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Debuchy, Remy And Armstrong On Bench

2:02 pm, Saturday, April 19th, 2014 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 460 Comments

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It’s a surprise that both Loic Remy and Mathieu Debuchy are starting on the bench today against Swansea, and why that’s the case we have no idea, it’s not like we don’t need them in the team immediately.

And surprisingly Luuk de Jong, Papiss Cisse and Shola Ameobi all start – and yes they are the players who have one goal between them in the last six games –  so it’s a strange starting  eleven that Alan Pardew has put out today, in what is a crucial game for us.

It looks like it’s a back three again, but Paul Dummett is brought in on the left, and Steven Taylor is again relegated to the bench.

And 60% of fans think we’ll lose this game in the poll we conducted – and if the starting line-up was known before the vote – that percentage would be even greater.

We need a win somehow today, against relegation threatened Swansea City.

It seems a modified 3-4-3 formation with Luuk de Jong behind Shola Ameobi and Papiss Cisse up front – and the only question is how long will it be before Debuchy and Remy are brought on – and we better not be behind at the half – without these two lads playing. :(

This is a strange selection by the manager.

For Swansea, former Newcastle winger Wayne Routledge is in the starting eleven.

Newcastle: (3-4-1-2): Tim Krul; Fabricio Coloccini (c), Mike Williamson, Paul Dummett; Vurnon Anita, Cheick Tiote, Dan Gosling, Yoan Gouffran; Luuk de Jong; Papiss Cisse, Shola Ameobi
Substitutes: Rob Elliot, Mathieu Debuchy, Massadio Haidara, Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Steven Taylor, Adam Armstrong, Loic Remy

Swansea (4-2-3-1): Michel Vorm; Angel Rangel, Jordi Amat, Ashley Williams (c), Ben Davies; Leon Britton, Jonathan de Guzman; Wayne Routledge, Jonjo Shelvey, Pablo Hernandez; Wilfried Bony
Substitutes: Gerhard Tremmel, Neil Taylor, Kyle Bartley, Jay Fulton, Nathan Dyer, Marvin Emnes, David Ngog

Referee: Chris Foy (Lancashire)

Comments welcome.



Tags: Match Preview · Newcastle News · Premier League



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460 responses so far ↓

  • 1 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:03 PM

    tads

    he has not bombed at all,

    zaha is the only one that would get in our team

    the others ???

  • 2 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:04 PM

    3-4-1-2 supposedly.

    Pardew is running out of formations.

    Good to see De Jong & Shola playing. LOL

  • 3 firebug666 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:04 PM

    The bench looks stronger than the starting 11. By the time Pardrew brings subs on it will be to late for the Toon.

  • 4 Geremi's Prosthetic Leg Fund // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:05 PM

    Abysmal line up, but strong bench. I’m guessing Pardew is looking to contain until half time, then will throw on Remy & Debuchy to grab the win.

    Really thought he would have started those two today in fear of enticing the wrath of the fans if we go behind. Risky.

  • 5 Burni // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:05 PM

    Oh dear. Another tonking coming right up?

  • 6 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:05 PM

    That is a truly horrendous line up
    Wtf

  • 7 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:06 PM

    well this should be good news for us who want him out,

    3 forwards , no supply

    long ball game for sure

  • 8 JDdubai // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:06 PM

    Honestly if the 7 on the bench played the 11 on the pitch there would only be 1 winner and only 1 team would score..

  • 9 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    That has got to be the worst team selection pardew has ever made…

  • 10 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    omg. what a line up. lol

  • 11 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    pardew what a ledge

  • 12 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:09 PM

    come on colo lead us to victory lol

  • 13 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:10 PM

    If playing 3 at the back why the hell choose Dummett over Yanga????

  • 14 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:10 PM

    the guy has no clue

    i honestly think he has gone with the 3 forwards because of help they can give in our defense

    he will be sacked today

    the fans at the ground will not put up with this

  • 15 theartfuldodger // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:11 PM

    obviously remy and debuchy cant play 90mins…

    Pardew has gone all out for goals. Most attacking team Pardew can put except BenArfa and Marveaux. Looks like the end of the road for them at newcastle.

  • 16 Jail for Ashley // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    I get called a mackem of the Gateshead and Benwell massive for NOT going to games and a hypocrite from Norways very own citizen Smith for going to games !

  • 17 Big B // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    WWWTF. 3 centre forwards, hoping for goals

  • 18 Big Pappa Cissé // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:13 PM

    How he can play Anita as a wing back again today after he was hopeless there last week (although not his fault) is unfathomable.

    PARDEW OUT !.

  • 19 firebug666 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:13 PM

    This just proves that after 3 years Pardrew still has no clue as to our strongest line up and best formation. The man is a complete idiot, it’s not anger management he needs it’s a pretty pink padded cell.

  • 20 Big B // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:14 PM

    beny not even on bench

  • 21 Big Pappa Cissé // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:14 PM

    Also Dummet over French title winning international is shocking as well.

    PARDEW OUT! .

  • 22 Mister Tuff // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:14 PM

    Line up suggests Remy and Debuchy probably did not want to play and have their eyes on the WC.
    If they are fit enough for the bench they are fit enough to play the full match.
    Team illustrates we are really short of quality back up.

  • 23 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:16 PM

    IS THAT FCKING DUMMETT AT CENTRE BACK??????? WHY NOT M’BIWA???

  • 24 Mister Tuff // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:16 PM

    Big B – Benny was photographed yesterday or Thursday at the airport en route for Paris.

  • 25 Jail for Ashley // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:16 PM

    Is thst Anita at RB then, I can’t work it out.

  • 26 TimKrulFan // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:16 PM

    This is the worst line up I’ve ever seen how many players are playing out of position? When will Pardew realise that Goofy is a ST

  • 27 wolfshead@toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:17 PM

    tuffers

    agreed are the players dictating to pards now lol

  • 28 toon22 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:18 PM

    Maybe those 3 upfront is meant to show just which one is the worst striker.
    My moneys on Strolla.

    I be Swansea are sweating at the though of the 3 amigos.

  • 29 JDdubai // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:19 PM

    Just how long will the LONG ball be today with 3 CFs playing????

  • 30 ebm // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:20 PM

    So I made a table of the last 16 games played in the Premier League.

    1. Liverpool 16 13 2 1 +29 41
    2. Chelsea 16 12 2 2 +27 38
    3. Man City 16 11 3 2 +23 36
    4. Everton 16 10 2 4 +9 32
    5. Man Utd 16 9 2 5 +10 29
    6. Tottenham 16 9 2 5 +5 29
    7. Arsenal 16 8 4 4 0 28
    8. Crystal Palace 16 7 3 6 +1 24
    9. West Ham 16 7 2 7 +1 23
    10. Stoke 16 6 4 6 -2 22
    11. Southampton 16 6 3 7 -2 21
    12. West Brom 16 3 8 5 -6 17
    13. Hull 16 5 1 10 0 16
    14. Sunderland 16 4 4 8 -7 16
    15. Aston Villa 16 4 3 9 -8 15
    16. Fulham 16 4 2 10 -24 14
    17. Swansea 16 3 4 9 -4 13
    18. Norwich 16 3 4 9 -10 13
    19. Newcastle 16 4 1 11 -20 13
    20. Cardiff 16 3 3 10 -19 12

    Among the bottom 5, all the clubs except Newcastle have changed their manager in the last half of the season.

  • 31 TimKrulFan // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:20 PM

    I hope Pardew is sacked either him or HBA are leaving this summer!

  • 32 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    In a 3-4-1-2 : who do you think is the man playing behind the front two, Ameobi? Dear lord, you have to laugh.

    I am sorry to say this, but if getting a beating today means Pardew is let go… then I am all for being defeated today. In the interests of the greater good of course.

    Gouffran is fast becoming the invisible man. Once a pacey and exciting player, now disappeared to distant universe, out of the left plane of track back existence.

  • 33 ebm // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    The table looked less messy on my screen when I posted it, but you get the idea.

  • 34 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    if he’s playing three at the back with gouffy and anita on the wings maybe not the worst formation in history. however gosling is not good enough to play attacking midfield. pure madness playing him ahead of marveaux. also really stupid playing dummet ahead of mbiwa.

  • 35 toon22 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:22 PM

    LOL @ the bench,it looks much better than the team on the field.

  • 36 Mister Tuff // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:24 PM

    wolfshead – when I saw the line up- and coupled with Percy Parsnips’ quotes this week -not exactly saying Remy and Debuchy were starting -I think they have probably come to an “accommodation” with Percy to be available as subs.
    As for our three up front -I despair -does not exactly fill you up with confidence as to where the next goal comes from.
    I think we might get beat today 2 – 0 to Swans. Wonga flag to be a great success and not ripped to pieces, and the Toon to win the zorb race.

  • 37 The next Mike Williamson // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:25 PM

    I’ve never seen a man more determined not to learn. Thank God the transfer team haven’t allowed Shola to stay another year. I bet Pardew’s telling them to hand him a 1 yr contract.

    Expect an honest performance and a toothless defeat.

  • 38 toon22 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    lol at the flag “Ripped to pieces”

  • 39 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    i’m going for a 4-0 win to swansea

  • 40 Douglas // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    Doomed

  • 41 BandB // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    Dummett and not Mbiwa?
    Why is anyone surprised?
    A year ago exactly, Pardew was complaining loudly that the players bought in January were no improvement on the ones he already had.
    I think what we are seeing is that Pardew has now won his battle with Carr in the same way he saw off Kinnear.
    Isn’t it funny how “Ashley’s hostage” keeps bouncing back, and that he seems to be getting closer to the team of his choice.

  • 42 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:29 PM

    Ancient
    Sadly mate we could get thumped 7-0 today and it wouldn’t make the slightest difference to who was our manager is

    Our season finished the minute we hit 40 points, that was the mission statement at the start of the season, hit 40 and get safe as fast as possible
    Top 10 was just try and look like we’re building quote, that target went out the window the second Cabaye was sold and the ready made excuse was handed to Pardew
    He’s safe

  • 43 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:29 PM

    WE WANT PARDEW OUT SAY WE WANT PARDEW OUT, WE WANT PARDEW SAY WE WANT PARDEW OUT

  • 44 Eddie // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:29 PM

    What a grim line-up. Paceless and sparkless. Why bother playing Colo, Gosling and Shola when, surely, none of them will be here next season? Poor old Anita and Gouffran – that’s the reward you get for being half-decent under Parsnip: shipped out to wingback!

  • 45 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:30 PM

    jail

    not one person would ever call you right now for not going to the game

    in the last 2 years i know of at least 10 who have gave up going, due to how pardew plays the game, i know at least a further 5 who have quit going because of ashley/DL

    no one says anything to them, so why would you get grief ?
    its not like you have fun when your there,
    you are one of the most vocal on here regards Ashley, it just dont make sense what you say

  • 46 toon22 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:30 PM

    Theres always the chance he is sick of it all and is now trying to get the sack.
    He isnt going to walk is he,if he thinks that teams the best we have he is deluded.

  • 47 Thump // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:34 PM

    I can’t see how we’re going to shape up today. We looked alright playing 3 at the back, but it seems that Anita and Gosling will be playing deeper in an almost wingback role, so… where is our midfield…?

  • 48 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:35 PM

    I think the fans need to side up with ben arfa and not pardew.

    Pardew would really understand our frustrations if they start chanting:
    HATEM BEN ARFA DUH DUH DUH, HATEM BEN ARFA DUH DUH DUH HATEM BEN ARFA!

  • 49 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:36 PM

    De Guzman and Routledge should have a field day today….trailing 0-2 before Pardew sees what’s wrong.

  • 50 Eddie // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    Given a choice between Ben Arfa and Pardew, I’d choose neither.

  • 51 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    toonarmydownsouth – I don’t think Pardew will survive if we lose today. I know Ashley wants to stick with Pardew, but even Ashley will have his breaking point.

    What a spectacle this could turn out to be today, what with Wonga shamelessly taking the mick, and the current form of the side.

    The stadium is going to be at breaking point if we get outclassed today. If Jonjo Shelvey is in form, I don’t much fancy our chances.

  • 52 ramboreilly // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:40 PM

    Apart from altidore,our front three are the most out of form strikers in the prem.Playing them toether is a recipe for disaster.The football wont be pretty.
    Also in ameobi,gosling and de jong wehave three players,who will be leaving in the summer,whats the point.

  • 53 thai-mag // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:40 PM

    CRAZY!!!!~the men in white coats will be coming for Pardew any day soon, I’m wondering if he wants the sack, Shelvey will beat us on his own

  • 54 mindcompressor // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:41 PM

    our bench: 4 defenders, 2 strikers :) congratulations – as usually great personal choices :))) when loosing 0-2, he will bring MYM on DM position and Arma on the wing :)

  • 55 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:42 PM

    Good luck today! I like the 3-4-3 formation if that is actually what Parsnip is playing – a difficult formation non the less.

    …lets see how it pan. Good luck.

  • 56 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:42 PM

    *out

  • 57 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:42 PM

    Hey lads,

    for the people looking for HD stream

    http://sportz-hd.eu/

    :)

  • 58 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    what formation is that?

    dummet colo williamson in the centre back?

    or is anita and dummett playing full back with colo williamson in centre?

    anyone make sense out of it?

  • 59 Laurent Robert 32 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    A lot of crossing and finishing practice going on in the warm up.

    Ashley out, Pardew out.

  • 60 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:45 PM

    I really hope the fans at the game today voice and show their frustration and anger at pardew.

  • 61 ochytoon // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:46 PM

    Haha Shola starting? Its like Pardew wants to be sacked.

  • 62 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:46 PM

    @ilovetoon8788

    Dont let the nufc website decieve you.

    It is not a 3 at back formation, its 5-2-1-2.

    3 Center backs

    2 Wing backs,

    2 in Center

    1 Attacking Midfield

    2 strikers

    Its all out defence as he is trying to save his money gambling life at a big club like NUFC

  • 63 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:46 PM

    i’m going for 0-2 win for swansea.. formation looks pants.

  • 64 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:47 PM

    @TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:46 PM

    whose in the att. mid role? Gosling or Ameobi?

  • 65 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:48 PM

    So Cardiff have actually done worse than us in the last 16 games? Didn’t know that.

  • 66 bob52 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:49 PM

    Wants the sack!! no other reason.

  • 67 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:51 PM

    Ancient
    Wish I had your optimism but Ashley couldn’t give a flying f**k

    Season tickets are paid up for years in advance
    Bums are still on seats in the stadium
    SD are plastered every where and have taken over the club shop
    We’re still in the league

    It’s a golden age for that fat fcuk and he’s loving every minute

  • 68 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:52 PM

    ilovetoon8788

    Looks like Its either de Jong or Gosling.

    Mate I Pardew needs to go mental institution hospital.

    Mbiwa is dropped for Paul Dummet???? out of position playing him at CB

    His stupid favourites and yet there are STILL PDL???

  • 69 Big Pappa Cissé // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:57 PM

    I honestly think Pardew picked this team and formation out of a hat .

  • 70 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:59 PM

    Good grief.

    4 strikers on the pitch:

    The most dangerous and useful out the lot at wing back, one on his way out that hasn’t scored for 20+ hours of footy, one ranking among the the worst STs I’ve ever seen at the club and one that has lost his touch, though has begun getting into scoring positions again.

  • 71 Brutooon // Apr 19, 2014 at 2:59 PM

    we been conceding for fun, why not replace Williamson with Mapou?

  • 72 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:00 PM

    Did the Wonga flag survive a trip around the stadium?

  • 73 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:00 PM

    hope we get a good pasting today

    another 3 nil would be nice

  • 74 MacToon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:02 PM

    :lol:

  • 75 Ron Knee // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:02 PM

    “Lawro” has predicted we’ll win this 2-0.

  • 76 manxpie // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:02 PM

    its 4-2-3-1

    so dummet isn’t out of position and i’d prefer anita at rb than m’bwia and arfa is injured!!!

    god knows wat the forward line will be tho

  • 77 Douglas // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:03 PM

    Still 0-0??

  • 78 The next Mike Williamson // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:03 PM

    link anyone?

  • 79 Douglas // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:03 PM

    I mean, Swansea hav’nt scored yet?

  • 80 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    That’s gotta sting Foy Boy!

  • 81 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:06 PM

    “Usually pretty good with his feet Tim Krul….”

    Commentators and pundits are know nothing dabblers outside of the clubs they support.

  • 82 JAMSHA // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:06 PM

    TurkishFan101

    tnxxxxxxxxxxx epic link no buffer at all :d

  • 83 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:07 PM

    sat in me keks with a bag of toffee popcorn watching toon on a crap stream. Life doesn’t get any better than this eh

  • 84 JAMSHA // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:07 PM

    ralyor near pardew

  • 85 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    One team playing football, so far, the other lumping it forward.

    Gosling doing okay, again.

  • 86 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    we’re getting hammered as expected

  • 87 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:09 PM

    The ball isn’t seeing much of Swansea’s side of the pitch.

  • 88 Rake // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:10 PM

    Are we playing a formation today? or is it just send the lambs out too the slaughter?

  • 89 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:10 PM

    Why are the likes of Strolla and Gosling getting starts? Both are out at the end of the season – Gosling was at Blackpool and now in the starting 11 WTF

  • 90 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    Totally incapable of constructing a fluent attacking move.

  • 91 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    Hoof ball thats all it is under pardew

  • 92 Jamseyd24 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:13 PM

    Guys any links?? how we playing. I am stuck in Iraq and cant get to watch it. Hows the crowd??

  • 93 Big B // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:13 PM

    anyone got a link

  • 94 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:14 PM

    Another full stadium? How can we complain with anything going on at this club when the grounds full for every home game – Fatash cant believe his luck at owning this place – serve up shit and they return in their droves.

  • 95 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:15 PM

    JAMSHA

    NP mate,

    http://sportz-hd.eu/

    Calm atmosphere

    all support has been sucked out.

  • 96 toon22 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:15 PM

    Still not one shot on goal.

  • 97 Brutooon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:15 PM

    cisse injured! BEST NEWS EVER !!!!

    he done nothing for the last 24 months !!!!

  • 98 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:15 PM

    get a sunlounger on for chuffs sake

  • 99 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:16 PM

    We can play with 15 strikers. If you don’t have a creative player in the team to CREATE, nothing will happen.

  • 100 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    It’s not just no shots on goal, it’s a strain just to get anywhere near their box, has been the case for months.

  • 101 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    carver should use that phone to order a round of mojitos

  • 102 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    Williamson to Ameobi.
    Remind me how many goals that trick created?

  • 103 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    It’s actually disturbing when Shola’s looking the best player on the pitch
    What the hell is wrong with these over paid tarts?

  • 104 ramboreilly // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    Hoooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffff

  • 105 Brutooon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    18 mins and we create ZERO

  • 106 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    Great tackle from Willo there, 1-0 otherwise

  • 107 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:20 PM

    As well rename our name to Wimbledon.. Zero ideas with the ball. Good work pardew.

    Hope remy makes the difference.

  • 108 toon22 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    lmfao

    Striker off who comes on?

    Debuchy.

  • 109 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    Cisse off
    Debuchy on……..

    Confused? You should be!

  • 110 Brutooon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    Yahoooo CISSE the CLUELESS striker is out

    BEST NEWS EVER

  • 111 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    Pardew trying to prove a point, probably picking up on people saying he’s relied on Remy to dig him out throughout the season.

  • 112 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:22 PM

    SSN—–52.000 inside ground , feels like a morgue, any signs of protests yet??

  • 113 toon22 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:22 PM

    HAHAHAHA

    The big lump !!!!!!!

  • 114 Brutooon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:22 PM

    Ameobi score.

    LUCKY GOAL

  • 115 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    jajajajajjajahahahahahahahahahahah

    strolllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • 116 JAMSHA // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SHOLA

  • 117 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    I didn’t even celebrate that was horrible football and we didn’t deserve it swansea have been all over us

  • 118 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    SSSSHHHHHOOOOLLLLAAAAA FUSKIN AMMMMEEEOOOOBBBBIIIII

    YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN!!!!

  • 119 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Great pass by LDJ and what a move by Ameobi. Wow.

    Luck strikes sometimes at our side of the sphere I guess.

  • 120 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Hoof-ball goal… I wish I could celebrate, but blah! Papering over the cracks is all that is.

  • 121 GeordieDan // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    FINALLY!!!!!! GET IN STROLLA LAD!

  • 122 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Protest – after paying your subs to Fatash LOLOLOLOL

    There should be no one in that ground BUT they just cant stay away regardless of the rubbish on offer

  • 123 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    everyone watch out for pianos falling on ya heads, it has to even up somehow

  • 124 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    NOOOOOOOO

    YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND.

    THIS USELESS PR!CK DOES THIS EVERY SINGLE YEAR AND GETS A CONTRACT EXTENSION.

  • 125 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    PARDEW OUT, WORST FOOTBALL EVER, DIDN’T DESERVE IT, SWANSEA BEEN ALL OVER US

  • 126 wolfshead@toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    @ 117

    speechless

  • 127 JAMSHA // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    Shola just signd a new 5 yr contract bad news

  • 128 toonicle // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    Shooooooola! And Luuk got the assist.

  • 129 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    Yeah. I also cannot celebrate. There is nothing to celebrate right now.
    We were not in the game and that goal was all about luck and 5% skill.

  • 130 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    omg, this could be better than i ever hoped, to get beat now would be unbearable for pardew

  • 131 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    Your left foot out
    In out in out shake it all about you do the Ameobi and you turn around that’s what it’s all about
    Sing!!!!!
    Oh Shola Ameobi
    Oh Shola Ameobi
    Oh Shola Ameobi
    Knees bent arms straight ra ra ra

  • 132 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    Suddenly, St James’ seems full of happy clapping seals.

  • 133 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    SEE NOW LOOK WE’RE JUST SITTING BACK IN OUR OWN HALF

  • 134 Douglas // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:27 PM

    Wonder how long it will take for the equaliser?

  • 135 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:27 PM

    Was a foul on their CB anyway. Shoved him over.

  • 136 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:27 PM

    I cannot believe this, we do not deserve to be winning and if we win then Pardew will be like ” I told you, I am the right guy here and fans are always 50/50 when it comes to a win they suck on me ego”

  • 137 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:28 PM

    SWANSEA ARE PLAYING THE FOOTBALL THAT WE WANT TO SEE, PARDEW OUT

  • 138 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:28 PM

    defend this goal now for the remainder of the game

  • 139 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:28 PM

    Goffy looks like he is injured or tired or just doesn’t want to play. He has been horrible.

  • 140 89Norcal // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:28 PM

    Thank you everyone for stopping by, hope you enjoyed it.
    Next Ameobi goal in 5 months, 12 hours, 43 minutes, 11 seconds.

  • 141 Ron Knee // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:28 PM

    His first league goal since December 2012. Prolific or what?

  • 142 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:28 PM

    got to honest – gutted with the goal . it gives pardew breathing space and the idiots who support him the opportunity of saying ‘ told you he just needed time’

  • 143 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    Am i the only one who wasn’t celebrating that goal?

  • 144 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    It’s funny if you watch the stream you can see Turkishfan ranting on 2 websites!

  • 145 wolfshead@toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    this site has become overrun with mackems

  • 146 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    You are right.

  • 147 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    wolfshead

    Nah, just people that can see beyond the end of their noses.

  • 148 89Norcal // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    lol tads

    @Rob Knee, is that true? my timer must be off a ways.

  • 149 GeordieDan // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    Luuk De Jong is fricking AWFUL!!!! WTF Happened to him?

  • 150 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Gosling will get sent off

  • 151 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Routledge with some skills there.

  • 152 JAMSHA // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    stupid reffff

  • 153 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:33 PM

    Ameobi our savior!!

  • 154 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:33 PM

    Couldn’t give a monkeys when he last scored, it’s just good to see a bit of life in SJP and the team
    It’s lifted everyone

    You lot are seriously fcuking sad and deluded if you actually thought a loss would see Pardew gone today
    Even sadder if despite the goings on you can’t celebrate and cheer for the 11 on the pitch, that’s not a supporter

  • 155 89Norcal // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:33 PM

    F me that ref is a moron.

  • 156 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:33 PM

    Nearly every time LDJ gets the ball, the move breaks down.

  • 157 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:34 PM

    LDJ is the new Ameobi?

  • 158 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:34 PM

    I’m gutted we scored though. Means pardew is here to stay. Never felt like this way before.

  • 159 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:34 PM

    with colocinni in the mix we are bound to concede

  • 160 Ron Knee // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:36 PM

    89
    That’s what they said on the BBC website.

  • 161 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    OMG I DONT WANT TO WIN

    I DONT WANT TO WITNESS NEXT SEASON WITH PARK THE BUS 17TH CENTURY STUPID FOOTBALL.

    I DONT WANT THIS BIG EGO LYING IDIOT AT OUR CLUB.

  • 162 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    pards tactical brain will be saying take dejong off and add a goalkeeper

  • 163 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    Whose the guy sitting beside pardew?

  • 164 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    toonarmydownsouth why not do something about it though rather than keep turning up to games just to watch this crap

  • 165 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    There’s a positive – hopefully the last we’ll see of LDJ in a NUFC shirt.

  • 166 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    TADS—- What good is a win going to do for NUFC.??

  • 167 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    Why Pardew’s face always look like he ate something sour?

  • 168 Douglas // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    Half time prediction 1-2

  • 169 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    Moses
    Already have, cancelled my membership, NUFC tv etc so can no longer buy tickets
    Doesn’t mean i can’t celebrate a goal

    So what are doing about it other than continually spouting off about Laudrup on a fan blog…

  • 170 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    Loic remy to come on to cover paper over cracks even more

  • 171 GeordieDan // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    Ah well, at least De Jong won’t be on the pitch again this season.

    If Pardew doesn’t give Armstrong his chance now then he really is clueless pratt.

  • 172 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    Stuart
    Nout, neither will a loss, what’s your point

  • 173 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    If anyone here thinks that winning or losing will effect Pardew’s place in the club, you are mistaken. He has a solid place here at least until summer 2015 or if we will be bottom 3 in the middle of last season.

    If you think that we will lose these 4 games and he will be fired? Then you are wrong.

  • 174 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    Good to see Remy getting 50 minutes, he will need game time to be ready for next season?

  • 175 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    Whats the point in celebrating a goal that was totally undeserved, out of a hoof ball and when we’ve got nothing to play for.

  • 176 Douglas // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    So Remy will also get injured, then we’ll see Adam

  • 177 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    De jong was and is terrible. Worse than ameobi. Probably played his last game for us.

    Can use our young guns now instead of that idiot.

  • 178 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    Oleg
    Exactly
    If he hasn’t been sacked for getting us nearly relegated and head butting a player he won’t get sacked for limping to a mid table finish

  • 179 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Oleg

    Because you know the inner workings of MAs mind. There is no way you can say with any certainty that’s the case.

  • 180 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    We should be charging Athletico Madrid a fee for getting Remy ready for them.

  • 181 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:44 PM

    Win Loose Draw – the result today will not change anything. Pardew is exactly the man Fatash wants as he always toes the party line and puts up with the better players being sold from under him. The stadium is full of 50000 Ashlickers and we are not getting relegated.

    Happy days for the Barrow Boy

  • 182 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:45 PM

    Moses
    Pretty much the answer i expected
    No point in celebrating your team scoring at all

    Bet it’s great being in the trenches with you!
    About 90% of all league teams have next to nout to play for, they will complain about the manager the owner etc which is spot on, but they still cheer the lads on

  • 183 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:46 PM

    Dummet looks like the character Randall from the kids cartoon, Recess.

  • 184 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:46 PM

    GET IN THERE!

  • 185 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:46 PM

    1-1, they’ve deserved it, they’ve played football we’ve played anti-football

  • 186 Brutooon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    williamson mistake!!!

    Mapou In !!!

  • 187 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    get out

    1-1

  • 188 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    YESSS!! F@CK OFF PARDEW!!

  • 189 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    A cheeky bid for Wilfred bony?

  • 190 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    It’s for the best.

  • 191 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    Good finish that, cracking player that Bony

    Remy replacement????

  • 192 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    What happened to Willo there?

  • 193 Big B // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:47 PM

    we should try and get bony

  • 194 GeordieDan // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    Equaliser just before half time TYPICAL bull5hit!

    No concentration, no guts, no idea. Bollox yet again

  • 195 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    Have we sustained injuries?

  • 196 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    they still cheer on, because they support a football club that isn’t run by a fckuing bunch of morons. When ashley and pardew go, we will be able to support NUFC as the great club we used to be, but we all know thats not happening anytime soon..

  • 197 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    Possibly the most embarrassing set of reactions ever seen on any fan blog anywhere!

  • 198 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    tads— my point is a defeat could mean another nail in pardews coffin .. ever thought of that ??

  • 199 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    TDS – how can u differentiate between the team and the owner ?

  • 200 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 201 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    toonarmydownsouth
    they still cheer on, because they support a football club that isn’t run by a fckuing bunch of morons. When ashley and pardew go, we will be able to support NUFC as the great club we used to be, but we all know thats not happening anytime soon..

  • 202 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    Jesper
    Several

  • 203 GeordieDan // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    I’d have Bony in a heartbeat- but we all knew that before we let him join Swansea without even an enquiry.

    Why would he come here?

  • 204 Ron Knee // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    I wrote the same last week – totally predictable.

  • 205 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:50 PM

    Cardiff losing again
    Bye bye ole lad

  • 206 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:50 PM

    stuartno9, agreed maybe but ashley has us exactly where he wants us, this summer will show whether he has the slightest bit of ambition, if pardew is sacked and the squad is revamped, then maybe he does, but if we stick with pardew then no.

  • 207 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Lads

    If Stoke win against Cardiff

    Crystal Palace against Westham

    We lose to Swansea

    We are step closer to finishing below 10th.

    THIS MEANS THE BIG BONUS PAY OUT WONT GO TO THE SQUAD AND THE COACHING STAFF

  • 208 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Moses
    I’m sure many have clubs run shockingly, they still cheer on the lads if the lads put the effort in, which for the first time in weeks they are today

  • 209 ramboreilly // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Good header,why didn’t we get him.Oh yes he wasn’t a loan,free transfer or in the last year of his contract.t doesn’t matter how good they are ,if they aren’t cheap,we don’t want them.

  • 210 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Mike’s Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Of course I don’t know that. But why would he keep him until the end of the season just to fire him in the summer?

    He haven’t seen enough? Still not sure about what AP can do in this club?
    If he would want to fire him, he had the chance weeks ago. He should’ve brought a new manager to start building for next season. But he will keep AP. This is my opinion of course.

  • 211 Graeme // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Maybe a public hanging of MA during Half Time would help cheer people up a bit?? lol

  • 212 terencelim // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Where are Ashley’s ass licking noob TDS and Pawl250 hiding nowadays?

  • 213 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Turkish
    And? That’s even better for Ashley, Pardews kept them in the league and saved Ash a fortune

  • 214 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    That half was marginally better than being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks by a gang of charvers

  • 215 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Well at least we know that one team has been practicing corners and dead ball.
    What a time to let a goal in.
    In fairness to Iron Mike,Bony is a beast
    Can we come out with some fight or give away an early goal?
    Big 45 mins coming up now

  • 216 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    By the way. Cannot agree with the celebration of their goal. People here are going crazy with sadness for the club that they are celebrating another team’s goal against us. Very very sorry this is the situation of the fans. So much desperation.

  • 217 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    thats it. newcastle finished coz pardew has put all his brains in that first 45 , no plan b, swansea everything to play for, better football team and their manager will know how to beat us now. PARDEW F//K OFF.

  • 218 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    Well toonarmydownsouth, for the past few weeks including today the team has put nowhere near enough effort in for a club like newcastle.

  • 219 89Norcal // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    SJP is so quiet it’s depressing.

  • 220 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    That nufc.com site is full off f***ing **** said uk tv none. At half time flicking through the channels the match is on setanta sports 1…Bloody morons………As for the match pritty shit hoofing it up to Shola everytime leaving Ben Arfa out… Wtf do we look like a Tony Pullis team…Bloody stoke. I could kick pardrew in the teeth like.

  • 221 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    Mikes Iron Curtain
    Of course he knows that
    If he didn’t sack him for planting one on a player why would he sack him for finishing mid table

  • 222 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:55 PM

    wolf145
    i’ve been thinking that myself, they just too embarrassed to admit it.

    i myself believe a relegation into the championship would give us a chance of seeing ashley leave but it doesn’t mean i want it.

  • 223 jesperfuglsang - captain of the lemon crew // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:55 PM

    tads…dammit :(

    *do we know if they are serious?

  • 224 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:55 PM

    We can finish this season now between 8th and 14th.

    We will probably finish 10th. Unless C. Palace will have an amazing finish to their season.

  • 225 ochytoon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    Haven’t seem the first half, took the dog out instead. How we playing? Do we deserve to be drawing?

  • 226 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    Moses
    Which is exactly what I’ve just said, the lads have been rightly getting stick the last few weeks because they haven’t put a shift in, today they have and the crowd have got behind them
    What’s your point!

  • 227 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    MOSES—ashley has had 7YEARS to prove himself , what makes you think he is going to do it this close season . History tell me = no change.

  • 228 manxpie // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    ffs sake people not celebrating our goal but celebrating theres!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    absolute fuskin joke on here now!!

    and you call yourself fans??

    oh and that was the passing and possession team scoring from a corner!!!

    and we have had more possession than them overall!!

  • 229 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    my stream is torturing me with the shearer cole glory days aaahhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg

  • 230 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    tads

    I know that he doesn’t know that, it’s an impossibility. This conversation is terminated.

  • 231 manxpie // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    kevy sentanta is overseas mate

  • 232 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Jesper
    Cisse went of with possibly a groin strain(?) after 15 minutes
    LDJ went off after landing badly so maybe just jarred his ankle

  • 233 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    We’ve actually looked better today,Tiote is giving the ball away too easily as is Willo

  • 234 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    you were saying they are today toonarmydownsouth, when they clearly aren’t putting any effort in.

  • 235 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:59 PM

    @Manxpie Our main threat is coming from our RB ..swinging it in every time it’s lame as hell and you don’t win games from it’s just embarrassing. That’s not what they came to watch and that’s a fcuking joke!

  • 236 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    to lose our 2 most prolific goal scorers before half time was a killer blow
    it set us back
    then when i lost our most influential player, ooops i mean the ref, that was it i new our day was done

    pardews after match speech wrote , :)

  • 237 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    Mikes Iron Curtain
    Oh no! Thought you were going to give an insight in to why Pardew would be sacked on the basis of this result

  • 238 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:00 PM

    I take it we probs wont be seeing the young lad today then eh

  • 239 damma99 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:01 PM

    Come on do something. Protest, shout, walk out.
    No chance. Why oh why do 50,000 idiots keep turning up. At least the Blackpool fans pelted the players with tangerines.

  • 240 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:01 PM

    @ManxpieThat probably explains it just thought since I was in the UK it was a uk channel but I have an illegal subscription (Dreambox)

  • 241 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:01 PM

    Moses
    No effort? Whatever lad

  • 242 manxpie // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    crackin goal by shola btw if you just watched his goals you’d think he was a world class striker lol

    shame its never been consistent

  • 243 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    i wonder what pardew is telling them in the depressing room, contain contain contain, we can get a point out of this

  • 244 BarnoldswickMag // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    Ok, we didnt deserve the goal. So what ? We don’t celebrate it? What kind of fan doesnt celebrate when we score. It was lucky, we deserve a bit of luck. Im with the Pardew out group. But that doesnt mean wanting us to lose so he gets sacked, because guess what ? That isnt going to happen!! He wont get sacked if we lose the next four games!

  • 245 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    shelvy and the ref comparing hair products

  • 246 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    Look, people on here having a go at people celebrating swansea’s goal or not celebrating our goal. We are all fans of NUFC, and there’s no such thing as a “proper fan” yes some fans may be a bit more dedicated but we all share the same love and passion for our football club, and have different views in the way we want our club to be run or to be successful. there’s no point having a go at each other for not being “proper fans” this is all ashley and pardew’s doing and we have to unite to do whats best for our football club and get them out! And i do enjoy sharing and listening to people’s opinions on what players we should buy, but its just depressing as well all know we will never be able to buy the players that we want under ashley.

  • 247 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    kevy
    it’s fan like you screaming for HBA that has caused the dressing room to be in the state it is in.
    the rest of the players are not happy for pardew to be playing HBA and history shows that HBA himself is the idiot who causes problems in the dressing room check out his past.

  • 248 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:04 PM

    manxpie— that goal was good for pardew NOT for newcastle ,.one day you will realize that.

  • 249 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:04 PM

    the only luck i want today

    is

    pardew sacked

  • 250 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:04 PM

    @243
    Spot on

  • 251 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:05 PM

    pards could headbutt mashley’s wife and daughter and he still wouldn’t get sacked. Lets leave that one there eh lads

  • 252 manxpie // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:05 PM

    tut tut kevy lol

    but you’ve gotta admit its been much better than recent performances plus our 2 best players of the season are back on the pitch so hopefully that’ll show in the 2nd half sorry for the optimism everyone!!

  • 253 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:05 PM

    any signs of a protest yet,??

  • 254 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    If you had love and passion, you’d celebrate with the lads
    You have bitterness, resentment

  • 255 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    so what if i want swansea to win,

    the team is safe

    the only one it really affects is pardew, and the more pressure we can put him the better,

  • 256 theycallmeparv // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    It pains me to say that I won’t be visiting this blog anymore. I think I have only posted once or twice but I enjoyed the articles and even some of the banter produced in the comments section. But the majority of you people are suffering from some sort of brain injury. I don’t care if you hate the owners, manager or whatever else. The day you start supporting the opposition scoring is the day you need to stop wearing the Newcastle shirt and pretending to be a fan. I don’t want to hear no bollocks about “seeing the benefits from it”. No. You can wish for a change as much as you want but when 3:00pm comes, you are a Newcastle SUPPORTER no matter what. Some of you on here are a disgrace and should be ashamed of yourselves.

  • 257 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    I reckon Shola did well for the goal,and don’t think it was undeserved either.
    Oh Close one from gosling

  • 258 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:07 PM

    pea roller

  • 259 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:07 PM

    Barnold’s

    We’ve already established that is an unfounded assertion.

  • 260 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    @Toonking. Just to put out there I more than celebrated with Shola scored… Am fans like me? Well sorry for wanting our best players to play and to win you fcuking idiot. You need to open your eyes if you think our best player is our problem. Just take a look at our best players over the seasons AC Cabaye soon to be Remy BA …You fcuking idiot.

  • 261 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    Whose the guy who was sitting beside pardew in the stands?

  • 262 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    tads

    Quit with these unfounded assertions, telling people their feelings and motives. There’s a good chap.

  • 263 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:09 PM

    Mikes
    As is yours that he would be sacked today

  • 264 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:09 PM

    Is there nothing else to do in Newcastle so everybody go to the stadium to watch the game? Why people are still coming to watch? They are not cheering and making no noise almost.
    Go to the park, go watch a movie.

  • 265 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    this game would be more apt if someone rolled a beach ball on

  • 266 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    @Toonking so what your basically saying fans calling out for Armstrong to get a chance before Gosling are idiots aswell? Your a ejit.

  • 267 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    theycallmeparv, this all because of ashley’s mess that drives fans to do things like celebrating the opposition scoring.

    Like you i probably won’t be posting anymore coz i can’t be bothered to get into all these arguments. i enjoy reading these quality articles that ed produces, but i hate some of the things the people on this blog say. There used to be good banter and discussions but not anymore…

  • 268 BarnoldswickMag // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    It is just so depressing hearing fans wanting the other team to win. Yes we have a s**t owner and manager but a loss here or the next three games wont change that. I dont care if were safe. Thats no excuse to not support your team

  • 269 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    Theycallmeparv
    Good post

  • 270 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    BarnoldswickMag // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    Ok, we didnt deserve the goal. So what ? We don’t celebrate it? What kind of fan doesnt celebrate when we score. It was lucky, we deserve a bit of luck. Im with the Pardew out group. But that doesnt mean wanting us to lose so he gets sacked, because guess what ? That isnt going to happen!! He wont get sacked if we lose the next four games————–he wont get sacked if we lose the next 4 games – but, you never know!!!

  • 271 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    ilovetoon – its pards rentboy haaaa

    Im sure i said that last week

  • 272 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:11 PM

    ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    No one saw anyone sitting next to Pardew.
    You are crazy man. Do you see dead people?
    :)

  • 273 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:11 PM

    Seriously though. Who is that guy with Pards? Is that his spiritual mentor? His shrink?

  • 274 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    @oleg g

    He was there in the first half!! Now he’s gone. Who was he?

  • 275 Rainrix // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    ilovetoon8788…. That youngish lad? He’s called ben stevens he’s a performance analyst.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2136234/Newcastle-United-Behind-scenes.html

  • 276 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    tads

    I haven’t made such a claim. Fiction’s your forte, it seems, another unfounded assertion.

    I see it as another straw on the camel’s back.

  • 277 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    i mean – win the next 4 games ……see , i have losing on the brain. just like the team !!!!!

  • 278 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    Hoof hoof hoof…

    Half time team talk Everyone pass the ball to Paul. Paul everywhere you are on the pitch get your head up and smash it in Sholas direction.

  • 279 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    oleg, where’s bruce willis when you need him!

  • 280 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    Ashley’s causes you to support other teams?
    No wonder there aren’t any protests the fans are all out buying Liverpool shirts!!!
    Still didn’t say what YOU were doing about Ash Moses after demanding I do something about it

  • 281 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    255
    i don’t blame you myself because this blog has become filled with idiots who act nothing like a true supporter.

    true supporters are those who want to see their team win each game as it comes.

    yes pardew won’t get 4th but i’m a fan so will just wait for the sacking to come and keep hoping for wins for now.

    yes i want ashley out but i’m a fan and will just wait for it to happen and for now support the team and just accept us as we are sitting, i don’t hope for relegation.

  • 282 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    toonarmydownsouth, i didn’t direct it at you…

  • 283 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    pea roller !

  • 284 Ron Knee // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    How’s Remy doing?

  • 285 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    Why are all Toon Army Down South’s self-righteous, arrogant arseholes? Must be the southerness rubbing off on them.

  • 286 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    Mike
    As i said based on what?
    Your claim is equally unfounded

  • 287 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    Can i just point something out here – the manager has been taking stick – not the players.

  • 288 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    Put Ginola in Pardew you idiot!

  • 289 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    i’m not gonna bother anymore

  • 290 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    @Tads fans out buying liverpool shirts? Lets see there faces when we stop them lifting it on the last game.

  • 291 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    Moses
    You asked why didn’t I stop going to games

  • 292 Blofal // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    REMY OUT!

  • 293 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:16 PM

    would be funny as fcuk if pards outwitted rodgers on the last day

  • 294 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:16 PM

    Why is it all mikes seem to be pompous tw@s

    You’ve put a great counter argument across there lad

  • 295 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:17 PM

    saved up a whole seasons worth of tactics and blew them all on one game

  • 296 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:17 PM

    Rainrix // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    SACK BEN STEVENS!!!!

    We need a new “performance analyst”.

  • 297 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:17 PM

    Levy
    :)

  • 298 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:17 PM

    kevy
    what i’m saying about HBA is just fcuking accept it. this player has caused the dressing room to go into disarray and the fact that at his previous clubs he had caused just as much problems in the dressing rooms prove he himself is just a problem and i would rather that idiot stays on the bench than have a whole dressing room in disarray.

  • 299 89Norcal // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:17 PM

    These refs are flippin blind i swear.

    Cant we just clone Sian Massey and be done with it

  • 300 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    *kevy

  • 301 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    Looks like its long range shot time. To think some people complain that the Arse try to walk the ball into the net – IF ONLY !

  • 302 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    toonarmydownsouth why not do something about it though rather than keep turning up to games just to watch this crap

    i wasn’t directing it at you…

  • 303 MosesNUFC // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    specifically anyway

  • 304 BarnoldswickMag // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    Stuart
    Pardew wont get sacked because if he would ,he would have been sacked after headbutting Meyler. Ashley has who he wants.

  • 305 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    jesus christ its like watching stephen hawking bashing the bishop

  • 306 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    Can we get the other red back on?

  • 307 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:19 PM

    @Toonking if all fans where like you we wouldn’t see any signings at all we would just stay mid tabe sell our best players and use our develoment players and let the fat man collect his cash for all eternity. What a fool. Stand up for your team and stop licking Pards and MA ballbags

  • 308 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:19 PM

    @rainrix

    Thanks. So he’s Ben Stevens. A performance analyst. I hope pardew doesn’t blame him if we lose today.

  • 309 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    Oh no. Just please don’t let Liverpool celebrate their league victory on the last day against us. Or they should win it already before our game or we have to stop them.
    It will be the worse and in some ways the very obvious last note of this season. Hope it won’t happen :(

  • 310 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    ilovetoon
    The lad has got the easiest job in the world!
    “Watched the game, we were sh1t, do better next time”

  • 311 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    Performance analyst, i hope hes an intern coz he aint earning his crust legit i tell thee

  • 312 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    A loss is a negative in anyone’s book. Stop trying to squirm out of putting words into my mouth – I didn’t say he’d be sacked today and a loss and growing fan unrest will bring negativity, which equates to more pressure, which equates to another straw on the camel’s back. How many there are to go before it collapses, who knows, because I don’t deal in unknown absolutes, like you and other’s saying he won’t be gone no matter what – there’s the difference numbnuts.

    Tired of spelling things out for you now, your reading comprehension is deficient.

    Watching the match for the remainder, uninterrupted.

    Feel free to backtrack or squirm some more.

  • 313 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    BarnoldswickMag // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:18 PM

    So true.

  • 314 Rainrix // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    Oleg… I like that sign, its not about blame, we’re all accountable. Obviously a pardew holy commandment, it takes the blame away from me! :)

  • 315 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    @Toonking wtf are you on about Ben Afrfa is causing the dressing room this and that? Did you not here Carver come out like 2 weeks ago and say all that stuff about him. Me and Benny have a good relationship we understand each other he is a great lad an all.

  • 316 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:22 PM

    the anger over armstong not getting time i do agree with and i’m not calling you an idiot in any way the idiot is HBA himself.

  • 317 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:24 PM

    He is a bad analyst, or Pardew doesn’t listen to him.
    Otherwise some players won’t be even on the bench for the whole season. He suppose to give him stats, right? So or his stats are wrong or Pardew believes in angels and not statistics.

  • 318 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:24 PM

    Pardew is getting his tactic spot on now. We are directing their play to the centre and then narrowing and overcrowding it and getting the ball back. All their passes are coming through the centre but we have so many men there. Good to see good strategy.

  • 319 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:24 PM

    theycallmeparve——— if you want to pay a fortune to watch shite next year mate , then thats up to you. i dont .

  • 320 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:25 PM

    Mike
    Not backtracking at all, I stand 100% that IMO the results won’t make difference, but it’s no different to you telling people they will

    So no, no difference
    Oh and numb nuts, good one! Let me know the next gem you hear on the playground!

  • 321 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:25 PM

    @ole g

    We are not exactly sure what Ben Stevens does for pardew. Does he analyse opposition game only? Or also us?

  • 322 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:26 PM

    A Pele move by Tiote :) fooled 4 players without moving anywhere, nice

  • 323 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    Squirm, squirm. Sly twister of words like the other TDS, too.

  • 324 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    kevy
    you are going a step too far mate

    the only player that i have hated is HBA and here is some of the things from wikipedia which prove how much hassel he causes

    first at lyon
    “Despite rumors of a rift between himself and Benzema, Ben Arfa signed a contract extension with Lyon in March 2008 until 2010.[24][25] However, his career at Lyon reached an impasse after he got into a training session scuffle with veteran Sébastien Squillaci.[26]”

    then he causes problems at Marseille
    Ben Arfa switched to the number 10 shirt for the 2009–10 season and made his debut on the opening match day of the season in a 2–0 away victory over Grenoble appearing as a substitute in the 68th minute.[43] The following week, he earned his first start of the season against Lille and assisted the winning goal scored by Brandão.[44] Controversy surfaced again, however, when, on 8 October 2009, Ben Arfa was fined €10,000 by the club for missing a training session. Ben Arfa blamed the absence on airport delays as he was in Tunisia visiting family members during the international break.[45] A month later, on 18 November, he got into a heated argument with manager Didier Deschamps during a training session, for which Ben Arfa later apologized.[46][47] Under Deschamps in the first half of the season, Ben Arfa appeared in 15 of the club’s 20 league matches and only played the full 90 minutes in two matches, a 2–1 defeat against Monaco and a 2–0 defeat to Auxerre.[48][49]

    the rest of the players that are decent i am outraged they left and also it’s this fat basard not spending money that has prevented me from going anti pardew.

  • 325 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    debuchy is keeping the whole thing moving

  • 326 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:25 PM

    He is probably analysing NBA games in the PlayStation. This is why we are so bad :)

    If you judge by the two photos of him here:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2136234/Newcastle-United-Behind-scenes.html

    He in not analyzing nothing. In one he is not watching the game, in the second he looks like he is asleep.

    STEVENS OUT!!! :)

  • 327 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    Here we go giving away silly corners. Some people just don’t learn.

  • 328 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    Lol where am i squirming?

    “Spell” it out for me your vastly superior, so I need your help

  • 329 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    wayne routledge or obertan

    well done pardew

  • 330 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    Krul is very lucky that was routledge any other player would have hit the deck and seen him get the red.

  • 331 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    Handbags all over the damn show

  • 332 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    oooo the pulse was racing there

  • 333 geordie1892 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    God I love watching shola. Comical.

  • 334 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    I thought Adam Armstrong showed enough last time out to warrant 20 minutes in this game at least.

    I guess it is a bit of a risk with 2 subs already being used… but I truly hope he isn’t given an insulting 5 minutes.

  • 335 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:34 PM

    ilovetoon —-so pards is getting it right now , 3 games to go and hes got one right ! give him another 8 years,

  • 336 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:34 PM

    Ancient
    Agreed give him a decent run or don’t bother

  • 337 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    no no, why 5 minutes?
    He will be given an insulting 2 minutes probably.

  • 338 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    Is there a way to see how many km players ran in a game like they have in the CL?

  • 339 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:36 PM

    We were actually interested in Ashley Williams but wonder what happened and he joined Swansea after that. Now he’s interesting arsenal.

    Haiz..

  • 340 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:36 PM

    Good crack from Shola there

  • 341 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:37 PM

    That was close,they’re gonna score I’d say

  • 342 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:37 PM

    We always look bad when we play away.
    Wait, we are playing at SJP !!!!!! :(

  • 343 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    @stuart 9

    We got to give credit where due. Pardew has got his tactic about right today.

    Just that Swansea are hungrier as they are fighting for their top flight status.

    If this was early in the season, we’d probably win comfortably.

  • 344 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    Armstrong coming on :-)

  • 345 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    insulting 10 minutes then.

  • 346 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    Arma to hit the winner on 88 mins

  • 347 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    Here comes the we man.

  • 348 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    Well he’s getting 10 minutes, not quiet as insulting!
    Come on Arma get ya first goal at SJP!

  • 349 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    Anita has showed the rest of the team what fight and hunger for the ball is,working his heart out

  • 350 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    What a move by Willo! WOW! I am impressed. Did you see that? Watched some Rivaldo games on Friday probably :)

  • 351 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    Pardew sweating like a nun in a sauna full of nudists. What I like to see.

  • 352 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:41 PM

    toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    Not as insulting, that is true.
    Still don’t understand why not to play future players when the season is over and the team is not fighting for CL or a trophy, and not fighting relegation. This is the best time to let young players play.

  • 353 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:41 PM

    King Krul saved us there from the 2-1.

  • 354 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    Thank god for krul. Outstanding.

  • 355 Marty-Toon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    Collocini gave a sloppy pass there that almost cost us big time

  • 356 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    Mike
    Hate to admit but that made me chuckle!

  • 357 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:43 PM

    Krul was onto Bony like a cat chasing a ball of string. MOTM for from me for that.

  • 358 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    Awful free kick from Goofy, came down with snow on it

  • 359 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    Tiote please please please stop shooting from 30 yards

  • 360 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    1-1 is a fair result. We played fairly well today and it was very even. Good improvement from the abysmal performance all year so far.

    Well done to pardew for trying the new tactic.

  • 361 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    Its like trying to get arma laid for the first time. Someone play him in or give him a decent delivery or something jeezzzz

  • 362 ochytoon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    Penalty to Swansea because of course…

  • 363 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    :lol:

  • 364 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    pelenty

  • 365 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    Swansea will miss the penalty!!

  • 366 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    Pardrew out Pardrew out…Our second best player has been Armstrong who got about 10 touches and 10 mins. Haha

  • 367 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    blatant

  • 368 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    No fcuking way is that a pen he got the ball ffs

  • 369 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    No creativity. That is all. We don’t have anyone who can create chances.

    Remy is not the same player also because there is no one to help him and create goals.

    We need creative players in this team. It looks so bad this… if you can call this football.

    A Penalty? HAHAHA. Wow. I am crying and laughing here. Give me some pills I can’t take this anymore !!!

  • 370 geordie1892 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    FFS

  • 371 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    8788 – The fact t he you say this is a ‘fair result’ shows what a great job the management has done to reduce our expectations !!! How the hell can a 1-1 at home to a relegation side be treated as anything but 2 points lost!

  • 372 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    the CURSE OF COLOCINNI RAGES ON. lol

  • 373 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    Great pen tbf, you don’t stop those

  • 374 TheToonKing // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    well….we almost got a draw…. useless team.

  • 375 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    That’ll do.

    Palace winning too.

    11th place never looked so appealing.

  • 376 LeToonARMY // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    BYE BYE PARDEW

  • 377 ~Anita One Bites The Dust~ // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    Good job tiote. Absolutely daft

  • 378 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    well done pardew. excellent run

  • 379 Thump // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    I started to believe.

    ffs, Cheik.

  • 380 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    i could not have dreamt it better

    get innnnnnnn

    cloud no 9

  • 381 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    ilovetoon—- are you sure about that — 1-2 getting beat , goot tactics eh , hahahaha

  • 382 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    Wow, that is a thunderous reception to the goal.

  • 383 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    Again, another week, another 2 hours of my life spent watching this crap. AARRGHH!!!

  • 384 Black and White with an army lol // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    f@cking get in Swansea

    well done you’s fully deserve this

  • 385 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    nonchalant colocinni cant seem to lead us to victory. why is that

  • 386 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    Taxi for Pardew.

  • 387 MacToon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    FFS

    Another record to Pardew and Ashley, 5 defeats in a row in the prem!!!

    “Get out of our club………………………”

    50,000 plus keeping him here though, hope you’re all proud of yourselves.

  • 388 TheToonKing // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    no manager can change the fact that Dummet, Gosling, Anita, Shola, Armstrong(yet) , De Jong are not premisership quality.

    Remy is long gone in his head. Debuchy and Colo are the only players with some real quality.

  • 389 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    I spoke too soon..

    Can’t believe we just lost again. How many more defeats before pardew is sacked.

    Getting unbelievable..

  • 390 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    And the fans quietly make there way out of the ground

  • 391 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    u gotta laugh

  • 392 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    jesus christ that was a blond mullet and a half on that hag on the Swansea bench

  • 393 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Dumb dumb Tiote strikes again, but on this occasion I’m glad.

  • 394 BlacknWhiteBarmy // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Don’t worry – there be another 50K ashlickers for the next game!

  • 395 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    colocinni has to be the worst defender in the squad. yet he is a surefire starter under pardumb

  • 396 Widowmaker // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Not feeling too bad about the result, can I still claim myself to be a die hard fan?

  • 397 Jamseyd24 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Well hows things going now???

  • 398 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Douglas // Apr 19, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    Half time prediction 1-2
    ———————————–

    Basically the same thing.

  • 399 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    welshgeordie will be having a sex wee right about now

  • 400 Rake // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    The only way to get rid of Pardew is to get rid off Ashley… the buck stops with him. We have no creative players, we have players out of position all over the pitch. It’s so dreadful to watch eleven players running around with no direction for 90 minutes.

  • 401 Black and White with an army lol // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    I keep on laughing at the attending Fans please join me.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 402 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    This was a Swansea side playing fairly poorly too. Imagine how bad that would have been if they were playing their usual slick football.

  • 403 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    TADS
    it is annoying sometimes when tiote is doing that. the thing is the fans themselve are who keep screaming for him to shoot from half way.

  • 404 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    COLOCINNI PURE SHITE.

  • 405 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    5 defeats on the trot, a first for NUFC in the PL.

  • 406 Brutooon // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    F OFF ALAN PARDEW !!! CLUELESS AS EVER

  • 407 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    Clueless fans that turn up week in week out.

    Are you happy to witness that cr@p?

    1 lucky goal

    we got dominated whole game

    Hoof ball

  • 408 colwell // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    Pards doing a cracking job breaking all the wrong records. Of course the Pards co(k sucking brigade will be on to stick up for him soon.

  • 409 TheToonKing // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    toonbrother, don’t you get tired ? Colo is the best player in the team currently. Best defender we had in the last decade. If only others were like him.

  • 410 Ben3arfa // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    50,000 people keep lining up Ashleys pockets week in week out .

    Until that stops, him and Pardew are staying put .

  • 411 mattnufc // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    51000 idiots

  • 412 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    I’m actually glad we lost.. Lol. Why am I feeling like this nowadays?

  • 413 Toon Tang // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    my head feels like its been deflated by a mechanic

  • 414 Eddie // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    Another turgid, faecal morass of disfunctionality – cheers Alan.

  • 415 Tayls // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    How can Mike Ashley stick with Pardumb still? He sacked Fat Sam and Chrissy Hughton for far less.

  • 416 ramboreilly // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    Another record broken by pardew,We have Liverpool and arsenal away. Record premier defeat?

  • 417 Geremi's Prosthetic Leg Fund // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    Well they deserved it just about overall I think. But again, what a woeful performance even with Debuchy and Remy. I mean, there were a couple of good moves with Debuchy but ultimately again barely anything properly created aside from the goal.
    The excuse this time will obviously be the penalty, but we’re playing so poorly. I can’t see him lasting much longer.

  • 418 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    What’s the odds pardew will blame Ben Stevens for the defeat?

  • 419 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    I feel so happy that we lost

    Do you want to know why?

    BECAUSE WE DESERVE THIS

    AND PARDEW’S LUCK HAS FINALLY GONE.

  • 420 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    The only two things I want to see today is breaking news about Pardew going home and Sunderland losing 5-0 to Chelsea.
    The first won’t happen, so maybe at least the second one?

  • 421 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 4:59 PM

    Colocinni is a terrible defender. His attempt at defending on the second goal was embarrassing to saythe least. A blood clown. Had he been fit during the first half of the season we wouldve been relegated by now

  • 422 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Now it is official. We are the worse team in the PL in the last 16 games.

    Unbelievable!!!

  • 423 BuckLuck // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Sack the fuukker! Go to h3ll Pardew, and how you get there is not important.

  • 424 theartfuldodger // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    Newcastle vs Cardiff who are battling relegation – penultimate game
    palace vs fulham who may be already relegated – last game

    Battle for 10th

  • 425 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    if colocinni coninues to start i predict we will lose the next three games of the season as well. The sight the his name on the team list -like pardews face-sickens me. Giving him the captains armsband is a slap in the face

  • 426 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    hahahahah to all people who spoke too soon , will you ever learn . Always wait for the final whistle,

  • 427 Average_Contents // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    1st newcastle manager to lose 5 on the bounce!

    Swansea’s first away win in 12

    Not to mention all the other records the cnut has broken! F OFF!

    We played well he said, scored a goal he said, we just couldn’t compete with Swansea financially he said, they scored just before halftime which was a killer blow he said as we never do that (sarcasm)

    And the fans? You should be ashamed of yourselves, not 1 chant about Ashley/pardew out all F****g match because we were winning! F’g shame on yous!

  • 428 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    Can’t believe this sh!t look at Sir Bobby Robson what he got sacked for same with Chrissy Hughton . And then look at this twat Pardrew still going strong after losing like 11 from 13

  • 429 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    To the one supporting Colo,

    you do see that the penalty was awarded because Coloccini completely bottled his tackle which made Tiote no chance but to come in?

    Colo practically made a fool of himself with his leg flying around like ballerina with the player already past him so easily.

  • 430 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    going

    GOING

    gone

    bye bye pardew

  • 431 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    dream all you want but this result doesn’t affect the sacking of pardew one bit and i know for certain that their will not be a manager who will join newcastle when he is going to have his hands tied behind his back every single season.
    liverpool didn’t anyone decent whilst hicks and guilett were in charge so why who they come to an even less globally known club?
    Also during the era of sir john hall and freddy shepard who both spent lots we only managed to get 2 great managers both of who were passionate about newcastle.

  • 432 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:03 PM

    @stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    hahahahah to all people who spoke too soon , will you ever learn . Always wait for the final whistle,
    ————–

    ok fine i’m sorry. i really thought 1-1 was good! haha

  • 433 toonbrother // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    this is a farce. we deserve better than this humiliating run of defeats

  • 434 kevymartins // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    God what we need to do is sack pardrew and bring in Michael Laudrup and take this club forward and not backwords.

  • 435 Ancientcoptic // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    2 injury time winning goals in the last 16 games, actually flatter Pardew’s record. He is a very very lucky fellow to have the record he has in the last 16 games.

  • 436 toonarmydownsouth // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:05 PM

    Dodgy pen that but we didn’t really create much so can’t complain about the result
    The team look devoid of any ideas atm

    Summer needs to be beyond a massive window for us but like most things under Ash we’ll do the bare minimum and limo through next season

  • 437 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    And to think they did it without Michu… hmmm.. Pardew has very little excuses now..

  • 438 JackButler // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    And the record for first manager to lose five straight games goes to Alan Pardew

    This guy loves a record

  • 439 mindcompressor // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    congratulations to swansea…

  • 440 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    kevy
    laudrup was sacked from swansea because of some arguements with the owner so why does he come to the team who’s owner is just as bad if not worse?

  • 441 Average_Contents // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    FCUK OFF FATTY N PUPPET

  • 442 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    From the last 17 games, we got the same points as cardiff – 13 points. and they have a better goal difference. What a joke we are.

  • 443 Wandering Geordie // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    The clock is ticking and the Glazier and co are clearing out the drawers in readiness.Complete shambles.Totally incompetent,Devoid of any tactical awareness,……Oh well Hey ho…Life goes on.At least I cant walk the streets of Newcastle depressed anymore.

  • 444 NUFCarter // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:08 PM

    don’t worry at least Shola has earned himself a new contract. Just what we need….

  • 445 TurkishFan101 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:08 PM

    Bunch of clowns that turn up for the game then complain:

    “Its Mike Ashley’s fault, not Pardew. I love Pardew he can do better if hes hands wasnt tied behind his back”

    Yeah, Im sure he is responsible for tactics, training, motivation, 17th century football and man management.

    You idiots go and keep paying Mike Ashley’s pockets, WHY DONT YOU STOP? ARE YOU BLIND??

  • 446 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    another world beating record today for pardew . 5 consecutive losses in the prem . never been done befor e , probably never will be again. super pardew , but please give him time . what about another 8 years . in durham i mean .

  • 447 catchy in norway // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:10 PM

    yeh but this was his winable game

    the others, he will set a very good record on games in a row lost

    well done pardew

    take a bow son

  • 448 theartfuldodger // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:10 PM

    Interesting to see what happens to Pardew.

    Also interesting fact. We have a consequtive defeat record, lowest points in last 16 games and players get a bonus…

    BONUS !!!!!!

  • 449 Shot Bru // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:10 PM

    Colo and Tiote are legends….they’re playing for the fans…they’re doing their best to get the totally useless clueless Pardew the sack.
    As much as it hurts me to say…I hope we get relegated next season..and stay down for a while…jimily is right…relegation will at least rid us of these muppets!!!

  • 450 Oleg G // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    And this man still won’t resign?

  • 451 ilovetoon8788 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    while we have lost 5 on the trot.

    palace have won 5 in a row. first time since 1992. incredible run they are in. and what a manager they have got in in Tony Pulis!

  • 452 manxpie // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:12 PM

    so what was the difference between the 1st half of the season to the second?

    and stuart you say the players haven’y had any critisim!!

    wat about all the groans today every time they passed backwards!!

    and to gloat when we lose is a joke!!

    and even more to hammer people who celebrate a goal!!

  • 453 JP...from The Rock // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:12 PM

    The excuse will be something like this:

    “we were forced to play an unfit Remy. He wan’t supposed to play for 45min and he’s given his all but I guess it wasn’t meant to be. He’s still finding his sharpness. I also thought Shola worked his socks off for the team again, he was unlucky not to score a brace.”

  • 454 BandB // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:12 PM

    Stuart,

    If you write to the club, you might get the following email in return.

    Dear sir,

    Thank you for your enquiry. Having studied the club’s finances, we have been unable to find evidence of the “losses” to which you refer.
    Indeed, attendances continue to be excellent.

    yours etc…..

  • 455 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:12 PM

    ilovetoon– just funning mate . at least you realize we are shite , more than what some do on here.

  • 456 Mike's Iron Curtain // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:15 PM

    Pardew said he wants to regain the respect of the fans, There’s one way you can do that immediately, Alan, put your hands up, say I’m way in above my head and resign, then proceed to continue your career in League 1 & 2, hopping from job to job, with the likes of Phil Brown, a natural contemporary for your ability level.

  • 457 toonking // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    TADS

    if the transfer window doesn’t go to plan this summer then next season will be a season when i’m going to be much more local myself.

    i said to transfer sage a few days ago that it’s what happens this summer that will show once and for all just how good or bad pardew really has been and if it was really the fat b@stard who has caused this.

    also if we do have a bad summer then i don’t think this blog will be even worth my time

  • 458 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:16 PM

    PARDEW FIRST MANAGER TO LOSE 5 CONCECUTIVE GAMES IN 22 YEARS . HE DESERVES A MEDAL FOR THAT . I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.

  • 459 stuart no9 // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    MANX the players passing back comes from what they have been told to do . yes. ??????? plus if people complained about what was being served up instead of turning up to watch this rubbish , and stayed away maybe ashley might have done something about it . and just for the record , i hope they get a good thrashing in the last few games too .

  • 460 joenufc // Apr 19, 2014 at 5:32 PM

    Gotta hear the mugs excuses for this one. He had his two players back he’s been so sorely missing and still got dominated by a out of form Swansea side. Papiss and De Jong injuries never gonna effect the the game in any way papiss can’t hit a cows arse with a banjo and De Jong simply not good enough for premier league. I fancy he will still try and blame that or that the team was pushing so hard for a winner to appease crowd they left themselves short at the back therefore it’s the crowds fault. The man is a prick and that’s before i hear his post match interview




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