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Wise Words From The Newcastle Captain

2:47 pm, Saturday, February 22nd, 2014 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 236 Comments

The Newcastle captain Fab Coloccini has been interviewed for the match day program notes for tomorrow’s game against Aston Villa.

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Fabricio Coloccini – will return tomorrow

The Argentine International injured his knee in the 1-0 defeat at West Brom, and that was only minutes after Mathieu Debuchy had been sent off, and was subsequently suspended for the next three games.

Colo seems delighted to be back tomorrow, and like a true leader – he is only looking forward to what’s possible now for Newcastle United:

“After seven weeks out it is nice to finally be back.” “I have been injured since New Year’s Day and, during that time, it has been very difficult to watch the team’s performances and results without being able to do anything about it.”

“You want to help your teammates but you can do nothing and it gets very frustrating.” “But I am just pleased to be back now.” 

“It means that I can do my best on the training pitch and in matches to help the team and hopefully get us winning games again.”

“In every season, there are good times and bad times but we are a good team full of good players and we have to keep working hard and remain positive.”

“It does not help to spend too much time thinking about matches that have now gone. Instead, we have to look at the ones in front of us.”

“The final 12 games of the season – and try to start picking up points again.” “That begins against Aston Villa.”

Those are good and positive words from Colo, who may even be leaving Newcastle this summer, but it’s been proven time and again that Newcastle are a much better side when Colo is in the team.

And he’s in the team tomorrow, and a win is what we need to raise the spirits of Geordie supporters everywhere – and we could get it too.

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236 responses so far ↓

  • 1 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:50 PM

    Do your talking on the pitch!

  • 2 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:52 PM

    tads

    JFK did the job he was told todo, if Ashley want more he would not let JFK sell him

    JFK was here to make sure we did not spend, job done

    if you want to go down the road of want was printed, to journos printed pretty much the same story , JFK was there to make Pardews life hard

    you chose to believe what you want

  • 3 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:53 PM

    ciaran

    please don’t talk about the players, your more interested in club finances and women’s football

  • 4 Ciaran // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:54 PM

    Catchy

    What gives you the right to tell me what I can and cannot talk about?

  • 5 Crawfordladd17 // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:54 PM

    Just thinking Ben Arfa, Cisse, Coloccini, Marveaux will leave in the summer, possibly Debuchy. Remy will go to one of the top 4 teams. What will that leave us with? Tiote, Gourffan, Krul and Sissoko top 6 premier league standard, the rest Crystal Palace at best. Might sign 3 players(1 being that useless player we already have called De Jong), maybe a few or 2 and that is it. See you Championship in 2015

  • 6 Crawfordladd17 // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:56 PM

    a free or 2*

  • 7 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:57 PM

    Fatty will have his trusted scout hunting cheap crap to replace the cheap crap that’s leaving.

  • 8 Ciaran // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:58 PM

    Also, worth noting that I’m not interested in finances, but have had to take a cursory interest to refute some of the ludicrous claims made by Ashley apologists. All in the name of helping change perceptions of Ashley as our ‘saviour’

    I’m a football fan, first and foremost. The development of women’s football, and grass-roots football in the north-east is also something I am all for supporting.

    Do you have a problem with this or do you wish to silence me simply because I disagree with you?

  • 9 davetoon // Feb 22, 2014 at 2:59 PM

    “during that time, it has been very difficult to watch the team’s performances”

  • 10 Laurent Robert 32 // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    Niafron, thanks for shedding more detailed light on the great Hatem debate.

    In my opinion, it is a footballing crime that someone with his talent can be left out and scapegoated. Especially when the manager is as ill equipped as Pardew to get the best out of him.

    Like I said, I’m sure that in a Martinez team, he would be sublime.

    It’s funny about his work rate… in a negative and defensive team of course he’ll be demotivated to work and press. His motivation is to attack and enjoy the game. The opposite of the way Alan Pardew does things.

    He is a waste product of a negative system and cluess offensive coach.

  • 11 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:06 PM

    haha scum already 1 down!

  • 12 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:06 PM

    Ashley was ranked 25th richest man in the UK, when he bought Newcastle United, now he’s ranked 15th richest man in the UK. Ashley needs to spend big bucks and peddle poodle Pardew.

  • 13 niafron // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:10 PM

    Women’s football?

    Well, i’m very interested in football and i’m very interested in women.

  • 14 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    another numpty on the scene :) great that’s all we need

  • 15 IITianToon // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    Front three of Remy De Jong and Gouffran
    or a 4-4-2 of Gouffran SIssoko wing, Anita Tiote CM and Remy De Jong up top?

  • 16 Shadow_Shearer // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    Coloccini should be made into a defensive midfielder, he’s to slow,lacks aerial ability and presence. Wot he does offer is a very good reading of the game, a decent pass and leadership. But Pardew doesn’t have the brains to make him more advance.

    Also Pardew should be moving ben arfa into a striker role where we are very thin. Where he can’t get blamed for lack of tracking back.

    I’m sure both of these guys will be happy with a more advanced roles, but Pardew is to clueless!!

  • 17 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    goal of the season for arsenal there

  • 18 Laurent Robert 32 // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Lovely third goal by Arsenal. Passing and moving into the box. Coaching and philosophy.

  • 19 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    WOW knife thru lard

  • 20 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Laurent…I was trying to raise this point earlier and in fact on other occasions – was happy niafron was here today :)

  • 21 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    And these have done the double over us! Pardew out!

  • 22 Shadow_Shearer // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    Would anybody take back Chris Hughton??

    I know we would have loved him here once at a point, but with his current record at norwich bein poor, I think it will make an interesting question.

  • 23 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Shadow
    Why go backwards mate when we should be looking forwards

  • 24 Laurent Robert 32 // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    Jesper, yes. Especially as Niafron has followed him closely for his entire career.

    The lad is a glorious talent, but he needs an attacking team to show him at his best. A negative team will bring out his worst.

    Hatem is one of my favourite players of all time. He can do things with a football which only a few people in the world can do. To me, that should be valued and pressed to get the best out of him.

    Under the system which Pardew brings, he’s not in a good environment.

  • 25 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:55 PM

    When you hire cheap crap, you get body slammed by a lowland gorilla.

  • 26 Laurent Robert 32 // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Wenger used Pires for his attacking strengths and got his rewards. The other players did the defensive work that he couldn’t/didn’t want to, because they knew it helped the team get points from his product.

  • 27 santonthenewmaldini // Feb 22, 2014 at 3:59 PM

    Just watching the Arsenal versus Mackems game and I am loving every minute of it they are getting spanked hope City do the same and they get relegated !!!!

    Really really worried about 2moro’s game its live on Sky and if we fall too bits after Pardew makes changes then Pardew needs to go

    I think a few players need dropped (Santon and Taylor especially )and we need a shake up I would go for this team

    433 :

    Krul
    Debs
    Colo
    Willamson
    Haidara or Dummett
    Anita CM
    Tiote CM
    Sissoko CM
    Remy LF
    Gouffran RF
    De Jong CF

    Would also look to drop Sissoko as well cause he has been poor but Pardew will not drop him he is much better on the right wing but with Cabaye gone Pardew will try make him a no10

    Would quite like Armstrong and Sammy to get a bit more game time as well but the front 3 I have picked could do some damage

  • 28 Shadow_Shearer // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    Maybe we’ll get Gomis in the summer. Ashley must consider, he will be a free transfer.

  • 29 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:01 PM

    HBA, was good when he was slim and fit, unlike now when he’s morphed into Ashleys body double.

  • 30 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    wrong side of 25 useless to boot

  • 31 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    Laurent …Benny of course need to shoulder some part of the blame, but the way we play would make any offensive minded lad look bad!

    …it is like highlighting a player weak points and just put em’ out there for everyone to see.

    But my biggest problem with Pardew is his consistent habit a blaming everyone else than himself and his inability to play to the strength of his team.

    If he is loosing face he will bench the player, make him train with the U-18 or talk about in public. He is a weak man if you ask me! It is rather sad really.

  • 32 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    crackin shot from virgini
    contributes a goal

  • 33 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    smack the scum

  • 34 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    4-0!! i’m enjoying this lets hope it gets close to 10!!

  • 35 toonbrother // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:26 PM

    Our best central defenders
    1. Mbiwa
    2. Willo
    3. Dummett
    4. Streete
    5. Good
    6. Tavernier
    7. Saaylor
    8. Fat Ashley
    9. Coloshitty

  • 36 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    Jesper
    Personally mate I think Benny has had chance after chance to prove himself. This is his 4th season with nufc now and apart from the odd wonder goal what has he done. Granted a gifted player but has more bad games than good

  • 37 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:36 PM

    Pardew out!

  • 38 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:37 PM

    jazzy no point mate supposedly you can’t criticise arfa full stop

  • 39 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    jazzy

    what do you want him to prove

  • 40 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    HBA, has never been the same since his leg break and Pardews coaching.

  • 41 jordijohnty // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    west ham, one of the worst teams in the division this season are now only 6 pts behind us with a better goal difference. Even Hull are closing in on us

  • 42 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    catchy
    form
    decision making
    assists
    goals
    effort
    fitness

  • 43 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    I wish people stop moaning about pardew and Ashley

  • 44 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    yer barred

  • 45 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    Carry on moaning!

  • 46 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    About Sid James Park!

  • 47 boater // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    In fairness to Pardew there is normally a vein of logic behind his team selections – but it’s a logic that is somehow alien to NUFC. Keegan and SBR prepared teams that tapped into the emotional DNA of the club – competitive, mobile, marauding.

    Keegan would chose this team for tomorrow if in charge-

    krul
    debuchy/colo/willo/santon
    sissoko/tiote/gouffran
    ben arfa/de jong/remy

    This system requires massive shifts from gouffran and Sissoko to cover the attacking FBs and flair attackers behind and ahead of them, but recognises the need to restore as much fire-power as possible to the team.

  • 48 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Catchy
    That he’s worthy of putting on the Nufc shirt with pride instead of wasting opportunities and taking things for granted

  • 49 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Now before you jump on my back, you can say get Ashley out and get pardew out 100 times a day but I just think they will not go anywhere, don’t get me wrong I want laurel and hardy out just like everybody else but like I said nothing will change.

  • 50 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    ashley could have put it right long ago
    instead of hiring knacker head he should have sacked the lot of them and brought in fresh management an d coaches

  • 51 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    ones with toilets in

  • 52 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    Manx
    Have I gone against the mass lol

  • 53 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    boater i think the only change tomorrow from that team is arfa for anita ( i hope santon will be replaced also for dummet)

  • 54 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    And spent some of his cash the greedy portly chap!

  • 55 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    wheres hiadara head and shoulders above those

  • 56 yo-yo // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:59 PM

    Baby faced assasin doing well

  • 57 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 4:59 PM

    MYM and Haidarra buckled by Pardews obsession with losing.

  • 58 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    we are being reeled in lads a few more shit results and ashley might top himself

  • 59 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    jazzy nah mate just jesper n catchy n laurent who think the guy is misused and made the scape goat
    but i haven’t seen anyone just blame arfa there are plenty of the players that have been criticised and rightly so on different occasions

    but in the last 4 games arfa has had alot of time on the pitch
    no assists no goals thats wat he’s on there for
    so surely criticising him is very justified

  • 60 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    or loose it completely
    rocking back and forth
    he could be leaping first

  • 61 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    Ashley would make a canny stain if he jumped off the stadium roof.

  • 62 Ben3arfa // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:03 PM

    If QPR are gonna get promoted next season theyll probably have to go through the playoffs. Love seeing floppy chops fail miserably

  • 63 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    ben3 i just seen they scored last few minutes would have loved to see old twitchy faces face at that point
    the squad that they have for that division is unbelievable
    infact they really should be 20 points clear!
    would love it if they didn’t get up love it!

  • 64 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    Manx
    I have the same opinion of marveaux. How long can you keep giving players a chance hoping one day they will come good.When marveaux just stood there after losing the ball against Chelsea and let them attack disgusted me and was the last straw for me regarding this player

  • 65 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:10 PM

    manx

    who has the goals and assists came from over the last 4 games

    numpty

  • 66 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    Marveuax another Carr signing cheap crap and has never proved to be any other.

  • 67 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:13 PM

    Mag
    Totally agree

  • 68 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    catchy mmmm
    well if you can’t see the point then maybe u should keep that numpty title to yourself

  • 69 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:17 PM

    Rooneys got more hair now than he had when he was sixteen.

  • 70 mindshaft // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Makes me laugh when people go on about our cheap signings being crap – HBA was lauded as a bargain, as was Sissoko, Gouffran, Cabaye, Debuchy, Haidara – I don’t think any of them are world class but it’s generally felt amongst footballing circles that Newcastle have done extremely well in transfer business
    Think we we actually need is to get a decent managers and coaching staff, unfortunately Fatty won’t loosen the purse strings and prefers to pay low basic wage to be topped up by bonuses – thats not going to attract world class managers so we’re stuck with the calibre of Pards, Carver and Stone

  • 71 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    I hardly think 10 minutes is really a chance

    and if it’s effort you want, please don’t slate santon , the kid puts in more effort than most in a black and white shirt, him and debuchy run the most for our team,

    manx where is any kind of proof that it is not pardew

    I posted stats on here prooving it is his tactics that kills our forwards

    I guess we just have to take your word for it,

    if you have a valid point I will hold my hands up and say you are the master

  • 72 mindshaft // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    Happy Scumberland got thrashed today, would like them to get relegated
    Think Cardiff are gone ( so much for all those on here saying we should have gone for Solksjaer), reckon Fulham will go as well

  • 73 Novocastrian66 // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    “Regardless of how they feel about me, any individual player or the owner or anything else, they come for the team and they will come for the team on Sunday.
    Rousing words from our manager. Said something with passion for a change instead of corporate, rehearsed bull shit.

  • 74 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    @70 we never mentioned the players you have just Marveuax Obertan please read the posts before laughing.

  • 75 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:24 PM

    rooneys had more grannies now than he had when he was sixteen

  • 76 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    catchy
    spurs 30 mins
    chelsea 64 mins
    sunderland 90 mins
    norwich 75 mins

    hardly 10 mins is it catchy!?

    and stats are pointless unless you use them for both sides!

  • 77 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    One of the granny’s must have lent him a syrup.

  • 78 Ben3arfa // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    There were always serious question marks over signing Marveaux, we only got him after he’d failed his medical at Liverpool. Oh and by the way, 10 points for guessing Liverpool’s DoF at the time who’d wanted to sign him…

    Damien Comolli

  • 79 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    hes had syrup of giggs

  • 80 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    manx

    it’s a fact, per minutes on the pitch , HBA has more goals and assists than sissoko

    I carnt remember the exact minuts but
    HBA has a goal or assist about every 160 mins
    goofy about every 156 mins
    sissoko about every 225 mins

    this was all done before this loosing streak so the the minuts will probably will be in HBA favour now due to the amout of time both sissoko and goofy have had more game time

    this is a fact

  • 81 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    but liverfool had have a better manager

  • 82 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:30 PM

    manx

    v Norwich he was our best player
    v Sunderland who played well ?

    your deluded

  • 83 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    felluni for a og

  • 84 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    catchy so how is sissoko in the top 3 of chances created then?

    as i say stats only prove the point you want them too

    sissoko has created them chances poor finishing seems to be the problem!

  • 85 Laurent Robert 32 // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:32 PM

    Manx, again, the system is flawed.

    Is the fact that a man robs to get money to feed his family and can’t pay rent because of losing his job because he is a bad man?

    Or is it that the capitalist system is built to cater for the elite therefore makes poverty and desperation inevitable?

    Structural violence is a result of scarcity. Scarcity is what the world is unfortunately based round. Like Pardew’s skills, an outdated concept based on lies, deceit and monetary greed.

    It is the root cause.

    Ben Arfa is the scapegoat in a poor footballing system by Alan Pardew and thus, Mike Ashley as the root as he neither gives the manager the full tools (Carr has done as best as he can with little to no money).

    Ben Arfa needs to help himself more, but he needs games for better fitness as well. Demotivation is also a by-product in an oppressive and negative system.

    He can’t just come into a poor side and expext to magically get Pardew out of jail every time like he did against Tottenham.

  • 86 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    manx

    come on man , chance created ????
    most of them are shots from distance or crosses to no one in the box

    assists is something you can actually measure , something we have 100% benefited from

    sissoko has twice the playing time of HBA so your stat means nothing unless you work out the average for all players

  • 87 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    lr32

    exactly

  • 88 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    luarent wtf seriously??

    haha i’ve heard it all now!!

    laurent arfa is a winger
    he’s as i’ve proved played alot of the last 4 games no goals no assits!
    his job is to assist 1st and formost
    and hes had alot of chances in his time here to show that he can do it consistantly

    he hasn’t and how is that just down to the system
    would love to see a stat of crosses into the box he makes
    which is wat he should be doing!

  • 89 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    catchy yeah i forgot that arfa doesn’t shoot from distance especially when theres a nice pass to make
    sorry about that

  • 90 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Laurent
    So the appointment of Faye downey which has been hailed as one top fitness coach,How come she has not been able to wheel here magic on the sublime player that is Ben arfa. Or is that Pardew’s fault as well

  • 91 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    catchy he’s 3rd in the whole league
    as i said poor finishing is the problem but i forgot we’ve got such a great pool of strikers here that that just can’t be the case!

  • 92 Laurent Robert 32 // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Manx, yes, seriously. I’m trying to explain the system being flawed rather than just an individual outcome. My analogy is very valid also.

    If you can’t step back and see it, then I don’t think you will in the near future. Good luck with Alan.

  • 93 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    manx

    do you read your comments

    HBA has had the least playing time out of goofy sissoko and himself, he was our best player v Norwich

    he has more goals and assists than both goofy and sissoko per minutes on the pitch, so there is no argument to who is the most productive,

    the question is why should he keep having to proov himself when goofy and sissoko get games every week regardless?

    surely by being the most productive he is prooving that ???

  • 94 daztoon // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    We don’t have players in the box for a cross.Its counter attacking football even at home.

    We’ll done England great result in the rugby.

  • 95 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Ben arfa has all the talent in the world but has failed to nurture it into a consistent game.There is more flaws than greatness to his game im afraid. If he could hold down some consistency then maybe he could become the player we all expect him to become. But in 4 years he has not matched the hype that surrounded his arrival of one of his few spectacular goals against everton

  • 96 Laurent Robert 32 // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Jazzy, for all you know, Faye could have been the initial boost in fitness which got us our nice run of points. Not performances, but points. Patches of performances in certain areas.

    You can have the fittest players on earth, if they don’t know where to run and why, they are pointless as they run down the clock.

    When you play football with authority and confidence, you automatically want the ball more therefore will be more motivated to pitch in for the team.

    Clueless offensive team cohesion breeds clueless individuals within that team.

    It’s alot harder to attack with purpose than it is to defend with purpose, which is why Pardew is out of his depth with our players and just contains.

  • 97 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    manx

    everyone in our team shoots, you can not single HBA out as the only one, infact I bet that when he shoots he gets closer ton the target than nearly every one in our team

    chances created , obertan was also high on that list , hmmm

    post the website you found that stat from

  • 98 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    manx

    you just read Pardews scripts

  • 99 manxpie // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    catchy again
    form
    decision making
    assists
    goals
    effort
    fitness

    and goof n sisko have shown more than arfa in most of that anyways i’m off

  • 100 geordieboy83 // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Catchy

    I love HBA but there is no way his recent form can be defended , a player as mercurial as he is should be able to do something in 10, 20, 30 or 90 minutes. Stats are pointless as Manx says if you’re going to dismiss them when they counter your argument

  • 101 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    manx

    clamped

    simple as

  • 102 DENIro // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    krul
    debuchy williamson coloccini santon
    sissoko tiote
    ben arfa sammy a.
    gouffran remy

  • 103 DENIro // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:14 PM

    ………………………krul………………………
    …………..williamson..coloccini……………
    debuchy……………………………….santon
    ……………………..tiote………………………
    sissoko……………………………..sammy a.
    …………………..ben arfa……………………
    ……………gouffran……..remy……………..

  • 104 toonarmydownsouth // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:16 PM

    Whether people want to accept it or not the team is in a fight
    We need players to show some guts and graft
    That’s why HBA and Marv shouldn’t be starting for me

  • 105 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:19 PM

    Laurent
    I agree mate whole heartedly than Pardew is tactically inept and found wanting in so many games. Im just giving an observation from what I see from the milburn at games Benny plays in.This is not just my view pal but most I sit around for the last 20 year.
    I wish Arfa could produce and become the talent we all know he possess,But this aint going to happen under this regime im afraid

  • 106 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    HBA, has plenty of guts that’s his problem.

  • 107 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    Tads
    Marveaux should be nowhere near the first team simple. I don’t care about any stats that are banded about.His performances are shocking to say the least. It would be best that he parts company with Nufc in the summer and finally put this one to bed. And why he’s at it he can take Obershocker with him as well

  • 108 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:23 PM

    half the squad would not be starting if not more for me

  • 109 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    Mag
    Quick on the draw

  • 110 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    jazzyp…it would be so easy if really any other player at Newcastle is offering what you are asking of Benny mate ;)

    …all I am saying is that I think Benny is capable of such but not under the current restrictions. That is my opinion and how I see it. If you look through the topic from today you will see we are like night and day on this subject!

    That is just how it is…nothing to do about it really. I just get a bit annoyed when some go all subjective on us and try to it so.

    …when clearly it isn’t so ;) lol

  • 111 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    Moyes is doing a good impression of Pardew.

  • 112 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:25 PM

    *make it so

  • 113 daztoon // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:26 PM

    We’ve had only three players this season showing any consistency,Williamson,Cabaye and Debuchy.

    We have a team who hasn’t got a clue what to do in the final third bar shoot from distance.

    Our wide players first thought is to help out our own fullbacks than have a go at the the oppositions.

    Will our side be sent out to attack Villa and go for the win or be cautious as usual and try not to lose and hope to nick a goal.

  • 114 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    Jesper
    Point taken buddy,Just my observation on a player that’s all mate.
    Anyway I have a bone to pick with you from the other day about slagging my mate Ashley off and Mansfield from where I live lol

  • 115 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:29 PM

    Daztoon
    I would Mr t in to the mix as well.Think he has come back to something like his best this season

  • 116 The next Mike Williamson // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:29 PM

    For the first time since Souness, I’m starting to think it might be good if we lose. Surely, he has to get the sack at some point. I think he has 6 years left of a contract worth £12m (£40,000 a week). I think if he (single handedly) drives us into the relegation scrap Ashley will be too afraid to keep him.

    A new manager would transform all our flair players and maybe have the balls to play some youths instead of mentioning he gave Noble & Oxlade their debuts (and probably never played them again after)

  • 117 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:30 PM

    jazzyp… haha :D

    …yeah I read that – sorry buddy!

  • 118 Big Pappa Cissé // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:30 PM

    I love it how people want players with guts that are hardworking yet the vast majority of the time when we get turned over the likes of Marveaux & M’biwa are on the bench .

  • 119 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    …by the way do you ever go down to the SD Head office and visit our buddy Mike Ashley? lol

  • 120 toonarmydownsouth // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:32 PM

    Daztoon
    Agree but would probably put Tiote in there as well

  • 121 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:32 PM

    A manager with guts would be a start.

  • 122 toonarmydownsouth // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:32 PM

    Jazzy
    On his showing Marv would be lucky to get a move to Sheffield Wednesday

  • 123 catchy in norway // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:35 PM

    tads

    well your stuck in a catch 22,

    you continue with hard workers and create very little or you add a little bit of flare and try and get goals

    what manx fails to tell you with his chances created stat, (sissoko is fifth not 3rd) but the stat he should read out is the clear cut chances created by sissoko, only 4 all season, 1 every 559 minutes,, that is simply poor, anyone can cross to nobody in the box

    which then comes back to why do we not have bodies in the box ?

    if sissoko is getting crosses into the box and they are being wasted, is it A a poor choice to cross, or B pardews problem for not comiting bodies into the box to proffit ?

    if it is A then he is no better than HBA

    but then it comes back to who has the greater assist/ goals per minute, and that is HBA

    its double standards

    HBA is our most productive forward per minutes on the pitch, not playing him is like cutting off your nose to spite your face

  • 124 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    Jesper
    All the time mate.I report in every day to our leader tolet him know how the general population feel about him and point out the regular mischief makers on this blog ha ha ha. So I wonder which category you would fall into my friend ??

  • 125 jazzyp // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:37 PM

    to let

  • 126 aidytoon9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:44 PM

    Nothing less than a win tomorrow is good enough. Villa are a poor side and we should be dusting these teams, more importantly I want to see hard work and a will to win.

  • 127 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    Tomorrow’s game is becoming more and more important with the West Ham and Hull wins. Can Pardew and the team handle the pressure? It’s ridiculous really. We should handle them easily at home but I don’t fell that way. Still we have good players back in the lineup and it’s a chance for the team to start to redeem itself.

  • 128 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    I don’t feel that way either. :)

  • 129 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:58 PM

    If we have to battle hard to get a draw tomorrow it should be another kick in the nads for Pards A wakeup call of sorts. These are must win games.

  • 130 daztoon // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:59 PM

    What I would like to see tomorrow is some sort of game plan to take the game to Villa.

    Pardew has had 10 days to prepare for this game and has no more excuses.

  • 131 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 6:59 PM

    Decent goal by Rooney I suppose (sniff).

  • 132 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    I don’t think Pards is on any 2M pounds a year TnMW @116. The figure usually cited is 500K per year. Don’t forget Ashley paid to get a mediocre manager and that’s what he got for that wage.

  • 133 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    How did your interview go tadsy mate? Good news I hope? I’m a bit late asking I know.

  • 134 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Just wondering how Joe is performing as tea lady? Is he the world’s greatest pourer of tea? Does he have 7 tea lady of the year awards to go along with he 3 league manager of the year trophies? Beautiful.

  • 135 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    and his 3 LMA awards as well. Sigh. I should really learn to spell.

  • 136 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    Is 10 days enough daztoon mate? Three years hasn’t been enough so far. How many excellent games have we played out of his 150? Possibly 20 or so, most of them in the 5th place season when the wonder goals were going in.

  • 137 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    I’m feeling really spritely today. I may do a couple of shallow knee bends and jog around the carpet! Huzzah!

  • 138 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    The blogging is magnificent on here today by the way. We should all flare our nostrils with pride.

  • 139 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Get locked up for talking to ya self Geordie two

    Nostril flare!

    Lol

  • 140 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Man United are crap!

  • 141 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Hope we win tomoro

  • 142 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    Not as crap as the mackems

  • 143 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    “Christian Benteke has won 167 aerial duels in the Premier League this season, more than Mike Williamson, Steven Taylor, Fabricio Coloccini & Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa combined (129).”
    Interesting stat that. Definitely something to be concerned about. Courtesy of NUFC.com

  • 144 mag // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    3-1 Mags!

  • 145 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Excellent riposte dantoon. Counter flare right back at ya mate!

  • 146 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    4-0 the toon

  • 147 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    We should crush them tomorrow. Squeeze them to pulp. Render them completely squishy! Huzzah!

  • 148 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    jazzyp….well I am sure I would be banned from the SD Headquarters and I am sure Pardew wouldn’t let me in either ;) lol

  • 149 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    A hat trick by Obertan! Beautiful!

  • 150 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Huzzah!!!

  • 151 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    Don’t worry jesper mate. You’re always welcome at Manly Man HQ. We offer free refreshments and our tea lady is better looking than Joe!

  • 152 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    Saylor puts away the fourth with his rotunt belly

  • 153 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    We’ve got that squishy feeling,
    Oh that squishy feeling
    We’ve got that squishy feeling,
    Now it’s back, back, back
    Wo’ oh yeah!
    Huzzah!

  • 154 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    And Pards takes a blast right in his microscopic testicles on the sidelines. Huzzah!

  • 155 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    GT…I would hope so that I am allowed back at work ;) lol

  • 156 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    You lot seem to be happy, what are you drinking up there

  • 157 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    We’re high on footy welshie mate. Join us! May the blog be with you.

  • 158 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    Can you just picture Pardew with his nads swollen to the size of small blueberries after a wild shot from Santon hits him where it hurts? Beautiful.

  • 159 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    Hopefully I will be joining in the celebrations tomorrow

    COME ON THE TOON

  • 160 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    We shouldn’t forget who was cheering the season we were relegated either. Down with Villa!

  • 161 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    Santon can’t even hit the ball on target, what are the odds of him hitting pardew where it hurts.

  • 162 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    I am an optimist – I am still counting on Pardew being replaced before the start of next season ;) need something to keep me going!

    …we are going to have to replace half the team anyway!

  • 163 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    *flares nostrils*

  • 164 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    That was great.

    Feel much better now.

    Flaring your nostrils, it’s the way to go.

  • 165 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:55 PM

    Yes Belfast mate now you have it! By Odin’s nipple armour yes! We must flare proudly. Use your extend a nos. Strut with pride. Chest out, nostrils flared, toes pointed slightly inward, trilbies at a jaunty angle! Beautiful.

  • 166 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    Looks like I killed the blog

  • 167 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    Never Belfast. It’s not dead. It’s just resting.

  • 168 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 7:59 PM

    Yay it’s still alive.

    Don’t really have a good feeling about tomorrow tbh. They’re a good side away from home like.

  • 169 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:02 PM

    Should we really be letting a noted budgie fondler run our club? What with his penchant for bare scrotums and dominatrixes (dominatrices?).

  • 170 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:02 PM

    harrrummmpphhh

  • 171 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
    Suspenders, and a bra.
    He wished he’d been a girlie,
    Just like his dear Papa.

  • 172 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:04 PM

    I don’t think we have got a choice

  • 173 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    Tuds say something grouchy mate! We need it now more than ever.

  • 174 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    Mike Ashley is a little boys bike seat sniffer

  • 175 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:05 PM

    He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women’s clothing
    And hangs around in bars?!

  • 176 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:06 PM

    His that what you wear when out on the weekends

  • 177 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:06 PM

    Where is the Mike Ashley apologists brigade? We need to have a word.

  • 178 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:08 PM

    Nay welshie mate. I wear a manly outfit. Stovepipes, knobby boots and a trilby. Beautiful.

  • 179 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:09 PM

    Mike’s dominatrix says he cries when Cisse doesn’t score.

  • 180 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:11 PM

    Any mike Ashley fans on here apart from me

  • 181 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:11 PM

    Only joking

  • 182 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:12 PM

    I know what you all like when I come out with comments like that

  • 183 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:12 PM

    Mike ate his dominatrix

  • 184 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:13 PM

    Oh they’re out there welshie mate. Hiding in the weeds. Waiting for our next win. Then out they come to strut their stuff. Let’s see what happens this summer.

  • 185 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:13 PM

    I would love to visit newcastle one day

  • 186 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:14 PM

    I think Ashley is alreet

  • 187 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:15 PM

    go socidad

  • 188 dantoon85 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:16 PM

    Alreet to throw bricks at

  • 189 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:17 PM

    Am I seeing things barca are losing 3-1

  • 190 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:17 PM

    If we lose this game a justifiable rage will enter us. We will scream and rant. We will rip out generous handfuls of our chest hair. We will gnash our teeth. Ashley beware!

  • 191 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:20 PM

    If lose I can see us reaching 1,000 comments

    Do anybody know what’s the most comments we have made

  • 192 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:24 PM

    We

  • 193 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:36 PM

    Hit 1 million comments one time welsh geordie

  • 194 wolfshead@toon // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:42 PM

    geordie

    there was rumours that ashley was involved in the great trill scandal of ’82 when it was discovered that it was being made from mashed up breadcrumbs and newspaper pulp i hope your budgies didnt get the mange mate

  • 195 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:43 PM

    We must smite the evil Villains! Smite them I say!Crush them! Destroy their spirit! Flick our noses at them. Vent our spleen! I’ve never actually vented my spleen, how does that actually work then?

  • 196 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:45 PM

    Can anyone give me a spleen venting demo?

  • 197 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:49 PM

    I guess what I mean is I don’t want to vent my spleen too soon. Premature spleen venting can be embarrassing from what I’ve been told. :oops:

  • 198 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:50 PM

    Never wolfie mate. I only feed my budgies the finest sesame seeds and grapes peeled by beautiful women.

  • 199 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:55 PM

    Ashley also cries when the dominatrix asks to be paid.

  • 200 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:55 PM

    Huzzah for 200!

  • 201 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:57 PM

    You know talking to yourself is the first sign of madness Geordietwo ?

  • 202 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:57 PM

    I’m sorry I can’t answer you right now Belfast mate, I’m busy talking to myself.

  • 203 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:58 PM

    Huzzah for 203! It doesn’t have the same ring to it does it?

  • 204 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 8:59 PM

    Power to the geordies! Down with Ashley! Harrumph!

  • 205 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:00 PM

    One million is the record Geordie two

    That was back when Ed was an alcoholic and went on a two month bender.

    You could break it if you really wanted too

  • 206 Thump // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:02 PM

    @GeordieTwo: I’ll have you know that Llamibas has never once asked Ashley for payment!

  • 207 beermonkey // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:03 PM

    Ashley and a dominatrix cant see it

    but I bet he is an adult baby though

  • 208 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:03 PM

    So has everyone gone out drinking or what? Or is it because we are not discussing Benny more ;) lol

  • 209 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:04 PM

    Have I mentioned I want us to crush the Villains? Pick their pockets? Eat their lunches? Fondle their budgies? Vent our spleens all over them? Well if I haven’t I should have. Harrumph.

  • 210 Belfast // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:04 PM

    Thanks very much for that Image beer monkey

  • 211 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:05 PM

    Actually I can imaging Llambsarse in a dominatrix outfit. With one of those little caps, a black uniform, knee length boots, his little whip at the ready? Mike clapping his pudgy little hands with glee.

  • 212 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    A weekend at the Ashley residence. All Mike has on are his chaps. Llambsarse chasing him around giggling. Pardew waiting patiently for his turn. Joe serving tea.

  • 213 wolfshead@toon // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:08 PM

    jesper

    im watching salamander lol have a look http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01pnpvp/Salamander_Episode_1/

  • 214 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    They cut down trees. They skip and jump.
    They like to press wild flowers.
    They put on women’s clothing
    And hang around in bars.

  • 215 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:10 PM

    Wolfs…is this Salamander the new thing? ;)

  • 216 Blackley and Brownlie // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:12 PM

    I see young Ciaran’s not interested in finances but has had to take an interest in them in order to put the Ashley apologists in their place. I thought he’d be keeping his head down after his last foray into the world of club finances, so embarrassing was it for him.

  • 217 beermonkey // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:12 PM

    Belfast

    its disturbing aint it

    not even babestation can remove the image

  • 218 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:13 PM

    No spleen venting is the new thing jesper mate. Get in on it now. We’re all very excited.

  • 219 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:25 PM

    Since we are talking so much about spleen tonight we have a band here in DK called Spleen United ;)

  • 220 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:34 PM

    Does anyone have a particle accelerator I could borrow? And some size 10 and a half wellies? Thanks in advance for your help mates. :)

  • 221 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:34 PM

    Have they ever vented jesper mate?

  • 222 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:36 PM

    A lot of you have asked me to comment on the whole solar neutrino flux problem….. Harrumph….. I’ll have to get back to you.

  • 223 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:36 PM

    GT….I am sure they have :)

    …I studies with two of them at the Aarhus School of Architecture

  • 224 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:37 PM

    I firmly believe our density is still in our own hands.

  • 225 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:39 PM

    Are they architects as well as band members jesper? I’m very impressed with you Danish lot. Very multi-talented. Very manly.

  • 226 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:43 PM

    I too am very talented jesper mate. Just ask Belfast and beer monkey. I don’t just press wild flowers. Oh no. I seek truth and justice. I measure neutrino fluxes. I count cheese. And that’s just a tiny fraction of my total life experience.

  • 227 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    It’s guess the score time I’m going for a 1-0 win to the toon

    What’s yours

  • 228 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    Please try not to disturb me right now mates, as I’m busy talking to myself again.

  • 229 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:47 PM

    My score has a lot of variables welshie mate. It could get very large. Or it might be quite small. It could involve soiled underwear. It might be quite unpleasant. There could be crying. And that’s just Mike.

  • 230 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    I hope that answers your question welshie mate. I’m never quite sure what you’re asking.

  • 231 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    Can you let me know when you have finished talking to yourself and let know what you reckon the score is going to be.

  • 232 John Tudor // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:52 PM

    I am starting to notice a number of sites that are not only removing the hyperlink from the banners, but also removing the credits from my data, tables, presentations, and pages. I do not mind the use of any of this information on your sites, but you must leave the credit to all people (me and the others) intact. I will start posting websites here letting everyone know who is going to screw it up for the rest of us! Very respectfully 73 de Paul

  • 233 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:53 PM

    Ah yes welshie well…. Harrumph. The score then? I strongly believe that there will be one tomorrow. I’m trying to measure the total positives emanating from the Toon. There is some disturbance and noise in the background but I’m seeing a 1-2 loss unfortunately. De Jong will score but Benteke will score 2.

  • 234 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:55 PM

    There will be an outpouring of sorrow and a great venting of spleens. Heads will roll. Ashley will be soiled and cry. All in all it could be quite interesting.

  • 235 welshgeordie9 // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:56 PM

    GeordieTwo

    Did you get good advice when you was talking to yourself

  • 236 GeordieTwo // Feb 22, 2014 at 9:59 PM

    Well yes of course I did welshie mate. The level of conversation gets quite textured and sensual. The lights begin to flicker on and off. Time slows. I snore a little bit. Sometimes I get flatulent. It’s a very personal experience.




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