What Happens At 5:00pm On Sunday?

There’s just no way that Mike Ashley will be attending the game at St. James’ Park on Sunday, which could end up seeing us relegated, and if that happens heaven knows what the reaction will from the Newcastle fans – but it wouldn’t be good and fans are already completely fed up with things at Newcastle, and are yearning for a change.

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Ashley and Charnley – another fine mess you got us into

It would be good news if we are safe even if we are beaten by West Ham, which is what out readers think will happen on Sunday.

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Only one in  six think we can win the game and save ourselves.

The majority of fans think we will be relegated on Sunday.

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If we do survive we will be the luckiest club in England,  because we have done everything wrong this year and John Carver has been a disaster as head coach – yet in an article by Lee Ryder today in the Chronicle Lee suggests that Carver could still be given the job permanently.

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We are just recovering from the deep depression we immediately entered after reading that.

How could Newcastle possibly appoint John Carver after he nearly took the club down with his absolutely hopeless record?

Well OK – that’s right – it would be consistent with the other stupid decisions the Newcastle hierarchy have made in the last six months.

Talk of relegation being a good thing is simply daft – there’s nothing good about being relegated – and there’s general agreement that it would be much more difficult for the club to make a quick return, if we do go down.

Last time we had some loyal players who wanted to stay under Chris Hughton, and vowed to get Newcastle back, but our top players today only want to leave the club as quickly as possible this summer.

And that’s if we are still a PL club, never mind if we are a Championship side.

The image we had when that final whistle blew six years ago and we lost 1-0 at Villa Park was Alan Shearer walking around Villa Park in a complete daze, and trying to speak to reporters when he seemed to be on another planet, such was his shock and dismay.

And fans at the game  were seen to be crying with those images being sent around the world – and some of our readers here in the US,  have said that’s the reason they started  to support Newcastle United – because of the passion on display on May 24th, 2009 at Villa Park.

There will be fans crying if we are relegated on Sunday too.

If we do survive on Sunday at 5:00 pm it will be good news, that we didn’t get what we so richly deserved,  and it could be a new beginning for the club – we hope it will be a new beginning for the club.

If we are relegated it could be a complete disaster,  and this time we could go the way of Leeds United did in 2002 and even go down to the third division – especially if Carver is made the new head coach – he will never be good enough to manage Newcastle.

Let’s just hope Manchester United don’t lose at Hull on Sunday, because we just cannot see how we can win on Sunday after 12 weeks without a win.

What do you think?

16 comments so far

  • Toon Tang

    May 22, 2015 at 9:04 AM

    Comment #1

    Mike Ashley will no doubt eat something around that time. Maybe sacrifice a small child?

    %pm might even be sleepy time for him, who knows…

  • Toon Tang

    May 22, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    Comment #2


  • theartfuldodger

    May 22, 2015 at 9:11 AM

    Comment #3

    Thats it…The writing is on the wall

    Llambias, Leach and McLaren…

    The last time Llambias left Pardew said Ashley wanted a football person..hence JFK

    Irving has been forced out by the looks of it. Charnley is next.

    Carver will stay on in the coaching team as he has played himself as the victim (unless we are relegated)

    And roll on the 2015-16 season..

    Are we all still looking forward to staying up ?

  • Sir Braveheart

    May 22, 2015 at 9:13 AM

    Comment #4

    I’ll either be drinking myself into the depths of despair because we’re relegated


    Drinking myself into the depths of despair because we’re staying up and its another year of Ashley ownership.

    Either way the guy who runs the local off licence is happy.

  • Ron Knee

    May 22, 2015 at 9:19 AM

    Comment #5

    “There will be fans crying if we are relegated on Sunday too.”
    Not me!

  • kimbo

    May 22, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    Comment #6

    I will be watching Sky broadcasting around the world pictures of Geordies crying at ST James`Park. The whole of the world will be laughing at us. Then I will take off my Black&White strip with Wonga on and go in the back garden and burn it.
    Then NUFC does not exist until Ashley has gone.

  • Lost Plot

    May 22, 2015 at 9:27 AM

    Comment #7

    I can’t see the future .. U look at Man U, Chelsea, Southampton, Liverpool who are run by top guys .. Even we can see where and who they be investing in to make em be forces to compete

    We need new everything from comfort socks, training regime & tactics, leadership responsibilities, carver out, bale in along with Harry Kane & robin

    There’s always this coming season to focus on

  • lochinvar

    May 22, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    Comment #8

    His man servant Chanley won’t wake him when its still daylight and at 5pm it wont’ yet be dark enough to brush his fangs and put on his cloak.

    However when the dark clouds have blotted out the sun over SJP and dusk approaches I would suggest that you carry some garlic and holy water with you and possibly a large stake and I’m not talking sirloin.

  • GallowgateGeordie67

    May 22, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    Comment #9

    I think that Newcastle will win comfortably and all panics will be over – no dark clouds, no child sacrifice.

    It’s not Carvers fault that we didnt sign any players in January

  • Jail for Ashley

    May 22, 2015 at 9:36 AM

    Comment #10

    Wtf is a grown man/woman doing with a w@nga top in the first place.

  • kimbo

    May 22, 2015 at 9:41 AM

    Comment #11

    In response to Jail for Ashley, I am sorry to say it was an unwanted birthday present.

  • hibbit

    May 22, 2015 at 9:45 AM

    Comment #12

    kimbo you should burn it anyway DONT WEAR WONGA ashley out

  • geordiemark

    May 22, 2015 at 9:49 AM

    Comment #13

    I will return when mike Ashley sells up and goes back where he belongs, he should have stuck to his tacky sports shop he deserves everything he gets from the fans and just watch how the season ticket sales go good old mike watch how the tacky sports crap shop goes with sales in the north east you think you had problems at rangers we haven’t even started with you yet, relegation if it gets rid of him am all for it

  • kimbo

    May 22, 2015 at 9:57 AM

    Comment #14

    People who will go to the Match on Sunday:

    West Ham fans
    Old blokes who always talk about JACKIE MILBOURRRRN
    Nine year old kids on a day out who look at the roof
    Ashley lovers and Carvers family

  • GallowgateGeordie67

    May 22, 2015 at 10:00 AM

    Comment #15


    I see what you did there:


  • widowmagandapoke

    May 22, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    Comment #16

    Although deep down I know the club (not the supporters) deserve to be relegated. I hope we are not. Having said that, if I were to be writing the script, I woul have both NUFC andHull lose. Giving Asley the squeakiest bum and biggest wake up call of his career.


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