Shearer Still Looks Fit And Trim – Sign Him Up – Video


Here is a tweet sent out by show-off Alan Shearer showing him hitting a chair pver the swimming pool – we assume he aimed at it – but Alan looks rally trim and fit – sign him up!!

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130 comments so far

  • expatmag

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:13 PM

    Comment #1

    And the next thread please

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  • WWSBRD

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:18 PM

    Comment #2

    Ibiza
    From, now a few, threads back

    It is making the best of a bad situation, I hope SM can prove to be better than Pardew and give us better football to watch

    As for hoping Ashley has suddenly completely changed his aim for the club and now wants to win something, thats not for me bud. Good luck with it but ur setting urself up for another fall

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  • Novocastrian66

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:19 PM

    Comment #3

    He wasn’t too confident. The famous right arm wasn’t raised until it landed.

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  • optimistic prime

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    Comment #4

    BandB

    I was still foaming that AO had cancelled protest so Ashley’s lip service was a waste of his breath.

    What people need to realise is Ashley only gave a toss about the fans or the 12th man when he needed them to try and save his investment.

    I’m happy that the coaching staff seems to have been upgraded but I’ll be even happier if the protests start again with increased vigour once the season starts.

    Ashley out

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  • Ibizatoon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:24 PM

    Comment #5

    Yo…All due respect, I’m not setting myself up for anything.

    I could say you’re merely accepting whatever it is he throws at us and trying to find the good bits.

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  • BandB

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:25 PM

    Comment #6

    OP

    There is rather a lot of “ho ho ho, I wasn’t fooled.” going on.
    You could argue that those who go from that to “has hasn’t promised us anything, therefore I laugh at fools who think they can” are the real mugs.
    Weren’t the protests about saying we were sick of being mislead and weren’t going to take it anymore?

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  • Bri

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    Comment #7

    Lesh
    Yes you would think the club was penniless and i’ve gotta be honest if i was someone like C. Austin i wouldn’t sign for us,not the way this club is run.

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  • Jib

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    Comment #8

    One of the more stupid claims is that Ashley gave the interview to stop protests in the ground
    He gave the interview 36 minutes before kickoff so how could the fans at SJP ( or heading that way ) possibly see it ?
    DOH

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  • BandB

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:28 PM

    Comment #10

    Have you had a fall Ibizatoon?
    When did that happen?
    You okay?
    Keith didn’t drop you did he….?

    With friends like these……

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  • Ibizatoon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:29 PM

    Comment #11

    He didn’t give the interview to signal a new day at NUFC.

    He didn’t do it stop the protests.

    He didn’t do it to lie, as he didn’t actually say anything.

    I guess he was just bored and fancied a chat then?

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  • BandB

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    Comment #12

    I’m not making that argument Jib.
    Show me where I am.
    Is this going to be like when you said The Mirror hadn’t said Austin was a done deal…..

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  • Ibizatoon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    Comment #13

    BandB…Actually, I have been to the doctors today. Ear infection. Not sure Bishop had anything to do with it mind.

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  • WWSBRD

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:35 PM

    Comment #14

    Ibiza
    U arent setting urself up for anything but u believe that the club intends to change because of Ashley’s interview? Now am not following u mate haha

    I think nothing will change until Ashley leaves

    BandB
    I didnt say Id laugh at those who believed Ashley I just wont feel bad for them when it all happens again

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  • croftus5678

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:37 PM

    Comment #15

    its a catch 22 situation as always for us fans imo !

    we have our youth players who can do a job for us but they tend to be better than our pro contract players !

    no one wants those high wage not as good as the youth players but we are stuck with them as they have to run down their contract and theres no way ashley will pay their contracts up to release them when theres the slightest chance ashley could claw a bit of money out of a sale if they do perform ok for a game or 2 to convince a team to bid for them !

    and !!!! by the time the avg pro players contracts have run out we now have several over age youth players who can now do a job wanting a squad number and needing to be sold before we can make room for a quality first team player !

    and round and round we go on the ashley merry go round.

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  • BandB

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:38 PM

    Comment #16

    WWSBRD

    I didn’t say you did.
    Different conversation.
    For the king of the mistimed pounce, you need to look elsewhere 🙂

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  • Jib

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:39 PM

    Comment #17

    BandB
    Calm down dear
    Have a look at my post , I didn’t mention you

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  • Our Toon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    Comment #18

    Jib

    We have something called mobile phones, social media and countless other ways in which information gets passed back and forward. Example, I was in Hong Kong when Ashley announced to the UK viewers of his apparent intent, I finished my meeting 10 mins before kick off and went off to watch the game. When my meeting finished I have at least 17 text messages from friends and family telling me about Ashley’s interview.

    I had over 300 WhatsApp messages discussing Ashley’s interview even from non toon fans. To think fans wouldn’t hear of it is naive and some what daft buddy!!

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  • WWSBRD

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:41 PM

    Comment #19

    BandB
    Ah sorry, am far to used to thinly veiled jabs haha I retract my comment

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  • Our Toon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:42 PM

    Comment #20

    In my opinion the interview was given to cover his own back as he thought we were going down, he would have needed the fans more than ever if we got relegated. It was a PR stunt and it worked a treat for Ashley.

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  • WWSBRD

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:42 PM

    Comment #21

    Ibiza
    Out of curiosity why do u think Ashley gave that interview?

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  • optimistic prime

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:42 PM

    Comment #22

    BandB

    I stopped going to matches due to being lied to and misled, the protest were something else.
    For me they were about I’ve had enough and want Ashley out, no amount of false promises on his part were ever going to change that.

    I’m not happy to wait and see, I’d rather have turned up with a couple hundred and protested outside the FF.

    We’ve seen everything we were ever going to see from Ashley over the last 8years, I’d say it’s a mugs game to expect any change.

    As far as I’m concerned it’s to little to late from Ashley, if we got to a cup final I’d still hold a Ashley out banner up.

    Some people may say that would make fans look stupid, I’d say not half as stupid as giving Ashley another chance.

    People giving him chance after chance is what has led to this situation, fans have enabled him and now he knows how far he can push them.
    That’s no bases for a positive and healthy relationship between club and fans.

    I want what’s best for NUFC and Ashley certainly isn’t good for NUFC.

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  • BandB

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:51 PM

    Comment #23

    WWSBRD

    Why do you think he gave it?
    I don’t imagine he woke up that morning and just fancied breaking the habits of a lifetime and giving, not just an interview, but a live one.

    It can’t have been the influence of that expensive PR consultant specialising in crisis management he employs, because we all know, Ashley just laughs off fan opinion.

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  • croftus5678

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:52 PM

    Comment #24

    @22 op

    i agree.

    i think ashley would be great if he was not so greedy and did what he said he was going to do !

    sadly he just wants too much at the expense of the team !

    tbh it’s even partly down to carr ! i think he’s a good scout and found some gems dont get me wrong but the ones he has got wrong in riviere/goofy/obertan/anita ect the ones that no one wants to bid for that have not performed are stopping the very tight ashley wanting to spend money when we have a squad full allready from his point of view.

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  • Our Toon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:53 PM

    Comment #25

    OP

    I completely agree with you mate, I will never return to SJP to watch a game until Ashley has gone, he could buy Messi and Ronaldo for all I care and I still would never forgive him because he won’t change, people like that don’t change….especially overnight.

    All his interview did was to latch onto hope that fans have, that’s all that’s left, this summer is already proving just how full of shit he is. Nothing will ever change whilst he’s here

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  • Ibizatoon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:56 PM

    Comment #26

    Yo…I’m more going with the tide.

    I saw it as we either call him out straight away and carry on as we were (protesting) or we give them a chance to show some intent to deliver on what some percieved to be said by Ashley.

    I didn’t for one minute think we’d go right down the middle and just accept where we’re at, which kind of seems to be where you’re coming from?

    As for what I thought the intention of the interview was. Just this. Stop the prorests, then divide and conquer. Or should that be redivide and reconquer?

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  • WWSBRD

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:56 PM

    Comment #27

    BandB
    I think it was a quick and easy fail-safe in case we went down, when fans money would be far more important

    Why do u think he gave it?

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  • optimistic prime

    Jul 7, 2015 at 2:57 PM

    Comment #28

    I’d say Ashley gave his interview because bullshit baffles.

    He defused a potential protest after the game by baffling people.

    A lot just saw it as positive because he spoke.

    Most said why would he give such a interview if he didn’t intend to change, what they missed was that there was no content in that interview to warrant such optimism. Again, bullshit baffles.

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  • croftus5678

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:01 PM

    Comment #29

    no matter how we look at things ashleys first thought are “can we get money for him” !

    sammy proves it ! we offer him a contract why ? because if we do we get compensation !

    we know he’s not good enough and no team wants to sign him but he wont lose out on money so a years loan if he improves then whoohoo ashleys get more than he paid for him being £0 if he doesnt improve then he comes back next season and has a squad number hoping to improve or stays in the squad untill his contract runs out taking up another number so an extra player we can not sign.

    our money keeps going up our squad seems to stay the same quality as our main players are sold and another starting player is brought in to replace them hence squad size is always max untill more outgoing players.

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  • optimistic prime

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:02 PM

    Comment #30

    The left hand is making shadow puppets to distract you while the right hand is going through your pockets.

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  • mickalfas

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:07 PM

    Comment #31

    What exactly has changed since the interview ,
    Coaching staff ,no expense ,covered by Pardew’s compo
    Removed himself from the board ,to me that means from now on blame Penfold
    Signings = 0
    What’s their to be positive about?

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  • Our Toon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:10 PM

    Comment #32

    Ashley hires the likes of penfold JFK Llambias so he can hide behind them, no signings etc is down to MA the person thay signs the cheques, the face we all see is penfold

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  • BandB

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:16 PM

    Comment #33

    WWSBRD

    Why?
    Because when you are under pressure, you serve, and get the ball back in the oppositions’ court.
    The protest movement fell to squabbling immediately.
    Lots wanted a truce to hear him out and you can’t decently shoot at a flag of truce.
    They may have figured, that come what may, by this time of the summer the fans would have a thousand different opinions and would take just about anything they were given.

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  • optimistic prime

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:16 PM

    Comment #34

    Croftus

    I sort of have a problem with people saying “I wish Ashley would do what he says he’s going to do”

    What is it he’s said he’s going to do?

    Ashley has never committed or said he’d change the way he runs the club.

    Saying he won’t leave until NUFC win a cup isn’t saying he’s going to try and win a cup.

    To many fans have heard or read things into what Ashley said, he never even implied things would change.

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  • BandB

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:20 PM

    Comment #35

    OP

    The speech was a masterpiece of implication.

    You are laying the blame on the fans for inventing things, rather than being mislead.

    Keith Bishop would have invented your argument in his best case scenario.

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  • lesh

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:21 PM

    Comment #36

    Ibiza

    I’d suspect your ear infections down to some of the drivel that’s thrown your way.

    😀

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  • Novocastrian66

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:22 PM

    Comment #37

    OurToon; Not that it will ever happen, but if Ashley loosened the purse strings and bought a load of top class players and the team was playing attractive football, you would be back in a heart beat.

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  • WWSBRD

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:24 PM

    Comment #38

    Ibiza
    Giving him a chance to prove himself isnt just going down the middle and accepting? Seems pretty similar to me

    I am apathetic towards the club, I have owned up to that before nothings really changed to make me more extreme or positive. Thousands of fans like me who dont give their money to the club anymore unfortunately there is plenty that still do. I had some hope that the protests would produce something but it seems Ashley destroyed months of work in 2 minutes?

    If he fails this summer and redoes his interview, does he have til the end of Jan then and so on and so forth? When does that stop?

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  • Ibizatoon

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:29 PM

    Comment #39

    Sorry, going to have to put this deabte on hold (well, I am – you obviously can carry on 🙂 )

    Work calls…

    Catch you all later

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  • optimistic prime

    Jul 7, 2015 at 3:29 PM

    Comment #40

    BandB

    It’s that age old saying, fool me once.

    The majority of fans are always going to hope things will get better and the interview played on that.

    If fans after 8years are so easily mislead, more fool them.

    Once bitten and all that.

    If he’d came out listed the mistakes made at the club and then listed what he was going to do to change things for the better fair enough we’re are being mislead.

    None of that was said and fans took a nothing statement as a statement of intent.

    That’s not being mislead that’s being naive.

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