Whatever team Alan Pardew was thinking of putting out tomorrow night at Crystal Palace, it will probably have to change with the sickness reported today of Tim Krul, Papiss Cisse and Yoan Gouffran.
Remy Cabella in action on Saturday
In fact Cisse was played on Saturday without being fully fit, and he also had a head cold, but he had looked so good in training that Pardew put him on the bench.
And the Senegal striker came on for the last 20 minutes and saved Newcastle and manager Pardew, with two good goals to get Newcastle a 2-2 draw.
Remy Cabella had a decent enough game on Saturday but some of our new players have to start coming through, and up till now it has all looked too much for them, as they try to get to grips with the Premier League.
This is what Alan Pardew has said about two of our new forwards who have been struggling so far this season:
“I was really pleased with Cabella. He’s such an important player for us with Siem de Jong out, and I don’t think up until now he has really produced a performance which warrants his tag, the money we have spent.¨
“But I really felt he showed the character, he showed the quality that really buoyed me, if I am honest, that has buoyed me a little bit going into the next game.”
“I feel some sympathy for Manu (Riviere) because he has had to carry the shirt and he’s not ready to carry that shirt yet full-time.¨ “It’s a shirt that is heavy and I think he has seen an example from Papiss to take that chance to make that little movement in the box.¨
“He’s only 24, Riviere, and really and truly, we have had too much responsibility on him.”
With Papiss Cisse now ruled out of the game tomorrow night, it may mean we have to play Riviere in that game, which we have to try to win and improve the terrible record Newcastle have racked up this year.
We will probably see Rob Elliot, Massadio Haidara, Mehdi Abeid and Sammy Ameobi all come into the side for tomorrow night, but the side needs to be good enough to get through the Capital One Cup tie, and that will not be easy.
Crystal Palace under new manager Neil Warnock have yet to taste defeat, and they have two draws and a great win at Everton last Saturday, since Warnock took over before the 3-3 draw with Newcastle.
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181 comments so far
Our Toon
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:26 PM
Comment #81AC
Yeah someone did say it, again I can’t remember who it was. Wish we had a function that would remind us of the daftest things fans said on here.
mag92
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:26 PM
Comment #82Arrogance is to be expected when you’re a success, but not when you’re a loser.
cyprus
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:29 PM
Comment #83How to crucify two players in one swift move 🙂
cyprus
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:31 PM
Comment #84Guys the gambling debt is an urban myth
Willing to bet on it 😉
Thump
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:39 PM
Comment #85Bloody hell @ some of the comments. ‘The King’ story is probably the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen in a while, and I’ve been on RTG!
Not even going to comment on Hutchinson’s mam’s funeral. I’d have stuck two fingers up at Pardew and went, personally.
Toon Tang
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:44 PM
Comment #86I find it pretty hard to believe that someone didn’t go to their own mothers funeral ’cause Pards said so. You would tell him to “FCUK RIGHT OFF” and then backhand him with the ‘ring hand’
dazzler
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:46 PM
Comment #87I’m sure I read a story about him at West Ham mouthing off during a team talk about being a millionaire, and talking down to his players about it? Not sure if that one was a bit made up mind..
I wonder who’s haircut he stole, had to have been Leslie Neilson’s 😛
optimistic prime
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:46 PM
Comment #88Toon tang
Without doubt.
I wouldn’t ask I’d tell them, end of story!
dazzler
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:47 PM
Comment #89Toon tang, I thought that too
dazzler
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:49 PM
Comment #90Also do the above quotes count as protecting his new players? ripping them to shreds while they are still acclimatising to the league seems like the opposite protection.
But who am I to argue with the king?
LGFUAD21
Sep 23, 2014 at 6:59 PM
Comment #91Don’t know what we’ve done to hack sky off but they just showed Chelsea and Liverpool hammering us on football gold.
Scubadivingmagpie
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:01 PM
Comment #92The idea of Pardewed being in the dictionary is great I have submitted my request.
PARDEWED – To ruin or destroy any previously recognised footballing potential in a player, tactical theory or team to the point there appears to be no team cohesion, leadership, motivation or game plan, while defensive frailties are common place and repetitive with total inability of learning from previous mistakes and a complete attacking impotence is a normality. Consecutively leading to some of the most gifted players to ever set foot on a football field lose all sense of creativity, as well as their general all round footballing ability. Having a completely undeserved sense of self worth and achievement to the point of calling yourself a winner with no evidence to back up any such claim whilst, making up absurd excuses that have affected the opposition equally or to a greater extent or blaming loyal supporters who travel round the country as willing witnesses of the item/s being Pardewed is optional.
mecannylad
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:03 PM
Comment #93If a benefactor donated £10,000 towards a campaign to relieve Pardew of his duties … and you had the final say on how it was spent.
What would you do?
dazzler
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:06 PM
Comment #94LGFUAD,
Maybe they editor is a founding member of sackpardew.com haha
Toon Tang
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:07 PM
Comment #95Scubadivingmagpie – hahaa good lad, I hope you submitted the definition as well. Would love to see that in a HB edition at some point in the near future.
Average_Contents
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:08 PM
Comment #96Someone should come up with a “king” chant about the cretin.
Imagine his fcuking face at the next match haha. I reckon it’d hit home then that we DO actually know how big his ego is and think “they REALLY don’t like me and they know about the king thing.
He’d get fcuking abused lol. Someone on here must be going palace tomorrow, chant it all game.
welshgeordie9
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:09 PM
Comment #9728WestOzMag // Sep 23, 2014 at 7:32 AM
Ethio your a joke i dont like you too. Ive never liked you You talk crap non stop blah blah. You can join the list with other shit talkers like jeff from benwell and welshgeordie.
Ha ha ha
What a first class muppet.
Average_Contents
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:11 PM
Comment #98Obviously get a chant first 😉
Average_Contents
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:13 PM
Comment #99Scuba
Excellently put 😀
dazzler
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:13 PM
Comment #100The telegraph is reporting that jonas’ cancer has spread 🙁
welshgeordie9
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:14 PM
Comment #101Average
I know you don’t answer my posts but I’m going to ask you anyway, are you coming down here to the liberty soon.
welshgeordie9
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:27 PM
Comment #102i take that as a no then average, it’s nice to talk isn’t it.
Toon Tang
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:28 PM
Comment #103Daz, ahh gutted if thats true mate
MidlandsMag
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:28 PM
Comment #104Tinman @ 36
Krul may not need to be rested but he can’t get injured if he doesn’t play
dazzler
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:30 PM
Comment #105Toon tang,
I know, there’s no direct quote from him saying it like, just that it has spread and goes into a rehash of what everyone already knew.
Sickening if it has spread. Seems like a complete gentleman as well. Get well soon, Jonas
Frank pingles come sock
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:35 PM
Comment #106He thinks he’s the king
He thinks he’s the kiiiinnnngggg
Alan pardew he thinks he’s the king
Magpie Myles
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:36 PM
Comment #107Daz, I think the telegraph reported that about a week ago. It’s really sad for jonas but he’s going through some intense chemo at the moment, I’m sure he will pull through. He’s always been a fighter!
Average_Contents
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:36 PM
Comment #108Dazzler
I think that was from before the hull match and read it too. Like you said it doesn’t actually say if it’s spread just what’s been said before.
Hope it hasn’t spread like 🙁
Toon Tang
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:39 PM
Comment #109Daz, ya right mate one of the good lads definitely. Ive slated him in the past for certain performances but you dont wish this on anyone eh. Get well soon Jonas.
Toon Tang
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:48 PM
Comment #110Sang to Travis – ‘Sing’
Pards if you’re king, king, king, king, king, king
Why? the tactics you bring don’t mean a thing
Unless you win, win, win, win
welshgeordie9
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:49 PM
Comment #111There’s only one big team playing tonight and they are playing at home at the liberty stadium.
JACK ARMY
catchy in norway
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:52 PM
Comment #112how can you not laugh at this
HBA
“The manager told me I had to score more and get more assists for everybody’s confidence – the supporters, the players and him. I said ‘Okay, but I have to play.’
welshgeordie9
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:52 PM
Comment #113Stand up if you love pardew
Stand up if you love pardew
Stand up if you love pardew
Or
Pardew for England
Pardew for England
Pardew for England
welshgeordie9
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:53 PM
Comment #114Only joking don’t start chucking your toys out of the pram now.
Toon Tang
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:57 PM
Comment #115Tactics doesn’t fit in the verse I wrote, I’ve just listened to it back with the song.
Maybe swap tactics with brand (as in brand of footy not SD, although SD would work also)
Am I over thinking this?
Toon Tang
Sep 23, 2014 at 7:59 PM
Comment #116Pards if you’re king, king, king, king, king, king
Why? the brand you bring don’t mean a thing
Unless you win, win, win, win
That fits perfect with this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYO1-gGWJyo
Scubadivingmagpie
Sep 23, 2014 at 8:13 PM
Comment #117What about taking the tune of YMCA by the village people and replacing it with this…you need to stretch a couple of words but is’s workable:
Pardew, you make us feel down.
I said, Pardew, you are just a clown.
I said, Pardew, you’ve given us a frown
you made us allll unnnhappy.
Pardew, we’ve got a dream.
I said, Pardew, it’s that you leave our team.
You can get sacked, and I’m sure you will find
the Toon will have a good time.
Ashley end Pardews stay
Ashley end Pardews stay
we have plenty players, for us to enjoy,
there’s better managers for you to employ
Ashley end Pardews stay
Ashley end Pardews stay
You can get rid of him, you can have a good meal,
imagine how good we’d all feel…
Mr Ashley, are you listening to me?
I said, Ashley, do you like what you see?
I said, Ashley, you can make real our dreams.
But you got to do this one thing!
Pardew he thinks he’s a king.
I said, Pardew, we’re sick of your rambling,
Mr Ashley, please make him go away
Mr Ashley please sack him today.
Ashley end Pardews stay
Ashley end Pardews stay
we have plenty players for us to enjoy,
there’s better managers for to employ
Ashley end Pardews stay
Ashley end Pardews stay
You can get rid of him, you can have a good meal,
imagine how good we’d all feel…
Pardew, finishing fifth is old news.
you have, us down and out with the blues.
there is no man, wants you in the job.
you don’t know how to manage the squad …
Some one have a word with Ashley,
Tell him , make pardew, take a walk up the street.
Mr Ashley make him go away
Mr Ashley please sack him today
Ashley end Pardews stay
Ashley end Pardews stay
we have plenty players for us to enjoy,
there’s better managers for to employ
Pardews not king….you’ll find he ruined everything.
Pardew, Pardew, you have us all down.
Pardew, Pardew, get out of our ground.
Pardews not king….you’ll find he ruined everything.
Pardew, Pardew, you have us all down.
Pardew, Pardew, get out of our ground.
Pardews not king….you’ll find he ruined everything.
Pardew, Pardew, you have us all down.
Pardew, Pardew, get out of our ground.
Average_Contents
Sep 23, 2014 at 8:15 PM
Comment #118Toon tang
That’s far too complicated for us toon supporters mate, especially on matchday when we are all half cut 😉
stuart no9
Sep 23, 2014 at 8:17 PM
Comment #119For some one who doesn’t criticise his players , pardew s doing a canny job on cabella . Telling him he’s not the money they paid for him at the minute will fill the lad full of confidence eh .and rivi , too young to be wearing the shirt at 24. . 24 ? Again blaming the players for the crap pardew is producing. But then again I still think we should give pardew a bit more time , I mean , he is still learning his trade bless him and he’s still only 53 !!!!!!!
toonarmydownsouth
Sep 23, 2014 at 8:18 PM
Comment #120LGFUAD
Tbf if they show any of our games over the last 2 seasons 8/10 it will show us getting hammered 🙁