Pardew Ready To Use “Death Stare” If Necessary


Alan Pardew has talked about one confrontation with Neil Warnock in his management career, but he has said tonight that he used his death stare at Warnock, who then backed off (phew!).

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Neil Warnock – back at Crystal Palace

We know Alan is just kidding, but we should quickly mention that if Alan does get into one more altercation on the touchline again and embarrasses the Newcastle United Football club, he will be fired immediately – it’s really as simple as that and Alan knows that’s the score.

The manager will have been left in no doubt at all about that from owner Mike Ashley on the night pf March 1st, after he head-butted David Meyler near the end of the Hull City game when we were cruising to a good win.

This is what Alan has said tonight:

“Neil knows my death-stare is better than his and he is a manager who gets emotional but, to be honest, I’ve never really had a problem with him.” “I think once at ­Sheffield United we might have had a bit of an issue. But it didn’t take me long to give him the death-stare and he backed off.”

“We all know the impact a new manager can have on a team. We found that out to our cost last season when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer came up here in his first game, with Cardiff in the cup, so that’s something we must guard against.”

“He has the experience to deal with the fact that they need to stay in the Premier League in order to grow as a club. They have had one year under their belt, and that doesn’t really count.”

“It is such an advantage to be in the Premier League at the moment with the money. I am sure they will invest, I will be looking closely at the markets in the next couple of days because I think they could buy before the game.”

“I was sad to see Tony Pulis leave, because I thought he was a good fit for Palace. It’s a shame that it broke down and now they must move on.”

“In our last two matches, Aston Villa and ­Gillingham were both very defensive and that makes it difficult for a No.9 like Manu to score when teams pack their defense. I think it will be the same on Saturday.

“I have no worries about Manu. There will be games where he gets more room, when teams get on the front foot, or when we are behind.” “That’s when I think we’ll see the best of him because he’s in good shape.”

It’s a good test tomorrow for our newly formulated  side to show up well against one of the weaker sides in the Premier League.

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The Pardew look – thought to be close to his “death stare”

Newcastle have a chance to show we are a better side than that which has picked up one point from our first two league games, but we’ll have to score at least one goal to win the game tomorrow.

That could prove difficult if we don’t take our chances – which we didn’t do in our first two games of the season.

Howay The Lads!!

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68 comments so far

  • Jeff from Benwell

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:09 PM

    Comment #1

    Great team spirit already looking forward to putting Warnock`s men to the sword well done Alan in advance
    10 Jeff from Benwell // Aug 29, 2014 at 11:08 PM

    Mocking Jack Colback’s England call-up is nothing but ignorance and stupidity from armchair fans““““WELL SAID DAILY TELEGRAPH“““THEY`MUST`READ`THIS`BLOG

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  • GeordieTwo

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:16 PM

    Comment #2

    And Alan hasn’t faced my Lettuce Leaf of Death. Beware Alsn. Show respect to other managers.

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  • jimmysmith

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:17 PM

    Comment #3

    I suppose the failure of this otherwise very good transfer window was not getting the preferred striker in early. Knowing that we needed 3-4 attackers, we’ve had to move early and in doing so know longer have room on the roster for the one player, a Remy or Lacazette we really need. Hence the unusual situation we are seeing with Chucky, who already doesn’t appear to be particularly wanted and now we are looking thin for goals and reliant on Cisse who we know has been out of sorts for basically two seasons.

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  • Average_Contents

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:22 PM

    Comment #4

    There he goes again insulting other posters on the blog without being antagonised….another knobber!

    Speaking of knobbers, teams playing defensively alan? Pot, kettle, black. Fcuking hell lmfao! Unbelievable

    I’ll give you credit there though alan for having the balls to say it

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  • Toon Tang

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:25 PM

    Comment #5

    ‘Death stare’ to be used in case the lofted ball to the back post doesn’t work again…

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  • Belfast

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:26 PM

    Comment #6

    You on the peach schnapps again Jeffrey?

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  • Toon Tang

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:29 PM

    Comment #7

    Pards’ contingency plan written on one of them flip books they make the foreigners look at before they come on as sub hahaha

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:32 PM

    Comment #8

    ..or just his normal stare then. The one he greeted Hatem with when he came back off his hols.

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:37 PM

    Comment #9

    If palace plan to sit back as well they could generate some extra revenue by renting out caravan spaces in the middle of the pitch. Or have a car boot sale. Thats what the smogs do, Mike.

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  • toon22

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:38 PM

    Comment #10

    So our hoofed balls to the back post will be going out for a goal kick on saturday.

    Willows not playing and theres just nothing they can do about it.

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  • Mister Tuff

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:39 PM

    Comment #11

    Wow this death stare stuff is serious business. Must say I don’t know how it works.
    I think Percy must have a game plan of levelling a volley of abuse at the opposition, if that doesn’t work he sticks the nut on, and if that doesn’t work -then it’s the death stare.
    Man he’s a dangerous dude!

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:39 PM

    Comment #12

    Pard Vaders Death Star. Theres an epic tale in there somewhere.

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  • Toon Tang

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:41 PM

    Comment #13

    toon22, haa like 98% of occasions then eh

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  • Toon Tang

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:42 PM

    Comment #14

    Pard Vader hahahaaaa

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  • Belfast

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:44 PM

    Comment #15

    Nope can’t see that tale skunki

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:44 PM

    Comment #16

    Cant remember being so underwhelmed by an upcoming game as this one. I have a feeling its not going to be a 7 goal thriller.

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  • Belfast

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:47 PM

    Comment #17

    Would say Percy will be under pressure if we don’t win this one.

    Think we’ll draw personally

    0-0

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:48 PM

    Comment #18

    Loic……..hhhhhhhhhh…….I am your fathers great cousin by his second marriage….hhhhhhhhhh…..

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  • stan anderson

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:48 PM

    Comment #19

    Who is gonna score a goal for us,its all about scoring goals.Cisse is not the answer whenever he comes back,I find it hard to believe we had to rely on a O/G to beat the mighty Gillingham.

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:48 PM

    Comment #20

    Y2ep a dull meaningless warnock. Draw i mean.

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  • Belfast

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:49 PM

    Comment #21

    Last on match of the day for sure skunki

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  • Tsunki

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:51 PM

    Comment #22

    It would be anyway belfast. After s# nderland. I am off to bed

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  • Mister Tuff

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:55 PM

    Comment #23

    Pard Vader/Percy Vader has probably set himself up for ridicule in the national press with his death stare mullarkey. I can now visualise pictures of him at the match with photoshopped beams coming out out his eyes -towards the opposition/his victims. They’ll have then definitely been Pardewed.

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  • jimmysmith

    Aug 29, 2014 at 11:56 PM

    Comment #24

    I think the truth of Pards on a scale of one to ten lies around around 5 to a 8 without knowing the ins and out of it all, so I’d give him a 7 because it’s the beginning of a new season and that means new hope, otherwise why bother.

    Ashley as an owner, who knows, could be a 4 or lower, could be an eight or higher. I’d give him a 5, mainly because of some of the shit stunts he’s pulled, ie Wonga, renaming the ground, Kinnear etc, Keegan, relegation, a laundry list really, although I still retain hope that this self sustaining model will ultimately do us a power of good, even if the evolution seems painstakingly slow, if that’s what is truly happening.

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  • Toon Tang

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:00 AM

    Comment #25

    Only way I can see us grabbing a goal on Sat is if Palace sign Egan in the morn. Either that or the lofted ball to the back post hits someone on the shin and rolls in accidentally…

    Any road, nowt more to add due to ‘boggle eye’. Night all

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  • Blackley and Brownlie

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:02 AM

    Comment #26

    Colback has been a Newcastle player all along and if you don’t believe me Gus, when I’m finished dealing with the warlock, I’ll give you the death stare as well and then a nut to the head, for sure.

    The stress of this job has finally made Percy flip. I was convinced of it when he started gurning and wibble wobbling at Cabella. Now this sh!t! OMG!

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  • BOOM BOOM THE 1ST

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:05 AM

    Comment #27

    Neil gets emotional? Has he ever loafed a player or pushed a ref? Emotional ha ha.

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  • Blackley and Brownlie

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:06 AM

    Comment #28

    On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say 9.5. The question of whether Percy has finally flipped his bacon.

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  • Blackley and Brownlie

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:11 AM

    Comment #29

    Jeff

    I wish Percy luck tomorrow. May the science be with him.

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  • jimmysmith

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:15 AM

    Comment #30

    “Fernando Torres cost Chelsea £50m but is to set join Milan for nothing and José Mourinho may move for Loïc Rémy”

    Guardian

    We missed our only real chance with Remy two seasons ago it appears. He seems to know his worth. If we’d have gotten him then he’d more than likely be wanting to leave now anyway. Makes you wonder where we’d be and where the owner would stand financially, given the money on offer in the game for being successful, if he’d risked a little more of his own money to hold onto Ba, Cabaye, Remy and Debuchey, who all left for better paying more ambitious clubs.

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  • dcdick

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:15 AM

    Comment #31

    Death stare……what next oh yes I know

    Pardew Out !!!

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  • Toon-Prodigy

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:26 AM

    Comment #32

    Can people not see a tongue and cheek comment even in hindsight?

    Obsessions obsessions…

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  • Laurent Robert 32

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:26 AM

    Comment #33

    “I’m a manager that likes to see goals”

    “In our last two matches, Aston Villa and ­Gillingham were both very defensive and that makes it difficult for a No.9 like Manu to score when teams pack their defense”

    This prat is absolutely delusional or just plain stupid. He makes Audley Harrison seem level headed and that is saying something.

    He doesn’t commit players forward, has no tactical movement already honed and is as defensive minded as they come. “When teams pack their defence.” He’s one of them! He has the nerve to waffle on that he’s a manager who likes to see goals.

    Can’t believe some people still take him seriously. He’s a persistent liar and/or delusional fantasist and has a dire record to boot.

    Pardew Out.

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  • NZGeordieviaAfrica

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:27 AM

    Comment #34

    If the “death stare” fails he could always just headbutt him and call him a “f#$%ing old c$%t”!

    Oh how I wish and then he’d be fired and we could bring back Shearer as manager.

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  • Toon-Prodigy

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:30 AM

    Comment #35

    Jimmy,

    This has not been a very good transfer window as we should of never been in such a clip to start with. We havn’t added the strength to march on from where we were.

    You see 9 players booling through the door and all of a sudden it’s a change in ambition. We have only replaced outgoings because we had to. The same when we were in danger of being relegated the season before last.

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  • jimmysmith

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:30 AM

    Comment #36

    “Anybody who goes to Newcastle has to be excited when they pull up there ………..” Warnock

    “St James Park the most wonderful football ground in England, with the possible exception of Anfield”. Pleat

    “My favorite ground”. Kompany

    Heard and read over the past two weeks, and the sort of thing you hear again and again. This 45 years without a trophy is now really perhaps the most remarkable and unwanted record in the game. It’s become almost endearing, quite terribly.

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  • ilovetoon8788

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:30 AM

    Comment #37

    Pardew is beginning to lose it mentally.. I believe so too. His interviews are turning into a joke. He once used to make sense, but now it’s just nonsense.

    When is he gonna go?

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  • Laurent Robert 32

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:34 AM

    Comment #38

    So this scale of 0-10 is 0=Hate and 10=Love is it for Pinocchio?

    I’m in the firm 0 camp then. No score for me because it is well past any leniency point. It was a joke to appoint him in the first place and after his fortunate season culminating in a whopping +5 goal difference of which we still looked disjointed, the lack of genuine team play was shown up for what it was, poor.

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  • jimmysmith

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:49 AM

    Comment #39

    Here’s a good example of how little attention to pay to National broadsheets coverage of the Toon.

    3rd game in a row that the Guardian has listed Ben Arfa and Guttierez among our match day subs. In the internet age, that’s the level of misinformation we’re given. Feeble, and this from my paper of choice.

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  • jimmysmith

    Aug 30, 2014 at 12:55 AM

    Comment #40

    We may be light up front for goals, but a midfield and forward line with the the guile and industry that

    ……………..Tiote……..Colback

    Cabella………DeJong……….Sissoko

    ………………….Rivierre

    can offer, would provide a stern test for any opposition, particularly at St James’.

    I particularly like the physical qualities of Rivierre.

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