More Absolute Nonsense From Carver – We’re Doomed


We were scared in case this happened, and John Carver seems to have been at it again saying some ridiculous things which can only embarrass Newcastle United, and maybe embarrass his players as well.

We’ll not even mention the fans.

john carver at man city 5-0

John Carver – I’m the best coach in Premier League

For a guy who has the following record and has lost eight games in a row – he is not the best coach in the Premier League – but that’s what he’s said today.

CompetitionPlayedWonDrawnLostGFGAGDPoints
League1934121835-1713
FA Cup100101-1
Overall2034131836-1813

This is some of what John Carver has said in his press conference:

“I still think I’m the best coach in the Premier League.” “I have got the backing of Mike Ashley and Lee Charnley and that is enough.”

“West Brom are very well organised and a threat at set-plays (oh no!!!!)  but we need to win the game and have to find a way to do that.”

“It has been a tough period but I have a spring in my step and am ready to go for the next three games.”

This quote will go around the national press and maybe around the world, and John Carver is showing himself up once again – and showing up the Newcastle United club too.

And that quote about having the backing of Ashley and Charnley and that’s enough is a thinly veiled shot at what Newcastle fans think – most of whom wanted him fired last Sunday – 94% in our poll.

He should have been fired last Sunday – and now we are doomed.

With stupid comments like today’s – do you really wonder why the players have given up on him and are probably laughing at him behind his back.

John has few leadership abilities and keeps talking about himself.

We had expected that Mike Ashley and/or Lee Charnley had talked to him about some of his previous stupid comments – but we guess not.

Did I say we were doomed?

If we lose again on Saturday Carver needs to be fired, because decisive action will be necessary if Ashley wants to save the club from relegation.

But it’s all probably too late now – unless Sunderland can lose their last four games and help us out.


43 comments so far

  • 2_goal_tino

    May 7, 2015 at 2:14 PM

    Comment #1

    No need for a poll… The Chronicle already has a poll up, just go there to vote and see what the fans want….
    http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-fans-not-heeding-calls-9200342?

    FYI – 58% say ‘Back the team to the hilt’, 28% say ‘Continue boycott’, 12% ‘Protest against the regime [in the stadium], 2% ‘Business as usual’

    And I was one of those who said ‘Back the team to the hilt’

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  • Catchy's Pet Lip

    May 7, 2015 at 2:15 PM

    Comment #2

    Certified idiot.

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  • John Tudor

    May 7, 2015 at 2:15 PM

    Comment #3

    wow really

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  • Ibizatoon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:16 PM

    Comment #4

    Hello again readers of Ed’s blog,

    Are the boycotts and protests a good thing or a bad thing?

    There’s a view that the protests should now stop and we should get behind the team as it battles relegation.
    That’s the appeal of an open letter attributed to Captain Colo.

    And there is a view that the protests have been so successful that the club is desperate to stop them, hoping they can claim to have proved once and for all that fan protests don’t work. Therefore the protests against Mike Ashley’s ownership and stewardship of the club should continue.

    It’s a hot topic. Hot enough that HWTF thinks it deserves a blog poll on the issue.
    The call has generated a lot of responses so far, some enthusiastic, and others with reservations.

    We’re asking you to post the following in a single box:

    “Give us a poll Ed”

    We want a poll. Do you think the protests should stop? Yes or No.

    Let’s hear what the fans think.
    We want to conclude this with a Poll Petition to Ed this evening. Please support us.

    Howay the fans.

    #HWTFNUFC

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  • MrMojoRisin76

    May 7, 2015 at 2:16 PM

    Comment #5

    Repost
    Ignore Blackley,he doesn’t go to games,he just likes to pretend he does to give him a sense of self importance because he is sad.If he did go he could take some pics and send them to Ibiza as proof but that won’t happen.

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  • Belfast

    May 7, 2015 at 2:17 PM

    Comment #6

    Said a few days ago his press conference should be cancelled because he’ll say something really stupid.

    There you have it !

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  • John Tudor

    May 7, 2015 at 2:17 PM

    Comment #7

    it will he is going saturday

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  • John Tudor

    May 7, 2015 at 2:18 PM

    Comment #8

    wet cake pmsl

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  • Belfast

    May 7, 2015 at 2:18 PM

    Comment #9

    Hi Ibiza

    I have a great idea why not do the poll yourself ? ask the question and count the replies.

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  • Ibizatoon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:20 PM

    Comment #10

    Sorry, finger slipped, cut and pasted all over the place.

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  • Ibizatoon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:22 PM

    Comment #11

    Belfast…You’re earnt a good sit down after that idea mate. Don’t tire yourself out 😉

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  • Obertan's better than Messi

    May 7, 2015 at 2:22 PM

    Comment #12

    Bet he stays in the dugout after the first three go in … @ around the ten minute mark?

    #ASHLEYOUT

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  • Rainrix

    May 7, 2015 at 2:23 PM

    Comment #13

    Ibiza… Seriously though just use surveymonkey and make one yourself and link it in the comments, I’m in serious doubts that eds going to make one.

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  • John Tudor

    May 7, 2015 at 2:24 PM

    Comment #14

    best coach where his wheels and seats nob’ed

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  • kevymartins

    May 7, 2015 at 2:24 PM

    Comment #15

    Haha carver is comical like. But I dont blame him lmao I just can’t blame him because the fact is he should not be in this position. When pards left someone should have been brought in so its Ashley’s or charnleys fault. Let’s face it if we hada brought any sort of decent manager in even bloody redknapp they would have been smart enough to park the bus 11 defenders couple points vs lecister an that job done safety but nope complete opposite.

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  • Zero

    May 7, 2015 at 2:24 PM

    Comment #16

    Blackley and Brownlie // May 7, 2015 at 2:01 PM

    Zero
    Is it your site? Are you claiming it now?

    You lot have slagged off Ed enough, I should be suggesting you join an official MAOC site where you can talk to like minded folk all day and high five until your hearts content.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA, well well well now!

    1) never claimed it was my site, nor do I ever take part in authority over said site.
    2) I am a simple Nufc fan who likes (surprisingly) to talk and discuss the club, I do find it tiresome to say the least to engage or see others engaging people whom are simply trying to argue for argues sake.
    3) I have never slagged Ed off… my only complaints have been when the virus’ took over the site and the constant redirections on the mobile version from some time ago… I may, just may have been a naughty boy and made a statement asking Ed to stop posting about players we are linked with… but this was a low point in my blogging time…
    4) You should be suggesting that 80-90% of the blog should leave… well now should I ask… is it your site… is that what your claiming!

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  • Ibizatoon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    Comment #17

    Rainrix…I believe in Ed. He loves a poll.

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  • TheToonKing

    May 7, 2015 at 2:27 PM

    Comment #18

    best coach in the premier league….. is this guy drinking ? he looks and talks like he is.

    god or whoever is out there, we need saving.

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  • thejokethatisnufc

    May 7, 2015 at 2:27 PM

    Comment #19

    Carver is the ultimate clown at the Newcastle circus

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  • Mint

    May 7, 2015 at 2:27 PM

    Comment #20

    Its just more hilarious each week. Can we get a banner made with his saying that and his 8 losses in a row record underneath?
    😀

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  • dok - the horrid colonial

    May 7, 2015 at 2:28 PM

    Comment #21

    thought kevy would be at his new blog, where no one is, or has, a prick

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  • Rainrix

    May 7, 2015 at 2:29 PM

    Comment #22

    Ibiza… Unless its something ahem “edgy” as you’re suggesting. 🙂

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  • Ibizatoon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:29 PM

    Comment #23

    Breaking News: Chelsea look set to swap Jose Mourinho with Newcastles John Carver as he is the best coach in the league.

    Bad times for Newcastle fans.

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  • dok - the horrid colonial

    May 7, 2015 at 2:30 PM

    Comment #24

    rain, hows the island? since blackley is telling all us to leave the blog, can we all come to visit it? 🙂

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  • GloucesterGeordie

    May 7, 2015 at 2:30 PM

    Comment #25

    Just watched PL Legends:Alan Shearer on Sky Sports 1 and it really hits home the sad state of affairs the club finds itself in now. The most notable thing I saw was the difference in the crowd at St James, the passion, noise and unity of the fans in the short clips shows how far we’ve fallen and how separated the fans are from the club. Have me goosebumps watching it but almost brings me to tears realising what we are now

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  • thejokethatisnufc

    May 7, 2015 at 2:30 PM

    Comment #26

    Carver is a c*ck

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  • Ibizatoon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:30 PM

    Comment #27

    Rainrix….Edgy? I would argue it’s “relevant”.

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  • Thump

    May 7, 2015 at 2:31 PM

    Comment #28
  • Zero

    May 7, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    Comment #29

    Carver is the best coach in the league… at losing…

    Everyone could start singing ”Simply the best” at the game… would be rather amusing… do you think all that singing would get the players going…

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  • Rainrix

    May 7, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    Comment #30

    dok…. Im afraid i must have missed this bit of crack. Are us dissidents not allowed on anymore? I approve of your name change btw 🙂

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  • Ibizatoon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:33 PM

    Comment #31

    Thump… He is indeed. I’ve just found a clip of Ashley watching from the sidelines of the press conference….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8vVk4_n2Q

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  • Belfast

    May 7, 2015 at 2:33 PM

    Comment #32

    Where is this other blog Kevy ?

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  • kevymartins

    May 7, 2015 at 2:35 PM

    Comment #33

    @dok speaking off I’m heading there now. Just check up on Eds every once in a while see what’s going on same old crap people like ruddy/ciaran being arrogant and pathetic but have been using the other one for about year an a half now must say can’t complain ???? ????

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  • Our Toon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:36 PM

    Comment #34

    Still think your support matters when the idiot comes out with crap like I’m the best coach in the league….which he then follows up with “if given the right tools”

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  • MrMojoRisin76

    May 7, 2015 at 2:39 PM

    Comment #35

    Homer Simpson gives his opinion on Carvers claim

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCy6MGOVfw

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  • Obertan's better than Messi

    May 7, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    Comment #36

    Oh dear … next he’ll be getting the player’s names mixed up.

    … then he has all the qualifications needed to be promoted to Director of Football.

    #ASHLEYOUT

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  • jadder58

    May 7, 2015 at 3:01 PM

    Comment #37

    WOW, best coach in the league ! f@@k me , I think he needs
    one of those special jackets with the buckles at the back and a nice cozy little room with padded wallpaper .

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  • Charlietoon

    May 7, 2015 at 3:41 PM

    Comment #38

    They had a big crowd supporting the team to the hilt every year and the club did nothing with it. Now some fans have finally lost patience and the club are blaming it on the fans without ever acknowledging that it was their fault to begin. Carver is just another JK. Way to tell everyone your players are crap and you don’t believe in them.

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  • magpiefifer

    May 7, 2015 at 4:23 PM

    Comment #39

    Will someone gag this embarrassing man!?
    His record as coach is bad enough but to add insult with the garbage coming out of his mouth is too much.
    When will the pain and embarrassment of being a Toon fan end!?

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  • lochinvar

    May 7, 2015 at 4:49 PM

    Comment #40

    Loony Toons !

    Just need an appearance by Betty Boop and Roger Rabbit and we have a full house of certifiable idiots running the show.

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