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Every Single Newcastle Goal In Pre-Season – Video

9:49 am, Wednesday, August 13th, 2014 by Dr. Ed Harrison · 202 Comments

Here’s a video made by one of readers – Ross Panton (of Gallowgate Tooners) – and Ross has put together a video of every single Newcastle goal scored in pre-season.

So obviously it’s a long video. πŸ˜€

Thanks to Ross for putting this together – the Gallowgate Tooners twitter feed is @AffyRossy – so you can take a look at some of their videos there.

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202 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Beatroll25 // Aug 13, 2014 at 9:54 AM


    Superb post that, I agree completely.

    I think someone like De Boer would love the idea of coming to NUFC and changing us for the better.

    Many people have the opportunity to manage a club but very few have the opportunity to build one from the ground up.

  • 2 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 9:54 AM

  • 3 Our Toon // Aug 13, 2014 at 9:58 AM


    Aarons looks like a proper LW, Townsend has mainly been utilised as a RW always cutting in…he would be Obertan’s replacement in my eyes rather than stumping Aarons who should occupy the LW


    Kaboul is a beast but he isn’t HG which means he’d have to come in to replace MYM I think that would be counter productive. Dawson on the other hand is HG and better than both Saylor and Williamson. He’s also an organiser at the back, constantly talking to his other defenders….A trait no other CB has at our club

    Lennon has gone backwards in my opinion, he has pace but his crossing is often poor very rarely doe he whip a ball into the box and very rarely does he get it above shin height. Even if he was a great crosser we don’t have anyone in the box whose immense in the air.

  • 4 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    Jeff @2 – I love her definition of ‘Pardewed’ πŸ™‚

  • 5 toonarmydownsouth // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:00 AM

    Think most fans would agree it’s what the club as a whole now need

    Another manager simply replacing Pardew may well get a better style of play and a few more points on the board but the disruption and fractures would still remain in the background with a valuable asset like the academy rotting away
    This is where Ashley’s biggest failing as a club owner comes into play
    He simply has no idea of what appointments to make in which key areas

  • 6 beermonkey // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:01 AM

    i wouldn’t be surprised if we sold tiote this is Newcastle after all
    think it would be a mistake to sell him now, he could have a great season with sissoko next him also with our more attacking line should relieve the pressure on area of the pitch i think he could have a really good season

    don’t wanna see any players here on loan unless its a defender with an option to buy
    why would we loan that cambel as it would be at the expense of one of the players we have already paid for and there no different from cambel as we don’t know if there going to be good in the prem yet

    cant wait for the weekend

  • 7 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:01 AM

    Our Toon,
    He has about the same amount of end product as Obertan I’ll give you that. Personally just don’t rate the lad. He would have to make some drastic changes to his game and style to change my opinion.

    He has played predominantly on the right for Spurs, but the lad himself in an interview with 442 said that he only started playing on the right when AVB took over Spurs. Prior to that he was a left winger.

    Personally, I think he would offer much more on the left, but still don’t think he would be a good signing.

  • 8 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:01 AM

    Lennon won’t come
    He’s distantly related and very pally with Chris Hughton

  • 9 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:02 AM

    Something about the way Rivvy took his goals, particularly the way he pounced on his first one in NZ, makes me optomistic about him. I know it was just a tap in, bit it was a short quick ball into the 6 yard box and he was on it very quickly. Add in that header and the less-than-easy back post sliding finnish, and he does look a good striker.

  • 10 toonarmydownsouth // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:03 AM

    Our Toon
    Why would it have to be like for like?
    Why couldn’t Kaboul replace Jonas and give us some depth in cover seeing how injury probe Taylor and colo are?

    Think Lennon would work well with Rivière who seems very quick on his feet, those fast low balls across the six yard box would see the lad thrive

  • 11 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:06 AM

    That vid confirmed that contrary to siht stirring rumour – Sissoko did acknowledge Obertan

  • 12 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:08 AM

    Markaccus @9 – Although he didn’t get many chances at the Real match his movement and running off the ball is pretty good. If he could score in the first game or two in the premiership then his confidence would rise and I think he would be pretty good.
    By the way are you on holiday at the moment?

  • 13 Rotonda heights // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:10 AM


    Rojo is one of the best in the world and would have absolutely transformed our defense. Not sure how old he is though so are people saying 20M is too much because of age, as I can’t think of any other reason.

    De Boer and co would be the answer to our prayers. Absolute dream ticket to totally transform the club. Real professionals replacing the likes of ” I don’t know any tricks” Stone.

    De Boer / pardew

    Bergkamp / carver

    Stam / Stone

  • 14 toonarmydownsouth // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:13 AM

    Rojo? He’s only about 24 i think

  • 15 Rotonda heights // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:13 AM


    Not sure about kaboul, always seemed to have a touch of the Bramble/saylors to me.

  • 16 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:14 AM

    I think he is just 24/25. Not over the hip and his peak years are to come. The stories I’ve read quoted Β£16million. Personally think he is a great signing. One of the standout players of the World Cup for me, following on from a very good season last year as well.

    Would have loved him here, but it isn’t realistic at that price, or with some of the other interest in him.

  • 17 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:15 AM

    Over the hip? Over the hill….

  • 18 Rotonda heights // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:16 AM


    In that case I would have been prepared to throw a lot of money at Rojo and fellow argie Colo could have helped him settle in.

    Still have nightmares starting the season with Saylor and Willo and sadly now also Colo.

  • 19 JamesToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:16 AM

    I have to admit, a team of de Boer, Bergkamp and Stam would be able to transform NUFC into a consistent top 6 club, even under Ashley, no doubt about it.

  • 20 geordie157 // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:17 AM

    I don’t think we’ll get anymore additions until Jan. Shame as a top striker and cb would give us a chance for 5th or 6th.

    Would be funny to sign Wickham on deadline day then the mackems get snubbed last min by a replacement.

  • 21 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    Jeff…not a bad review!

  • 22 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:20 AM

    Bergkamp and Stam have no track record at all.
    I would have thought Shearer would have made a good manager – we know what happened there.
    Laudrup flattered to deceive
    Ruud Gullit
    All great players but good coaching is not dependant on a glittering playing career.
    Mourinho and Wenger no playing experience at all
    and even Sir Alex Shankly Rogers and SBR hardly set the world on fire when they played

  • 23 Our Toon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:21 AM


    Yeah I see your point on Lennon and with Kaboul. We could just sign Kaboul and not register Jonas for next season (harsh I know). As for Townsend I remember he had a really good spell with floppy chops at QPR

  • 24 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:21 AM

    I do think we could attain de Boer from Ajax, but most of the back-room staff is former Ajax players. It’s a pride for them to be back at Ajax.

    …why would they come here?

  • 25 Rotonda heights // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:29 AM


    Sorry I forgot carver and stone have amazing CVs. Bergkamp and Stam would be assistants to De Boer, not the manger ffs!

    yes of course not every one will work out. pardew certainly hasn’t, but for every Solksjaer there’s been a Rodgers Martinez, Pochetinno

    What you consistently fail to grasp is that with pardew we get cr-p football as well as never coming anywhere near to winning anything.

    I could take a 9/10th place if we at least had the consolation of watching some decent football

    It’s almost like you would want an enterprising manager to fail just to gleefully say I told you so, while still wallowing in the mediocrity of pardew, carver and stone.

  • 26 beermonkey // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:29 AM

    depending how things go with charnley and not sure what influence he has had with the fat man over transfers but if he proves to be a success in acting as a buffer between club and fat man
    i have high hope we could attract a decent up and coming manager
    it all hinges on whether this window is just to stop us going down or whether things have changed at the club and we will reinvest
    going to take a year before we know the answer though
    still think we will have to have a dire season for pards to be sacked

  • 27 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:32 AM


    Aye i’m on my third day off. I am having this one to myself, heading to town soon to get a b-day present for my Dad, which i missed doing because of my youngest sons Chicken pox. This trip will result in a pub lunch and a pint or three πŸ˜€

  • 28 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    I just cannot help thinking even if we end up recreating the season where we finished 5th leaguetable-wise (not football-wise), the coach wouldn’t know how he did it and therefor cannot reproduce the event and the owner won’t back him next season. Either because:

    a) he thinks we can get by without spending or

    b) because he just won’t back the coach with the money

  • 29 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    Are u get out of jail or something? you seem to be matured person than most of supported nu for 35yrs but with no clue what has happened on those 35yrs.if you have an issue with non-footballing matters,you can go to the 3rd world and find someone who can share your nonsenses with muppetts.because I only talk football here and don’t have room for your tiny chalks.
    At the end,it’s all about Newcastle united nothing personal with pure nu fans..

  • 30 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:37 AM

    Mark…you better leave the car at home then πŸ˜‰

    …speaking of which I’ll make like a tree now and leave.


  • 31 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:38 AM

    Markaccus @27 – Quite nice having day to yourself.
    I’ll expect your posts later this afternoon to have a few jumbled up words then πŸ™‚

  • 32 JDdubai // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:42 AM

    I see Gateshead won again, 2 from 2 and 3 goals in each. Any of you guys planning on taking in a game this season? The football they play is how we should be doing.

  • 33 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:44 AM

    Ethiotoon @29 – I don’t know what your problem is with JFA but all I can say is that he is a stalwart of this blog and while I don’t always agree with his anti-ashley stance he is consistent in his views, very good to debate with and very entertaining with his ‘…… good for Ashley’ one liners.

  • 34 ilovetoon8788 // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:45 AM

    Apparently picking up heat all over.

    “Newcastle lining up De Boer as Pardew replacement, if points target set by Ashley not achieved by the first few games.”

  • 35 Jail for Ashley // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:45 AM

    You make me chuckle, yiu didn’t half persist eith the MH17 disaster for a man who only talks football,
    I’m staying in Basingstoke at the weekend and we’re having ti spend the night in Buxton so I can watch the football with a few sherberts.

  • 36 nut meg // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:47 AM

    SRB got 20 caps for England !

  • 37 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:47 AM

    Where is that quote from?

  • 38 Jail for Ashley // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:48 AM

    Thank you Martoon.

  • 39 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:48 AM


    I dont drive these days, but i never took my car to city centre anyway πŸ˜€


    My posts NORMALLY have jumbled up words in them ;’)

  • 40 optimistic prime // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:50 AM

    Hello fellow dreamers πŸ™‚

    Some of you may remember Rebbeca from 7miles away the name i used to post under, moved house etc forgot my password so just made a new account .

    Have to admit i got a bit bored with certain people who cant see the wood for the trees and call people names as a way of proving their point, and the conspiracy theory gang who assume a new poster is someone with 2 or more accounts.

    Its good to see Beattie came back and hopefully Torq will start posting regularly again.

    As its my 1st post for a while i’m not going to sit and rubbish others claims as certain individuals do.

    Pre season has been so so, some good some bad and some things just never change.

    I’ve been pleasantly surprised by two players in pre season, Aarons nice to see a young lad take his chance and do his job well. The 2nd and probably the most surprising was Cabella, and i dont mean his skill, he’s not shy to get his boot in a hard tackle which i didnt expect from such a slight lad and it put a smile on my face when he booted a couple Socied defenders up a height.

    Cant wait for Sunday and as always im optimistic for the season ahead and not expectant….

  • 41 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:51 AM

    I don’t have problems with him.but I don’t like the way he talks regarding non-footballing matters without knowing anything about it in front of million people.He is holding me since I started posting here
    continuously since June.I wonder why?

  • 42 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:51 AM


    Lay of the fruit-shoots, man. Too many E-numbers.

  • 43 londonderry toon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:52 AM

    obertan played well in that video there me thinks

  • 44 Beatroll25 // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:53 AM

    People like Jeff make me think it’s time for Dr. Ed to update the blog a little bit.

    I would love him to change it into a forum where we can post our own topics and he can still create his own that are the main focus of the blog.

    It would be nice to talk progress with people who can offer informative discussion without it being distorted by those who cannot see the wood for the tree’s, as I am sure that people would love to talk about their admiration of Pardew without people moaning constantly.

    I think the blog would be better for it and we wouldn’t end up discussing the same things day after day.

    I enjoy Ed’s work, and I appreciate this public forum he has created and I come back for the quality of chat it offers, but I think it is time to grow outwards.

  • 45 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:59 AM

    martoon…thanks anyway
    I only know pure American-English..

  • 46 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    Ethiotoon @40 – I suspect you are trying to infer some kind of racial intolerance but with JFA it is simply that if he thinks you are talking b*ll*cks he will say so πŸ˜‰

  • 47 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    Pure American-English??

    That is a contradiction! “Pure” English is English-English!!! The Americans changed it!

  • 48 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:06 AM

    Anyway. I am on the bus to toon now, so will catch you all later.

  • 49 jimmysmith // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:10 AM

    Hey c’mon, Bobby was a terrific player.

  • 50 hitman // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:11 AM

    ilovetoon,funny that i heard from same person that told me mr t wants out,that p45due has till the end of october to sort things out.believe dont believe just passing on what i was told.

  • 51 firebug666 // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:14 AM

    Ethiotoon @29

    As insults go those you have directed at JFA implying he may have been incarcerated at Her Majesties pleasure for the past 35 years, and that everyone living in the third world are muppets who are on the same level of intelligence as JFA which by your own admission is higher than your own, is far below par for this blog.

    If you are intending to insult fellow bloggers you are going to have to beef them up a bit.

    Marks out of 10:

    Must try harder!

  • 52 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:15 AM

    nut meg // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:47 AM

    SRB got 20 caps for England !

    So What !

    Denis Wise got 21 caps for England does that make him 5% better than SBR ?

  • 53 expatmag // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:16 AM

    Did someone post that JFA was the wart of the blog?…….

  • 54 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:17 AM

    It’s a bit like Danish the Norwegians changed that as well!

    …it’s a bit like a Dane with dyslexia πŸ˜€ lol

  • 55 Beatroll25 // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:24 AM

    Yeah nut meg

    Alan Pardew used to as a glazier because he was a turd footballer.

    Does that mean he knows how to sell windows better the Pele?

    I think not!

  • 56 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:27 AM

    Beatroll25 // Aug 13, 2014 at 10:53 AM

    People like Jeff make me think it’s time for Dr. Ed to update the blog a little bit.

    I can see where you coming from but take my word for it if you do that it gets very samey and boring.
    Both Vital and The Mag will not accept anyone who doesn’t toe the party line of MA and AP being the 2 devils incarnate.
    Both sites as forums of lively discussion are dying on their arses .
    Control of discussion (apart from the obvious law breaking aspect) is anathema to a public forum.
    Ed has a good set up here – If it aint broke don’t fix it

  • 57 nut meg // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    It’s got nothing to do with Denis Wise, SRB was a fine footballer who I had the pleasure of seeing several times.

  • 58 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    expatmag @52 – I know how Pardew feels now when people mis-quote him πŸ™‚

  • 59 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    who is he to tell you talk b*ll*s and you talk ***?
    looks like you started irrelevant issue..
    I will….

  • 60 firebug666 // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:32 AM

    Sir Bobby Robson was a great player, good enough to play for England. What you have to remember is back then the grounds were a lost muddier than now and the football a lot heavier too, especially if it was wet.

    By the time you got to Dennis Wise the game had changed, the ball was much better to play with and the grounds were also getting better.

    Times change; Bobby was brilliant for his era, Wise was ok in his but then I have never liked the guy even before he was screwing up Newcastle.

  • 61 firebug666 // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:34 AM

    a lot *

  • 62 Our Toon // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:37 AM


    Pardew must think he’s quoted wrong everyday, he wakes up with a complete different mindset to when he went to sleep. He gets excited because he’s hit the jackpot with this job. He tells the fans he wants CL because he thinks that’s what will make us happy but then tries to manage expectations when he knows what he previously said was a lie by saying 48pts.

    When the season finishes and this joker leads us to mediocrity he will point to 48pts as the average…Whilst also throwing a few more journos under the bus. His biggest task for this season will be to find a new scapegoat though!!

  • 63 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    Not to mention that playing for England meant far more back then, and the honour wasn’t handed out to every English player to have played in the top flight. Too many very average players get caps nowadays. That wasn’t the case back then.

  • 64 firebug666 // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    Lilongwe Geordie

    Spot on, the didn’t play for vast amounts of money either, the played for that pride, and it was bloody hard work for them. If half the players today had to head an old wet casey football they would be spending the next six month on the injury table.

  • 65 lew // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    I don’t see the point of another striker.

    We have Riviere, Ferreyra and Ayoze.
    We also have Armstrong and (maybe) Cisse.
    I think it’s enough, as we have the squad to play 1 up front.

  • 66 lew // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:48 AM

    I believe that we now have the attacking power to feed Cisse.

    I strongly agree the need of a CB tho!!

  • 67 T.T.V.V.T. // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    So Spuds have sounded out 11 players they’re willing to transfer?

    I take it their wage bill is astronomical?

    Personally I think Dembele and Townsend are the stand out players.

    We’ve possible got an outisde chance of signing Townsend, if we bother our backsides and make them a bid.

    I don’t think I could handle any more ribbing from QPR fans on twitter if they were to sign Townsend.

    Having said that, he has been there on loan. And it wouldnt mean relocating in terms of his home.

    But Townsend on the right, Cabella on the left, and De Jong in the middle of a three behind the central striker?

    There’s pace, trickery, creativity, and an ability to be very direct in that attacking line up. It would scare me if I thought Newcastle had to defend against it.

    So why not? Pardew said there’s still scope to sign more players if the deal is right…

  • 68 firebug666 // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:51 AM


    I think Pardrew is panicked after last seasons protests, he thinks he needs a prolific striker in to get plenty of goals to appease the fans. (He’s right we could do with a know striker) but I don’t think it is essential.

    He seems to be happy with our defence, while most of the fans (myself included) can see the need to improve at CB. We may get more goals this season if our front line get it together early on.

    The big question is, will we get enough goals to cover the amount that we will concede?

  • 69 Ancientcoptic // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:51 AM

    What does every football montage video have to include horrible music blended into the backgoun… I don’t think I have seen a football YouTube Video I haven’t had to watch on mute yet. (I admit to being fussy)

  • 70 firebug666 // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:54 AM


    I agree, it would be much better to have the commentary.

  • 71 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:57 AM

    Are anyone of you here want our club to be sold to
    some billionaires like Arabs, and import superstars like neur,Ramos,pogba or falcao and play them
    inside st James’ park?
    want to be successful with unknown players like Reviere,cabella or colback?

  • 72 dufuss // Aug 13, 2014 at 11:59 AM

    @ you missed out ethio in your drivvle

  • 73 londonderry toon // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    i would rather a fully fit lenon than townsend myself but would happly thake either or both both home grown its just there injury prone

  • 74 catchy in norway // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:02 PM


    var sΓ₯ god πŸ˜‰

  • 75 T.T.V.V.T. // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:16 PM

    One from Capoue/Sandro/Dembele if Tiote goes???

  • 76 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:16 PM

    Ethiotoon @58 Calm doon hinny I did NOT say you were talking b*ll*cks I said if he thought you were – anyway to football matters to answer your question @70 just an owner with passion for the club would do oh and a different manager.

  • 77 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:22 PM

    Firstly, there is no need for telling folk who disagree to go support another team. We all support NUFC (except maybe the odd troll), it is why we all come on here and interact with others regularly. We all want what is best for our club, we just have differing ideas on how to achieve that. Difference of opinion is healthy and enables discussion and debate, which, provided we are open to it, helps all of us develop our thoughts further.

    Secondly, I’m certain some on here would love a billionaire to come in and do what City have done. Personally, that isn’t the way I would want my club to go. I would prefer an owner who had passion for the club and the development of players, willing to spend on players if we need it. An owner who would implement a philosophy throughout the club based on an attractive attacking style of football and that would go through a recruitment process enabling him to employ the best people to carry out this philosophy.

  • 78 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:28 PM

    Ethiotoon @ 70

    Why do you want an Arab ?

    Current owners of clubs in the Premiership:

    Arsenal – American, Russian, Iranian (British citizen)
    Aston Villa – American
    Chelsea – Russian
    Hull – Egyptian (naturalized British)
    Leicester – Thai
    Liverpool – American
    Man City – Arab
    Man Utd – American
    QPR – Malaysian, Indian
    Soton – Switzerland
    Sunderland – American

    The other 9 clubs are owned by Brits.

    There is only one club owned by an Arab.

  • 79 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:33 PM


    an american owns mackenland?

    note to self: find out who it is, and kick him squarely in the b@lls… im ashamed….

  • 80 Beatroll25 // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:34 PM


    Are you on khat?

  • 81 T.T.V.V.T. // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:36 PM


    No, he’s just an irritating muppet

  • 82 dufuss // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:36 PM

    you missed nufc — t@

  • 83 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:41 PM

    Dok Toon

    Ellis Short. Short in name and short in choice of club to own.

  • 84 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:44 PM

    short in brains, more like…

  • 85 catchy in norway // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:44 PM


    i think you miss the point , well at least for me you do,

    our owner could be green blue or black and come from mars I don’t care , I don’t care who really plays for us , as long as the system they put in place to take the club forward is a one is a one that tries to entertain and and tries to win things,

    what we have now is a guy who only wants to make money and forgets about the fans,
    then from a football side of things , a manager who is massively under achieving with the players he has , does not play to win games only not to lose them, and there is a big difference in the 2
    I would like a manager who I could be proud off not cring at and wonder what he is going to say and do wrong next,
    I want my manager to say ,Europe and the cups the aim , I’m going to give it a good go, not com out and say 48 points is the aim , what will 48 points get you?

    our club is a total joke because of both the clowns running it ,

  • 86 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:47 PM

    so are you saying MA has no ambition and he didn’t
    invest anything since 2007?
    I think he does when the time is right and when the
    right players are the ones we grabbed
    in this window.personally I like our club to be successful with unknown young players not by the likes of city or PSG owners.
    The reason he didn’t invest like in this window in the past is b/c
    right players were not available on those times.he showed some ambition at the right time this time.
    I know difference of opinions is good and healthy for the blog but some in here try to ruin our much anticipated season by critising the mgr before seeing what our team looklike with strong eleven.
    watch the team then critisize my msg..

  • 87 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:48 PM

    Just dropped in while wating for lunch to arrive…

    Wow Ethio really has bee on the insanity pills!
    I know i am often a little more lenient on pardew than most, but Ethio seems to think El Zorro Plata is a god!!!

  • 88 optimistic prime // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    I personality don’t care who owns our club as long as their intention is for the club to be the best it can be, which i assume is most owners.

    Id like us to be like Arsenal, a good manager with good coaches to develop players and not have to rely on buying 30million pound players to compete.

    And yes i know Wenger paid 40+ for Ozil but how often does he do that?

    Our fat controller says he wants us to follow Arsenal’s blue print but he’s doing it in a half arsed penny pinching manor.

    Our manager and coaches are as much use as TITS ON FISH and our style of play is as sexy as aforementioned FISH

  • 89 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    Incidentaly, i need i theme song

    I am thinking “why’s he lunching on his own?, Why’s he lunching on hs own…” πŸ˜€

  • 90 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:53 PM


    “Calm doon hinny” ….. love it.

    Optomistic prime

    “Tits on a fish” ……… trying not to burst out laughing while sitting on my own in the pub!

    Here is lunch…… later all

  • 91 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:54 PM

    I am Arab myself but I don’t want Arabs to run our club..

  • 92 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 12:56 PM


    you know a song named “closing time” by semisonic? ive modified it for you πŸ™‚

    Lunching time
    Open all the doors and let you out into the world
    Lunching time
    Turn all of the lights on over every boy and every girl
    Lunching time
    One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer
    Lunching time
    You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here

    I know who I want to take me home
    I know who I want to take me home
    I know who I want to take me home
    Take me home

    Lunching time
    Time for you to go out to the places you will be from
    Lunching time
    This room won’t be open till your brothers or your sisters come
    So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits
    I hope you have found a friend
    Lunching time
    Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end

    I know who I want to take me home
    I know who I want to take me home
    I know who I want to take me home
    Take me home

    Lunching time
    Time for you to go out to the places you will be from

    I know who I want to take me home
    I know who I want to take me home
    I know who I want to take me home
    Take me home

    Lunching time
    Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end

  • 93 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Markaccus @89 – What about ‘Lonely Boy’ (Andrew Gold)?

  • 94 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:01 PM

    What has Ashley invested this summer? The club posted a profit of Β£10million last financial year and are likely to post an even greater profit when the next set of financial results are published. When Ashley arrived in 2007 he did invest money in the club, and did again when we were relegated. You won’t find me arguing that point at all.

    In terms of the recruitment and timing of player purchasing, yes, he doesn’t it when it is of biggest advantage to him. This policy has quite often been to the detriment of the playing side. The reason we have had to be active this summer is because Ashley’s investment and advertising would have been under threat if we hadn’t. Yet we have still barely spent what we have received for Cabaye and Debuchy. If he was serious and ambitious we would have had a centre half in and a top proven centre forward in.

    However, you have taken one minor detail of what I said I would like from a chairman – investment/willing to spend, and ignored all the other points. After 7 years in charge does the club have a style or playing philosophy that is a common theme throughout the club? Have we been through a proper recruitment process to employ staff in key roles and ensure they are fully capable of doing the role assigned? I’m not even sure we have any sort of recruitment process – Pardew and Ashley gambling buddies, Kinnear and Ashley drinking buddies. Finally, does Ashley have passion for the club? Does he ‘get it’ in terms of the area, the people, the community and how they all tie in with the club? He doesn’t have to be from the area, but without understanding the area he will never truly untag the potential this club has.

  • 95 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    does, not doesn’t in para 2 of that

  • 96 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    48 point is the minimum considering how top four teams are strengthening..

  • 97 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:03 PM

    DokToon @92 – when you say modified is that simply changing one word Closing to Lunching πŸ™‚

  • 98 Krul To Be Kind // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:04 PM

    I’m looking for a bit of advice lads.

    I’m thinking of heading over to SJP for sundays game from Belfast via boat to stranrear and drive down to Toon then come back for a return boat on the Monday evening.

    A couple of questions though:
    1) will I get a ticket alright?
    2) I’ll be on my own so could anyone recommend anywhere for a decent night out on the sunday evening?
    3) does anyone know of a decent very reasonably priced hotel near the centre?

    Cheers in advance lads

  • 99 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:06 PM

    I still understand only American-English….

  • 100 Jail for Ashley // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    Contrary to your post concerning Mike Ashleys ambition, is that he doesn’t invest at the right time in fact it is the polar opposite, he invests when it suits him, a right time to have invested would have been after that season we finished fifth but it was decided that we could finish tenth with the existing squad, last summer might have been another good time to invest and save the poisonous atmosphere that was created toward the end of last season, again this time round despite the Cabaye and Debuchy money being spent it is a great concern we haven’t a proven PL scorer, but it has obviously been decided that the team is good enough for 48 points which will dictate whether the ‘finance’ is right in January, depending on how far we are from that goal, that Ethitoon is the extent of Mike Ashleys ambition.

  • 101 TacoFlavoredKisses ForMyBen-arfa // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:08 PM


    That story is total bs and only came about when the rumors of arsenal losing out on khedira started.

    and ieven if arsenal wanted him, this is the summer of the 20M transfer. No way we let someone this valuable with 3 years left on his contract for less than that. Sorry. Scumbag ashley is a lot of things, generous is not one of them. Hes not selling tiote for 8m.

  • 102 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:10 PM



    Solano for Martins (69)
    Ameobi for Viduka (72)
    Ramage for Milner (86)

    Subs not used:
    Al Habsi
    Sinclair Cacapa

    This is Ashley,s first ever team to play in the EPL
    It beat Bolton away under fat Sam

    Question is

    Does the forum think the likely team against Man City next Sunday is better or worse ?

  • 103 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:11 PM


    I remember that song. I prefered secret smile. But “Secret Lunch” doesnt work.


    Yeah i know lonely boy. Its used in the film “lost boys” but it doesnt really apply as i do have a home πŸ˜€

  • 104 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:15 PM


    Agreed. 8M is an insult. If Rojo is worth 20 as a decent defender, Tiote has to be worth AT LEAST 12 as a solid midfeild destroyer. A good one on his day.

  • 105 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:17 PM



    just tryijng to help mark out is all πŸ™‚

  • 106 jesperfuglsang - capt'n awesome of the lemon crew // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:18 PM

    One of my all time favorite albums is “Closing time” by Tom Waits πŸ™‚

  • 107 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    Ethiotoon @ 91

    ‘..don’t want Arabs to run our club…’

    Any reason why ?

    Man City appear happy.

  • 108 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:19 PM


    Worse of course! There is no super sub Shola on the bench!!!!

    Seriously though, it is hard to answer, as man citeh are much better than bolton were, and the systems have changed quite a bit in that time.

    Id say we were slightly stronger going forward, though, than we were then. Viduka was HUMP!

  • 109 JamesToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    77 lilongwe

    Any clubs in any top flight european clubs, won’t be able to “do a man city” with the FFP rules.

    We can still go forward under Ashley, he just needs someone to direct him, we are a selling club anyway, so i wouldn’t mind if we got de Boer and were transformed into an Ajax mould club, as long as it brings success

  • 110 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    Harper Krul similar
    Carr worse than Janmaat
    N’Zog Haidara similar
    Rozenhal and Taylor probably about the same level as Colo Willo now
    Butt better than Colback
    Geremi worse then Anita
    Smith worse than Sissoko
    Martins better than Rivi
    Viduka worse than Cabella although Cabella hasn’t yet settled, and we don’t know if he will adjust so a difficult one.
    Milner better than Goofy

    Fat Sam Pardew equally poor

    I’d say on balance then that the current side slightly edges it, provided Cabella settles immediately.

  • 111 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:32 PM


    Cracking analysis
    I don’t agree with some of it
    However still cracking

  • 112 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    JamesToon @ 109

    You are quite right that fans thinking a wealthy billionaire will lavish unlimited funds on the club ignoring EFP rules are going to be very disappointed.

    Those days are gone. Any club that successfully manages its budget will in the future be in a better position to buy players. Clubs in the Champions League even more so.

  • 113 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    I agree, we could still move forward under Ashley. We could also continue to stagnate. Virtually every club is a selling club. There are maybe only 3 or 4 clubs in the world that aren’t.

    There is little/no evidence that Ashley would appoint someone like De Boer, the majority of his appointments are people he trusts and already knows. He has needed someone to direct him the last 7 years, but again is only comfortable dealing with people he trusts/knows – hence Wise/Vetere/Jimenez/Kinnear/Mort/Llambias etc.

    As for the FFP sanctions, we will see how these pan out over the next few years. I imagine if a side spent ott and signed 5/6 of the worlds biggest stars UEFA would allow them to compete as it would damage their ‘product’ not having the best players playing. Punishments were soft this time round, let’s see if Platini has the balls to tell PSG they can’t be in next seasons Champions League.

  • 114 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:37 PM

    Having rethought, I’m possibly being harsh on Colback. Butt did eventually play decent for us, but it may well have been the season after that.

    Obviously if SDJ and Tiote are available then it would change slightly again.

  • 115 optimistic prime // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:37 PM


    Why dont you ask for fridays euromillions winning numbers or who’ll be xmas no1?

    No one in their right mind can say which side is better!!!

    We’ve signed 9 players remind me which ones have EPL experience?

    Ask that again at xmas when people have some sort of evidence to base their opinion on otherwise the answer you’ll get will be based on FIFA14 or some equally useless point of reference!

  • 116 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:41 PM

    Lilongwe @110 – Good analysis – the only thing I would disagree is that I think Colo & Willo as a pair are better than Saylor & Rozenhal and Riviere is probably about equal to Martins.

  • 117 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:41 PM

    Lil @ 113

    Do you know who appointed Carver, Stone, Woodman and the other coaches ? Surely it wasn’t Ashley ?

    Ashley has appointed Charnley but did he appoint Carr ?

  • 118 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:43 PM

    read my post @86
    Because the players that finished 5th in 11/12 were in good condition going to the next season. unfortunately some are underperformed and didn’t get the chance to replace them b/c they were in a long term contract. B/c Didn’t think the Europa league will drag us to hell like that.B/c right players were not available that time,B/c he didn’t want to spend like Sunderland who willing to pay 14m for borini.b/c his wishes were quality not quantity,not to scatter the likes of Danny Graham or wolfswinkel in to our club.

  • 119 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:45 PM


    Read #86

    Fair enough

  • 120 nut meg // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:47 PM

    If memory serves me right I think Ashley appointed all of the ones you mention.

  • 121 JamesToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:49 PM

    We’d have to make loads of revenue, TV money and sponsors to be able go on a Β£150mil spending spree. Clubs like Bayern and Man u can we can’t

    I see Cortese is apparently close to become Chief executive at villa, surely he’d be a good guide for ashley on how to run our club properly. He developed Southampton and spotted pochettino

  • 122 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:50 PM

    Yeah, that was a tough call for me on the centre halves. Taylor was a better player when he was younger, I’m not sure where it has gone wrong, but he piled on beef. A young Taylor was better than Willo. Rozenhal and Colo, well Colo walks that in his prime, but that was a couple of seasons back now. A bit error prone these days. You could be right that the current pair are better, but I’d say it is pretty close.

    AS for Martins and Rivi, Rivi just doesn’t excite me. I would love him to prove me wrong, but have seen, read or heard little about him that makes me think he will be great. Martins by that stage had shown he could score in the Prem, and therefore gets my vote on that one.

    Woodman is unquestionably a Pardew appointment. Maybe also a way of securing his sons move to Newcastle. Stone and Carver will be Llambias and Pardew I’d have thought. I doubt Ashley gets his hands grubby at that end, just sets a budget that has to be adhered to in terms of wages and spend on recruitment process.

  • 123 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:50 PM


    Hard to compare rivvy and martins. I liked Martins, and i think he would have scored more if he had Shearer as a strike partner, rather than fatty viduka and mercinary Owen! He was a cracking player for inter before we signed him. I do like the look of rivvy though.

    In other news, if anyone goes for a pint in the Junction at the Haymarket, don’t go on the Bandit nearest the door. I Just made it my B1tch and dropped the 100 quid.

    i believe the correct response is #BOOM

  • 124 JamesToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:50 PM

    Slank 117

    Pardew appointed Carver, Stone and Woodman but originally wanted Malky Mackay to be his assistant/

  • 125 nut meg // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:51 PM

    I think Charley was already at the club but pretty sure he brought Carr in.

  • 126 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:52 PM

    Nut meg @ 120

    I would be very surprised if a multi-billionaire has the time and football knowledge sufficient enough to know whether, for example, Woodman is a great goal keeping coach or not ?

  • 127 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:54 PM

    Nut Meg @ 125

    Yes Charnley was already at the club but it was Ashley who appointed him as top dog.

  • 128 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    Sorry, missed off Carr. I think Carr had worked at Spurs, and he arrived while Hughton was manager, so I’d imagine that he had an influence. However he probably gained a more influential role after Hughton left.

  • 129 JamesToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    What we need is a manager, who is a leader of men, who has his own philosophy and style, his own set of coaching staff, who can work under ashley’s tight budget, who can develop a club on their own. We need that Arsene Wenger/Frank de Boer/Alex Ferguson type manager, but all we can hope for now is for pardew to change his ways and hopefully we’ll have a good season.

  • 130 JamesToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:56 PM

    Surely Graham Carr would be able to recommend FDB to Ashley, as he has scouted Holland a lot. FDB is someone who is motivated and able to work under the Ashley regime

  • 131 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:56 PM

    Charnley is 38 years old and has been at NUFC since he left school

  • 132 Mister Tuff // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:56 PM

    Sundays game.
    My take on it is that we all have a reasonable idea of what City can do/are capable of -with their current players 9much the same as last season.
    What we do not know are ALL the capabilities/frailties of our side.
    Will the new players perform well as individuals/playing together.
    Has there been enough time for them to learn the tactics.
    Will any flop.
    What will be our tactics for the game – defend -hope to nick a goal.
    Will we attack with our new forward potential.
    How will our central defence be protected -will this detract from forward play.
    Etc Etc.
    The only thing I know for sure is that if we succumb to City getting through speedily our defence is going to be all over the place – pulled out of position -leaving gaps – this is when we collapse – and ball watching/missing the runner takes over.
    Whilst anything can happen in football and we are generally an unknown quantity at this stage of the season -I’m afraid I can see a defeat looming – in the region of 3 – 0. Hope I’m wrong though – then it is 2 games before the International break and another run of potentially winnable games. Coaches could tweek things during the break if things are not working.

  • 133 outsidethebox // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:58 PM

    jonas ..sammy…and benny,s contracts run till june 2015…unless one of them is transferred …i expect transfer dealings over till jan …like to see jonas leave and poss sammy and hatem in last min deals for kaboul and whickam

  • 134 nut meg // Aug 13, 2014 at 1:59 PM

    I think I misread your question.Ashley was the owner when these people were brought in as far as I remember.

  • 135 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:01 PM


    I too doubt very much whether Ashley gets his hands dirty. All the anecdotal information from the media about Sports Direct suggests that if a person is trusted by Ashley he lets them get on with the job and doesn’t interfere. I would imagine that the club is no different even though it’s his own money that is at stake.

    Media reports and fans saying Ashley said this and that / did this and did that are probably way off the mark.


  • 136 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:01 PM


    I agree with that. I am sure that most on here would be a bit happier if Pardew changed his style, and alllowed a more positive style of play. My only problem with the guy is that, so far in his nufc career, he insists on a defensive style that clearly does not suit the players, or indeed the historic ideals of nufc

  • 137 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:02 PM

    Nut Meg @ 134


  • 138 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:07 PM

    Capital Cup draw tonight on Sky straight after the Coventry v Cardiff game

  • 139 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:07 PM

    But Ashley will appoint the key personnel that then employ others. Pardew, Llambias, Kinnear, Wise, Jimenez, Vetere etc. If your query was in reference to my earlier point to Ethio (I think)then these are the people that I am talking about with regard to poor recruitment of key strategic personnel.

  • 140 catchy in norway // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    are you happy with what pardew has to say?

    for me he says one thing and actions say he is doing the opposite.

    he will tell fans what they want to hear, rather than the truth.

    I don’t like that, for me that’s the mark of a coward,

  • 141 Beatroll25 // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:13 PM


    You say that 48 pts is acceptable because of the top 4.

    Well even if we lose every game against the top 5 there are still 28 games and a total of 84 points to play for.

    I’d say bare minimum we should be aiming for 55 points.

    15 wins, 10 draws, 13 losses would be adequate for me.

    That would have been enough for 9th last year and would have been one off Southampton in 8th place on 56 pts.

  • 142 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:14 PM

    Jeff @ 131

    Although we see Charnley as a very passive an unemotional man I bet he is the most passionate supporter at the club, possibly in the ground on match day given his lengthy service to the club.

    He looks like a very level headed person. Ideally the type of man you want at the helm when surrounded by many highly over paid, intellectually challenged prima donnas.

  • 143 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:17 PM

    Thank u slank @119

  • 144 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:22 PM


    He is a cowardly. I rarely agree with you but i will give you that much. If the guy would grow a pair and tell the fcuking truth about what goes on, and even if he is told to say certain things, he would be more respectable. Theres more testicles at a Eunuch convention!

  • 145 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:23 PM

    Lil @ 139

    In retrospect these were bad decisions but at the time of their appointments Ashley and probably Chris Mort probably didn’t have sufficient inside knowledge of the football business to judge the adequacy of their decisions. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

  • 146 optimistic prime // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:28 PM

    The big problem with comparing those two sides is no one’s took the management coaching staff into consideration.

    I’d say comparing Pardew and Fat Sam is like trying to decide which nonce you want to mess with your kids.

    But one things for sure SBR would have had both teams playing and performing better.

    The season we finished 5th was the best where likely see under Pardew.
    I sat every game that year chewing my nails at SJP whilst the team was pinned back being outplayed only for us to score a worldy on the counter.

    The only time that year we looked a decent team was the run of 6 or 7 we played 4 3 3 and IMO the only time Pardew has employed Benny in a meaningful way. And as we all know neither lasted.

    I had quite a few arguments that year about Pardews tactcs and when i said we’d be lucky not to get relagated with Pardews non style people thought i was crazy.

    Funny thing was if you listened to the commentary for away games that year the final analysis was always the same, didnt play well but got some points on the board.

    I honestly cant see Pardew changing but i couldn’t see us signing 9 players so i hope for the best but i’m prepared for the worst, again..

  • 147 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:28 PM

    I hold out great hope for Charnley
    He started out life as Russell Cushings office boy
    He bleeds Black and White
    He seems to have gained the trust of MA
    For all the anti AP brigade he had nothing to do with Pardew’s appointment

  • 148 Novocastrian66 // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:29 PM

    Krul; you would be best off booking your ticket for the match in advance and pick it up from the ticket office on the day of the match.
    Don’t leave it too near to the kick off to collect it as it gets busy.
    Loads of bars in the City center and they generally get full on match day.
    Most city centre hotels are within easy walk of the ground.
    Avoid Metro Centre hotels which sometimes people confuse as the City centre as that is a bit of a journey to and from the City.
    Cannot say where is best for a night out on a Sunday night. It’ll depend on what you want to do. There are plenty bars and restaurants on Grey Street and towards the Quayside

  • 149 scitoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:30 PM

    So much negativity over 1 misplace sentence from 1 interview. I can see it has kept the masses busy today…!

    Just out of curiosity, what do you think the mood on here will be like if we beat City? Or if we are in the top 6 by Xmas. What then? Will you all be shouting for Pardew’s head and singing about poor old Benny?

    I imagine you will be praising the players for not listening to Pardew’s tactics or some other twaddle.

  • 150 Ethiotoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:31 PM

    You know that every comment that have been said doesn’t mean to happen always. Offcourse our initial aim is top 6.AP said if we reach 48 pts that means before season ends,w/h means we will have great chance to push for European places If we get that magic number b4 end of season.
    At the end,it’s just his opinion.

  • 151 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:31 PM

    That is pretty much the point though isn’t it? Bad decisions in appointment of key roles. There are plenty of professional recruitment personnel who specifically work within the football industry. If you don’t have the knowledge to do recruit the right person, engage a consultant who makes their professional career from doing such a thing.

    As for Chris Mort, I’m not sure how keen he was on some of these appointments. He looked decidedly uncomfortable on regular occasions, and got out as quickly as he could, citing his lack of knowledge to be able to fulfil the role.

  • 152 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:34 PM


    The problem most have is the fact at how badly timed and hoe misplaced the sentence was. He should know better. Of course we knoe EVERY club wants to excell, so why even say that 48 poinys is ok. He should have said “48 points is out average and we want to hump that up the sh1tter and p1ss on it’s tits”

  • 153 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:34 PM

    Jeff @ 147

    Me too. By all accounts Charnley is very well respected in the football world at the level he operates in.

    He and Carr are a very safe pair of hands.

  • 154 scitoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    Hahaha! Markaccus, maybe Pards did say those things but Sky edited it out?!

    Alternatively, maybe Pards has taken even more Jose lessons and is now trying to play mind games with, well, everyone. If people think we are gonna be sh1te then they may well get a surprise come kickoff ;o)

  • 155 Blubber tits // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:37 PM

    Sell Tiote and sign Michael Bradley as his replacement. A better player in every department and probably the fittest player on the planet.

  • 156 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:38 PM


    I’d say comparing Pardew and Fat Sam is like trying to decide which nonce you want to mess with your kids.

    Well, ok, but i do think that even Pardew is in a higher league than Fat Sam!

    I would say that, if Fat Sam was Jimmy saville, then Pardew is that teacher that ran away with the 15 yo school girl.

  • 157 Lilongwe Geordie // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:38 PM

    Those pints starting to kick in then mate??

  • 158 Blubber tits // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:38 PM

    I mean how many games would Tiote play this season with his injury record, discipline history and AFCON? 25 max?

  • 159 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:39 PM


    I suppose he could have. Sky dont exactly hold with that sort of thing πŸ˜€

  • 160 scitoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:41 PM

    Blubber – AFCON may be postponed by FIFA if CAF approves it. This is due to the ebola virus affecting a number of countries who will take part.

  • 161 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:41 PM

    Lil @ 151

    Very true.

    Mort was a corporate itinerant fixer and not the person to slug it out in the bowels of a festering St James Park for long.

    He knew when to move on before his past caught up with him. A classic consultant. Never stick around to see the results of your analysis and recommendations for improvement !

  • 162 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:42 PM


    Well i only had 4, but i drank 2 of them quickly, because they cant open the till to change bandiy winnings without the manager, so i downed an extra one befote my bus to give then a reason to use the till. Luckily i have eaten a big lunch to soak it up, otherwise i would be a bit more than tipsy by now.

  • 163 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:42 PM

    Beatroll25 @141 – This might be a first πŸ™‚
    But I agree with you 100% – that is a very realistic target and I’m sure the board will be expecting something in that order – if we get a good start then close to 60 points is also not unrealistic. (Damn I hate double negatives!)

  • 164 scitoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    On Tiote, id rather keep him. One of the few lads with a bit of fight in him. However, in saying that his disciplinary record has improved markedly.

  • 165 beefman13 // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:45 PM

    Blubber Tits, good call, Bradley is a very decent kid who rarely wastes tye ball, Tiote cannot accept loosing the ball and will kick anyone in any position of the field as long as it looks like he isnt getting done, Bradley is a yank, but hes a very good player who can hold his own in any company!

    Tiote has done well on the whole for us but he needs to move on for me, i would take 8 million in a heartbeat, no questions.

  • 166 lesh // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:48 PM

    “Luckily i have eaten a big lunch to soak it up, otherwise i would be a bit more than tipsy by now” said Markaccus as he crashed to the floor!


  • 167 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:52 PM

    Bratroll @ 141

    Having just looked at last seasons points total and taking into consideration our very poor record after Cabaye was sold I would say that 48 points is the minimum.

    Perhaps what Pardew said was lost in translation as I cannot believe Ashley, whose SD sets ambitious targets, would accept 48 points having sanctioned the spend in the transfer market.

    I think 48 is the drop dead position, almost certainly I think for Pardew’s job. Heads will roll if 48 or less is achieved.

  • 168 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:53 PM


    im stateside, and youre calling for bradley to replace tiote??

    did you even bother to watch the world cup? hate to say it as a US supporter, but, my god, he was terrible…

  • 169 lesh // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:54 PM

    Off topic, but I see that Man U’s meticulous planning’s paying off already.

    With Howard Webb retired, they’ve got his replacement signed up.

    Referee J Moss, delivered by providing a crucial assist for Fellaini who scored at home in ‘Fergie time’.

    Nowt’s changed there then!

  • 170 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:55 PM

    tiote… vice captain, plays in the prem, a bit nasty, but the cards are slowing down for him (knock on wood)

    bradley, played in italy and mls…

    ill keep tiote, thank you…

  • 171 lesh // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:56 PM

    Markaccus, very eloquently put (‘He should have said β€œ48 points is out average and we want to hump that up the sh1tter and p1ss on it’s tits”)


  • 172 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 2:56 PM

    dont get me wrong, i love bradley, good solid player, but he would not be an upgrade to cheick, at all…

  • 173 Laurent Robert 32 // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    Tenth being a target last season was an underwhelming aim and most were gutted it was publicly mentioned.

    Now is seems it still hasn’t been raised. Pardew talking his usual hot air of a Champions League place when trying to sell season tickets, and now even after getting players in he still backtracks and tries to lower the bar now we’re reaching the start of the games. The man is a con artist.

    That is not twisting anything by the way as some have said. Nothing needs twisting anyway. He does that. It just needs highlighting.
    He’s subtly trying to move the goal posts to a level he can more easily attain as he knows that the higher contrast of places will increase the pressure placed upon his slimy head.

    Plus, he says we’ll play an attacking style which the fans want. Hang on a sec, Alan… You said before that you always play on the front foot. Surely if you were already on the ‘front foot’, you wouldn’t need to tell us you’re bringing an attacking style. Liar.

    Plus, he told us we were going for goals against Liverpool at home. Liar. Gouffran and Ben Arfa on the bench and packed the midfield with defensive minded players. We were hammered 6-0. Every second of that was appalling. Carragher was even having words with us in the Gallowgate whilst the game was going on it was that bad.

    If Pinocchio had been sacked after the Reading home game we wouldn’t have had to put up with absolutely humiliating results thereafter.

    I hope the same level of abuse rains down on him immediately.

    No more. Pardew out.

  • 174 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    Looks like Pardew has given Sky his starting line up for Man City

  • 175 JAMSHA(PARDEW SLAYER) // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:14 PM

    il put a 5 mil bid for govinco from juve…. if v cnt find striker

  • 176 Our Toon // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:14 PM

    Bradley wouldn’t be an upgrade on Tiote, in fact he’s a backward step. Tiote us a ball winner if he goes he needs to be replaced by a ball winner, not by a midfielder who can pass the ball and make runs forward

  • 177 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:15 PM


    I am almost poetic, aren’t I? πŸ˜€

  • 178 beefman13 // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    Bradley only had one suspect game at the world cup, very solid player, Tiote has had his time at the toon, a liability to many times.

  • 179 Blubber tits // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:18 PM

    We can agree to disagree from the outset on the Bradley/Tiote issue.

  • 180 beefman13 // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    Our toon, i see what you are saying, but 50 per cent of the time Tiote will give away a free kick when hes trying to win that ball, hes to reckless, to many times on the edge of the box as well when hes fcukin about with the ball! your opinion is taken on board though and everyone has a right to that.

  • 181 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    beef n blubber πŸ™‚

    want trying to insult… of course agree to disagree…

    i just expected him to be better in the WC, and found him disappointing…

  • 182 DokToon // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    hands ourtoon a beer for agreeing lol

  • 183 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:24 PM


    That link doesnt show a starting 11 on my phone?

  • 184 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:27 PM


    It does on my iPad.

    Have you scrolled down !

  • 185 beermonkey // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:28 PM


    I think that’s what I reckon pards would play I think where pardew is concerned its easy to pick our starting 11

  • 186 Rainrix // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    Markaccus…. Its basically the exact team everyone has been predicting we’d start with for the past month or so. Cba to line it up so 4-2-3-1 Krul, Janmaat ,Colo, Willo, Haidara, Tiote, Colback, Sissoko, De Jong, Cabella, Riviere.

  • 187 beefman13 // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    Dok, i thought watching the World cup from the start how decent the kid was, just shows how opinions differ. Its a blog of course and while i agreed wi old blubber tits on this subject there is also quite a few who could take over from Tiote, not just Bradley. it just needs freshening up imo.

  • 188 lesh // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    Laurent Robert 32

    Something tells me you’re not Pardew’s greatest fan anymore.

    What’s brought on the change in you?


  • 189 geordie157 // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    Michael Bradley is def not a player we should be signing.

    I’d like to see derbys Jeff Hendrick in the prem, he gets over looked because of the Will Hughes hype.

  • 190 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    Looks like ginola really rates cabella. He thinks that cabella and rivvy can link up well. Heres hoping hes right

  • 191 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:35 PM


    yeah i did. It says “newcastle starting xi” then says “disagree with blah blah” It misnt be rendering correctly.


    ah right. I would put socks in the middle, drop colback to tje bench and put goofy wide, with a view to plat aarons latwr

  • 192 toonarmydownsouth // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    This is a GREAT video!!!!

    @nufcfans: Video: @DavidGinolaCeze speaks to @SmifftaOfficial about Cabella, Riviere, HBA & #NUFC passion

    Oh and @Soccersauce thinks Arsenal are in advanced talks with Tiote and this has been the main reason he hasn’t featured, having said that there also saying they’ve heard we have Alex Song lined up as a replacement
    Sounds like a massive pile of BS tbh

  • 193 lesh // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:39 PM


    You just expected him to be better in the WC, and found him disappointing’

    Dok? Dok??

    πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

  • 194 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    Rainrix @186 – Yeah I think that’s the team most of us expect – if SDJ and/or Tiote not fit then probaly Gouffran will come in for SDJ and probably Anita for Tiote.

  • 195 g.s.tooner // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    Phew. Got tingles of excitement watching that. If we could score that many quality goals in the first 8 games of the season I would be soooo happy.

    Howay lets stick it to Shitty this weekend!!!!

  • 196 Markaccus // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:40 PM


    alex song!!

    Now there IS an upgrade. I will barbeque and eat my own penis if it is true, like πŸ˜€

  • 197 Rotonda heights // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:41 PM


    pardew mis-quoted.??????

    Maybe if he wasn’t such a media whore we wouldn’t get gems like:-

    ”we are going for CL, ”
    ” the size of the grass didn’t help us”
    ”science was against us”
    ” Our players were too hyped up” etc, etc

  • 198 Mattroge // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    From Sky article

    β€’The Magpies racked up 15 last-man tackles in the Premier League last season, more than any other side.
    β€’No side won fewer points from losing positions in the Premier League in 2013/14 than the Magpies (3).

    Pardew sets his teams up on the front foot? Basically we defend for our lives & unless we score first then it’s almost guaranteed that it’s game over.

  • 199 Our Toon // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:41 PM


    What DM doesn’t give away free kicks? Every player gives away daft free kicks but Tiote is probably one of the best DM’s in the league. Players like him a worth more to a team than the usual superstars like HBA or cabella!!

    Tiote if used correctly is an absolute beast, we tried to change his game by curbing the amount of cards he picked up. He’s a unsung hero who thrives on doing the dirty stuff, he makes less mistakes than the more expansive players we have and he covers for them more often than not. A proper competitor, the only player who I can truly say leaves it all on the pitch!!

  • 200 Slank // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:42 PM


    No surprises it’s as predicted:

    Janmaat – Williamson – Colo – Haidara
    Tiote – Colback
    Sissoko – De Jong – Cabella

    I read somewhere that Cabella had the second highest number of assists in the French league last season. With De Jong I would imagine that there is going to be more opportunities for the likes of Riviere and Sissoko.

  • 201 martoon // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:50 PM

    Rotonda heights @197 – Yes, I did make that comment with my tounge firmly in my cheek!

  • 202 Rotonda heights // Aug 13, 2014 at 3:53 PM


    fair play

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