Video – This Is “Big” Chance Newcastle Have Against Gunners


Newcastle have almost no chance in tomorrow’s game at home to Arsenal against the strong north London side – with the Gunners in-form and having won their last five Premier league games – and they are now only one point behind second placed Manchester City – so they’ll be going all out for 3 points tomorrow.

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Jim Carey – his chances were a million to one – he was delighted

Arsenal are odds-on favorites for this game and will have very little chance of winning it, and very little chance of even scoring a goal, having only managed one goal in our last four games, while conceding 9 goals.

The very low chance of success tomorrow reminds us of that scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carey asks the girl if he has a chance with her.

Well Newcastle’s chances of winning are around 5/1,  so that’s a lot better than a million to one – so hey lads – let’s be upbeat for a result tomorrow – even a win?

Certainly nobody is expecting it – so here’s your big chance.

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225 comments so far

  • cyprus

    Mar 20, 2015 at 6:56 PM

    Comment #1

    Ed,
    beat you to it mate, look back at my previous post 😉

    “In Dumb and Dumber, Jim asked if he had a chance to date this girl. She replied, well, one in a million, and he said, triumphantly, ‘yes, there is a chance’!

    Same tomorrow 🙂 “

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 6:57 PM

    Comment #2

    I’d sue him Cyprus.

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    Comment #3

    That’s just creepy.

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  • cyprus

    Mar 20, 2015 at 6:59 PM

    Comment #4

    🙂 ‘Alrighty then’, as he said in… was it the pet detective?

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  • cyprus

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:01 PM

    Comment #5

    Maybe I am Ed, mixing in with the mortals? Have you considered that Ibiza?

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  • dantoon85

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:01 PM

    Comment #6

    Start cabella tomorrow because “nobody messes with the do!”

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  • firebug666

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM

    Comment #7

    cyprus

    The psychic Cyprus, 😀 OK Ok I get it Lets get Jim Carey for Head Coach, or is the Ace Ventura?

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM

    Comment #8

    Cyprus IS Ed…!

    They ALWAYS forget who they are posting as in the end….:)

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    Comment #9

    Oooh…that’s another one….
    Spooky!

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    Comment #10

    Cyrpus…I did consider that and the fact you may have posted it on the last thread just to throw us off when posting the article and then I thought, do I care that much? 🙂

    Alrighty then was indeed from Ace Ventura.

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  • croftus5678

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:05 PM

    Comment #11

    meh ofc we should have bought players and even if they do recruit for next season we will still be lucky to have a decent quality starting 11 even if we do and we dont let any go !

    krull/jan/siss/siem/rolando/cisse/cabella are imo argueably the only ones worthy of pushing us into europe.

    hairdryer/perez/colback/abied/sammy worth keeping as squad players and lescalles has to jump straight into cb if 2 cb’s are not bought which is very highly doubtfull.

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:05 PM

    Comment #12

    Oh dear, this is far too much.

    Can someone please just confirm that I’m me at least?

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  • firebug666

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:07 PM

    Comment #13

    At least I’m still me, just checked in the mirror.

    Wonder who I will be after we get thrashed tomorrow?

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:10 PM

    Comment #14

    firebug…The mirror! Genius. Be right back.

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  • John Tudor

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:11 PM

    Comment #15

    piccolo pete

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:13 PM

    Comment #16

    Well that was disturbing, but I’m pretty sure I am indeed me.

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  • firebug666

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:18 PM

    Comment #17

    Ibiza

    Your right, the mirror was not a good idea, I’ll be having nightmares for weeks now.

    Damn you reality!

    Oh wait…. I was saving that for after the match.

    On that subject, yes I believe we will get thrashed tomorrow, but I am open to a shock, maybe he has a couple of the youngster up his sleeves that will come on and turn the game around for us.

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  • welshgeordie9

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:18 PM

    Comment #18

    Reguarding Dumb and Dumber those two are my role models.

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:18 PM

    Comment #19

    Yikes!

    I was Clint Eastwood, Rodney Dangerfield and Mel Gibson for a few secs…….

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  • welshgeordie9

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:19 PM

    Comment #20

    Anyway 2-0 win against arsenal tomorrow, i can feel it in my water.

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:23 PM

    Comment #21

    firebug…A surprise performance / result is really the best we can hope for.

    That’s what it’s all about though!

    BandB…Sounds like an interesting few seconds.

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  • firebug666

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:24 PM

    Comment #22

    BandB

    Those are posters on your wall not a mirror. 😀

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:25 PM

    Comment #23

    Ibizatoon,

    Casper the Friendly Ghost.

    Did your Auntie Bea not take you to see it?

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  • MacToon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:27 PM

    Comment #24

    B&B, did you catch my earlier post to you? Not that important just “spooky”, seems to be the theme for the day.

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:28 PM

    Comment #25

    BandB…Not my Auntie B, but I did see it.

    I’m still missing something, I guess that was a quote then?

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:29 PM

    Comment #26

    Mac,

    I replied on thread. It is spooky.

    Start cultivating Easy.

    Your secrets will be safe with him.

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  • welshgeordie9

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:29 PM

    Comment #27

    BandB

    Are you sure it was them and not victor meldrew, just a thought like.

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:31 PM

    Comment #28

    Ibizatoon

    Honestly!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCcpOk5ni80

    Squelchy,

    Drop dead.

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  • welshgeordie9

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:34 PM

    Comment #29

    What’s the magic word.

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:34 PM

    Comment #30

    BandB

    Is that you at the end?

    Snicker, oink, gobble, snort.

    Just thought I’d beat you too it, you predictable nitwit.

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:35 PM

    Comment #31

    Sorry,

    I forget the magic word.

    Drop dead NOW!

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  • Ibizatoon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:38 PM

    Comment #32

    BandB…Looks like that’s my night sorted then 🙂

    If I ever create a new username for the blog “Snicker, oink, gobble, snort” is a top choice. Hope that hasn’t given it away…

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  • welshgeordie9

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:39 PM

    Comment #33

    There you are that wasn’t hard now was it, show some respect.

    Ha ha ha

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  • MacToon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:39 PM

    Comment #34

    Ah got it. Douglas appears less biased and an easy ryder of the storm but the chrony is now back to waste of space, unfortunately.

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  • Jeff from Benwell

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:39 PM

    Comment #35

    magicmac /

    There is still hope for tomorrows game, yes thats correct they are= No Hope, and Bob Hope

    YOU FORGOT WESTERHOPE FFS !!!!!

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:45 PM

    Comment #36

    And Burn Hope Field.

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  • Jeff from Benwell

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:48 PM

    Comment #37

    Mmm —– really it has to end in Hope.
    Nevermind young’un – valiant effort – (pats her head absentmindedly)

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  • BandB

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:56 PM

    Comment #38

    Mac,

    I don’t understand Easy Ryder.

    Miles Stanforth at the Shields Gazette gets exactly the same stuff from the club without humping its leg.

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  • MacToon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:58 PM

    Comment #39

    Same farcical ticketing issues for Arsenal game as the Manc match but it’s getting worse.
    Rip off the Toon faithful or discount elsewhere to get bums on seats!.

    http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/must-read-mike-ashley-ticket-scandal-at-newcastle-united/

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  • Our Toon

    Mar 20, 2015 at 7:58 PM

    Comment #40

    Raylor at RB? Oh dear, would prefer Satka

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