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Pardew Sky Sports News Conference – Video

4:24 pm, Friday, May 9th, 2014 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 115 Comments

Here is some of the things that Alan Pardew has said today, when he talks about what needs to be done at Newcastle by him and by the owner.

alan pardew press confernce

Here is some of what Alan Pardew had to say today.

Comments welcome.

Tags: Coaching · Premier League · Press Conference · Video

115 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Himanshu Dhingra // May 9, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    Sky saying

    Saylor to Valencia

  • 2 JackButler // May 9, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    Sorry, but i simply can’t listen to the man any more and when that smug little smirk peels across his face I want to slap him

  • 3 Rotonda heights // May 9, 2014 at 4:34 PM


    true, he makes my skin crawl. trouble is ash will buy his spin as per.

    as the chant goes ” pardew it’s never your fault”

  • 4 JackButler // May 9, 2014 at 4:35 PM

  • 5 toon kk // May 9, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    There’s no way we could finish above Southampton even with a different manager, there team is far superior to our basic bunch.
    So many think a new manager is the answer to our problems, that’s just the beginning, we badly need a revamp.

  • 6 Spoof // May 9, 2014 at 4:41 PM

    from 2 threads back


    I agree m8, I think Pardew has done as well as could be expected under Ashley, but I do feel that he has lost the dressing room so he should now go, you here them on here about tactics and coaching as if they are all experts but most haven’t a clue what their talking about, if you look at Pardew’s time here it is as clear as day what the problem is, whenever he has had a fit squad we have played quite well, not spectacular but quite well which has seen confidence grow and get results which has seen us climb the table, that’s how we finished 5th, we were doing just as well this season but then we sold Cabaye and had 3/4 out, that’s nearly half the team and those coming in were simply just poor quality players, last season we had an injury nightmare at the start which resulted in weak teams who lost which eradicated confidence, we were poor all season.

    So if fit we are ok, but then the back up has constantly seen us drop down, then what could the problem be, obviously it has to be the back up squad, its as clear as day, but to to those on here oh no, they are all experts who know that it is down to tactics and coaching and having players Pardewed, but can they see it, can they hell, you know what it is, so many times when they mention about the coaching I state that that has got to be rubbish as Cabaye, Ba, Guthrie, even Simpson and Perch are not getting as good reports as they were under Pardew yet when I ask them to name a player who has left us under Pardew’s time here who has gone on to really improve their game under a different manager, they cannot name one, only Forster who plays for a club who is about 30 points better than the rest in that league has done anything.

    It then turns to those who we still have, Ben Arfa, the problems that that lad has now he has always had, Blanc, Dechamps, every manager who has managed him has failed, its clear as you can get what the problem is there, its him himself, every manager has failed but according to this lot he has been Pardewed, we then come to Marveaux, if they would only take the time to look back on his career they would see that he has always struggled with injuries and when he has played he has always made 1 or 2 decent passes, but that’s the lot, he has always all his career flattered to deceive, yet people will not look closely at his record and they will allow themselves to believe that he is a good player when his entire career states otherwise, but it’s like hitting your head against a brick wall.

  • 7 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 4:43 PM


    I’m sadly in agreement with the earlier post that Poyet is the most attractive option out there…if he wasn’t the manager of that lot anyway…

    Maybe Mackay or Bruce would be good but I feel that unless we get someone of the calibre of De Boer then we’re more likely to be changing manager again within a year than having success. We really need some stability and continuous top 10 finishes at our club to give us a base to work from.

  • 8 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 4:45 PM

    tds – couple of threads back you suggested the Percy sacking poll was incorrect because of some confusion. This was indeed initially the case, however this was spotted by several posters who notified Ed, and the poll was started afresh -new poll.
    Please try to keep up to speed – as you may suggest things based on errors.

  • 9 the truth will out // May 9, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    untrustworthy gobshite

  • 10 validator // May 9, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    Many thanks to Mr tuff, for keeping everyone up to speed.

  • 11 the truth will out // May 9, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    if in the first half of the season surely to be the best we would have been top of the league but sadly we were nowhere near gobshite

  • 12 guvnor // May 9, 2014 at 4:50 PM

    Val, he’s the blog berk!

  • 13 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    The deterioration of the team has been very difficult to watch. We are bottom 3 material for next season based on our play in the second half of this season. And some of our better players are going to leave on top of that. I don’t see how an incompetent such as Ashley will stop the slide now. The only thing that will possibly prevent relegation will be the fact that 2 of the 3 teams who come up from the Championship will probably go straight back down again so we really only have to stay out of 18th place. Sad, and I hope I’m wrong but the summer will tell the tale.

  • 14 guvnor // May 9, 2014 at 4:51 PM

    Pardews here to stay!

  • 15 toonarmydownsouth // May 9, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    Not cherry picked at all, just pointing out that saying Palace and Sunderland are paying a heavy price is complete BS

    Nothing to say Poyet wouldn’t be an option, by all accounts he’s away from the scum regardless of league standing

  • 16 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 4:53 PM

    Mister Tuff

    I’m not sure if you are being serious, pedantic or with tongue in cheek…

    I noticed the poll error and I noticed it was changed. I did not, however, notice that it was restarted. I saw the new headline with the old results.

    However…whether it was or not, it’s irrelevant. As I’m sure you could tell, my comment was made in jest. I think there are many much bigger inaccuracies to pick on in this blog and you’ll have your hands full if you want to do it!

  • 17 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Will Ashley change his tune again and start saying any finish of 15th and above is acceptable to him? We already know mid table is acceptable but he starts to panic when we’re around 16th like last season. That suggests that 15th or better will be just fine with him.

  • 18 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 4:55 PM


    I don’t see why he’d leave the mackems though…I heard that earlier on here but a quick Google shows only the Daily Mail reporting that he could leave…that unreliable, racist piece of trash that isn’t worthy to use to wipe my arse with…so I won’t believe that until I see it.

  • 19 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    How about a series of 12th to 15th place finishes under Ashley for the next few seasons? Sounds exciting doesn’t it mates? Well, that’s what we’ll get if we’re lucky under Ashley. The way things are headed we’ll be in the bottom 5 next season, not even 12th to 15th.

  • 20 validator // May 9, 2014 at 4:59 PM

    Look you jumped in to the debate without any forethought, and now your squirming hopelessly, of all the teams that parted company with their managers three were relegated and the rest were almost relegated. So stop trying to score points as you’ve failed miserably.

  • 21 nimo // May 9, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    A lot of people mentioning de boer, can’t see why anyone would leave a job at Ajax , managing champs league football, better team better history – a team he has history with also .. If he were to leave I’m sure a team like spurs would be better potential suitors. A team that has ambition

  • 22 toonarmydownsouth // May 9, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    Seen it reported in a lot of places

    Guess we’ll find out in the summer, tbh reckon Pardew will still be here anyway

    What the hell are you on about?
    Palace and the Scum would of been relegated all day long if they haven’t got shot of there manager so are in no way paying a heavy price, that’s a complete false statement

  • 23 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:04 PM

    I strongly believe we’re grooming Nile Ranger for the manager’s position after Pards leaves us in another 6 years. Nile will be wor player manager (saves a wage) for several years and then given his ability to be a role model for wor youngsters he will be invaluable to the club in more senior positions. He can take speaking lessons from wor Joe as well to make him the perfect manager/club executive for us.

  • 24 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 5:05 PM

    guvnor – stop butting in and get back to sewing your pearl buttons on your pearly king clothes. Please control your “norf ‘n souf”, which I accept might be difficult when it’s full of that Cockney delicacy eel pie.

  • 25 validator // May 9, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    Clutching at straws.

  • 26 toonarmydownsouth // May 9, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    Pretty sure manure weren’t nearly relegated either
    Palace are 11th and have been safe for a while

  • 27 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    That is Mike’s vision for the club’s future.”Achieving excellence through stupidity.” How do you say that in Latin? We’re going to have it put on blazers for all the players. Beautiful.

  • 28 guvnor // May 9, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    Tuff gawd you can narf rabbit on berk!

  • 29 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 5:07 PM


    If I understand the way that Ashley works, firstly he will acknowledge that Pardew has in fact hit his minimum target this season. I believe there will then be a post-season review and the decision will be made on whether Pardew stays or goes. That appears to be what happened last year. They need to decide quickly so whomever is manager can help get new players in and prepare the players for pre-season. I expect we’ll find out by the end of June at the latest.

  • 30 Spoof // May 9, 2014 at 5:08 PM


    virtually the entire bottom 11 were in the relegation dog fight, so if you ran the current bottom 11 a a table in its self (which may well change this weekend, Stoke would be top followed by Palace and then West Ham 3rd, so 2 of the top 3 have kept there manager, every other side have changed their’s, I do believe that that proves what you were saying as being correct.

  • 31 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 5:09 PM


    And the problem with “lots of places” is that there are loads of sites who just rehash what they read in other media. I only really believe what I read in BBC Sport or Sky Sports, if it’s not in either of those and is somewhere else then it’s 99% rubbish.

  • 32 JackButler // May 9, 2014 at 5:10 PM

    If we lose on Sunday we would have lost 50% of our games in two seasons………………….now thats grim

  • 33 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    More Ashley quotes:
    “Football knowledge is irrelevant. Only the bottom line matters.”
    “The club is nothing more than a vehicle for the owner’s greed so piss off.”
    “Truth is only useful if you can’t get away with a lie. I learned that in court against Kevin Keegan.”
    Beautiful Mike.

  • 34 validator // May 9, 2014 at 5:12 PM

    Many thanks Spoof, the chap is obviously lost in desperation to prove his argument correct, but alas he’s doomed to failure.

  • 35 toonarmydownsouth // May 9, 2014 at 5:13 PM

    Think finishing above 10th and the apparent c0ck up over the Cabaye sale by JFK will see Pardew safe by the skin of his teeth
    Tbh that’s not how a club should be run is it?
    As far as I can tell he was given a shot at redemption this season and showed that whilst he can get us playing well when he has all his key players fit and firing he just cannot do it when you remove one of those players and our season completely imploded
    When the club has a policy of but young with high potential and sell on fee’a can you really do that with a manager who can’t adapt at the helm?

  • 36 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:14 PM

    If you care for the club boycott next season. It’s harsh medicine but necessary to get the cancer out. Cut off his money supply and he’ll disappear like a bad odour.

  • 37 wolfshead@toon // May 9, 2014 at 5:18 PM


    have you seen our possible new manager looks like a manly man even a dreamboat harumph haha

  • 38 the truth will out // May 9, 2014 at 5:18 PM

    cut summit else off

  • 39 validator // May 9, 2014 at 5:19 PM

    Castration is afoot.

  • 40 toonarmydownsouth // May 9, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    By your calculation 8 teams in the bottom 11 have changed there managers…

    Fulham rarely moved out the relegation zone all season, changed manager, had a glimmer of hope but the damage was done before the change in management

    Norwich And Cardiff you could easily say have done more damage than good by changing manager
    But it’s been the opposite effect for Palace and the Mackems
    WBA have pretty much stayed the same

    How does that prove that changing manager costs you massively?

  • 41 JackButler // May 9, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    Last Two Premier Seasons

    Played – 75
    Won – 26
    Drawn – 12
    Lost – 37
    Scored – 87
    Conceded – 125

  • 42 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    Attention mates! Important message from wor club. Given to your Senior Official Club Journo for presentation to Newcastle United supporters everywhere:
    “On Monday May 12th, 2014 Mr. Joe Kinnear will be introduced as Director of Public Relations for the Club. Here is an initial quote from Mr. Kinner regarding his appointment:
    “Well you f**king pillocks certainly don’t deserve me. I’m expecting record attendances next season even though you w**kers wouldn’t recognize good football if I came around to your house personally and shoved it up your a**.”
    Thank you Mr. Kinnear. More to follow.

  • 43 validator // May 9, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    Oh dear! He just cannot figure it out, how tragic.

  • 44 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 5:24 PM


    Ashley has a policy of only buying players who value as an asset is very likely to increase. That’s a wonderful way to run a business but the value of a football club isn’t necessarily the total value of all of its assets at the time. If we had finished in 6th or 7th last season to follow up the 5th the season before then, even if we had mostly the same players, the value of the club would increase vastly as players, staff and sponsors would love to join a club establishing itself amongst the top teams. Sometimes they need to buy a player that doesn’t fit in the model or the valuation of every player and the club itself will suffer.

    And yeah…I fear Pardew will cling on by the skin of his teeth and I do feel sorry for him with the Cabaye debacle…but he should have done much better to cope.

    My concern is that if we sign a Cabaye style replacement and we get off to a flyer, what happens if he gets a season ending injury in mid September? Relegation???

  • 45 wolfshead@toon // May 9, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    theres two ways fatty can pour oil on troubled waters sack pardew or bring back demba 🙂

  • 46 AaranD // May 9, 2014 at 5:27 PM

    Similar to how some fans feel Pardew and co are doing in the club. Just change a film set to a football club xD… just a bit of fun!

  • 47 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 5:29 PM

    Oh it’s lovely and civil on the blog when certain knobheads don’t come and start trying to cause a scene… 🙂

    We don’t all have to agree on everything but at least we can agree that we’re all Toon fans…apart from guvnor/mag…not really sure what he is…

  • 48 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    More breaking news. A statement now from his most royal lowness Mike Ashley:
    “The appointment of Mr. Joe Kinnear as Director of Public Relations is another critical step in this crucial phase of the club’s development. His brilliant inspirational speeches and clever promotions for Sports Direct errr Newcastle United will help lead to many more years of profit errr success. Please join me in welcoming Joe back to the club. Not that you’re invited to the pissup on the yacht or anything.”
    Again, wonderful news Mike.

  • 49 Rotonda heights // May 9, 2014 at 5:41 PM


    Those stats are worse than I imagined

  • 50 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    I think there could be a reasonable possibility that mag and guvnor are not the same poster -but different individuals.

  • 51 guvnor // May 9, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Tds you smug self server, at least I don’t do a Uturn to look good for the blog, one minute your purring about Pardew and Ashley the next you’re shouting sack em! You clown.

  • 52 JackButler // May 9, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    Rotonda heights

    They are grim mate, the reason I put them up was simply because every time Pardew speaks he drones on about the six game losing streak as if it is the only issue fans have with the club when the reality is if we lose on Sunday we would have lost 38 games in two seasons 🙁

  • 53 mag // May 9, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    TDS you complete berk, you’re the biggest tool on here!

  • 54 toon kk // May 9, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    What MA seems to misunderstand that due to not strengthening the squad and selling off the best players the rest of the squad suffers and because they don’t play as well the whole squad drops vastly in value.
    No top club would look at our players. Ii, apart from Remy and hes not ours.

  • 55 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Aye JB it’s not pretty reading mate. Very, very poor and likely to get worse after the disaster of the last 2 windows. Hope you don’t mind, I’ve posted those numbers on another blog with you named as author just to point out how bad things really are.

  • 56 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Are you sure those 2 aren’t part of the club executive staff of Sunderland Mr. Tuff?

  • 57 mag // May 9, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    All the tds cretin does is plagiarise, vals posts!

  • 58 ToonDarnSarf // May 9, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Mister Tuff

    I didn’t know Gareth Bale had a brother!

  • 59 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    We’ve got NoNuts!
    We’ve got NoNuts!
    Nobody else wants NoNuts!
    Mike is here to stay. Huzzah!

  • 60 guvnor // May 9, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Full of daft cocknyism!

  • 61 toon kk // May 9, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    I don’t know why people want rid of AP? He has us playing on the front foot (not sure which one). His tactical decisions are great, I mean those corners aimed for Williamson great idea, he’s a tall lad you know.
    He has the team nicely set up, amazing.
    Or and he does everything MA asks.
    who could ever replace him? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing! !!!!!!!!!!

  • 62 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    g2 – swamp hill-billys could indeed be working at
    Joker Park.

  • 63 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 6:14 PM

    tds – a distinct possibility being related to Bale with the large gob and elephant ears.

  • 64 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:15 PM

    Please sing to the Goldfinger tune:
    “Small Scrotum
    He’s the man, the man with the tiny knob
    It can’t be seen
    Such a small scrotum
    Beckons you to enter and have a look
    But don’t go in”

  • 65 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 6:15 PM

    Bait -has been cast -awaiting a nibble -must be coming any second.

  • 66 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:20 PM

    I always did like Bond music

  • 67 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    It’s the song Ashley’s dates should sing to themselves on their way to the castle.

  • 68 toon kk // May 9, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    You’ll definitely have to write the track to the new bond movie.
    I’m sure Big Mash will love it.

  • 69 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    Yes, I am prepared to take that on toon kk mate. 🙂

  • 70 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    You don’t think Mike SmallScrotum would be offended do you mates?

  • 71 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 6:29 PM

    He’s singing a song while he’s signing on
    Welcome to Alan pardews dole land

  • 72 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:32 PM

    Those Bond songs can be quite chilling. The thought of Mike waiting in the castle for his date, fondling his budgies, patch over one eye, feeding the sharks. Shudder!

  • 73 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:34 PM

    No, really lads I think Mike would make a tremendous Bond villain. Always served by cretinous lackeys, he has a yacht, he’s a bloated buffoon. It’s perfect casting.

  • 74 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    welsh is this you “going a courting”.

  • 75 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 6:37 PM


    Ah just the person i want to speak to

    Can anybody truly say they understand the welsh? Even the welsh? No, I didn’t think so….

  • 76 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 6:38 PM


    What a fine lady

  • 77 toon kk // May 9, 2014 at 6:40 PM

    What would you call the new Bond movie?
    It would have to have our Mashley in it.
    Perhaps” Mikeys nuts are not enough”?

  • 78 Mister Tuff // May 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM

    welsh – indeed -lovely picture – I just imagine the free spirit of a road trip with the sound of Steppenwolf playing “Born to be Wild” in the background. You obviously got in quick to get the good looking one. Well done.

  • 79 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:42 PM

    You misunderstand me welshie mate. It’s just that you lot are so deep and complex. Brooding, singing along with Tom Jones (why is every Welshman called Jones?). It’s very difficult for the rest of us. How do we get the right Jones on the phone for instance?

  • 80 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:44 PM

    No, I was going to go with Small Scrotum as the title as well toon kk mate. Then jump right into the Small Scrotum theme song. Lots of beautiful women looking at a tiny gun and giggling. That sort of thing.

  • 81 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 6:46 PM

    I know what all this is about, you lot are being welshist

    Ha ha ha

  • 82 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:47 PM

    Still I still do fancy Catherine Zeta Jones (see what I mean about that Jones thing?) even if she is bipolar.

  • 83 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:50 PM

    Is your full name Welshie Jones welshie?

  • 84 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:55 PM

    Don’t mind us welshie we’re just jealous mate!

  • 85 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    how did you know that

  • 86 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    Jealous of what exactly

  • 87 JamesToon // May 9, 2014 at 6:58 PM

    My top top 3 managers to replace pardew:

    1. Michael Laudrup-I think he’d be good with the geordies, swansea played the best football in the league with him, he can bring us that philosophy.
    2. Frank De Boer-Works on a low budget, and can also bring us a new philosophy of an attractive brand of football.
    3. Gianfranco Zola-Another manager who plays good football and with a relatively low budget.

  • 88 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 6:58 PM

    Well, of the fact you such famous celebrities as Tom Jones and Catherine Zeta Jones welshie mate. Have I missed anyone?

  • 89 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    should read the fact you HAVE such…… I can’t write well either.

  • 90 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    Have I missed anyone well hello


  • 91 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    Second verse:
    Small Scrotum!
    He’s the man with the tiny nuts
    They can’t be seen
    Such a small scrotum
    He’d love to have it off with you
    But it won’t go in

  • 92 wolfshead@toon // May 9, 2014 at 7:10 PM



    have you seen our possible new manager looks like a manly man even a dreamboat harumph haha

  • 93 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    You see? We really do understand you Mike.

  • 94 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Who is this manly man you speak of wolfie mate?

  • 95 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Ah of course welshie. How silly of me.

  • 96 wolfshead@toon // May 9, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    re your picture i think thats sheep is colin winner of the sheep of the year contest on craggy island

  • 97 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Go watch SmallScrotum in 3D HD in a theatre near you. Starting May 12. Beautiful

  • 98 wolfshead@toon // May 9, 2014 at 7:21 PM


  • 99 welshgeordie9 // May 9, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    It’s quite funny that a few on here always mention sheep, and people say that the welsh are obsessed with sheep


  • 100 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    Christophe Galtier looks a bit like Jose Mourinho. He would be far too clever to come work for Mike.

  • 101 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    You make a fine point there welshie mate @99. I’m not obsessed with sheep at all. Now honey badgers on the other hand…..

  • 102 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Has there ever been an evil villain quite like SmallScrotum?

  • 103 wolfshead@toon // May 9, 2014 at 7:32 PM


    yes mate here he is with his hand up his puppet

  • 104 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:34 PM

    A lot of you keep saying I’m completely mad but it’s not true! No! I’ve had myself tested and I’m no more than 99.997% mad. Harrumph.

  • 105 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    By God that is the spitting image of SmallScrotum wolfie mate. Well done!

  • 106 wolfshead@toon // May 9, 2014 at 7:40 PM


  • 107 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    Nobody screw us better
    Makes me feel sad for the rest
    Nobody screws us half as good as you
    Mikey, you’re the best.
    Another SmallScrotum thriller coming soon!

  • 108 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    And nobody screws us better
    Though sometimes I wish someone could
    Nobody screws us quite the way you do
    Mikey why’d you have to be so good?

  • 109 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    I think the coming features with SmallScrotum as the villain will be the best of the lot.

  • 110 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:57 PM

    Well, sigh, what should we talk about now?

  • 111 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 7:58 PM

    Welshie seems to be gone or I would tease him some more about being welsh.

  • 112 GeordieTwo // May 9, 2014 at 8:01 PM

    Oh sure, you lot tell me to get psychiatric help but then I go see someone and they beg me to stop coming as it’s having a terrible effect on their mental health. 😯

  • 113 Graeme // May 9, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    G2 – have you killed the blog mate??

  • 114 Big Pappa Cissé // May 9, 2014 at 8:56 PM

    I see the man-child Pardew is “sad” at the abuse he has been given 🙂 .

    What a tart . The criticism is more than due and I hope it continues . There is no word invented to describe how I have felt after some of the record breaking losses endured under that moron .

    I would happily stand on a street corner and get verbally abused for 40 hours a week If I was on his wage .

  • 115 // May 10, 2014 at 8:25 AM

    When we lost the main middle man Cabaye we lost the brains. I’m sure Pardew wouldn’t want to lose him but the moneybags at the top did that and Kinnear was a waste of time and money.

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