi

    Get rid of Pardew and things will improve very quickly even if we don’t sign anyone.

    Pardew is the root of all our problems and very simple to resolve

  • 141 Alan_Pard_Who // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    And Sunderland are close to signing yet another player.

    They’ve had a bid for Emanuele Giaccherini accepted by Juventus.

    Oh to have an owner willing to back a manager.

  • 142 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:21 PM

    @57 nice bowling mate !

  • 143 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    These signings arriving at Sunderland is a little annoying. Like Niall says time will tell as to whether they’re going to work out but at least they’re trying to get players in.

  • 144 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:24 PM


    that article is wrong because it shows the purchase price of £134m as debt, the rest of the interest free loam is purely for accounting and taxation reasons its not really a debt as Ashley owns 100% of the club and you cant owe yourself money. its purely to show what money he wants to sell up.

  • 145 Alan_Pard_Who // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:25 PM


    Not just Sunderland.

    All the teams are signing players now and trying to bed them in.

    Quality players to smaller teams than us.

    It’s going to be a long, long Summer for us.

  • 146 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    Your date who constantly lies and cheats on you and you think she’s learnt from her mistakes because she doesn’t clme home covered in sp#&k one night from her latest dalliance !

  • 147 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    Mister tuff.
    I’m no itk but make sure you take an extra sheet for the crap what comes out ya mouth !!!.
    Only joking mate,I had to get that in lol

  • 148 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    Farman joe
    Think your missing the point tbh
    Nobody is saying we need to make a signing because Norwich have
    The worry is that the teams that finished around us are all strengthening sensibly, and actually alot of there signings are players we were linked with so the calibre of player is decent
    It’s all well saying well we shouldn’t of finished 16th last season with the squad we have, the fact is we did and there’s nothing to say we won’t again and MA has a responsibility to ensure that doesn’t happen again

  • 149 viv // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    Pardews, just there taking training until old Kinnear, sacks him next week.

  • 150 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    Hope the Mackems don’t get Giaccherini. He is a decent little player and I would have him here. I really hope tomorrow we unveil about 4 signings like we did in January. The lack of activity whilst others are strengthening is torture 🙁 .

  • 151 croftus5678 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:28 PM


    i’m with kevy on this one forgetting the fee ashley paid for the club (which is blks about ashley claiming it in his loan as the money he paid for the club is there when he sells it) the debt alone was over 100mil (obv it was ashes fault for not investigating before putting his money on the table though)
    and at the time our wages and running costs over the year was on a minus for previous years past meaning it was losing money (but agree it would not have gone into admin as things would have changed at some point before that time i.e. selling star players ect) and i would guess we had another 5 years or so before we was up sh*t creek.

    i like ashley has made us fend for ourselves on that front but i also believe he makes a bloody good profit from us also and that the club is gaining value also for when he sells.

    unfortunatly i think swansea will overtake us this season with there signings and scumderland all i can hope for is that all there players flop 🙂

  • 152 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    Mr tuff
    That is dependant solely on brand good sir, if its a cheaply you always risk a breakthrough!

  • 153 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Just because we were linked doesn’t mean we were actually ever in for them.You know that right?

    We have a team than most of the teams that were around us but we had a rotten season of injuries.

    I’m not saying we don’t need to sign. I’m sure we are going to sign some quality players. Clearly if we were willing to spend 13-15m on one player we are going to spend that kind of money on others.

  • 154 Mister Tuff // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    jazzyp – that was like a dagger in the heart.

  • 155 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:34 PM

    * a team that is better than most teams around us.

  • 156 89Norcal // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    Even the ITKs and news outlets are hardly talking about us, except when it’s about Darren Bent.

  • 157 sparky55 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    Has the thought occurred to anyone else that the reason why nothing is happening in the transfer market as far as we’re concerned might be because we could be showing pardew the door at any moment.

    JFK going on holiday at the most important time of the transfer window is wrong on all fronts and there must be reason why he’s keeping his distance and nowt is happening

  • 158 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    I see Norwich have signed Martin Olsson now. A very decent fullback from what I recall and an international. Who have we signed Joe? Oh that’s right we don’t need anyone. When you finish 16th you are in a clear position of superiority. And as I recall Pardew has already stated that only the top 4 clubs can sign players early in the window. Is that a new rule that we’re not aware of Alan? Already having to make excuses for Joe are we?

  • 159 croftus5678 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    @147 tds

    very true buddy

    if we stay the same but everyone else below us improves theres only one way we can go !

    personally swansea/norwich and maybe sunderland (least convincing) have gone up a few levels in ability

  • 160 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Mister tuff.
    Just trying to lighten the mood buddy.fed up with the same old same old every day.
    Anyway according to Turkish we’ve got about 20 minutes to wait for our new nufc cf to be signed up

  • 161 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    As things stand we are going into a new season with the same team that lost the last three home games 10-0 with the same plonker as manager, i can’t see any goals in the team. things need to change or we will go down.

  • 162 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:45 PM


    Colo didn’t play in two of those games. So it won’t be exactly the same.

  • 163 Mister Tuff // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:48 PM

    jazzyp – yes indeed anything to raise the spirits a bit. I’m now looking forward to JK returning from his holis -when he does surely the first punch up with Percy cannot be far off.

  • 164 tonynufc // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:49 PM


  • 165 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:50 PM


    we have been hammered with Coloccini playing and he’s not likely to score many. so who will score the goals then, the tea lady.

  • 166 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:51 PM

    We won’t sign anyone until Joe comes back unfortunately. What sort of message would it send to bring in a director of football and then sign someone whilst he’s away tanning his finely tuned body?

    We are in for a long wait I think.

  • 167 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:51 PM



  • 168 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    I see Sunderland have a serious bid in for Giaccherni. Are we interested in making any serious bids Joe? No you say? So we’re sticking with the ridiculous lowball bids then? And that has worked so well hasn’t it?

  • 169 Ginger // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    The thing that is worrying me is the fact that at the rate were going the players we get aren’t going to have anytime to settle in before they’re thrusted into a premier league match and sometimes it takes ages for them to settle.

    Just look at our captain Collo, took him a full season to turn into the quality CB we all know and love.

  • 170 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    Holy crap the lot of you sound like frickin children.

    So that being the case. Sit down shut up and dont make a peep while the adults are talking.

    And sparky apparently joe is on holiday for the anniversary of his sons death, I wouldn’t look too much into pardew leaving he would be out by now.

  • 171 tonynufc // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:53 PM


  • 172 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:53 PM


    Agreed. I don’t think he’s going to make much difference if we don’t improve the squad but I didn’t want a half-truth to go unanswered.

  • 173 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    That’s an exiting announcement tads @166. If we get both MECAPS LOKSTUC and IVAN TOBIDDLOW we’ll be in position to contend for top 4!

  • 174 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:54 PM


  • 175 tonynufc // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    twitter saying watch out at 8oclock. probably bullshit

  • 176 Novocastrian66 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:55 PM

    TDS. If you deliberately drove your car at 70mph into a brick wall without wearing a seat belt, had a near death experience but fortunately survived, would you do it again?
    Don’t think so.

  • 177 sparky55 // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:57 PM

    seannufc87@169. shame of it is you might be right…I guess I was hoping more than anything else! 🙂

  • 178 ToonDarnSarf // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:58 PM


    Yet again you’re passing judgement on what the squad think of Pardew, MA and the rest. I bet they haven’t had great first impressions of JFK, but the fact that they have signed for Pardew and play for Pardew surely says something positive? How many of them have asked to leave the club? Only Ba and Colo to my knowledge.

  • 179 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 7:58 PM

    Mister tuff.
    Handbags at 10 paces more like.especially as Percy the doormat has come out and made some interesting comments directed at Jk today.

  • 180 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:01 PM

    Um have sunderland really improved? Imo they have signed a load of s##t

  • 181 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    That makes no sense when did I say players are asking to leave?
    I’m talking about players coming man ffs
    MA has done nothing but undermine AP for a while now in a public manner
    Do you seriously think that has no knock on effect?

  • 182 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    Norwich have now made a bid for Toby Alderweireld.

  • 183 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    @NUFC_Stats: Obafemi Martins has chosen to use shirts from his old clubs to upholster his golden dining room chairs #nufc

  • 184 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:05 PM

    I’d have Martins back. We need pace and power.

  • 185 djm... // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:06 PM

    If we had signed Martin olssen people would have said we weren’t showing ambition.

    People need to chill, we are only 3 players away from having a team with two players at least at premier league quality for each position.

    If we get a top quality left forward and attacking midfielder like remy and de jong then No need for an out and out striker unless someone leaves (I.e. bent in for shola). Then we just need a young right back to cover and compete with debuchy.

    Cisse, Campbell, gouffran, remy, de Jong and, at a push, Ben Arfa can all do a job upfront. With Ben Arfa, gouffran, marveaux, vuckic, remy and de Jong all playing for the three attacking midfield positions.

    Cabaye and Anita as the two deep playmakers. Sissoko as the battering ram of a box to box player with tiote as another more defensive option.

    Santon with Hidara as back up. Debuchy and young player simalar to Hidara as back up. Colo and MYM with Taylor and Williamson as back up.

    Krul with Elliot as back up and Alnwick third choice.

    De Jong and remy are only examples of the type of players we should sign, I’m not too keen on remy for the two obvious reasons.

  • 186 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    Alderweireld is quality, I’d be surprised if he went to Norwich after saying he wanted a move to a European club. I think he’d prefer to wait a year and end up at a top club.

  • 187 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    He was shocking at Brum when he came back on loan

  • 188 Belfast // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    Don’t have a clue why we’re after a goalkeeper like.

    Elliot is decent back up in my opinion.

  • 189 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:10 PM

    Agreed, he saved us loads of points last season. I wonder whether it’s to keep Krul on his toes.

  • 190 Big Pappa Cissé // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:10 PM

    @ Devon

    The mackems have decent strikers in Fletcher and Altidore, also Jonson & Giaccherini (if they sign him)are decent. Sessengon is probably going to leave though so IMO they have 3 decent players possibly 4. Not to mention they lost Mignolet as well.

    Although their signings would not look as good if we brought in some quality 😉

  • 191 djm... // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:10 PM

    Fckucing hell, MARTINS? He was nearly as bad as shola, and was about the same age when he signed.

  • 192 fatman // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    Elliot’s too prone to have a shocker, really a typical Pardew buy. not good enough.

  • 193 GeordieTwo // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    Martins plays in Seattle now. He has had a decent start with them considering the league is not great (MLS). I’ve watched him a few times. A little less pace than before but still a surprisingly good passer of the ball. He still knows how to pressure defenses. Not sure how he would do in the Prem at this stage though. Could probably play for the likes of Palace and Hull.

  • 194 Belfast // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    I would say it’s probably Kinnear who wants a goalkeeper, and not Pardew.

    Or maybe they’re looking to sell Krul.

  • 195 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:16 PM

    Have to say though with signings like amat, fer, olsson, RVW, bony, hadj ba and altidore alot seem to be doing a mis justice of just how good the business clubs around us are doing, most are young players looking to step up to the next level, young hungry with European experience

    We’re looking at players in bent who have played at that level and peaked and are past there prime

  • 196 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:16 PM

    Fat man joe

    He’s a decent shot stopper sure but iv seen better distribution from an armless postman

  • 197 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    It will be interesting to see how Dutch international LB Erik Pieters gets on at Stoke, I’m sure he’ll get on better in the left back position than RW Ryan Taylor did anyway.

  • 198 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    Signing in the next 41 minutes eh?

  • 199 plana // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    Breaking news! Joe Kinnears, has agreed to sign Gaza, and Paulo di canio has transfer listed Colback, stating he’s a ginger Cnut.

  • 200 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    Martins was awesome for us. He did well at Brum. The goal he scored in the f.a cup final was fantastic.

  • 201 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    Would love to wade into the Mashley debt, Leeds, accounts and well run stabality debate but I’m afraid I’m debated out on this subject and there can be no winners as some people prefer a healthy bank balance to a healthy league position.

  • 202 Belfast // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    Aye Norwich, Swansea, Sunderland and the likes will all be stronger next year. Think if we have another transfer window like last summer we’ll be shite again. Once we get a few injuries we’ll be f*****.

  • 203 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:23 PM

    Of you could give krul Elliot’s distribution he’d be a top class keeper
    Unfortunately you can’t and krul seriously needs to work on that this summer because his distribution is possibly the worst I’ve ever seen from a toon keeper!

  • 204 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    But surely when your watching us play our now depleted second string because cabs tiote benny and cisse are injured you’ll be happy in the knowledge we saved a few bob by not wasting it on those pesky players??

  • 205 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:27 PM


    Are you kidding? Please tell me you are as Elliott kicked the ball to pardew more than an outfield player.

  • 206 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:28 PM

    Martins was not awesome for us. He was fast, scored some quality goals but he definitely was not “awesome”

  • 207 djm... // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:31 PM

    Martins was shite, he was te perfect example of what was wrong with the club under shepherd. And by final goal, you can’t mean the one that bobbled to him on the line for a tap in by anychace? The one that was prett much a carbon copy of xisco’s one goal for us?

  • 208 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:31 PM

    Still waiting for us to get rid of Gosling, Williamson, Tavernier, Obertan and Shola. If we get rid of all of those and don’t sign anyone, we’ll still have a stronger squad than last year.

  • 209 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:32 PM

    I know Martins was alleged to have lied about his age but the last time Birmingham scored an FA cupbfinal goal was in 1956.

  • 210 djm... // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    And Elliot is a perfectly capable 2nd choice. He’s made some quality saves and his arm is amazing. He’s not quite as good as krul with his shot stoping, but has a much better distribution.

  • 211 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    @ B.P.C Fletcher looks average in a shit team, just look at his scoring record. Altidore was a massive flop in prem and has it all to prove. Not heard of the other bloke…

  • 212 Belfast // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:34 PM

    Martins is probably about 48 now.

    Those dodgy Nigerian passports are great

  • 213 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:36 PM

    Carling Cup then bloke. We need to loan out the following chaps:

    Sammi Ameobi
    Curtis Good
    Adam Campbell

    Keep Abeid as he’ll eventually replace Cabaye.

  • 214 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    You what? Krul kicks the ball clean out of play, Elliot 9/10 played it short or threw the ball, he only hoofed it when Taylor was doing his short pass backs

  • 215 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    Krul has terrible distribution.

    Elliot is far better in that department.

  • 216 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:40 PM

    Tads – elliot cant kick… He did on the other hand throw it out more, which i prefer. I hate the ball going back to the keeper cos 90% of the time they boot it and lose it.. I hope krul starts to roll it out more, cos in colo n mapou we got decent ball playing defenders

  • 217 Belfast // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:40 PM

    Think Elliot got an assist at one point last season

  • 218 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:41 PM

    I think Abeid didn’t really shine. If he was as good as all that Kets I think the people who were around him every day would try to keep him.

  • 219 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    Belfast. He did yeah lol gotta love route one!

  • 220 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:43 PM

    Not only that but I’ll be so grateful that I’m only paying £ 27 to watch the dross that’s being served up rather than the £32 pound mega rich Spurs are charging to offer their fans hope of CL.

  • 221 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:43 PM

    That he did

    Which is exactly what I said!

  • 222 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:44 PM

    Off topic, this is a tremendous article about the ITK bods out there:

  • 223 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    Damn spurs! Must think we’re all millionaires charging those ridiculous prices, they need to they bleed money, there current status has nothing to do with reinvesting all transfer sales and getting in a top young European manager or having someone in levy who knows what he’s doing, idiots
    Were doing it right, we have joe kinnear

  • 224 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    For anybody who doesn’t read the above, the short version is that Colin aka Cwarr07 from Twitter is the creepy guy with no mates who sidles up to you in the pub with claims of knowledge he has invented. Class.

  • 225 Ben3arfa // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:48 PM

    I hate Joe SCUM Kinnear

  • 226 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    Senegalese cb cheikhou kouyote is in touch with a number of mid table pl teams with a view to a permanent move.
    We have been muted in the past to be interested in this player and would be an upgrade on both Taylor and willo.

  • 227 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    Fair play to martins, Michael owen was a shitty c**t and turned down the no.9 said it was to much pressure martins said I’ll have that and I thought he done quite well considering he was scoring when no one else was…Every one was running about owen this and owen that but I never liked him from day 1 and always rated oba 10 times better. And that goal at 84 mph wow something special.

  • 228 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    I think Shearer had an excellent leg !

  • 229 DevonToon // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    Tads… Yea seen that, you hadnt when i started writing though… Bloody work like

  • 230 AndyNUFC // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:50 PM

    Very surprised if we sanction a couple of million towards 2nd choice keeper competition, though he may be a good prospect, be a mate of Krul’s, Elliott shone when Krul was out.

    Out of anyone I would regret selling Krul the most. He is a homegrown, academy product and one of the PL’s best keeper.

    Having said that, if he did go, I would like to see Vorm from Swansea.

  • 231 Yohan Kebab // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:51 PM

    i speak solely on the prospect of a beastly fifa 14 defence when i say i hope we are in for cheikhou kouyate

  • 232 FatmanJoe // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:51 PM

    I don’t do twitter but I almost signed up simply to see what this cwarr7 business was all about. I guess that’s his plan isn’t it – invent a load of crap, get a name for inventing loads of crap, then have loads of followers on twitter.

    Was it him that said we would have a signing by 8pm.

    Bet his mother’s proud.

  • 233 lesh // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    fatman…. You miss the point that mike Ashley (the human being that is) is owed money by Newcastle United – a corporate entity, not Mike Ashley.

    By the same token, if the corporate becomes bankrupt, insolvent, then it’s Mike Ashley’s pocket that takes the hit. Hence he’s managing the club to protect his own investment. Fair enough I’d say. Yes?

  • 234 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:54 PM

    Bloody swear words, I thought martins was good was scoring goals when no one else was, And michael owen turning down the no.9 shirt said it was to much pressure, Oba said i’ll have that. I never liked owen from day 1 everyone was running about owen this and owen that I was just saying fcuk owen obafemi all day over him. And that goal that got speed tested 84 mph vs spurs wow a moment I will never forget.

  • 235 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:54 PM

    @talkSPORT: Should Benteke’s suitors be wary of signing him? talkSPORT looks back at one-season wonders who suffered after moving

    Lol AC made the list

    @GFN_France: Saint Etienne snap up Baysse for €700k, insurance policy in case of Zouma departure? #ASSE

  • 236 Yohan Kebab // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    i was always more of an oba over owen fan, was my favourite player of that team aside from milner

  • 237 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:57 PM

    That’s no way to talk about the inventor of the wheel

  • 238 one Tony Green // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:57 PM

    I hate plastic arm chair geordies who whinge on about Newcastle but never go to matches. Then make weasel excuses why they don’t. Tossers. Like people who don’t vote then moan about the government ( clowns)

  • 239 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    This is what he had to offer, You won’t see a goal like this now days, keeper didn’t even see it coming.

  • 240 Belfast // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    I liked Owen when he first came.
    It was the rushing back to play for England and getting injured again, that really ferked me off. Never liked him after that.

  • 241 roblee7 // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    Would anyone take Barry n Lescott from city? Never been keen on Barry, but certainly experienced

  • 242 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 8:59 PM

  • 243 Galtierez // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    Martins is/was shite. Missed a boat load to put us down.

  • 244 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    Yeah, at throwing the ball 10 feet in front of him? Super distribution.

    I swear some of you seem to have short memories, the season we finished 5th krul was passing regularly short and starting attacks. Now for whatever reason this season be it pardew using long balls or the team not confident enough to attack from the back he hasn’t done, but I guarantee he kicked the ball out of play less often all season than Elliott did in one game (not including when under pressure as thats just get rid)

  • 245 Galtierez // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    Gamiero to sign soon?

  • 246 Yohan Kebab // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    would take lescott as a saylor upgrade, not barry, we have enough depth there

  • 247 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    @Galtirez I think he was the second top goal scorer in our team the year we wen’t down so can’t really blame him, what was the rest of the team at?

    Personally I blame duff for us going down.

  • 248 09nufc09 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    Oba martins was a classic example of a brainless striker. If he was in a one on one with the keeper (which he wasnt as much as he should have been with the pace he had) i was never confident he would score, he never placed the ball into a corner to avoid the keeper, he always went for power and more often than not missed/ hit it straight at the keeper. Players like shearer and owen know that if you take off a bit of power and place it into a corner then you will score more times than you miss, thats why they have such good goal scoring records.

  • 249 roblee7 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    Kebab…on barry, on a one or even 2 year contract id take him, any longer n definite no. Lescott wud b great IMO

  • 250 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:06 PM

    @247, he certainly scored the own goal that did it.

  • 251 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:07 PM

    It’s still better distribution, doesn’t matter if he’s played the ball 10 yards or 60 yards it keeps possession and allows us to build, garuntee krul turned possession more than any player

  • 252 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:08 PM

    I blame Kinnear for us going down

  • 253 jazzyp // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:10 PM

    Agree mate,Barry’s legs have is where we do have plenty of is what we crave for to link the midfield to attack and that’s where hopefully a certain mr siem de Jong comes in

  • 254 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    I would take Lescott. I just wouldn’t fancy our chances of paying his wages though.

  • 255 kevymartins // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    @Toon_Tom haha I was waiting on that, Remember big andy with his braids scored that year vs stoke then the lines man gave them a offside goal funny how football works if they didn’t get that goal we would have stayed up.

  • 256 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    Kevy – indeed, however hindsight is a wonderful thing!

    Going down helped us get rid of the money grabbers and overly paid players IMO. Worst time of my life but I think it helped us as a team with the mighty Hughton in charge!

    Also – it was nice winning nearly every week 😉

  • 257 roblee7 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:16 PM

    G – I dunno like, we’re paying colo sumit like 75k a week….thats big wages for Ashley to fork out wen u think about it

  • 258 Galtierez // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:16 PM

    Kevy, and the rest mate, and Joke etc. Hate Duff with a passion.Said to him in Morpeth before that game with villa, that he and the team had our support and we would shout like crazy to keep us up. He gave me a dirty look and shook his head! Told him I would loosen his head if he did that again little tw@t. So I guess its my fault he scored an og. Probably said thats for you as he passed it into the net.

  • 259 roblee7 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    Anything happen at 8 o clock then?

  • 260 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:19 PM

    Roblee7 – I made a sandwich and had a $hit at 8pm.

    What did everyone else get up to? 😉

    We won’t be signing anyone until the weekend at the earliest!

  • 261 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:25 PM

    Toon-Tom, that’s impressive multitasking, but I have to wonder about the hygiene of your sandwich. I hope you made it for somebody you didn’t like?

  • 262 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:27 PM

    Another itk bites the dust eh? Speaking of, where is toon danno? Seems awfully quiet since announcing we have signed remy and bent in a double deal last night…

  • 263 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    Damien Duff is the single biggest scumbag that has ever darkened the doors of our football club.

    I really don’t think we could sign anyone as detestable as that square headed prick.

  • 264 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:29 PM

    i think ashley is gonna suprise us in this window ,i have a feeling at least 4 new arrivals ,i think with lambayzee leaving and the joke in here arriving and the mount a stick he has been getting ,would ashley leave him out to dry by not backing him to bring in the purples ,i think we are gonna get a wow signing because its the only thing that will shut people and there negativity the f**k up ,what ya recon ? and no am not on drugs ,alo i am partial to a wee willy bifter .

  • 265 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:31 PM

    G – it’s in the post mate 😉

  • 266 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:32 PM

    newcastle to unveil a trophy player signing ,adebayor is been mentioned if thats what a trophy signing is that winging excuse for a man

  • 267 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:32 PM

    That’s wor lasses scran sorted then!

  • 268 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:32 PM

    My youngest daughter, Izabella, has Downs Syndrome and she actually asked me once whether Duff was “like her”

    Bless her – but she had a point 😉

  • 269 Joe Blog // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    Where’s Catchy these days? Is he to return with vengeance one day, like shingles?

  • 270 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    G – hahaha you’re a true gent

  • 271 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:34 PM


    Not a fan then?

  • 272 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:34 PM

    Well there’s something I have never been accused of

  • 273 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:36 PM

    I don’t know if I’ve ever broached this subject before but just in case I haven’t I can’t fuskin stand Mike Ashleys regime.

  • 274 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:38 PM

    I hate Duff, I hate Owen (mostly Owen), and I hate the people who were in charge that season. I don’t blame Shearer, as the damage was pretty much beyond his control when he came in, and I think he was pretty much only intended as a figurehead to inspire the troops (Not unlike Keegans first stint and the great escape). I will always hate MA / DL / JFK etc, and I especially dislike the players who used the seasons demise and heirachy as an excuse to put themselves in the shop window (NZog / Bassong etc).

  • 275 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    Having a rat nibble small holes in his ball sack and then lowering him in to a bath of vinegar is too good for Ashley ^

  • 276 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:40 PM

    Nzogbia and Bassong both left us for greater things. So far I’m not convinced 😉

  • 277 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:41 PM

    Both were capable of being up for the fight, but both of them were looking elsewhere rather than fighting for the team.

  • 278 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:42 PM


    To put it mildly.

  • 279 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:42 PM

    Some say the same about Jose – however he is one that I still admire as a player. Even tho he’s a fool

  • 280 GatesheadMag // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:44 PM

    If i was n’zogbia and i lost my place in the side to duff id sulk aswell. Zog looked like he was gonna be a world beater so we signed duff. Roeder get ya head checked

  • 281 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:45 PM

    We’ll put a cheeky £10M bid in for Nzog just as this window slams shut 😉

  • 282 G // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:46 PM

    @280, I hope somebody records JFK making that call!

  • 283 Jackel001 // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:47 PM

    See that the mackems are signing Giaccherini

    What a signing for them. Who have we signed again? Oh wait….. What a total joke.

  • 284 toonarmydownsouth // Jul 10, 2013 at 9:49 PM

    Toon_ Tom
    Jose left because he said we had no ambition……..who’da thunked it!

  • 285 manxpie // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:03 PM

    just seen this on twittershere

    nufcnews ?@news4nufc 5m
    “They are one of the best clubs in the world with fantastic fan support” £4 million rated Czech wonder kid #nufc

    god knows if its true but if it is he must read this blog 🙂

  • 286 Jail for Ashley // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:07 PM

    Toon Tom,
    Very good, I think that is far too good for him !

  • 287 TurkishFan101 // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:11 PM


    That sounds like the same quote Ed made up today lol

  • 288 Ben3arfa // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    SCUMBAG Kinnear

  • 289 bills-son // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:17 PM

    If Gouffran isnt a striker or winger can someone tell me what he is?

    I keep reading we only have Cisse and no proper wingers – so what is Gouffran? A centre half that Pardew is playing out of position?

  • 290 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:20 PM

    Forget Lescott. Alderweireld is available at a cheaper price and would demand lesser wages. PLus he is 10 times better than Lescott.

  • 291 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:25 PM


    I think turkish is right, it looks word for word in fact, even the price of 4m check out the piece ed did on kadar

  • 292 TurkishFan101 // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:25 PM


    We would get Alderweild but he wouldn’t want to sit on bench so I rather see colloccini get sold along with Williamson and saylor. Bring in Alderweild/Sakho and Zouma or similar young lad.

  • 293 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:27 PM


    So you want alder? Should have mentioned something sooner.

  • 294 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:28 PM


  • 295 manxpie // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:29 PM

    turkish i know lol as i said god knows if he actually said it

  • 296 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:30 PM


  • 297 SeanNufc87 // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:30 PM



  • 298 pizzicatochan // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:30 PM

    mikeashleyisamackem, that’s the young Ba, not the Fwd…. but we were linked to the young Ba previously.

    Bill-son, right, Gouffran is a forward. Blame Pardew for mis-utilizing.

  • 299 pizzicatochan // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:31 PM

    I have a feeling that the Scumberland is going to sink and go to administration very soon.

  • 300 manxpie // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:31 PM

    nah sean the quote ed said summit about the black n white stripes i only posted it coz of the funny coincidense i don’t really believe it

  • 301 pizzicatochan // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:32 PM

    mikeashleyisamackem, we have signed Kemen.

  • 302 pizzicatochan // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:33 PM

    Could we actually consider Lubo, Streete, Good, Mbabu as our backup CBs?

  • 303 pizzicatochan // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:34 PM

    If Pardew could adequately utilize Adam Campbell and Gouffran, I think we should be fine for a short while.

  • 304 pizzicatochan // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:39 PM

    Moreover, no one consider Sammi as a forward?

  • 305 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:41 PM

    Keman is 2 yrs away from playing

  • 306 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:42 PM

    i know which ba ,we should go get him back from chelsea

  • 307 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:44 PM

    newcastle are gona make us wait till last minute of tranfer window then reveal 4 world beater of players its ashley winding us up

  • 308 mikeashleyisamackem // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:45 PM

    @272 haha

  • 309 Toon_Tom // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:45 PM

    I still think Chelski will replace Ba before we do.

    Whatever happened to the ITK’s saying deals were nearly finalised for Best, DeJong and Remy?

    I’m ITD (in the dark)

  • 310 Ruddy Marveaux-lous // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:45 PM

    Sammy a forward? No thanks.

    He’ll be away on loan next season if the powers that be have any sense, and if push came to shove I’d say he isn’t good enough to ever be a NUFC player (though that doesn’t mean he won’t be)

    I actually have the same opinion about Fergie. I’m not sure any of our youngsters can make it other than Bigi and maybe Campbell. I’d like to think Streete can make it but we’ll have to see.

  • 311 sparky55 // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:47 PM

    Vermaelen is going cheap…shouldn’t we go after someone like him with good premiership experience instead of more defenders from mickey mouse leagues

  • 312 djm... // Jul 10, 2013 at 10:48 PM

    I don’t consider sammy as anything. At least if we are stuck with another amoebi for 12 years, we will know that mrs amoebi has an incriminating photo of Ashley.

  • 313 Toon-Prodigy // Jul 10, 2013 at 11:04 PM

    Not much news to talk about again..

    Rejected bid for a keeper?

    Im stuck as to where are priorties lie, Pardew and Kinnear have spoke about recently that our main priority is a striker(s), yet here we are bidding for a keeper?


  • 314 TurkishFan101 // Jul 10, 2013 at 11:04 PM

    Sunderland sign 20 year old Hadji Ba.

    @manxpie ahhh alright then lol, fair enough

  • 315 jeff // Jul 10, 2013 at 11:10 PM

    you lot think you have it all sussed out.i truly laugh at you.pathetic sheep.norwich and swansea have half the wage bill we do.and finished higher so actually earned more revenue outside of ticket sales.if you notice we actually charge reasonable ticket prices and could probably gain alot more if we increased like arsenal.the key issue is that SWANSEA AND NORWICH ARE DEBT FREE.we are not.they can afford to spend as they have NO DEBT.

    also my friend itk said that forest are interested in shola and that a young man with brown flowing locks was sighted at benton..

  • 316 Ketsbaia9 // Jul 10, 2013 at 11:23 PM

    Alderweireld will be a first team starter. Coloccini will be on the bench.

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