Pardew’s Touchline Jig To Cabella – Keep Smiling Video


Probably the highlight of the game today was a new mini-dance on the touchline from Newcastle manager Alan Pardew, and a sign to Remy Cabella to keep smiling.

It’s much better than that head-butt – but we wont even mention that. 😀

Here it is.

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32 comments so far

  • Geremi's Prosthetic Leg Fund

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    Comment #1

    What a goddamn loser. Hate the bloke. Completely and utterly out of his depth.

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  • dazzler

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    Comment #2

    Urgh! It annoys me more each time I see it!

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  • Geremi's Prosthetic Leg Fund

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:19 PM

    Comment #3

    Not to mention Cabella probably wasn’t smiling because he’s realised he’s made the wrong career move.

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  • Blubber tits

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    Comment #4

    Buffoon to add to all his other becoming traits.

    Next weekend is a salvage operation for my love for NUFC and football. I thought I was done last year, I came back to sample the start of this season, to see if anything would change. It feels terminal though.

    Thanks Alan Purdupe, you all-round shitehouse.

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  • Rotonda heights

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:22 PM

    Comment #5

    I think we’ve actually lost 15 out of the last 20 now!!

    Well that’s another 94 mins I’ll never get back!

    We were the better team but Villa have got relics like Bent and Richardson and Agbonlahor couldn’t hit the proverbial cow’s arse with a banjo.

    Poor poor game and is Cabella seriously so much better than Benny? Mind you he did put in a great ball for Willo to embarrassingly miss.
    Has Willo ever scored?

    I see our free kick routines have become so much more imaginative… NOT!!! Do we have anything other than the ball to Willo at the far post. I guess it will now be the long ball to Saylor. Different day, same s–t.

    We were ok today, nothing spectacular but unless we start getting more bodies forward and come out of our shell for the whole 90 mins we are going to have a shocking GD for the 4th season running.

    Just some movement off the ball would be a start.

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  • dazzler

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    Comment #6

    He probably smiled less afterwards out of sheer embarrassment.. It was like watching honey boo boo’s retarded mam following her through her steps during those hillbilly pageants where all the children’s fathers are also their brothers

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  • optimistic prime

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Comment #7

    Pratt

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  • toonarmydownsouth

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Comment #8

    Lol wtf!

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  • kevymartins

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    Comment #9

    Did anyone hear Neil Warknock before kick off?

    He said he was with Pards yesterday and he said he’s trying to get a player in tomorrow.

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  • Kamikaze Koala

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    Comment #10

    this is a worst offence then the headbutt!!!

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  • TheToonKing

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:27 PM

    Comment #11

    Disappointing game, with some average performances. All in all we were the better team and could have won easily. Willo, Siem missed great chances. We have to start scoring the few chances we create.

    I thought Colback and Janmaat we’re really good. Although Janmaat still gets caught up the field by fast transitions.

    Also, really liking Ayoze. He seems to creat great moments and near goals in his limited time so far.

    The rest we’re really average. We have to do better.

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  • toonarmydownsouth

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:27 PM

    Comment #12

    Kevy
    Based on that we better hope it’s Ronaldo

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  • Blubber tits

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:27 PM

    Comment #13

    Telling people to lighten up when he’s the reason for the grey, dour gloom that hangs over each ‘performance’.

    Too stupid to realise he’s stupid.

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  • dazzler

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    Comment #14

    Hes probably bringing him in, pards out and warnock..dear god the humanity!

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  • dazzler

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    Comment #15

    Warnock in, even

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  • tequilamag

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    Comment #16

    It`s the end of the world . Pardew has ruined my life.I`m going to scream and scream until I am sick.
    Dear me the comments on here. Nobody likes a 00 but howay man. Everyone and his dog has said we need a new CH and a proper striker. Defence did OK today Villa had not one shot on target. Wonder where i have heard that stat before endlessly.
    Cabella was targeted for a lot of rough treatment, bit of a wakeup call for the PL for him . The most glaring thing we learned today if we needed the lesson driven home was we do not have a proper striker. It`s not Riviere game to lead the line. Poor game but we had most of the possesion and the best chances.
    Did feel sorry for Perez being hooked like that, Gouffran should have been brought off imo.

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  • toonking

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Comment #17

    maybe he has read this blog and feels sypathy for all us so has did this dance to cheer us up.

    i’ve fealt disappointed myself but this has got me more happier just watching it.

    back to football.

    we can see clearly quality footballs are unlikely to come because of higher wages and prices.

    quality managers are the same they want high wages and good money to spend too so proves it really ashley will never get a decent one because another thing about quality managers is unlike players they don’t have a selling value either.

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  • Blubber tits

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Comment #18

    Tequila

    You can join Pardew in the too stupid to recognise you’re stupid category.

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  • davetoon

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Comment #19

    to counter all the Pardew negativity, as much as it pains me… if i was managing the team today, i wouldve expected our players to put away at least one of those chances we had.

    I remember at least 3 guilt edge misses

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  • tequilamag

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Comment #20

    Blubber tits. Would you like a hanky ?

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  • davetoon

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:33 PM

    Comment #21

    .. nad would also add we never looked like conceding.

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  • toonarmydownsouth

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:36 PM

    Comment #22

    @lee_ryder: #nufc will take same squad to Gillingham as at #avfc today

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  • Tayls

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:36 PM

    Comment #23

    We are not good enough!! Dummet is ineffective going forward and got ripped to shreds by Insomnia when he had to defend but yet he keeps getting in the team?? Fair enough the new lads have to bed in, but we clearly need that spark in the team yet HBA is no one to be seen? Why?! Is it just because of Pardumbs stubbornness? If so, he has to go. He hasn’t the quality to manage to the level where Newcastle should be.

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  • toonarmydownsouth

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    Comment #24

    WHU tearing Palace apart

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  • Sazzer

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    Comment #25

    Perez was the best player for me. He deserved to start the next game until Facundo and Cisse get fully fit.

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  • Laurent Robert 32

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    Comment #26

    Ashley was controlling him there. I’m sure I saw his strings.

    Idiot. If he coached the players better, he may find Cabella wasn’t already moping in his second game. They’d be getting on with playing positive football.

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  • optimistic prime

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    Comment #27

    Pardews comment to Warnock will be utter BS.

    Planting a seed for a excuse

    “I wanted another player but it didn’t work out”

    I’m not looking foward to Gillingham as I can see our usual cup form continuing.

    Pardew has to win that game comfortably otherwise SJP will turn on him again.

    Has anyone seen a improvement over 2nd half of last season?

    The majority of our squad including all the defence except Janmatt and Cabella have spent the whole summer training with Pardew or played under him last year.

    Zero improvement anywhere on the pitch

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  • Premiership Manager

    Aug 23, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Comment #28

    2 games zero goals.

    Riviere at £6M could end up to be one of the worst buys of the season, however not all is lost as we got Perez on a free. All we need now is a manager who has the bollox to drop Riviere and start Perez.

    Still the team is looking good and Colback had a very good game. If we sell Tiote I have no worries about Colback being a more than adequate replacement however any monies received should be spent on a striker as we are still lacking a quality finisher.

    As for HBA he’s not the answer. Too ball greedy, gives away possession to easily and not a team player. His last team sold him to us for these reasons, he was dropped from the French national team for the same reasons and he’s not going to get his place at NUFC for the same reason so we might as well ship him out and get something in return for the lack of effort he’s put in. It’s as simple as that.

    We do have potential but we still need two new signings and I’m still sat on the fence regarding Pardew. The club have bought him his players and if he doesn’t deliver he’ll be walking on very thin ice and could go much quicker than many think should we not get some points under the belt before the end of September

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  • baloo

    Aug 23, 2014 at 5:30 PM

    Comment #29

    That just prooves he is a puppet.He is one slimy blowk

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  • ronjohno

    Aug 23, 2014 at 9:11 PM

    Comment #30

    Riviere never was a lone striker at Monaco and that is obviously not his game.
    Why does dumbnuts persist in trying to “convert” centre forwards into something they are not.
    These players are used to playing “football” which is something alien to that excuse of a manager who is foisted on us week after week.
    Yes I am an unashamed Pardew basher – I hate the smug git with a passion.

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  • toonbrother

    Aug 23, 2014 at 11:15 PM

    Comment #31

    this man is a joke

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  • jameskwl

    Aug 24, 2014 at 4:46 AM

    Comment #32

    A very dull games yesterday with many disappointments. Gouffran and Williamson had to horrendous miskicks in front of goal . Gouffran and Anita were terrible and yet stayed in the game for so long. Sissoko’s run and tackles were good but his passing is poor. Why do we play a lone striker up front so often which time and time again doesn’t reap any benefits. Reviere looked so lost and helpless.

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