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Still Hope On Grenier – He’s Got Tremendous Creative Ability

4:14 pm, Thursday, January 30th, 2014 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 127 Comments

Alan Pardew has given his press conference for the upcoming game against Sunderland early Saturday afternoon, and it was obvious he would be asked about 23 year-old Clement Grenier – and Alan still thinks Newcastle are in with a chance of getting the lad to Tyneside before Friday night.

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Alan Pardew - still hopeful on Grenier

It’s fair to say that if Joe Kinnear and Mike Ashley are not able to get a replacement in – they will have again let the manager down, who does the very best with the players he has available – of course that’s also a good definition of the job he has at Newcastle.

This is what Alan said when asked about the possible  transfer of Grenier to Newcastle:

“Not in terms of if the deal is finalised or is finished, so it’s ongoing as far as I’m aware.”  “It’s two days left, we’ll have to wait and see. I’m obviously hopeful and that’s really where I sit today.”

“I think he has tremendous creative, technical ability.” “I think he is a player Newcastle fans would love to see at the football club but he’s still not our player so, until he is … I’ll wax lyrical about him then.”

“There’s no option, really, other than to do that (be patient), but we will have to see how we go in the next two days,”

Everything we’ve heard and seen about Grenier tells us he would be a terrific signing for Newcastle as a direct replacement for Cabaye.

So let’s hope we can get him on board before 11:00 pm tomorrow night – that’s a good 31 hours away – lots of time for Joe to get his first permanent signing for Newcastle. :D

What do you think?

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127 responses so far ↓

  • 1 TurkishFan101 // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:16 PM

    I’ll repost this for you lads.

    Lads got some substantial news here.

    If we fail to get Clement Grenier we will go for Filip Duricic around €10million.

    His agent: “It’s true about Newcastle,” his agent, Ulisses Santos, told One World Sports on Thursday. “I have been speaking with Alan Pardew this week so let’s see what has happened by the end of tomorrow.”

    Player from Benfica acquiring an attacking midfielder role.

  • 2 mindshaft // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    Grenier bid is dead in the water – good job JFK

  • 3 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:19 PM

    stfu pardew you have no say

  • 4 gazzaforever // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    Why JFK is still in the club?

  • 5 p // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    aye, have to say, it looks like the Grenier caper is going to one of those “we tried but could not get it over the line”.

    They are obviously trying hard and are serious. The question remains as to whether Lyon and the toon can agree a fee.

    The player seems ambivalent whether he stays or goes.

  • 6 BandB // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    gazza,

    So you can put the blame on him.

  • 7 Rotonda heights // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:26 PM

    It’s game over Ed,

    So sad to see what is happening now. No relegation but no Europa or CL either, no cups, no new players, a total drunken incompetent embarrassment of a D.O.F, an average, ok, nothing special manager and the most turgid owner in a generation sucking away the lifeblood of the cub I’ve followed for 43 years.

    Cabaye defined it perfectly ” I came to PSG to win things”

    For the word definition of mediocre look under NUFC

    Won’t stop 50000 perpetuating the mediocrity every home game. Therein lies the real obstacle to ever achieving change.

    Shepherd and hall were crooks and gangsters and the kindest thing you can say about Ashley is at least you can see him coming.

  • 8 bills-son // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    Kets,

    Great video you posted of Robert’s goals.

    Has any player in the Prem ever taken better free kicks than him?

  • 9 JAMSHA // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    rejected by the player…. dats it new target

  • 10 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    has the ability must try harder.its not rocket science get shot of those who can not

  • 11 wolfshead@toon // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    shola

    wasnt turkish the boxing promoter in snatch if your wondering turkish fan here he is haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQXl9K265eA

  • 12 toonarmydownsouth // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    BandB
    Have no idea, he’s made it very clear he has no idea at all what I’d happening with transfers!

  • 13 GAZ09 // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    Ed your a bit behind, Grenier deal is dead and the Duriric rumors are his agent trying to stir up something, Benfica say Duriric is not for sale

  • 14 AaranD // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    Pardew knows nothing more is happening this window, even though funds are available after the selling of our best player for £20 million!

  • 15 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    yes the loyal everton git

  • 16 theartfuldodger // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    TurkishFan

    If true, filip’s agent has a big mouth or is paid to blab and make lyon re-think.

  • 17 Ben3arfa // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:32 PM

    depressing state

  • 18 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:32 PM

    wolfshead@toon

    yeah mate – alwight turkish!
    from memory he was a big bugger, i think he was in the business with danny dyer (great film!)

  • 19 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:32 PM

    no ben not till sat nite

  • 20 Ketsbaia9 // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    Robert was awesome. Definitely one of the best wingers around. His goals and assists were incredible. We love to have another player like him.

  • 21 BandB // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    bills,

    Late in the day, huh?
    I wonder if you are still feeling bullish?
    At the risk of some of that “egg on my face”, I haven’t ruled anything out.
    What’s the inside line?

  • 22 theartfuldodger // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    Last window there was a fellow called JoeKinnear out here, assuring signings and surprises.
    Got the abuse and stick he deserved.

    We are waiting for one this time around…

  • 23 JAMSHA // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    Get French Football
    @ GFN_France
    11s
    Pardew on chances of signing Grenier:
    “I don’t know. I am obvious hopeful.”
    #OL #NUFC

    this tit doesnt know to lie

  • 24 SuperShearer // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    For all his flash and flair Laurent Robert was a lazy bugger. Loved to watch him attack but don’t think he was ever seen in our own half.

  • 25 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:36 PM

    we missed a trick with not taking a young psg lad on loan as part of the kebab deal. could of even paid all of their wages

  • 26 p // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:37 PM

    Robert was one of my favourites but he was a lazy get.

    I never forget him taking Arsenal apart at Highbury and Henry seeing red in a hissy fit.

  • 27 Ben3arfa // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    To beat the mackems we must take out Adam Johnson, send Tiote to break the twats ankles

  • 28 TurkishFan101 // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    SholaHeskey & wolfshead@toon

    Ok you guys caught me, aye was a agent of Mickey. Paid good bucks. On a serious note, I am a London born that is Turkish descent currently studying at University Of Lancaster.

    heartfuldodger

    You could be right mate, Pardew clearly wants Grenier here. Maybe he is pulling a few strings to make Lyon president reconsider quicker and accept the deal before we end up looking for another target.

  • 29 Gordonthetoony // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    Heard Joking Ear offered a £5 plus £1 per goal and can’t understand what the hold up is.

  • 30 Spreadthetoon // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    Deal
    Re Grenier not dead re GFN

  • 31 BandB // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:41 PM

    TADS,

    “I’m in the phone booth, it’s the one across the hall,
    If you don’t answer, I’ll just ring it off the wall.
    Oh, why can’t we talk again?
    Don’t keep me haaaaanging on the telephone.”

  • 32 gorgonzola ( former Pecorino former to gorgonzola) // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:43 PM

    p

    that was the best day in my life we did it to them twice if i am not mistaken

  • 33 theartfuldodger // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:43 PM

    Spreadthetoon

    Its dead and buried.

  • 34 Ancientcoptic // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    Vuckic loan extended at Rotherham… surely he must be out of contract at the end of the season? I hope not.

  • 35 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:45 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfyty0_9Iyo

    all of roberts goals

  • 36 Ben3arfa // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:46 PM

    @DuncanCastles: Newcastle United approach Benfica’s Serbian midfielder Filip Duricic.

  • 37 p // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:46 PM

    Grenier is not over until tomorrow night when the window closes.

    You would expect Lyon to play hard ball, they think we have 20m burning a hole in our pockets (they might not know Mash), they know the window is closing and they have a player who seems ambivalent about a move (Cabella seemed much keener).

    Does not mean a deal won’t be done, I expect this one to be taken to the brink by both clubs and they try to get the best deal for themselves. Depends who blinks first for me.

  • 38 ToonDarnSarf // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:46 PM

    We need a replacement for Cabaye now, it’s as simple as that.

    LDJ plugs the gap that we knew we had in the squad and we’ve already lost one squad player in midfield with Jonas going on loan.

    Tiote, Sissoko and Anite is decent but what happens when one or two of them are out? I’m happy with the idea of shuffling things round a bit with the likes of MYM, Sammy or Ben Arfa to come in, but not after just one injury/suspension!

    Grenier to replace Cabaye and I’ll say we’ve got a decent squad. Then if we get Cabella in the summer I’ll be very happy. Well…once we account for Remy and LDJ finishing their loans and Colo possibly going back to Argentina…

  • 39 p // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    Vuckic is supposed signed until 6/16

  • 40 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    Where is the Lambsarse of yesteryear? I miss him now. Such a lovely lad he was compared with Big Joe. :(

  • 41 Ketsbaia9 // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    PSG players used to sign for us on a regular basis in the late 90′s/earlier 2000′s. We signed Alain Goma, Didier Domi, Robert, Ginola etc.

    If we signed Grenier, Konoplyanka, Benteke, Zouma and Alderweireld, we could break into the top 4.

  • 42 ToonDarnSarf // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    JFK said to judge him on his signings and he said that nobody would leave Newcastle this window. Well, he was wrong about the latter, but we can make sure we will do the former!

    If his first two windows are picking up a poorly performing squad and having lost 3 fringe players (Harper, Perch and Simpson), then signing 2 strikers on loan and selling our playmaker and another fringe midfielder, then I say I will judge and execute (metaphorically speaking) him.

    Please don’t ruin our season by failing to sign a replacement!

  • 43 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    TDS

    I think replacement or not we will still be around 8th place.

    We need to replace and strengthen even more to kick on, I think grenier and cabella would have been good.

    Otherwise, come the end of the season we will be worse of than the start of this season.

  • 44 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    Oh Lambies Arse, the pipes, the pipes are calling
    From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
    The summer’s gone, and all the roses falling
    ‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide
    We miss you Lambsarse. :(

  • 45 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    ooo debbie

  • 46 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    I’m not for kinnear

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dUAd_Nqc-s

  • 47 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    Turkish, Turkish links, London, Lancaster. do you not fancy being a toon scout? better chance of signing someone than JFK.

    Posted on twitter with #OL

    Alex_Sporty ?@AleeexLemaire 2h

    A €13m offer from Newcastle for Clément Grenier has been rejected by Lyon. #NUFC #Grenier #Ol #EPL

    2hrs ago 13m euros is £10.7m ish – we should look at other options. gone are the days of the shearer and owen prices…quite rightly too (those prices these days would be well into the 20′s)

    Can Pardew not pretend to be Joe (a few F words in the mix and sexist jokes) and get someone up for a medical before anyone up top realises whats going on.

  • 48 p // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    TS, I agree, focus should be on the on-field performance, not transfer activity in isolation.

    I think we need to strengthen but I do not personally judge anyone directly on transfer activity. It’s the outcome of that transfer activity as well as other factors.

  • 49 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 4:59 PM

    A few more derisory bids from Joe and the window will be closed lads. Worry not. Mike has everything under control. And we remain fiscally solvent. :)

  • 50 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    if i was confident id hold my breath
    so i wont

  • 51 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    P

    I just look at the team and think in the summer we will loose the 3 strikers we now have (2 end of loans and 1 out of contract)….so we need to then either buy 3 or loan 3 or some combination.

    We needed more in midfield with cabaye, so he needs replaced and additions.

    We have enough defenders, except a 2nd right back but need to upgrade one of the centre backs (taylor).

  • 52 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    But come ye back when winter’s window opens
    Or when the valley’s hushed and white with snow
    ‘Tis I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow
    Oh Lambies Arse, oh Lambies Arse, I love you so.

  • 53 AaranD // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    For a last resort option I’d go for Hotlby on loan. Really rated him when in Germany and could fit into that #10 role.

  • 54 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    whos that burns

  • 55 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    GT, the last published accounts show were not fiscally solvent mate – we havent even got that yet. If Mike didnt put his snickers/Krispy Kreme receipts through we might be though :)

  • 56 AaranD // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    *Holtby

  • 57 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    Please come back Lambsarse (sob).

  • 58 Ancientcoptic // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:03 PM

    “Sky sources understand that West Ham are “hopeful” of signing of St Etienne winger and former Leeds star Max Gradel before the transfer window closes.”

    Does Sam Allardyce really need another winger, he has Jarvis & Downing… not to mention that he has been playing Diame wide, and Joe Cole can play there.

  • 59 Foxworth // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:03 PM

    Remy 3 match ban stands.

    Johnson gets off though.

    Double Standards or what!

    http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2014/jan/statement-on-remy-and-johnson

  • 60 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:03 PM

    BREAKING NEWS

    here is a link to the end of the 5 year plan, JFK announced

    http://www.internationalaccountingbulletin.com/Uploads/NewsArticle/817452/images/207525/small/Awards.jpg

  • 61 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    John, hold your breath for a bit mate, the lightheadedness makes the transfer countdown more bearable.

  • 62 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    i think kinnear thinks he can play there

  • 63 Foxworth // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    “An Independent Regulatory Commission heard two claims of wrongful dismissal today both in relation to the Norwich City versus Newcastle United game on Tuesday [28 January 2014].

    The claim involving Norwich’s Bradley Johnson was upheld meaning his three-match suspension is withdrawn.

    The claim involving Newcastle’s Loic Remy was dismissed therefore his three-match suspension remains with immediate effect.

    Both players had been dismissed for violent conduct. “

  • 64 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    Sad but true Shola mate @54. And those pissups on the yacht are expensive as well. But there are important matters to discuss you must understand. Who to sell, which club to send a lowball bid to etc. etc.

  • 65 Sazzer // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:05 PM

    Not sure we will pay more than Benfica did for Filip ?uri?i?. It would be a huge gamble. Talented kid but haven’t made it at Benfica. Loan with option to buy. Similar situation as De Jong and Ola John.

  • 66 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:05 PM

    foxworth

    utter rubbish that, they both put heads together, total joke

  • 67 Sazzer // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:05 PM

    Djuricic.

  • 68 Foxworth // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    Sage – makes me wonder why Shelvey didn’t get the same treatment.

    Wish the season would just stop now.

    The powers that be & the media love giving us crap.

    The anger is rising in me right now.

  • 69 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    How do we get Joe to resign as wor beloved Lambsarse did? We must find out to save the club.

  • 70 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    scumbag feckers thats what the fa are

  • 71 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:08 PM

    GT, do you think JFK and MA sit in a room and just text AP messages like “bid in sturridge – let you know later Alan” and then watch out the window as pardew’s face lights up. like little kids the pair of them.

  • 72 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:08 PM

    bye bye season

  • 73 John Tudor // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    twasted ferkins the fa are

  • 74 BandB // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    ancientcoptic,

    Y’know, I bet everyone was thinking exactly the same thing.

  • 75 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    Remember the days of yore when Mike panicked and bought 5 players? My God those were good times. Now that we’re safely mediocre it’s so boring. :(

  • 76 Tsunki // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:14 PM

    Just checked my calendar and blow me down its true January ends tomorrow night.

    Caught a cold today from having head stuck outside the velux looking out for helicopters.

  • 77 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:14 PM

    It’s got to be something like that Shola mate @69. Pards would believe anything the pair of them told him I’m sure. Not to worry Alan, next summer is going to be just like this, except longer and worse to live through. Exciting working for Mike isn’t it?

  • 78 Bambams // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:15 PM

    I think we have all given JFK plenty of time to make signings, he is in this with Ash and i have no doubt Ash gave him the job to deflect some of the grief us fans threw at him re lack of investment.
    JFK immediately cancelled the Douglass move and others no doubt, Ash is building up his funds and once all his money is back plus 25% (imo) profit he will sell on.
    The man is only interested in making money, JFK has a job (where else we he be employed) and we have to suffer.
    We will never improve as long as these two have ownership/control. Keegan was spot on !
    IMO

  • 79 Tsunki // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:15 PM

    Ancient I think you just answered your own question mate :)

  • 80 Tsunki // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    G2 @75 yeah but it will be much warmer.

  • 81 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    I’d love to know the justification on the Remy appeal. The FA should explain why one over tuned ant one not.

    They have just showed it again on sky sports and both do the same except that Johnson decides to act like a cheat and make something out of nothing.

    Also Holtby has joined fulham.

  • 82 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:17 PM

    How about “Safely Mediocre” as the club motto? Mike thinks it has a real ring to it. Club officials answering their phones can say “Newcastle United, safely mediocre. How may I help you?” Beautiful.

  • 83 Tsunki // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:18 PM

    Told you before we have no reason to panic we are heading for a solid 10th place finish. Nothing to be ashamed of

    It’s the derby losses we will have a problem with.

  • 84 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:19 PM

    geordie two

    safely mid table sounds ok if we put it in latin – Tutus medio mensam

  • 85 MrMojoRisin76 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:19 PM

    From Duricic’s Wiki.Don’t know how true it is though
    On 23 February 2013, it was confirmed that ?uri?i?, along with fellow national team player Miralem Sulejmani, passed medical tests and devoted to a five-year contract with Benfica from summer 2013, with the Portuguese club spending €6 million to secure his services.[4][5] A week later, Benfica revealed that the contract which ?uri?i? signed had a release clause which valued him at €40 million.[6]

  • 86 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Yes Tsunki mate @78. I’m really looking forward to sweating like a pig while I scream with rage at big Joe. :)

  • 87 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    What are people’s thoughts on the derby?

    If we lose another should Pardew go? or should it be taken in context with what’s been a decent season.

  • 88 Sazzer // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    If there is any truth in this Djuricic link then hopefully we have some more alternatives lined up and not leaked yet.

    Tadic, Firmino, Maher etc.

    Since it looks like Cabella and Grenier can’t be bought in this window.

  • 89 TurkishFan101 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    SholaHeskey

    Haha mate! Would’nt mind scouting and getting paid while are University. I would compile scout reports weekly of all the players and continue adding to each report untill another January transfer or summer window is upon us. With immediate effect, I would contact the players I want and get them to agree to join us until Mike Ashley pulls the plunge.

    I would take him to court and this time I would sue him with a fee so huge that I will take over once I graduate and be the owner of Newcastle United, get very good sponsors the likes of Nike/Adidas and only get major ckothing brands as Armani, Hugo Boss. Ambitious!!

  • 90 MrMojoRisin76 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    Ode to JFK
    “The transfer window’s fading as the year grows old,
    and darker days are drawing near,
    the winter winds will be much colder,
    now you’re still here”.

  • 91 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    Thanks for that TS @82. Tutus medio mensam. Beautiful. How do you say Big Joe has sh*te for brains in Latin?

  • 92 toon1707 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    On sky sports web site now Johnson’s red card overturned remy’s stands

  • 93 Tsunki // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    If Pardew loses another debt he should go that afternoon. No pint in the bar, stuff from his desk should be on a cardboard box beside his car as he walks through the tunnel.

    He might have lost cabaye, have no real strike threat etc but he should be able to fashion a team that should not lose from what he has.

  • 94 Transfer Sage // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    It’s getting to the point where I’d even have some Yank take us over and change our name to NUSC (Newcastle United Soccer Club)

  • 95 sparky55 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    we’re not after Grenier…it’s a smoke screen

  • 96 wolfshead@toon // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:24 PM

    geordie

    ashley to joe > il pay you to take the heat off me and if you say summat like judge me on my signings il give ya a bung when i sell kebab awriight you slaaag cue loling

  • 97 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    Well rant over for a brief period now. I’ve got to calm down because we still have tomorrow to get through. :roll:

  • 98 Tsunki // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:25 PM

    Like a summer breeze,
    Cabaye he loved me,
    A text from PSG
    And he’s awaaaaay
    Awaaaaay aaaay….

    Do do do do do do do do etc

  • 99 TurkishFan101 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    Out of excitement I have a couple of spelling mistakes made on the previous post. Look at what excitement and future ambitions can do to one. Lads wait will a real NUFC owner that has a blood of black & white takes over Newcastle United. I will sack the whole board with immediate effect as well. Hell, I will revamp the club bottom to top. Coaches, training ground, increase seat capacity, remove every sight of advertisements of that SportsDirect advertisements and have minimal adverts with the main one being SBR charity foundation and charity organisations.

    I am getting a bit carried away, I am off to study more later lads!

  • 100 Tsunki // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    And how about a name change to Newcastle Adequate, average since Fat Freddie.

  • 101 sparky55 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    transfer…anyone who can afford the price will be better than what we’ve got

  • 102 MrMojoRisin76 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    Lol Tsunki.

  • 103 Bambams // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    To be fair Pards should maybe not say anything about how good other players are until we sign them.

    The other teams chairman will see this and know how much our manager wants his player, ups the price -probably.

  • 104 Young_Mag // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    Johnson’s ban rescinded but Remy’s stands .. FA complete F**king joke!

  • 105 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    No wait, rant not over. I hate your ugly, pussy face JFK. I hate your horrible accent. I hate your smug over confidence. And I hate your pissup partner Mike. There. Beautiful.

  • 106 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:30 PM

    Turkish – youve got me vote mate, to all of that. we might even sign a player under you too.

    Lol at Tsunki staring out of Velux looking for helicopters!

    official site saying vuckic is staying at rotherham with tav until the end of the season. either pards still doesnt rate him, we have someone lined up or JFK called him Henry Vagazzle and he’s decided not to come back.

    maybe we should just egg JFK’s austin allegro – he might get the message then

  • 107 BandB // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    Well, Right Said Fred,
    Give a shout to Mikey,
    Up comes Mikey, from the floor below.
    Tried to lift it, couldn’t even shift it,
    We wuz getting nowhere,
    And so we, had a nice Chablis…….

  • 108 ToonDarnSarf // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:32 PM

    TS

    You’re right, replacing Cabaye will still only leave us heading for 8th. I don’t have a problem with that though. Very few of our players are past their peak so they should just be getting better, hopefully a few of our youth players can become regular first team players and if we can add Cabella and sign LDJ and Remy on permanent deals then we should set top 8 as a minimum next season with top 6 as the target.

  • 109 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:32 PM

    TS…Fulham has also signed Kvist. It seems they have no problems closing deals ;)

    Tsunki…Velux are some fine Danish windows aren’t they

  • 110 Bambams // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    I dont think we stood much chance of overturning the red card, not when Pards comes out and states the ref got it right….Shut up Alan !!! Put the man in front of a camera…..

    He should of come out immediately on the offensive stating we would be appealing immediately and it was never a red.

    Luuk, i hope the force is with you for the derby !

  • 111 Zebras4Life // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    He would ne great to have amd I believe he would be a starter. However, if no one gets hurt we will be fine.
    I really like Anita :)

    Not all doom and gloom.

  • 112 laurits90 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    dream-line-up:

    de jong
    cabella arfa Djuricic
    grenier-tiote

  • 113 Mister Tuff // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Toon supporters are so demanding -wanting strikers, midfield players, Colo replacement etc etc. Poor old Joe is trying his best -not his fault players won’t sign. To cap it all some are saying the seasons over. Well just hold ya hosses -we’ve still got the Wonga flags to look forward to. I’m sure you all forgot about this important item which was discussed at the Fans Forum. The Gallowgate end will look nice with them fluttering in the wind.

  • 114 toonarmydownsouth // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2014/jan/statement-on-remy-and-johnson

    What a crock of sh*t

  • 115 mag // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    Now the Benfica midfielder is being touted more waffle. Only one more day of the propaganda then it’s back to the mundane.

  • 116 Mister Tuff // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    Please do not start the Ashley batcopter sightings- had enough of that in the summer.

  • 117 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    maybe fatty can get a payday loan and we can sign someone decent like like like anyone.

  • 118 Bambams // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    Luuk and Benny as front two.. (benny just behind)
    Gouf..Anita…Tiote….Sissoko
    santy….MYM….Williamson….Debuchy
    Krul
    1
    1
    4
    4

    I am no football manager, be we need to have a go at the mackems and not sit back.

    IMO

  • 119 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    fatcopter

  • 120 SholaHeskey // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    sammy should start i reckon – the defenders are so slow. he can run past them and let cattermole hack him down in the box – red card and krul can take our pen as we will be playing 4-6-0

  • 121 MrMojoRisin76 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    I have an idea to get even with Jabba The C@*t, when he finally secretes himself into another venture and leaves our club(i think we’ll have to burn the office furniture,and probably the office,the new chairman can not wait 200yrs before his vileness dissipates to a safe level),we should all chip in and erect a statue of him outside the ground,this statue will have a padded face and genital area so any fans who see fit can kick him in the sack and such.

  • 122 Bambams // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    Just sighted JFK sitting in osbornes, happy hour with Shols and Gosling…..

    They will be like two new signings!

  • 123 anthc // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    A derby win is at least what we deserve we’ve lost the last two, last seasons defeat was a disgrace and the dross we watched against cardiff in the cup was a theft of our hard earned cash. Theres no reason we can’t go all out and get at them as we have nothing to lose or play for. The players need the fire in their belly and understand what it means to us. Hopefully clattermole and phil ‘loads of money’ bardsley might have been sold.

  • 124 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Please come back Lambsarse! Please! I won’t abuse you anymore. Scout’s Honour. :) This is important Dekka. We need you. We want you. Save us from puss face Joe.

  • 125 MrMojoRisin76 // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    How fun would it be to hear in the pub before a game”It’s quarter to 3,we better get going,i want to try and kick Jabba’s sack off before kick off”

  • 126 GeordieTwo // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Lambykins? Lambykins are you out there reading this mate? Please come back. Even Tsunki wants you back. Mr. Puss Face has been good for a few laughs but now we need your firm hand on the tiller. At least Pards does. Come back and handle Alan’s tiller Dekka.

  • 127 theartfuldodger // Jan 30, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    GeordieTwo,

    The feelings gonna get worse trow with all the spotings and batmobile rumours.




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