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Newcastle The Most Improved Team In Premier League

10:21 am, Monday, May 5th, 2014 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 89 Comments

Forget about the fact that we have lost 13 of the last 19 league games since Boxing Day, and that we have failed to score in 12 of them, and that we have gained only 16 points.

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A tense looking Alan Pardew

If we assume that Crystal Palace will not win their last two games at home to Liverpool tonight and away to Fulham on Sunday, and that Stoke do not win at West Brom in their last game, and we lose at Liverpool, then Newcastle will finish in 9th place.

And when you forget about what’s happened this year (yes that’s very difficult we know), the facts will show that – at least as far as league position is concerned and for teams that were in the Premier League last season – Newcastle will be the most improved side this season – because we will have moved up 7 places in the league – more than any other club.

That;s also true if we are 10th and have moved up 6 positions in the league table.

And Alan Pardew can justify to Mike Ashley that he even did a little bit better than top ten – by finishing in 9th place, even though the owner sold our best player – Yohan Cabaye – in January and didn’t replace him.

He could also throw in that we have made one permanent signing over the last tow transfer windows.

So if we do finish in 9th place those could be some of the points Pardew makes when he discusses the season with Ashley (will he use a Powerpoint presentation?), and that meeting will be very soon after the last game next Sunday.

But as we pointed out yesterday, Mike Ashley has a history of going against what the Newcastle fans want.

So we hate to be the bearer of potential bad news – but it could be that Alan Pardew keeps his job in the summer, against all the odds.

And that could be especially true if we do finish in 9th place, and remember every place in the league is worth around £2M this season, and money seems to be everything to Mike Ashley.

Of course one thing Mike Ashley needs to decide is whether keeping Pardew would be a wise decision, given the vicious displays by the fans towards the manager on Saturday – which have to be the worst scenes witnessed for a very long time against a Newcastle United manager.

Alan Pardew may have lost all credibility with Newcastle fans, and that would make it very difficult for him to continue in the job.

And if he does go, then David Moyes has to be a heavy favorite to take over.

Comments welcome.

Tags: Coaching · Newcastle News · Other News · Premier League

89 responses so far ↓

  • 1 munkeyboy // May 5, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    We might be improved in the final standings of the PL table but our football has not improved. Our club’s leadership effectively marked the season as being over in Jan (by selling Cabaye and not replacing) so is it any wonder this has filtered down to the players?

  • 2 toon kk // May 5, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    What about finishing 5th, then nearly been relegated last season, that’s hardly progress? I’d call us unstable.

  • 3 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 10:43 AM

    Anyone who has judged HBA, Marveaux, Cisse, Mbiwa, Sissoko….. on recent performances knows how to watch football and nothing more. saying HBA or Marv are no good because of their showing on few cameo appearances in badly arranged sides (usually that are already losing) is specious reasoning. These players maybe came with some baggage but like many talented players needed proper coaching, and a good team to work with. Pardew’s style is an imagined old fashioned English dogged defending style with a turgid midfield and an attacking ploy of bundling the ball in using anyone, striker, mid or defender, whoever dares to venture forward. That’s why this shapeless mess has ruined a proven goalscorer like Cisse, a good cb like Mbiwa, a box to box striding midfielder like Sissoko, and disenfranchised talent like Marveaux and HBA. I hear lots of stories about their bad attitude and laziness, petulance etc, but where do these stories originate? Maybe their frustration is borne from the conditions they work under?

  • 4 catchy in norway // May 5, 2014 at 10:45 AM


    100% right

    some people would rather believe what they are told than see with there own eyes

    I call these people blind sheep, that no nothing at all about football

  • 5 toon22 // May 5, 2014 at 10:46 AM

    When you think about it i kinda hope Mashley keeps p45due.
    I also hope he does his usual summer transfer dealings

    Then he will get to see just what unrest looks like at the toon.
    It might just help us get rid of both of them.

  • 6 Graeme // May 5, 2014 at 10:47 AM

    Tsunki – nice comment mate.

  • 7 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 10:47 AM

    I still think 11th is a possibility! Palace have it in their make up to win tonight at home and they do well against teams who attack and fulham are woeful, they could realistically take 6 points!
    Stokes record against West Brom verges on ridiculous, i expect them to win on sunday! All depends on tonights result but I think liverpool might be deflated seeing man cities fixtures, 2 easy home games, think the title is theirs

  • 8 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 10:50 AM

    Catchy – as a supporter of the Ashley financial approach in the past and a backer of Pardew while he deserved a chance after the 5th place season, I have given the regime every chance to prove themselves. But Ashley has turned out to be the operator of a money generation scheme and nothing more, Pardew bring a symptomatic employee. Seems you were right.

  • 9 jeff // May 5, 2014 at 10:56 AM

    couuldnt agree less tsunki

  • 10 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 10:56 AM

    Said it on here before, we’ll never get rid of Mash, no matter how much we protest! Only way hes going is if someone stumps up 300m+ …. Its hard to describe how little coverage NUFC gets down in midlands and London, If MAsh doesnt come to newcastle (which he rarely does) he would hardly realise there was any unrest!
    Hes the kind of chaaracter that would actively not sell the club to piss the fans off… In the city in business he has a history of pettiness, spitefulness and holding grudges for longer than ppl can remember…
    Best we can hope for is pardew goes! And is replaced by a manager that plays attractive football and develops youth as developing a superstar is the only chance weve got of seeing one play for newcastle

  • 11 BuckLuck // May 5, 2014 at 10:57 AM

    Tsunki @3

    Spot on. Great post!

  • 12 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 11:00 AM

    Also worth noting that down here people that arent nufc fans don’t watch the toon games! They just see we are 9th, a big improvement on last season and made a significant profit and think MAsh is running the club well and pardew is managing out of his skin! For some unknown reason people think pards plays attractive attacking football too… You’ll probably find that in his circles Ashley is getting loads of plaudits for this season….

  • 13 toon22 // May 5, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    Hope he keeps pardue and hope he has the usual summer of inactivity.

    We will get relegated there will me massive unrest,once we go down he also will lose the fans.
    Last time we got behind the team.If we go down next season i think he will find it wont happen again.

  • 14 SportsDirectFC // May 5, 2014 at 11:02 AM

    I have been reading this blog for a while but don’t usually comment.

    I would like to say well done to the fans that campaigned in any way they knew how at the game. We must view this as the start of something, and whether it was as successful as people may have wished for doesnt matter.

    The important thing for me is that people are realising the extent of the situation we have at our club. The day Lee Charnley released that statement was the day i stopped supporting the team because it confirmed all my reservations that we have no long term ambitions to finish any higher than 9th.

    Its hard to know how long people will tolerate this. But i do feel that once any fan has realised the extent of the situation at the club, they can’t accept it. This way numbers against Ashley can only grow. Whether this discontent translates into a visible impact in terms of united protests, reduced season ticket sales and genuine pressure on Mike Ashleys regime is the key question.
    Supporting Newcastle should be exciting more than anything else- this is my biggest concern with our stagnating club. When you aim for 9th in this league its impossible to do much better, I have to believe that the supporters will only tolerate this for so long before they are bored.

    In a nutshell, I am not deluded, I dont expect us to compete for Europe, I DO expect an owner cares about the club, and that’s all I want.

  • 15 toon22 // May 5, 2014 at 11:02 AM

    He will lose a massive amout of money and revinue.

    It will turn into a massive white elephant.

  • 16 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 11:03 AM

    Think MAsh is helped by owners like Venkys, Tan, Khan etc
    You can wait for Leibherr to asset strip southampton this summer too. They make his ownership look sound.
    Kinda ironic weve waited years for a chairman that would give us stability and give a manager time snd when it happens its bloody Pardew!

  • 17 cyprus // May 5, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    “He’s the kind of character that would actively not sell the club to piss the fans off… In the city in business he has a history of pettiness, spitefulness and holding grudges for longer than ppl can remember…”

    Jay, how do you know this? Hearsay or more? (Because I thought he tried to sell but there were exactly zero serious offers.)

  • 18 cyprus // May 5, 2014 at 11:07 AM

    So you are hoping we get relegated??!!

  • 19 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 11:08 AM

    Anyone find it interesting yesterday Pulis dropped to 4/5 to be next newcastle manager with paddy power?? Paddy power were the only bookies to have pardew as favourites months before he was manager when other bookies had him at 33/1..,, they also called the Keegan appointment first

  • 20 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 11:13 AM

    @Cyprus – 1) I’ve met him a couple times through work. Actually liked him tbh, seemed a genuine toon fan at the time too
    2) one of my main clients is based near shirebrook in derbyshire and knows MAsh as an acquintance. Same client grew up with Peter Coates and they are life long friends and PC loves telling stories on other chairman and football related things. My client relays the nufc stf to me because he knows im a big fan.
    Regarding his business dealings in the city, hes well renound for underhand dealings, pettiness, toys out the pram behaviour. Im sure you’d bring up dozens of stories even on google about it

  • 21 Slank // May 5, 2014 at 11:14 AM


    You are absolutley right about how little coverage Newcastle gets. The football world is not interested in Newcastle United. The walkout may be headline news in The Journal and Chronical but it doesn’t make a ripple elsewhere.

    Newcastle United is a mid table club with a reputation of having failed to win any domestic trophy for over 50 years but still have some of the most devoted fans in the country but also many fans with illusions of grandure.

    Before the start of the season I said on here I thought we would finish between 8th and 10th, which is looking like where we will end up. Some pundits thought we would be fighting for relegation but others thought that a top ten finish was possible.

    Ashley will sell when he feels like it and no matter how many people walk out or display bed sheets he will not be moved. He does things on his terms, history has shown this and yes he does hold grudges and he nearly always wins.

  • 22 toon kk // May 5, 2014 at 11:21 AM

    One of the most annoying things at Newcastle is we can see what pardews mistakes are but he can’t, he’s just set in his own ways and nothing will change him.
    But he’s not all to blame, our squad aren’t giving 100%, there not even fully fit which has shown for a couple of years now.
    Also Pards hasn’t the biggest or best squad to choose from.

  • 23 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 11:23 AM

    Pardew – There Are Problems And We Will Put Them Right

    You are the problem Pardew and everyone knows you’re just staying for the pay-off for failure. No class, no dignity.

    If Ash is remotely interested in exciting, attacking football, as claimed, why such interest in Moyes?

    Moyes is very competent but hardly one to get the pulses racing, just ask Manu fans or Everton fans if they’d have him back over Martinez.

    I don’t want any more Brit B listers : Bruce, Pulis, McKay, Moyes etc. There has to be an army of Euro coaches out there with modern tactics, like de Boer, Bielsa etc.

    If Pardew is still here in August I will relinquish 44 years of supporting NUFC. The level of players Pardew could attract and that Ash would pay for make me shudder.

  • 24 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 11:26 AM


    sadly you are correct. Ash parks his tanks on people’s lawns and is not a paper triple billionaire for nothing.

  • 25 Ibizatoon // May 5, 2014 at 11:32 AM

    Rotonda…”The level of players Pardew could attract and that Ash would pay for make me shudder.” – You must have missed Ed’s earlier article about Frazier Campbell!

  • 26 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:33 AM

    Jeff – that assures me that I am reasonably correct 🙂

  • 27 BuckLuck // May 5, 2014 at 11:35 AM

    Rotonda heights @22

    “If Pardew is still here in August I will relinquish 44 years of supporting NUFC. The level of players Pardew could attract and that Ash would pay for make me shudder.”

    The last sentence is gold. It sums us up very efficiently!

  • 28 dantoon85 // May 5, 2014 at 11:36 AM

    I live in shirebrook Derbyshire and if anyone is willing to donate some cash towards my Rocket launcher fund, next time the fat cnut comes to visit SD here in his swanky helicopter I’ll be able to shoot the fcuker down haha

  • 29 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    I think everyone realises now that Ashley has the capacity to dig in like a tick for the sheer sport of it. It’s only when the revenue dries up that he will feel like moving on.

  • 30 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    tsunki @ 3

    first class

  • 31 dantoon85 // May 5, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    Toons front 2 next season will be Troy Deeney and Fraizer Campbell. You heard it here first 🙂

  • 32 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    cheers buck,

    it breaks my heart though that it’s come to this.

  • 33 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 11:42 AM


    no i caught it. frazier campell almost makes shola look prolific!

  • 34 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 11:43 AM

    Pulis is actually playin decent stuff at Palace getting the best out of possibly the worst squad in the league. Palace play better stuff than us with poorer players!
    Hes also got Chamahk performing, something Allardyce and Wenger failed at…
    Not saying I want him at NUFC, just giving credit where its due!
    On moyes, seen a few reports saying he wouldn’t let his fullbacks overlap? Remember Baines overlapping constantly for moyes at Everton tho?
    Wouldn’t want moyes myself though he is a marked improvement on pardew if of a similar old school. Things that concern me about Moyes where his record for youth development is pretty damn poor, he wasn’t willing to give Barkley minutes last year and prefferred Hibbert over Seamus Coleman. Always found at everton and man utd i guess he was wasteful whenever given decent money…. 11m for bilyaletitdnov, 17m for fellaini, 28m for fellaini, 37m for Mata when they didn’t need him….
    Problem is these managers all set up rigid teams and i think nufc now needs fluidity and dynamism

  • 35 Himanshu Dhingra // May 5, 2014 at 11:43 AM


    Come August, mate he will do irreparable damage if he is here for Pre season and presides over transfers.

    I am done if he is not sacked by May 20

  • 36 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    Jay photo @15 did we really wait years for stability? I don’t recall it that way. If you mean financially we only got the notion FFS was gambling on a high roller budget when Ashley finally bought out the old crew. And then Ashley turned over a few managers before he got to Pardew. I think stability is the key though, in the sense that Pardew is the man who will sell his footballing soul to bend to the financial whims of his master.

  • 37 Slank // May 5, 2014 at 11:45 AM


    The problem is that the revenues will not dry up.

    In any normal company if revenues do dry up one of the consequences is that the business goes belly-up. The staff are made redundant and the assets sold off.

    Is there anything that would prevent Ashley doing this?

  • 38 Himanshu Dhingra // May 5, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    Tsunki at 3

    No Wonder Shola is his favorite then.

  • 39 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    @dantoon – the absolute sad part of that joke is that Campbell and Deeney (deeneys a good shout tbh good player) are probably an upgrade on the strikers Nufc own! (Remy aside obviously) id take both over Shola and Cisse. And Gouffran (tho hes not played up top hes a striker)
    On gouffran, hes actually been one of our very worst players since november and it seems to have gone under the radar a bit

  • 40 Graeme // May 5, 2014 at 11:47 AM

    Tsunki – but even if the current levels of revenue were relevant, it would make no difference to him. As long as the club isn’t costing him more than a few million a year, he will be happy.

    The Premier League Payments are at record highs; the TV money is at record highs – the money that fans pay to attend a match is small by comparison. The “World Wide” exposure the TV coverage gives him is the obvious main objective.

    How many tat-shops are advertised on BBC? Non. But on MoTD, the repeats etc, his tat-shop is on almost daily. Then add in the Satellite Channels, all buying in to take the BBC and Sky feeds – MA is getting World Wide Advertising, effectively free of charge.

    He will recoup his initial outlay when he decides to sell up, in the meantime, as long as we stay in this league, his ONLY priority, he will be a very happy man indeed.

    We, as fans, are little more than an irrelevant inconvenience and he treats us as such.

  • 41 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 11:48 AM


    I don’t think goofy envisaged being turned in to a defensive left mid !

  • 42 theartfuldodger // May 5, 2014 at 11:49 AM

    3-4 players…replace remy and cabaye and get another striker. Perhaps one more..thats it.

    Only a relegation dog fight will teach them…luckily its not far away…

  • 43 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:51 AM

    Well Ashley has trained us well. We are now at the stage where we dream of Pulis as an upgrade. 🙁

  • 44 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 11:51 AM

    Problem is these managers all set up rigid teams and i think nufc now needs fluidity and dynamism


  • 45 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:52 AM

    Gramme – spot on, unfortunately.

  • 46 Himanshu Dhingra // May 5, 2014 at 11:52 AM


    So you reckon Pardew the manager for next season?

  • 47 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:53 AM

    Graeme. Autocorrect is life sapping.

  • 48 dantoon85 // May 5, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    Unless MA has a major crash in his helicopter when he next lands here in shirebrook for a SD meeting then pardew is here to stay

  • 49 Himanshu Dhingra // May 5, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    Watched Real Madrid Vs Valencia

    Daniel Parejo would be an ideal Cabaye replacement.

  • 50 BuckLuck // May 5, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    Rotonda heights

    Mine too. What used to fill me with pride is long gone. Our philosophy as entertainers and the fans legacy as loud and living is totally suppressed. Until major changes are done it will continue.

    Sacking Pardew is a good start though.

  • 51 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    Interesting observation on Chelsea this morning. Beat all the top teams, but only 3 of 9 bottom teams. It’s a symptom of the PL it’s polarised between skilled, free-flowing team shapes and 8-man defensive units. Look at the unwashed. Beaten soundly all season, but beating the top teams almost at will. Crazy and immensely dull at the same time. And people want the likes of Pulis here? They are killing football in this country.

  • 52 stuart no9 // May 5, 2014 at 11:57 AM

    Forget all these silly comments ( most improved team in the prem ) the bottom line is 86% of the fans want him sacked , that should be the end of the matter . you could make Silly stats up all day long to try and justify why he shouldn’t be sacked , but the main thing is what 86% of the fans see with their eyes is that we are heading into oblivion . Stop the tot now . Sack him .

  • 53 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 11:59 AM

    Stats are what politicians use to deflect warranted criticism. Never trust either.

  • 54 validator // May 5, 2014 at 12:00 PM

    Just accept the club is a rudderless ship drifting aimlessly in a sea of despair.

  • 55 Slank // May 5, 2014 at 12:00 PM


    Isn’t 86% a silly stat unless of course you have done a survey of all Newcastle fans?

  • 56 Average_Contents // May 5, 2014 at 12:01 PM


    There has been numerous stories regarding fatty and how he acts in the business world, a recent one is: when the shareholders of SD declined to give him a bonus of 70m he went and sold 200m worth of shares to goldman sachs thus ensuring the company’s stock took a good old bashing on the stock exchange and nosedived by almost 10% as people panicked! There was also an agreement after the last time he sold shares that he wouldn’t sell anymore for a period of 8 months up until the end of April, he ignored it and sold them anyway!

    Bearing in mind this is the company HE set up and is HIS baby so to speak, just shows you that he is prepared to do anything and shaft anyone if he doesn’t get his own way out of spite!

    Sorry for the essay but I felt the need to say this, and it’s not hearsay it was covered by most business papers and even the chairman of SD admitted as much after the shareholders declined so it says alot anout the man iny opinion mate

  • 57 validator // May 5, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    There are lies and there are statistics!

  • 58 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 12:03 PM

    The Pulis rumours are very interesting! Think he has an opt out agreement at the end of season too
    I Was a photographer that freelanced for the sentinel during Stokes promotion season, i think pulis is far too outspoken for Ashley! Hes really not one to tie the party line, very honest and not shy in calling it how he sees it… Hes quite ambitious too, each season he looks to improve on the last and sends his sides out to compete. Played awful stuff at stoke, good stuff at palace! Saying that his stoke stuff was better than pardews stuff this year…
    Bad bad choice of manager though simply because he won’t have the fans onside at the start, many would appose him!
    Looking at their records in management you’d have to say an educated adult football fan should be able to see pulis would be a better appointment than laudrup! Laudrup has left every club hes been at after a year /18 months in a worse place than when he started and has fell out with every dressing room ges been in….

  • 59 Tsunki // May 5, 2014 at 12:03 PM

    Validator – like you then ha ha.

    So was Manure’s defeat by the scum Moyes fault as well? A good manager chewed up and spat out by a corporate. Bon chance the next hapless sap.

  • 60 Slank // May 5, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    Lies, damned lies and statistics. Mark Twain and Disraeli.

  • 61 validator // May 5, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    On the ridiculous pulis rumours, keeping Pardew would be the better option.

  • 62 yo-yo // May 5, 2014 at 12:06 PM

    86% of all lies are statistics

  • 63 validator // May 5, 2014 at 12:07 PM

    Tskunki, I would have thought that you’d be more interesting if you had something interesting to say.

  • 64 yo-yo // May 5, 2014 at 12:07 PM


    How many opposed Pardew when he first descended from his winged chariot ?

  • 65 jayphoto // May 5, 2014 at 12:11 PM

    @yo-yo i cant remember a single fan being happy he got the job to be honest! Most where livid at the time as he was seen as a yes man and one of Ashleys boys.
    Always thought Pardews press conferences and interviews, his personality and the excuses have seen him endear himself less to fans than other managers. allardyce is the same! In truth pardew and allardyce are on level woth hughton (whos sides play awful stuff) but id bet 95% of fans would take hughton over pardew

  • 66 Rotonda heights // May 5, 2014 at 12:13 PM


    it’s strange isn’t it. many people found what tsunki had to say very interesting

  • 67 validator // May 5, 2014 at 12:14 PM

    It would be interesting to see what Mr Tskunki, has to say regarding a possible replacement for Pardew or is that beyond reason?

  • 68 Slank // May 5, 2014 at 12:16 PM


    The really interesting thing about Pulis is that he turned around Palace by playing to the strengths of the players he inherited. He didn’t try to reinvent the Stoke way of old. He is a good manager but he wouldn’t necessarily be accepted here as too many fans believe that the club is too good for the likes of Pulis and other British managers. The fans demand a top manager but the problem is that top managers go to top clubs, and we ain’t one.

  • 69 validator // May 5, 2014 at 12:17 PM

    Alas the same cannot be said about yourself Rotonda, as your uninteresting ramblings are quite annoying.

  • 70 Jail for Ashley // May 5, 2014 at 12:26 PM

    What is validator all about, pointless name, pointless comments, in fact pointless would be an appropiate moniker for it.

  • 71 JackButler // May 5, 2014 at 12:38 PM

    Most improved side in the EPL

    Talk about bloody spin

  • 72 stuart no9 // May 5, 2014 at 12:42 PM

    86% . Yep it’s a statistic that means nothing . So for you guys having a pop at me saying that , imagine how annoying it is is for true fans who have to listen to pardew spout these stats rubbish every week . So forget the stats , let’s go on what we see with our own eyes every week , the conclusion is the same . Pardew must be sacked .

  • 73 Belfast // May 5, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    Yay, it’s a great feeling knowing this.

    But not as great as us handing Sunderland 6 points and keeping them in the division.

  • 74 JackButler // May 5, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    This is a more accurate picture of what is happening at the club

  • 75 Jail for Ashley // May 5, 2014 at 12:50 PM

    If we have another unsatisfactory window and Pards starts harping on about the imaginary line and we lose our first at home it is going to be an extremely destructive situation, a lose lose situation for both the fans and Mashers.

  • 76 mindshaft // May 5, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    Be interesting, pard’s is probably nailed on to keep his job regardless of results
    What could make fatty sack him tho is pard’s coming out and demanding that debuchy isn’t sold and that he has a direct veto on all transfers
    Pard’s isn’t happy he’s getting all the flak whilst tubby is sitting on his millions but will the worm turn ???

  • 77 JackButler // May 5, 2014 at 12:52 PM


    Something has gotta give this summer by either Ashley spending or sacking Pardew, in an ideal world he’ll do both but i wont be holding my breath, but either way I cant see Pardew getting the fans back on side

    If we get it wrong this summer we are facing relegation next season

  • 78 Graeme // May 5, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    Jack – you cant argue with those stats – until Saturday, we were the worst performing club in the Premier League. At least now we are merely the second worst, with many thanks to Nowich.

  • 79 JackButler // May 5, 2014 at 12:58 PM


    I think this season has proven two things

    1 – We were a one man team as after Cabaye was sold we have completely collapsed into a relegation form side.

    2 – Pardew has not plan ‘B’ and if/when things go poorly he has no idea at all on how to change things for the better.

    I have a modicum of sympathy for the man as he is backed into a wall by the owner but that does not hide the fact that he does have a decent squad that he’s incapable of getting to the best out of

  • 80 theartfuldodger // May 5, 2014 at 1:03 PM

    Im pretty sure we are looking to get back to where we were at the start of the season.

    Ashley sees things on paper…just as Pardew presents it…

    Replace cabaye, Replace Remy and bang…good for top 10 again…

    If anyone else leaves then replace them…

    I doubt there will be too many departures…Only Gosling, Marveaux and Obertan…two outa 3 replaced with freebies..

    Only bonus we could another striker…

  • 81 Ian Toon // May 5, 2014 at 1:04 PM

    Where a club that has qualified for the Champions League three times, more than any other side outside the traditional Big Four – Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United. To pass us off as a team that wants to mirror the aspirations of Arsenal is nonsensical. Collectively I sense that the majority of us see Ashley’s ambition amounting to keeping Newcastle United in the Premier League as a self-sufficient business.

  • 82 roblee7 // May 5, 2014 at 1:13 PM

    Ed….Amongst all this doom and gloom, how about stickin an article up on Gateshead’s success yesterday? i know its not NUFC but most gateshead fans are NUFC fans and its a bit of good news for the North East in general.

    HEED ARMY!!!

  • 83 Ibizatoon // May 5, 2014 at 1:49 PM

    This certainly is an argument that could be used Ed. From last season, it would seem things have “improved” this time around.

    Would that be the appropriate bench mark for improvement though? Wasn’t last seasons woes down to having the EL to contend with and then of course the injuries?

    If Pardew wants to use those justifications for last season, then surely we need to compare this season to the last time we had no EL – you know, the one we finished 5th in?

    Still, I imagine this is all totally irrelevant, as I can’t imagine Ashley gives a single care. No money spent, in fact, profits up, comfortably mid-table. Only negative is the fans at the minute and I don’t see that being a big factor in Ashleys decision making process for some reason.

  • 84 welshgeordie9 // May 5, 2014 at 1:49 PM

    At the end of the day ladies if pardew is still here next season expect the same crap we’ve had this season

  • 85 stuart no9 // May 5, 2014 at 1:51 PM

    “. “You can’t do this job unless you’ve got a strength and resolve and there’s certain principles that you need as a manager and you have to stand by those. And in the last four or five weeks I’ve had to stand by some of the principles that I accept on the pitch and at the training ground and I’ve put them in place and I’ll stand by them.
    “That’s why, in the end, I got a result today.”
    Alan -Alan-Alan. You got a result because you were lucky enough to be playing the worst team in the prem , in fact you were playing the worst team in the prems RESERVES . ” I’ve had to stand by some of my principles ” do us a favour mate , you can even spell the word . You won only coz they were Shyte, even so they could have scored 4 or 5 easily . You are. Sh.t

  • 86 mattnufc // May 5, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    Hull in the Europa League next year and survived comfortably in their first year in Premier League, congrats Steve Bruce.

  • 87 Greebol1892 // May 5, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    Shit owner. Shit manager. The end.
    Insufficient signings or ambition.
    Manager playing 3 LBs in the same match (even tho Santon is no LB)
    Playing LCB at right back.
    Substituting clean sheets and increased goal threat for manager’s favourites – resulting in our goal being a ball-magnet.
    Playing our CFs on the wings
    Playing our CAM as CDM
    Playing our CDM as winger
    Playing our CDM as CAM
    Playing bloody strolla!
    Playing Krul when Elliot never let us down.
    Switching to defense mode when we score (ever heard of building from the back and defending from the front!?)
    Unnerving knack of conceding goals late in first half and early in second half.
    We are extremely fortunate that it’s been a poor year in Premiership with some garbage teams below us (most of who give us a beating!)
    …… that’s enough before I get too depressed!

  • 88 sportsdirect // May 5, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    MA sacks Pardew. Thats what everyone wants blogging away on here.
    my Q is who wll you all want to replace Pardew?
    2nd Q is if MA continues to run the club on a self financing basis and accepting good fees for best player/s how successful do you think any new manager would be?
    any new man is going to be caught between a rock and hard place unless MA releases hold on finances, puts more of his own cash into club or finds a buyer who has cash to burn and who could really just be in it for fun. however i feel with all the cash in world NUFC would struggle to get the best.

  • 89 ganiyu // May 5, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    would new signings in January make a difference ??? no
    if we won the last 7 matches (very imposible), would we qualify for champions league ?? no

    mike Ashley was spot on when he decided not make any signings during the window.

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